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Another day had gone by. Xanna was laying on the ground staring at the sky, she sighed. She was bored out of her mind.

'Ugh. Why does it seem like that there is absolutely nothing to do today?'

'Because of your short attention span?'

'No. That's not it this time. I think it's because there is nothing to do...at all...nothing...zero...ziltch...nada...AB-SO-LUTE-LY-'

'I get it! There's nothing to do! Please shut up!'

Xanna was quiet. But only because she was thinking of something to do, not because Ixxy told her to. She sighed again. "Can anyone think of something to do? At all? Seriously, anything at all? 'Cause I'm up for anything...at all."

"Anything?" Mokoki asked with a little twinkle in his eye.

"I believe that's what I just said."

"Then I think I just thought of something..." He said with a devious smile.

"Really?" Xanna said and sat up, looking hopeful. "What is it?"

Ixxy smacked her forehead. 'Idiot. How can you not see that he wants to-'

"What about questing?" Akazil asked. Mainly because he didn't want Mokoki telling Xanna of the thing he thought of.

Xanna groaned and plopped back down on the ground. "Questing is boooooooooooooring."

"No it's not. It's very fun."

"You know what's fun?" Makaza asked.

"Killing humans?" Dethiam asked.

'That sounds very fun.'

Xanna smacked Ixxy. She flew across to the other side of Xanna's mind.

"No." Makaza said.

"Oh..."

"Going to the beach sounds fun."

"What about going shopping?" Cosmo asked.

The other three stared at him for a moment.

"I still say questing." Akazil said.

"I say killing humans" Dethiam said.

"I say going to the beach." Makaza said.

"Questing."

"Humans."

"Beach."

"Shopping."

Each one of them stood up and began to glare at each other. They got into an argument. Gishezpak, Ixxy, Xanna and Mittens sighed; Mokoki laughed as he watched them argue.

'Geez, why can't the guys see that killing humans is actually the best option?'

'Why does this happen everytime we have nothing to do?'

'Because you're all idiots? Except for Dethiam. I think she's the only one with a good head on her shoulders... That is, she does until someone knocks it off.'

Xanna laughed quietly. "Ow! My hair!" Cosmo shouted in the background. Him and the others had gotten into a wrestling match. "You're other right!" Dethiam shouted because her head had gotten knocked off. Again. Mokoki was on the ground laughing at all of them.

"What about the library?" Gishezpak asked. Everyone paused at what they were doing to look at him. Mokoki was on his back, holding his sides; Dethiam's head was on the ground while her body was running into a rock; Akazil was on Makaza's back, pulling on one of his legs while Makaza was pulling on Cosmo's hair.

Xanna sat up and looked at Gishezpak. "Gizzy... You're a genius!" She said and hugged him. He blushed slightly. The other guys were all giving Gishezpak a 'You are so going to die later' look. The looks went away when Xanna stopped hugging Gishezpak.

"Um... Where is the library?" Xanna asked. Gishezpak, Akazil, Makaza and Mokoki all gave a 'Are you serious?' look. Dethiam didn't give her that look because she also didn't know where it was. And Cosmo was playing with a dragonfly; Mittens had a paw over her face. She was probably a little ashamed of having Cosmo for an owner. Or very ashamed.

Xanna rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. "Heh. Well, it's just, I don't go inside of Orgrimmar that much."

'Liar.'

'How am I lying? I really don't go into Orgimmar that much.'

'True, but you're just using that as a cover.'

'What'd ya mean?'

'I mean, you don't even know where the library in SILVERMOON is!'

'...What's your point?'

'That IS my point!!!'

Xanna pretended to think about it for a moment. 'Nope. Still don't see a point.' She lied, only to get on Ixxy's nerves. 'Agh!' Which she was doing very well.


"Just follow me." Gishezpak laughed.

'If you're attention span is long enough to do that.'

'Hey, my attention span is perfectly-' Xanna looked over at Cosmo, who was still playing with a dragonfly. 'Ooh, look at the pretty dragonfly.'

'Exactly.' Ixxy sighed. 'I wonder if there are other people that have to deal with this kind of crap like I do.'


After forty-five minutes of playing with the dragonfly and two and a half hours of talking to Akazil and Makaza's parents, Xanna and the others followed Gishezpak to the library.

After another twenty minutes of walking, they finally made it. "And here's the library." Gishezpak said over Dethiam's laughter. She was laughing because she thought that Akazil and Makaza's parents were stupid. And a little gross for making out in public.

"I swear, if she wasn't a girl-OW!" Makaza was whispering, and then screaming because Mittens and bitten him on the leg. She walked over to Cosmo and Xanna with a smile on her face, it was probably because she had a piece of Makaza's pants in her mouth; she sat in between them. "What was that for? I didn't even do anything!" Makaza lied.

Xanna and Cosmo gave him blank looks. Then Xanna pointed to her ears. "Blood elves, remember?"

"Oh...right..."

Cosmo and Xanna rolled their eyes. "Let's just start lookin' at some books." Xanna said.

After that, everyone split up and began to look at books. Well, Dethiam wandered off, and so did Gishezpak and Cosmo, the other guys followed Xanna.

'Seriously! Stalkers!'

'Seriously! Shut up!'

Xanna was looking at books while the guys continued to follow her and stare at her. They pretended to look at books when she turned around. And then continued to stare at her when she turned back around.

Xanna felt a little uncomfortable with the guys following her.

'Rethinking the whole 'Not stalkers' thing?' Ixxy smirked.

'Only a little. I still think they're good people...sorta... Okay, I honestly don't know anymore. But my point is-'

'That you think they're good people.'

'How'd you know I was gonna say that?'

'I've been trapped in this hellhole that you call a mind for fifteen years. I'd have to be an idiot like you to not be able to predict what you do or say.'

'That's true. You have been in my mind for fifteen years. So, why don't you act like me?'

Ixxy shrugged. 'I don't know. Maybe I'm the smart side of you or something.'

Xanna mentally shrugged and continued to look at books. She stopped when she saw a book called 'The Life Of The Alliance' caught her eye. Ixxy raised an eyebrow at it. 'Why would we, the Horde, have a book about the Alliance?'

'Maybe to study about them.'

'Maybe. Wait, if we have a book about them, does that mean they have a book about us?'

'Maybe.'

'Can you say anything other than maybe?'

'Mmm, maybe.' Xanna laughed and Ixxy rolled her eyes. When she was done, she pulled the book off of the shelf and immediately began to read it.

Xanna walked to a table and sat down in one of the chairs, still reading the book.

'Wow. The Alliance sound so interesting. I wish I could meet one.'

'And I wish that I had my own body so I can run away from you and your stupidity. But I guess we can't always get what we want, can we?'

Xanna ignored Ixxy, and the guys who were sitting next to her, pretending to read books. She was so fascinated by all the things she was reading; Stormwind, Ironforge, the way that the Alliance lived. She liked it so much, she wanted to jump into the book and talk to the Alliance.

Xanna quietly gasped when she saw something very interesting, she smiled. She smiled a smile that Ixxy new all too well, and she didn't like it one bit, this smile actually scared Ixxy. 'What are you thinking???'

'Ohhhhh, nothing.'

'Liar! What is it?! I demand to know!'

'It's nothing.' Xanna mumbled something after saying that. And since Ixxy is also an elf, she heard every word. 'What do you mean there's a map in the book?'

Xanna popped a little copy of the book into her head and opened it up to the page she was on. It showed a map to an Alliance city. 'This. This place. We should go there!'

Ixxy's eyes widened at the map. 'ARE YOU OUT OF YOU'RE FREAKING MIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'

'No. Of course not. What would give you that idea?'

'Oh, nothing. Besides the fact that you want to go to an Alliance city, where we could die!'

'We're not gonna die.'

'Don't say that!'

'Why?'

'Everytime you say that, we almost die!'

'Yeah, but we didn't, did we?' Xanna said, sounding a bit like a smart ass.

'No.' Ixxy said, her eyes narrowing at Xanna. She clenched her fists and gritted her teeth. 'But, everytime you say that, something bad happens!'

Xanna rolled her eyes. 'Name ONE time that I said that and we almost died.'

'Well... There was the time when you found a bunny and I said don't touch it, it could kill you. Then you said that, decided to pet the bunny and it turned into some sort of demon and tried to eat your soul... Oh, and, there was that one time when you found a baby lizard but it turned out to be a baby crocolisk and the mother tried to kill you for coming near her child. And, there was the time when you decided to juggle sticks and had to go to the hospital for three weeks. Oh, AND, there was the grass incident. And the snowflake one...' Ixxy shuddered. 'I really wish I could forget that.'

Xanna's eye was twitching because Ixxy was naming off everything stupid Xanna had done. 'Then there was the leopard thing. And after that was the-' Xanna covered Ixxy's mouth. 'Alright, I get it. Saying that makes bad things happen!'

Ixxy removed Xanna's hand. 'So, you're not going to go to the Alliance city anymore?' Ixxy asked, hopeful because she didn't want to die just yet.

'I never said that.' Xanna smirked. Ixxy lowered her head. 'I'm going to die. And with an idiot.' Ixxy fell to her knees, screaming into the sky. 'Why must you be so cruel?!'

Xanna rolled her eyes again. 'Stop bein' such a drama queen. It's not like we're gonna-'

'Don't say it!'

'Okay, well, you get my point.' Ixxy groaned. 'We'll be fine.'


After an hour of reading the book, Xanna asked one of the librarians if she could borrow the book for at least a week. When she said yes, Xanna and the others left. As they all walked out of the library and out of Orgrimmar, without being spotted by Akazil and Makaza's parents, Xanna read the book.

She just couldn't stop reading it, but she knew she would have to eventually if she was going to tell the others she was going to go explore an Alliance city. She wasn't sure how she was going to tell herself to put it down but she would find a way. And she found that that way was by running into a pig.

Xanna picked the book off of the ground. But she didn't read it, she looked at the others. She sighed.

"What's wrong, Xanna?" Akazil asked.

"Um... How do I put this?" Xanna said, rubbing one of her arms and looking in a random direction. She couldn't bring herself to look at the others at the moment.

"Put what?" Makaza asked.

Xanna finally looked at the others and sighed again. "Guys...I'm-"

"Oh my God! I know what this is about!" Makaza said.

"You do?"

"Yes!" He cried. "You're breaking-up with me!" He cried some more.

"Uh..."

"But why, Xanna?! Why?! Wasn't I good to you?!"

"Um..."

Ixxy blinked at Makaza, very, very dumbfounded. She would've said some sort of smart ass joke or something, but she was in too much shock at how stupid Makaza was acting.

"She can't break-up with you if you weren't even dating!" Akazil yelled at his brother.

"Shut up! This doesn't concern you!"

"Yes it does!"

"No it doesn't!"

"Yes it does! You're being an idiot!"

"Am not! I'm just a little emotional because the only girl I'll ever love is breaking-up with me!"

"She can't break-up with you if you weren't even going out in the first place!!!"

As the two orcs, Mokoki and for some reason, Cosmo, argued, Ixxy and Xanna stared at them. After fifteen minutes had gone by, Ixxy shook her head. It was to try and regain her brain. 'Please, for the love of God, tell them that you're going to an Alliance city. No, no, no, no, even better, tell them that you're sad and need to visit your mother's grave.'

'Why would I say that?'

'Because, if you tell them that you're going to an Alliance city, they'll freak out and follow you!'

'True. What if I just ask them if they want to come?'

'Either way, they freak out and follow you!'

'Well, it's not that bad if they follow me.' Xanna lied.

Ixxy's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her head after Xanna said that. She turned Xanna's head to the argument that was still going on. 'So, you're perfectly fine with dealing with that? Even though you've been complaining about it ever since you met them.'

'I have not been complaining!'

Ixxy released her hold on Xanna's head. 'Even so! You would actually put ME through that?! Even after all of the things I've done for you?!'

'What things?'

'I don't know! Things that I WILL do for you! Maybe. Not likely. But still!'

Xanna glared at Ixxy with demon like eyes. 'Uh-oh... I just made things worse for myself, didn't I?'

"So, do any of you guys feel like goin' on a road trip?" Xanna asked.

The ones who were arguing stopped; the ones who were laughing stopped. Mokoki and Gishezpak's ears perked up and their eyes twinkled like stars in the beautiful night sky. "Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooad trip!!!!!!!!!!!" They cheered and were instantly next to Xanna. She looked to both sides of her. 'How...how did they get next to me so fast?'

'I don't know. I blinked and missed what happened.'

"So, where are we going, Miss Xanna?" Gishezpak asked.

"Who cares where we're going! We're goin' on a road trip!" Mokoki said.

Xanna looked back and forth between the two a couple more times then looked at the rest of the others. "Anybody else?"

"Well, road trips are pretty much another way to explore new areas and exploring new areas is kinda like questing...so... Yeah, I'm in." Akazil said and walked over to Xanna.

"Road trips are just pretty much another way to have fun so, I'm in." Makaza as he walked over.

"Will there be killing involved?"

'Seriously, she's so psychotic. I really hope she comes.'

"Um... Maybe." Xanna said nervously, ignoring Ixxy.

"Then I'll come."

"And what about you, Cosmo?" Xanna looked at where Cosmo had been standing two seconds ago but there was just an empty spot. "Cosmo?"

"I go anywhere you do, Xan Xan." Cosmo said, standing to the left of Xanna. She jumped because she had been startled. When she landed on the ground again, standing about a foot away from the group, she stared at Cosmo. "How did you get there so fast?" Cosmo just laughed.

"Okay... Guess we're all goin'." Xanna said.

"Sweet! Let's go!" Mokoki cheered.

After that, Akazil, Makaza, Mokoki and Gishezpak began to walk down the road. Xanna, Dethiam, Cosmo and Mittens didn't. Xanna stayed where she was to read the book she got from the library. And the others stayed there with her because they didn't know where they were going yet. "So, where are we going, Xanna?" Akazil asked. When there was no answer, everyone looked behind them to see the girls, Cosmo and Mittens walking toward the zeppelins. The guys ran toward them to catch up.

Xanna and the ones who were following her down the right path of their road trip stepped onto the zeppelin to the left and the others stepped onto the zeppelin to the right. "Why are they on that zeppelin? That's the zeppelin to Grom' Gol." Akazil said.

The others shrugged. Akazil walked over to the other zeppelin and tapped Xanna on her shoulder. "Um... Xanna?"

"Hmm?" She said, still reading.

"Why are you on this zeppelin? It's the one to Grom' Gol. Which is in Stranglethorn Vale. Which is a bad place for us to go to because we're low levels."

"Yeah, I know."

"Then...why are you on it??"

"It's the way we need to go for our road trip."

After Xanna said that, the other three were on the zeppelin.

Akazil raised an eyebrow at Xanna. "Are you sure?"

Xanna nodded. "Yep. Says so right here on the map." Xanna pointed a finger into the book, still reading it.

"Uh... You sure you're not reading it wrong?"

Xanna finally looked up at Akazil. "I know how to read a map, Akky."

Akazil blushed because of what Xanna had just called him. The others were quietly laughing. Except for Dethiam; she was laughing out loud.

"Xanna!" Akazil said in a whisper. But it was also kind of a yell. "Don't call me that!"

"Aww. You're future wife can't call you 'Akky'?" Xanna said with a smirk.

Akazil's blush got bigger. And so did his eyes. "Um. Uh. I...uh..." Akazil's face was bright pink now. He looked away from Xanna and began to figet with his fingers. Xanna laughed. "Akazil, I'm kid-"

"Xan Xan! Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?!" Cosmo said as he marched over to her and Akazil. He wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "So, how long have you been dating my little, Xan Xan?" Cosmo asked. It was more of a demand, really.

Akazil still didn't look and continued to blush and figet with his fingers. Xanna laughed a little more. "No, Cosmo, I was just kid-"

"Let him answer, Xan Xan."

Cosmo was getting a little annoyed with Akazil because he wasn't answering. "Hello? Need an answer. Like, any day now, please." Xanna rolled her eyes and pulled a magazine out of one of her bags. 'Thank goodness I got this from the library too.' She poked Cosmo with the magazine. "Cosmo, look. It's a magazine about hairdos." Cosmo quickly turned his head away from Akazil and to the magazine. It was called 'Monthly Elf Style'. He grabbed the magazine and walked away reading it, completely forgetting about the conversation he was having with Akazil. "Oh, look, Mittens! They even have hairstyle tips for cats!" Mittens rolled her eyes.

Akazil looked at Xanna when Cosmo walked away. He still had a blush but it wasn't as bad as it was a minute ago. "Uh... Thanks." He said and stepped onto the zeppelin. That was the last thing he said to her for the rest of the day.


'So, when are you going to tell them where you're all headed?'

'I was thinking when we were halfway there.'

'You're not going to tell them 'til you actually get there, are you?'

'You know me so well.' Xanna smiled.

Ixxy sighed. 'I wonder how all of this is going to end.'

'Who knows. For now, let's just worry about getting to Stormwind.'


So, what'd ya think? Them goin' to Stormwind and all. Man, that's gonna be one hell of trip, dontcha think? Lol. Hope you guys liked it.

Note: The reason why Cosmo started to ask about Akazil and Xanna dating is because Xanna is kind of like a sister to him. So, he was just tryin' to act like the brother-like person he is to Xanna. :)