Okay, Xanna's always hanging out with guys, so, I decided to add another girl. Thus the title of this chapter... Enjoy! :)

Three more days had gone by. Xanna and Cosmo were riding the zeppelin back to Orgrimmar.

"Wow. Orgrimmar looks real...red." Cosmo said as he was leaning over the side of the zeppelin. "Like that spot over there with some orcs and a troll. It looks like an apple with green spots and a blue spot." Cosmo squinted his eyes. "Looks like there's a tauren too."

"Some orcs, a troll and a tauren?" Xanna said and walked up to the side of the zeppelin to join Cosmo. "Hey, those are the guys."

Ixxy sighed. 'Of course.'

"Really?" Cosmo said and looked at her. Xanna nodded. "Ooh. I just can't wait for the zeppelin to land." He said and looked over the side again.

"I wonder if they can see us..." Xanna began to wave her hand to get the others' attention. "Hey guys!" They didn't look. "Hmm... Guess they didn't hear me."

'Hmm, I wonder why. Maybe it's because you're over a hundred feet above ground. Nah, that couldn't be it. I guess they just have bad hearing.' Ixxy said sarcastically.

Xanna ignored her and leaned a little more over the side to see what they were doing. Akazil was sitting on a rock, Gishezpak was sitting next to the rock, and Makaza and Mokoki were leaning against it, talking about something. Xanna pointed her ears to were the guys were and leaned over the side a little more to hear them.

"No way." She heard Mokoki say.

"Yes way." Makaza said.

"No. There is no way he could."

"What're they talking about?" Cosmo asked.

"I don't know..." Xanna continued to slowly lean over the side to listen in on the conversation.

'Be careful, you idiot! If you lean any more over the edge, you'll-'

"Whoa!" Xanna yelled as she fell over the side.

"Xanna!" Cosmo tried to grab her hand but was a second too late.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Xanna screamed on the way down.

Ixxy was running back and forth in Xanna's mind. 'Get me the hell outa here! I'm too smart to die!' She continued to try and break out of Xanna's mind.

"There is no way that The Incredible Hulk can beat Batman." Mokoki said.

"Yes there is." Makaza said.

"No way. Batman is too quick and smart for the Hulk to catch him and smash him into itty bitty bits."

"The Hulk is super strong and can totally squash Batman before he even got a chance to blink!"

"Could not!"

"Could too!"

"If that's true, then let a hot chick fall from the sky!"

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They heard.

"What was that?" Akazil said as he looked up. The others looked up as well; only to see somebody fall from the sky. And she landed on Mokoki.

"Ow..." Mokoki groaned.

Ixxy was feeling her body. 'I'm alive!' Xanna gave her a look. Ixxy ignored her because she was just so darn happy to be alive.

Xanna propped herself up a little bit on Mokoki. "Thanks for being a soft landing pad. Oh, and, Spiderman could kick both their asses." She sighed and laid her head down on his chest.

"Xanna?" All four of the guys said.

"Mmhmm." She answered.

"Ha! That means the Hulk can beat Batman!" Makaza said.

Mokoki looked at Makaza and growled. Xanna got off of Mokoki. She stood up and brushed the dust off of herself while Gishezpak helped Mokoki back up to his feet.

"It's nice to see you again, Miss Xanna." He said politely. "Nice to see you too, Gizzy."

After she was done dusting herself off, Akazil and Makaza tackled Xanna into a big hug, which made her dusty again. "Xanna! We've missed you so much! Mostly me, though." Makaza said. Akazil looked at him, then back at Xanna. "Glad you're back."

'And so the torture begins...' Ixxy sighed. 'Great.'

"I missed you too guys. Now, could you please get off me?"

"Sure." They said. They helped her up and Xanna dusted herself off again.

"Xanna!" Cosmo yelled as he ran towards all of them. He ran past Akazil and Makaza and grabbed Xanna by her shoulders. "Xanny? Xan Xan, are you alright?? Tell me you're alright!" He began to shake her.

'Say-some-thing-so-he'll-stop-shak-ing-you.' Ixxy demanded.

Xanna tried to answer but accidentally bit her tongue. She tried a second time but bit it again. And a few more times after that.

Cosmo stopped shaking Xanna and looked at her to see if she was alright. Her eyes were spinning. "Oh no! You have brain damage!" He began to cry on her shoulder. Then he lifted his head up and put her head on his shoulder. "Don't worry Xanna. You'll be okay. We'll get you help. Everything's gonna be alright."

Ixxy was stumbling around in Xanna's mind. 'As soon as I can figure out how to walk again, he is so dead!' She fell to the ground. 'Grr.'

As Cosmo was saying things about how he wasn't going to let Xanna turn into a vegetable, Akazil, Makaza, Mokoki and Gishezpak were looking at them. "Anybody know who that guy is and why he's shaking Xanna?" Akazil whispered. Everybody shook their heads.

While this was going on, Mittens was off to the side shaking her cute kitty head at Cosmo. She was probably thinking about how she got an idiot for an owner, too.

After twenty minutes of shaking Xanna and crying, Cosmo finally let her go. Actually, Mittens forced him to let go. He didn't want to but she growled at him; obviously a threat to eat him if he didn't.

Xanna grabbed both sides of her head to keep it focused. Everything was spinning, she blinked a few times to make it stop. "Ah. Much better."

'Fina-freakin'-ly!' Ixxy said as she rubbed her butt. It was very sore after falling on it several times. 'As soon as this pain goes away, I'm going to kill him with a slow and painful death!' Xanna turned on a very big fan in her mind and made Ixxy fall over again. 'Ow! Mother f-' Xanna laughed because the fan blew Ixxy away.

"So, how was the spa? Must've been good since you were gone for six days." Akazil said.

"Yeah, how was it? Geez, I'm surprised you're not a prune." Mokoki said as he looked at Xanna.

'I told you that you were there too long.' Ixxy smirked because she was right. Which happened very often.

Xanna crossed her arms over her chest. "I wasn't there for six days... I was there for three."

"Then how come you haven't gotten back until now?"

Xanna looked away and mumbled her answer. "'Cause it kinda took Cosmo two days to pick out what he was going to wear."

The guys looked at Cosmo. "Two days?"

Cosmo shrugged. "Gotta make a good first impression."

The guys stared at Cosmo. They were all thinking the exact same thing. 'How can it take a guy two days to pick out what to wear?'

While they were thinking that, Xanna was talking to Ixxy. 'How come they waited for you for six days? Hmm, I'm thinking, stalkers.'

'You have a very good point...'

'I always do.'

'No you don't...'

'Shut up and ask them why they're still here.'

"How come you guys waited for me for six days?"

All of them looked shocked at the unexpected question. They looked away from Xanna, a couple of them whistled and a couple of them hummed.

"Awkward..." Cosmo whispered to Xanna. She giggled. All of the guys looked back at her when she did.

"Well, um... How come you brought some random guy here? Huh? Answer that!" Makaza said.

"Cosmo is an old friend of mine from the orphanage."

Cosmo nodded. "Hi." He waved his hand at them.

"Oh..."

"Because, you know, we wanted you to come back." Akazil answered.

"What if I didn't come back.?"

'They would've hunted you down.'

"Then they would've risked their pride and asked for directions to Silvermoon!" Gishezpak answered with a grin.

'Basically what I just said. All though, I don't think there really is much pride to risk.'

Mokoki smacked Gishezpak on the back of his head. Cosmo snickered quietly. Xanna lightly elbowed him. "Cosmo, be nice." She said, trying not to laugh. Cosmo stopped laughing. But it didn't last long because Mittens had attacked Mokoki's tail; she thought it looked like a piece of string.

After thirty minutes of trying to pull Mittens off of Mokoki's tail, they succeeded. Then everyone decided to walk around Durotar. Everyone ignored Mokoki and Cosmo yelling at each other.

"You owe me a new tail!" Mokoki yelled and held up his hairless tail.

"I told you that Mittens said she was sorry!" Cosmo yelled and pointed to Mittens who had an 'I'm sowwy' look. She rubbed her head on Mokoki's leg and began to purr. Then she licked at the bite marks on his tail.

Mokoki grabbed his tail and wagged his finger at her. "Oh no, no, no, no. You're not gettin' outa this that easily." He glared down at Mittens. She had a very pathetic look on her face. Her eyes were big, her bottom lip was sticking out a little and she was doing a perfect little purr to top it all off.

Mokoki looked away so he wouldn't fall into her trap. Everyone laughed and Makaza snuck in a hug when nobody was looking. "I'm so glad you're back, Xanna." Mokoki looked in that direction and walked over. "Hey, don't keep her all to yourself." He ripped them apart and gave Xanna a hug.

'Okay, what the freakin' hell? I have just realized that you're surrounded by... One, two... Four teenage boys and a... I'm not sure what the hell Cosmo is yet. My point being, what the hell? Why don't you know any girls? Even if it was just one girl. It would be nice to hang out with her instead four guys and a fairy all day! Even if it was a nasty, decaying, undead chick and hated you but stuck around with you anyway for some weird random reason!'

And just then, Xanna heard a noise in the distance. Cosmo should've heard it too, but he was to busy thinking about something. And Xanna knew what he was thinking about; he was thinking about how that tree broke his heart. And Mittens was thinking that he was an idiot and how much she wanted to bite Mokoki's tail some more. "You guys hear that?" Xanna asked. "Hear what?" Akazil, Makaza, Mokoki and Gishezpak asked, Mittens looked at her to pay attention. Cosmo was still to busy thinking about the tree to pay attention.

Xanna heard more noises and ran toward it. Makaza glared at Mokoki. "She's here for an hour and already you made her run away again!"

Mokoki looked offended. "Me?! Me?!?!"

"Yes, you! You!"

They were about to get into a wrestling match when Akazil yanked on Makaza's shirt collar and dragged him to follow Xanna. Mittens dragged Cosmo and Gishezpak did the same with Mokoki. 'Thank God I've been working out so I'm able to do this.' Gishezpak thought.

Xanna was the first to get to the source of the noise. She saw several dead humans. 'What are humans doing in Durotar?'

'If you had been paying attention in class when you were younger, you would know that these humans live here because Stormwind kicked them out of the city for being drunk all the time.'

'Why didn't they just move to Ironforge?'

'Again, if you had been paying attention, you would know this. The dwarves and humans got into a fight.'

'About what?'

'It was something over a chicken and a cow...and a mattress...'

'Okay, I now regret asking.'

'And I regret paying attention for you but I have to if I want to live.' Ixxy sighed. 'It's very hard being part of your brain.'

Xanna heard some sort of war cry come from her right and was tackled to the ground. "Take this! Human scum!"

Xanna had just barely dodged the dagger that was aimed for her face. "Holy crap!" She flipped over to be on top of her attacker. It was an undead rogue. A female undead rogue. She looked skinny and decaying like all undead do. She had long stringy looking green hair, weird belt looking things across her eyes, light blue skin and she looked a little taller than Xanna; but only by a couple inches. 'Gosh damn it, why is everyone I meet taller than me?!'

'Shut up and tell her not too attack.'

'Oh yeah.' Xanna shook her head. "Are you blind?! I mean, the nerve of you calling me a human!" She pointed at her ears. "I am obviously not a human!"

'Belt things, remember?'

'Right...' Xanna grabbed one of the undead girl's hands and put it on one of her ears. She yanked at the ear. "Ow!"

"Just because I have belts across my eyes doesn't mean I'm blind!"

"Ow! Okay! Let go of my ear! These things are very sensitive, ya know!"

She continued to yank on her ear.

'Wasn't I just talking about meeting a chick like this a moment ago?'

'Ow. Yes. Ow. It's like you can predict the future or something.'

Ixxy grinned evilly. 'My next prediction will be you walking around in your underwear in Orgrimmar.'

'You evil, heartless bitch.'

Ixxy laughed, evilly. Xanna wanted to hit her but was to distracted by the pain this undead girl was causing in her ear. "Ow...ow...ow...bitch...ow... Ow!!!"

"Hey, get your damn hands off her! You damn dirty undead freak!" Makaza yelled and ran to attack the undead girl. He didn't realize it was a girl though. He pulled Xanna off of the undead. She began to rub her ear. Cosmo ran to her and tended to her ear. "You okay, Xan Xan?"

"In a week, I think I'll be, but now, no." She said and continued to rub her ear. Cosmo kissed it to make it feel better. Akazil gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

The undead girl hopped to her feet; it was surprising to see that she didn't fall apart.

"Bring it on." She told Makaza.

"Wait... You're...you're a girl?"

"Yes. Shocking, isn't it? Now, c'mon, let's get your defeat over with. Because I have some humans to kill."

"Um... Well..."

The undead girl rolled her eyes under her belts. "What is it? Are you afraid now?"

"No. It's just... I don't think it's fair."

Xanna's, Ixxy's and Cosmo's eyes widened. And Mitten's. Can't forget her. 'He did not just say what I think he said.'

"What do you mean it's not fair?"

"Well, I'm a big tough guy and you're just a small girl. An undead girl, no less. I would beat you easily and probably hurt you and rip you to pieces. So, I don't think it's fair."

'...He did... He did say what I think he said.' Ixxy rolled up her sleeves. 'Xanna, give me control.'

Xanna didn't pay attention to Ixxy because she was so shocked at what Makaza had said. "Excuse me?! You sexist pig!"

Makaza looked at Xanna. "What? It isn't fair."

He looked back at the undead girl because she was laughing. "Whatever. This will just make your defeat much easier."

She began to walk up to him and started to attack. Luckily, he was able to dodge. "Ah! Hey, I said I didn't wanna fight!" She continued to try and strike him down with her daggers. "Little help here, guys?!"

Xanna crossed her arms over her chest and looked away. "Hmph!" Cosmo did the same thing. So did Mittens, but without the arms; she just flicked her tail. "Guys!" Makaza said and began to run away from the crazy undead girl. "Akazil!"

Akazil looked back and forth between his brother and his friends. He knew Makaza was being sexist and should let him take the beating, but Makaza was his brother and he also knew that it would be wrong if he let his brother take a beating; especially when it wasn't given to him by Akazil himself.

"I don't see why you guys are so mad at Makaza. I mean, he makes a perfectly good point." Mokoki said. The others glared at him. Gishezpak gave him a shocked look. Then he started to back away slowly. "What?" They continued to glare. "Mittens," Cosmo said, still glaring. Mittens looked up at him, hopeful. "it's play time." Mittens gave him a cute little kitty smile and pounced on Mokoki. "Oh dear God!" Mokoki screamed.

Xanna and Cosmo smiled. Akazil and Gishezpak stared, horrified. "Guys! Seriously! Could use a little help here!" They heard Makaza shout in the distance. He was dodging the daggers the undead girl was throwing at him.

Akazil looked at his brother again. He started to think about just letting the chick beat him up but then he started to think about his mom. 'Mom would kill me if she finds out that he's dead.' He sighed. "Xanna, I know he's being sexist but...he is my little brother."

Xanna turned around to looked at Akazil. She sighed at the look he gave her. "Okay, we'll help." Cosmo looked at Xanna, his jaw dropped open in outrage. "Seriously? We're going to help him?" She looked back and nodded. Cosmo rolled his eyes, sighed and gave Xanna a blank look. "Xanna, sorry to say this but, you need new friends."

This time, Akazil's jaw dropped.

'Thank you!'

Xanna grabbed one of his ears. "Ow!"

"C'mon, let's go save Makaza."

"Guys?" Gishezpak said. Everyone looked at him. "Yeah?"

"What about Mokoki?" He said and pointed to his friend, who was trying to crawl away from Mittens and failing miserably behind him, with his thumb. Akazil and Cosmo looked at Xanna. She shrugged. "Give her five more minutes."

"Okay..."

"Hey! Don't put that there! I need those! I want kids some day!" Makaza yelled in the distance.

Akazil and Gishezpak followed Xanna and Cosmo, who was still being held captured by his ear.

Makaza was on the ground. The undead girl was holding a dagger to his neck; and one to his crouch. The undead girl was laughing at him.

She stopped laughing when a rock knocked her head right off her shoulders. "That's for yankin' on my ear, bitch!"

'Nice throw, Ixxy.'

Ixxy went back into Xanna's mind and dusted off her hands. 'Thank you.'

The undead girl's body felt the spot where her head should be. When it didn't find a head there, it began to look around in the sand. "Over here, ya dumb ass!" The head was yelling from the body's right.

The body walked over to pick it up but everytime it tried to bend down, it would accidentally kick the head. "Moron."

While the undead girl was playing soccer with her own head, Xanna and the others ran toward Makaza. "Makaza, are you okay?" Xanna asked.

"Hang on." Makaza said. He felt his body to make sure everything was where it should be. He sighed in relief when he found out that nothing was missing. "Yeah, I'm okay."

"Good. Now I can do this." Xanna slapped him on his face. She slapped him so hard, he flipped over onto his stomach. With something as unsuspecting as that, Makaza ate some dirt.

He got up on his hands and knees and began to spit it out. When he spit most of it out, he turned his head to look at Xanna. "What was that for?!"

"For being a sexist pig."

Makaza was standing up now. "I wasn't being sexist. I was simply saying that a man fighting a woman is wrong because the man would easily beat the woman. Especially when the woman is an undead person."

"Now you're being sexist AND racist!"

"How am I being sexist OR racist? I am simply stating the facts!"

Xanna gritted her teeth and stepped on his right foot. "OW!" He yelled and began to hop on the other. "What the hell was that for?!" Xanna didn't answer, instead she walked over to the undead person.

Akazil, Gishezpak and Cosmo walk over to Makaza, who was still hopping up and down. "You're in trouble now." Akazil told his brother. "Mmhmm." The other two said. Makaza looked back and forth between all of them. "What the hell did I do?!"

Just then, Mokoki and Mittens walked over. Mokoki was hairless and Mittens had a lot of fur in her mouth. "What'd we miss?" Mokoki asked. The other four looked at him. "Oops... Forgot about you and Mittens. Heh." Cosmo said and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Sorry."

"Yeah, we're gonna have to negotiate somethin' later..." Mokoki began to mumble some words under his breath. Cosmo blushed at what he was saying.

"Over here. No, to you're left." The body went right. "No, left! You're other left!" The body continued to go right and ran into a rock. The head of the undead girl sighed. "Moron."

"Need some help?" Xanna asked. The head flipped over onto it's other side to see Xanna. "No!" She snarled. "Too bad." Xanna said and tried to pick it up. The head began to bite her hand. "Ah!" She shook it off of her hand and looked at it.

'Crap! Now I'm gonna turn into an zombie and exactly midnight tonight.'

'First of all: That's werewolves. Second of all: She's not a zombie... She's just undead. Third of all: Undead people can't infect others unless they want you to. And fourth of all: You're an idiot.'

'One: Shut up. B: Same thing. Q: What if she does want to turn me into an undead person? And seven: I am not an idiot, you are.'

'...Good God, I think you just killed some of my brain cells with all of that letter and number crap. And you wonder why I call you an idiot?!' Ixxy shook her head. 'Anyways, she'd have to kill you to turn you into an undead. And she hasn't...yet. If she does, I pity her because she would then have an idiot for an undead partner.'

Xanna was about to say something when she felt an enormous pain on her left ankle. She looked down. She stared at the head that was biting her for a few minutes. She then turned her head up to the sky. "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She tried to shake it off but it was latched on to her good. She found a near by stick and began to beat the head off of her ankle. "Get the hell off my ankle, you demon head!" She beat it a few more times and the head finally released it's hold on her ankle. 'Geez, ya try to help someone and they bite your ankle. Ugh. What has happened to the world?'

'You. You happened. You infected the world with your stupidity. Now use the stick to reattach the undead girl's head to her body... If you want to die that is.'

'I'm sure she won't attack when she sees that I'm trying to help her...at least not this time.'

'...I'm not even gonna comment on that.'

Xanna rolled her eyes at Ixxy. She then went to the undead girl's head to help her. Xanna ended up using the stick to grab her head when it continued to try and bite her.

The head was hanging on to the stick by it's teeth. Xanna walked over to the body and reattached the head. "There ya go." The undead girl tackled her to the ground, holding a dagger to her throat.

'Told you you would die if you helped her.'

Xanna flipped herself over onto the undead girl and held the girl's own dagger to her throat. "Will you please stop trying to kill me?! I wasn't trying to hurt you, I was trying to help you!"

The undead girl struggled beneath Xanna. "Let go of me!"

"No. Not until I make sure that you're not going to kill me. Why are you trying to kill me?! I didn't even do anything!"

The undead girl stopped struggling and shot Xanna an 'Are you serious?' look.

"What?"

"You're on top of me, holding my own dagger to my throat."

"Only because you held it to my throat first!"

"I only did that because you threw a rock at me and knocked my head off!"

"I only did that because you yanked on my ear!"

"I only did that because you pinned me to the ground!"

"Only because you pinned me to the ground first by mistaking me for a human!"

The undead girl was going to say something then shut her mouth. She that five more times then sighed. She mumble something.

Xanna heard what she said but wanted her to say it louder. "What was that?" The girl mumbled a little louder. Barely. "Ahem?" The girl growled. "I'm sorry, all right?!"

Xanna took the dagger away from her throat. "Yes." She stood up and offered a hand to the girl. The undead girl shot her a nasty look. "I don't need your help." After that, she got up on her own.

'Geez, she's psychotic... I hope she decides to hang around.'

Xanna gave Ixxy a blank stare, sighed, put a hand to her forehead and shook her head.

"Why are you sighing?" The undead girl asked. "Oh...uh...um... I'm, Xanna." Xanna stuck a hand out for a handshake. The undead girl looked at it curiously. "I'm, Dethiam." She said and shook her hand.

'Ha. Deth.'

'Ha. Yeah... That's not funny.'

'Yes it is.'

'Shut up.'

Ixxy continued to laugh. Xanna blew her away with the fan again and continued to talk to Dethiam.

"I'm... I'm sorry for the misunderstanding we had." Xanna took her hand back and waved it passively. "Nah, it's fine." Dethiam nodded. "Oh, and, thank you for putting my head back on. And how is your ankle?"

Xanna looked at her ankle, it was bleeding. "Looks a little bad but I know first aid." Xanna looked into her bags for some cloth so she could fix her ankle but didn't find any. "Crap. Outa cloth." She sighed. "Guess I'll have to limp for the rest of the day."

And then, all of a sudden, Xanna's feet left the ground. "Whoa." She said and looked at Dethiam. "You're strong." Dethiam shrugged. "I guess. You're kinda short so you're not that heavy." Xanna's ears bent back as she glared at Dethiam. "I'm not that short." She growled. Dethiam looked at her as she started to walk. "Yeah, you are." Xanna continued to glare. "I'm only, like, maybe two inches shorter than you!" Dethiam looked forward. "That still makes you short, thus, not that hard to carry for me." Xanna glared at Dethiam for another minute then just looked away.

It was silent for a moment. Then Xanna began to wonder where Dethiam was taking her. "Where're you taking me?"

"Back to your friends of course."

"Oh... Well, you don't have to carry me. I can just w-...limp back to them."

"It's fine. I don't mind."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, just think of it as me returning the favor."

"For what?"

"For putting my head back on my shoulders and not killing me whenever I was trying to kill you. I still can't believe you forgave me. Normally, the person I was trying to kill would try and kill me back."

"Well, I figured that you didn't mean to attack me when you were killing humans; it's kinda easy to get caught up in the moment. I thought if you had seen me trying to help you, you would stop. I also thought that it would work on the first try, not several tries..."

Dethiam laughed. "Yeah, that's the thing about me. When I get caught up in the moment, it takes me a while to get out of it."

'Sounds like a hard-head.' Ixxy said. She looked at Xanna and knocked on her head. 'Ow!'

'Hmm... Even if she is a hard-head, she'll never be as hard-headed as you.'

Xanna mentally rubbed her head and ignored Ixxy. Something she was very good at after doing it for fifteen years.

"Geez, it's been about twenty minutes and my foot STILL hurts." Makaza said as he sat on the ground, rubbing his foot.

"That's what you get for being a sexist." Akazil said bluntly.

"Yeah, you sexist!" Cosmo said. He then turned his back on Makaza. So did Mittens.

"How was I-" Makaza was saying but Gishezpak covered his mouth. "Normally I wouldn't do a rude thing like this but, this is so you guys won't argue." Makaza sighed under his hand. "Unhhey." He muffled, obviously saying 'Okay'.

"So, you're favorite color is black?" All of the guys heard Xanna say in the distance.

"Mmhmm." They heard another voice say.

"Weird. I thought it would be red."

Xanna laughed and so did the person she was talking to. After a moment, they saw who it was. "Mah! Hat ick i' 'onna lacri'ice Anna!" Makaza said, his mouth still being covered by Gishezpak's hand. The others looked at him. "What?" They all said.

Gishezpak looked at his hand. "Oh, right, oops." He removed it.

"I said: Ah! That chick is gonna sacrifice Xanna!"

All of the guys looked back at the girls. "Looks like she's...helping Xanna...?" The fury Mokoki said. Somehow he had grown all his hair back.

"No, that's impossible. She tried to kill me for no reason!"

Everyone stared at Makaza. "What? She did."

"......No comment." Akazil said, looking back at the girls.

Dethiam walked up to the guys, Xanna still in her arms. "Hey, guys." Xanna said. She looked at all of them. They all looked shocked for some weird reason. "What's wrong?"

"Um...uh...Well...uh..." All of them kept saying.

Xanna looked at them, very puzzled.

"Okay, what the hell?" Mokoki said. "Thirty minutes ago, we were fighting this chick and now she's CARRYING you?!"

The girls looked at each other, then the guys. "Um..." Xanna said.

Cosmo gasped. "Xan Xan! What happened to your ankle?!" He rushed right over to her and looked at it. "Uh..." Xanna said. She just really didn't know what to say about the situation.

"Mittens! Linen, please!" Cosmo said, wearing a doctor's outfit for some reason. And Mittens was in a nurse outfit. 'What the hell?' Everyone thought. Except Xanna because she was used to Cosmo acting like this.

"Scalpel!" Cosmo yelled. 'Scalpel...?' Everyone wondered.

'Okay... What the freaking hell is going on?'

"Oh, I almost forgot. Morphine!" Mittens handed him a little syringe. He looked at it and threw on the ground. "Damn it, Mittens, I said morphine, not caffeine! These are the kind of mistakes we can't afford to make! What are you trying to do?! Kill her?!" Mittens gave him another syringe. "That's better."

Cosmo began to mess with Xanna's ankle. "Sandwich!" Mittens pulled a sandwich out of nowhere and handed it to Cosmo. He took a bite out of it and nodded. He then smacked it on Xanna's ankle. "Okay, last but not least, cell phone." Mittens gave him a pink cell phone. "Yes, Nikki, I will be at that concert tonight." He hung up and smacked that on Xanna's ankle. All of a sudden, there was a long beep sound. "Heart zapper! HEART ZAPPER!"

Mittens handed him a chainsaw. "Now what I wanted but it'll do." He started it up. "Wait! What are you doing?!" Akazil yelled.

Blood spurted everywhere. "You suck as a doctor." A deep voice said. "Damn it. I can never get pass this level." Cosmo said as he threw his Gameboy in a random direction.

There were beeping sounds. Cosmo wiped his forehead and sighed. "We've done all we can, Mittens."

Mittens put down the axe she was about to give to Cosmo and nodded.

"Cosmo...is Xanna's ankle okay?" Makaza asked. Very terrified at what he just saw. Cosmo sighed. "It's... It's... It's wonderful!" He said in a squeaky voice as he stepped aside so everyone could see his work. And somehow he wasn't wearing a doctor's outfit anymore.

Everyone stared at Xanna's ankle. It was wrapped in a nice pretty little pink bow. They all blinked at it, dumbfounded. "All of that...and that's it..." Makaza said. Gishezpak grabbed his head. "I can't comprehend what just happened."

"My brain hurts..." Mokoki said.

"What was the chainsaw for?" Akazil asked.

"Can anyone understand what the hell just happened?" Makaza asked.

They all shook their heads. While their brains were dying, Xanna was looking at her ankle and Dethiam was looking at Cosmo, who was grinning; obviously very proud of his work.

"Thanks, Cosmo. It looks a whole lot better now." Xanna said. "Well, except that the bow is pink. But other than that, good job."

Dethiam was still staring at Cosmo. "You need to teach me how you just did that."

Xanna hopped out of Dethiam's arms and began to walk around. "Feels like nothing happened at all. Thanks, Cosmo." Mittens pouted. "Oh, you too, Mittens." Xanna said and patted her head. She purred.

All of the guys were still trying to figure out what had happened. And Ixxy was dead. Or at least unconscious.

Xanna stared at Ixxy and put her hands on her hips. 'I still can't believe she forgot who Cosmo was. Honestly, how can you forget about a two year old turning a squirrel into a rabbit?'

That's all for now.

Note: The Hulk and Batman thing was just a random thing I thought of. And I made Xanna say that Spiderman would beat them because he's sexy! XD

Another note: When Mittens was looking pathetic, just picture Puss In Boots from Shrek. (If you've seen that. Lol.)

A third note: I was being silly when it came to the letters and numbers.

A note after the third note: My little brother and I were talking about random stuff when I made Cosmo dress up as a doctor. Lol. Totally random, right?

The last and most important note: And finally... I don't know...monkeys!

Lol. Hope you guys liked this.