Here's chapter twelve of Xanna. I am very sorry it took so long. Been goin' through some stuff and junk, so...*shrugs* I tried to make it as long as I could, but not too long and time consuming. Anyways, enjoy.

Note: I would like everyone to know that I have never used The Orb Of Deception. My little brother has, so I asked him what race turns to which. And that I know it only last for thirty minutes and not six hours. Just felt like making it that long.

Note: I also know that spiders can't suck out venom. That was also made up.

Note: Chapter eight was actually, kinda, based on something I did with a couple friends.

One more note: Anybody remember Ixxy getting a headache from Xanna running into that low branch?

"Whoa." Xanna stared at her hands; they were a purplish blue. "Yes, 'whoa' indeed." Henry said as he looked at the "Alliance" group. 'Yeah, this is… Well… I guess this was a pretty good idea. I mean, for a complete and total idiot like you.' Ixxy folded her arms over her chest. Of course, Xanna ignored her and continued to stare at her hands, and when she was done, she felt her face. "Here, Xan Xan." Some other Alliance said and pulled a big mirror out of nowhere so Xanna could look at herself. "Wow…" Fëanáro and Kadgaa looked at the one who had done it. Normally, Kadgaa would've shouted something like "Where the hell do they keep getting these things", but he was still in shock and didn't shout that. And maybe a little amazed at Xanna's new beauty. She looked completely different. Well, except for her earrings, shortness, hair and yellow eyes. And she most likely still had that mark on the back of her neck. But besides those things, she looked different; she had purplish blue skin, and a little more curves than before, like the curvy horns on her head that went backwards a little bit, and hooves. And a tail that she hadn't discovered yet. Fëanáro lightly smacked Kadgaa on his shoulder. "Thought you hated the Horde." He said with a smirk; of course he was annoyed that he was sort of eye-humping his; hopefully; future wife, but he couldn't help but say that with a smirk. "U-um, I-I do. Filthy creatures. I can't believe that you're disgracing the Alliance's good name-"

"And good looks." Fëanáro added, still smirking. "-by letting them use the Orb Of Deception…" Kadgaa finished, trying not to look at Xanna and blush. Fëanáro let out a laugh and patted his friend on the back. "C'mon, Kad, it's not that bad."

"Yes it is!" Kadgaa said in a whisper shout, trying to ignore the very attractive draenei that came out of the bright white light. "What if they decide-"

"They're not gonna go on a killing spree. How many times do I have to say this?"

"You don't know! You just met them!"

"I know, but, well…" Fëanáro looked at Xanna, who was still looking at the new her. He sighed a dreamy sigh. "Sometimes you just know." He looked back at his friend; he was giving him a blank look. "What?" Kadgaa rolled his eyes. "Nothing. But, like I said earlier, if anyone starts to ask who let the Horde in, I'm telling."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Fëanáro waved his hand passively at his friend and began to stare at Xanna again. He knew Kadgaa wouldn't do that. Sure, Kadgaa did truly hate the Horde, but not enough to sell Fëanáro out. Because he knew that Kadgaa loved him more than he hated the Horde, unlike his previous best friend. 'Traitorous bastard.'

"How do I look?" Xanna asked another draenei. "You…look…amazing!" The other draenei ended his sentence with a girly squeak. "I'm mean, you did before but you also do now and-" Xanna placed a finger on his lips. "I get what you mean, Cosmo." Cosmo rubbed the back of his head sheepishly and let out a little chuckle. "Can I take a look at the new me?" He asked when he was done. "Of course." Xanna stepped aside so Cosmo could look at himself. He was much musclier than he was before, had blue skin, a very hard head with horns on it, hooves, blue eyes, a tail, and two tentacles on his chin. Neither he nor Xanna noticed their new tails. His mouth dropped in shock. "I…look…fabulous!" He smiled the biggest smile you could ever see, clapped his hands together and jumped in the air. Everyone else could've sworn that a rainbow popped up behind him when he did that. "Okay… How do I look?" A human asked and walked up to the mirror; his eyes widened in horror when he saw his reflection. He grabbed his head and screamed. "I look worse than before!"

"Oh, come now, you don't look worse, um… Which one were you again?" Xanna had walked up to him and wrapped a friendly arm around his shoulder. "I'm Akazil! How can you forget me?!"

"Hey, I didn't know that orcs turned into humans!" Akazil pointed to his head. "The baldness still should've given it away!"

"…Point taken."

'Hahahahaha. He does look worse.' Ixxy was rolling on the ground, laughing. 'I hope you die from laughter!' Xanna told her, not even paying attention to her new look. 'I probably will! Oh my god! Ahahahahaha!' Ixxy began to beat on the ground and cry because she was laughing so hard.

"I do look worse!" The new Akazil whined. He was smaller than he was when he was an orc, but still pretty musclier, had white skin, and wonderful blue eyes. "No you don't." Xanna said again. "In fact, you look cute." Everyone stared at her for a long silent and awkward moment. "Really?" Akazil looked at her, his eyes filled with hope that she would say it again. And also not believing that she had said it a first time. "Yes. You do." She said plainly. Akazil felt like squealing like a teenage girl that just got asked out by the hottest guy in town but held it in. Another human rolled his eyes. "Pfft. I bet I look cuter than that." He said, his arms folded over his chest. He walked over and shoved Akazil aside, then he looked in the mirror; he looked like the human Akazil except with black spiked up hair and a couple inches shorter. He grinned and gave his mirror self a thumbs up. "I look good."

"See, Akky? If Makaza thinks he looks good, then you look good."

"What's that suppose to mean?" Makaza asked. "And how did you know he was Makaza when you couldn't even tell that I was me?!" Akazil demanded. "Because I just now found out that orcs turn into humans, and since he was the only other orc here, he'll be the only other human…and he has the same hairdo as Makaza."

"So?! I'm still bald and you couldn't recognize me!"

"What's your point?"

"Gah!" Akazil turned away, throwing his arms up in frustration. Oh, how Xanna annoyed him when she acted like this. But, he still had to love her. She was just so wonderful and magnificent and cute and lovable and several other good things and more. He actually had a list of all the things she was. He started on it the very second he saw her. "You didn't answer my question. What was that suppose to mean?" Makaza asked Xanna again. "I'm not sure if 'That' has a meaning, Makaza. And yet, it must have a meaning. It has several meanings. So, I can't really answer your question properly."

'Wait… That sounded smart…'

"I don't mean the word!"

"But you didn't say 'The word'. Or whatever 'The word' is."

'Stop doing that!' Ixxy shouted as Makaza let out a little growl. "You said 'If Makaza thinks he looks good, then you look good'. What was that suppose to mean?" Makaza asked again, getting irritated that Xanna was avoiding the question. "Oh, that that… Nothin' important. Alright, who's next to admire themselves?" Xanna asked quickly then grabbed a gnome. It wasn't Henry, this was a different gnome. She placed him in front of the mirror. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!" He screamed in horror. Xanna put her hands on her hips, leaned forward and looked at him; looking like she was hanging upside down from a tree to the little gnome. "Mokoki?"

"Yes." He answered quickly and looked through the jungle of hair to look at the mirror again. Xanna lifted her head up straight and looked as well. "There's no way that's me!" Mokoki yelled. He was a three foot tall gnome with white skin, black hair that looked like it was combed down, big ears, and he still had his green eyes. Mokoki shook his head, still not wanting to believe this was the new him. He began to move around; everything he did, the person in the mirror would do too. He frowned. "Sorry, buddy. That's you." Xanna said, placing a hand on his head; it was so she could push herself up to stand up right again. "This isn't fair! You and Cosmo get to be draeneis! Akazil and Makaza get to be humans! Gizzy gets to be a dwarf! Dethiam gets to be an amazingly sexy night elf! And I get to be a gnome?! This isn't fair!"

"I'm a dwarf?" "I'm a night elf?" Gishezpak and Dethiam asked themselves simultaneously. Both of them walked to the mirror, Gishezpak in front. "Wow." Gishezpak gasped at the sight of his new self. "Outa the way, squirt!" Dethiam yelled and shoved him out of the way. Gishezpak stumbled a little bit but caught himself before he hit the ground. "Right. Sorry. Ladies first." He said politely. Dethiam ignored him and looked at the new her. "Oh my god! Look at me! I'm hideous!" Everyone raised an eyebrow when she said this. It was, of course, them being clueless about why Dethiam found her new self hideous. She had gorgeous green hair that stopped at her shoulders, a perfect figure, skin; blue skin as a matter of fact; beautiful lips, healthy teeth, and her belts were missing so you could see her eyes; they were a wonderful blue. "Ugh! I can't believe this! I'm so…"

"Sexy?" Mokoki asked. "Beautiful?" Gishezpak asked. "Pretty and witty and bright?" Henry asked. "Hot?" Makaza asked, trying not to drool. Xanna mentally sighed in relief. 'Thank goodness they found someone different to annoy and eye-hump.'

'But only for the next…um…' Ixxy looked at her right wrist, pretending there was a watch there. 'Six hours.'

'Awesome.'

'Hey, wait a minute…' Ixxy left the part of Xanna's mind she was in while Xanna wasn't looking, she screamed in horror and the next thing Xanna heard was a door slamming shut. 'Hmm… Must've had a zit.' Xanna shrugged and ignored Ixxy's weirdness. "What'd ya mean you're ugly, Deth? You look perfectly-"

"Hot!" Makaza said, drooling and staring at Dethiam. She slapped him for staring and kicked him for drooling. And then she pulled out her daggers. "Little mother f-"

"Hey, hey, hey! Calm down!" Xanna said as she and Cosmo pulled Dethiam off of Makaza. "Let me go! I'll kick his new white ass!" Dethiam struggled to get free and began to throw daggers at Makaza. "I wish she was undead again. That way we could take her head off." Cosmo said, struggling to keep Dethiam under control after Xanna had let go. "What do you think of your new look, Gizzy?" Xanna asked as Dethiam wiggled out of Cosmo's grasp. She tackled Makaza and was about to do ungodly like things to him when Cosmo had Mittens tackle her and pin her to the ground. "Hmm…" Gishezpak answered as he examined himself. He was short but taller than Mokoki, a bit buff, had orange hair and an orange beard, blue eyes instead of his purple ones, and a big nose. "Not too bad." He said as he and Xanna continued to look at him in the mirror. While they were doing that, Henry, Kadgaa and Fëanáro's mouths had dropped in horror because there was a giant dust ball in the background. And that dust ball was filled with Xanna's other friends. They were trying to stop Dethiam from going on a killing spree. So far, it wasn't working.

After taking away all of her weapons, knocking her unconscious and tying her to a tree, Dethiam calmed down. "Alright. Now that that's settled, let's go to Stormwind." Xanna stood next to Fëanáro for a moment. "Um… Am I suppose to be doing something?"

"Yes. You're suppose to lead us to Stormwind, silly." Xanna smiled at Fëanáro's silliness. "Yeah. Remember, Fëan?" Kadgaa asked, his arms folded over his chest. 'Geez, he makes a big fuss about taking them and then forgets that he was going to take them?!'

"Just follow me." Fëanáro motioned his left hand for the group to follow him. For some reason, a song started to play in the background.

~Just follow me and everything will be alright~

"What the hell?" Everyone said as they looked for the source of the music. They turned around to see it was coming from Cosmo's phone. "What? Thought we could use a little traveling music." Cosmo closed his eyes and began to move his head to the beat of the music. Until he was kicked in the shin. "Ow!" He dropped his phone to grab his shin and hopped up and down on one foot. Mokoki had caught his cell phone and flipped it shut to stop the music. "Much better."

"Ya could've just asked me to stop playing the song!"

"I know but that's not as fun as kicking you in the shin." Cosmo glared at Mokoki then looked at Xanna and frowned. "Xan Xan, he's being mean to me!" Xanna walked over, grabbed Cosmo's cell phone out of Mokoki's tiny little hand, flicked Mokoki's nose and gave Cosmo his phone back; he still frowned. "No hug?" Xanna chuckled and gave her silly friend a hug, making Cosmo smile and the other guys growl. "Hey! If she's givin' him a hug, then I want a hug too!" Makaza whined. Cosmo looked at him, then scooped Xanna into his arms. "You can't have her."

"But…but…" Makaza gave Xanna the sad puppy dog look. Cosmo turned around so Xanna wouldn't see it and fall into his trap. "Grrr…" Makaza looked at Ezekiel. And the next thing that happened was Cosmo dropping Xanna because he was hit in the rear by a fireball. "Youch!!!!!" He rubbed his butt and turned around to see Makaza and Ezekiel snickering. They stopped and started to whistle when they saw Cosmo glaring at them. "Grrr. Mittens!" Mittens didn't wait for Cosmo to give orders; she just immediately pounced onto Makaza and Ezekiel. "Hey! Nobody beats up my brother but me!" Akazil tackled Cosmo; and then, somehow, Mokoki was pulled into the fight. Kadgaa rolled his eyes. "Mindless Horde." He expected Fëanáro to say something but Fëanáro had gone to help Xanna back up to her feet. "Are you okay?"

"Heh. Yeah. I'm used to my face meeting the ground." She said as she rubbed the side of her head. "So, this happens often?"

"You have no idea."

"Children, stop all of this nonsense! You are wasting time I-I mean, you could be using for research."

"And you're undead friend isn't tied to the tree anymore." Kadgaa added. "What?" Xanna turned around to see that Dethiam wasn't tied to the tree. 'Oh crap. I forgot about her.'

'Idiot.'

"Well, she couldn't have gotten far. And she won't be hurt. The monsters in this area are low levels and no one will kill her because she looks like a night elf." Fëanáro said reassuringly. "I know, but I'm not worried about her getting hurt. I'm worried about-" Xanna was saying until a spider jumped over her and her friends. It had something on its back. "Wooooo hooooo!" The thing on the spider's back shouted as the spider ran away from the group. "…Tell me that wasn't the way toward the road, please." Xanna said, pointing in the direction the spider ran. "Yeah. Why? It's not like she's gonna do anything bad, is she?" Everyone heard a scream of terror. "We better go follow her…"

The group ran after Dethiam; everyone was following Fëanáro because he knew the way and was willing to show it to Xanna and her friends. They came to a little village filled with happy people; and some terrified children. 'She must've been through here.' Xanna thought. "C'mon, Stormwind's right up the road." Fëanáro told everyone, still running. 'Yes! I'm finally gonna see it! I'm finally gonna achieve my life long dream!'

'You mean the dream you've had for the past couple of days because you actually went to the library?' Ixxy said, coming out of the place she was hiding in. 'Yes! It's finally coming true!' Xanna cheered and turned to hug Ixxy. 'Ah! What happened to-?!'

'Tree.'

'Huh?'

'Tree!' Ixxy shouted and pointed to the tree ahead of Xanna. But she still had run into it. "Ow…" - 'Damn-it.'

'Honestly, how can anyone be this stupid?!'

'Honestly, how can anyone be this ugly?! Oh wait, there's you.'

'You bi-'

"Xanna, are you alright?" Fëanáro asked, running to Xanna and looking over her. "Yeah. Like I said earlier, this happens pretty often." She said with a little smile; Fëanáro smiled back and helped her up. "Heh. Thanks."

"Heh. No problem."

"Ahem!" Akazil said, trying to remind the two that they had a crazy undead man-woman to find; but it was mainly because he was jealous. "Do you have something caught in your throat, Akazil?" Xanna asked, looking away from the handsome night elf. "No, Xanna. But-"

"That stupid night elf is hitting on you!" Makaza said, walking over. "Hmm?"

"She's my girlfriend, pal! You can have Dethiam! …When we find him!"

"Her."

"Whatever. They can just have each other." Makaza grabbed Xanna's hand and pulled her away from Fëanáro. She turned around and mouthed 'He's not my boyfriend, I swear!', making Fëanáro smile. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. People fighting over this…girl." Kadgaa said; he didn't know what he should call her anymore since she was a Halfling. "Let's get movin' and find the undead man that's gonna kill the whole city."

"She's a girl!"

"Man…girl… Isn't it the same with the undead?"

"No, surprisingly…"

'It's not that surprising! People still keep their genders when they die!'

'Yeah, but we're talking about undead.'

'Undead ARE dead!'

'No they aren't. They're undead.' Xanna mentally shook her head. 'Silly, Ixxy.' She said as Ixxy's eye began to twitch; then she pulled out a chainsaw. 'Holy crap!' Xanna screamed and began to run around in her mind; she was actually thankful that this was all in her head, she would've been dead years ago if Ixxy was an actual person.

A little while later; after running into several trees, spiders, soul eating bunnies, flirting with Fëanáro, separating the guys from fighting because she had flirted with Fëanáro, kicking Ixxy, getting stabbed by Ixxy, getting lost in a cave, somehow drowning in leaves, and explaining to the group why Cosmo was sad everytime he looked directly at a tree and scarring them for life; Xanna and the group arrived at the front of a gate. She went wide eyed. "Is that…the entrance…to…"

"Yep. Welcome to Stormwind, Xanna" Fëanáro said, smiling at her and thinking about how cute she was because she had wide eyes.

"Wow…" Xanna said, looking at the statues she and the group were passing by on a bridge. "Whoa…"

"Sweet…"

"Pervs." Cosmo said and smacked Makaza and Mokoki for staring at the female statue's chest. "Heh. This isn't even the best part."

"It isn't?" Xanna asked. "Nope."

"You mean that there are statues with even bigger boobies?!" Makaza said, drooling; he was smacked by Cosmo. Again. "Um…no."

"There are real women with big boobies?" Mokoki asked; also getting another smack. "Well, yes. But that's not-"

"Wooo!" Makaza and Mokoki cheered, then ran off to go find girls to eye-hump. "Hey! Get back here!" Kadgaa shouted at them, only to be ignored. He then turned to Xanna, glaring at her. "Well?"

"What?"

"Aren't you going to call them back?! You are their leader, aren't you?!"

"Yeah, but… Yeah, they're not comin' back for a while…"

"Then I'll get them myself!" Kadgaa grabbed Naraxis; who was flirting with Mittens again; and ran off after the two extremely hormone filled teenagers. 'Great! Now we have THREE missing members!'

'They'll be fine.' Xanna said reassuringly; though she wasn't quite sure herself. Ignoring the feeling and Ixxy, she turned to Fëanáro. "Well, lead the way." She said with a smile, trying to hide how nervous she was. He smiled back and gently grabbed her hand. "Alright. Just walk this way."

"O-okay." She stuttered, blushing because they were holding hands again. And she blushed more when they started to walk with their hands still like that. 'His hand is so soft…'

'Snap outa it!' Ixxy smacked Xanna. It had no affect. 'Hmm…' Ixxy began to smack Xanna with several blunt objects that she pulled out of nowhere, all of them having the same affect; nothing. 'What the hell is wrong with her?!'

"Wow!" Xanna finally said, not blushing anymore. Fëanáro had taken her and the rest of the group to an actual part of the city; it was kind of like the little village they had passed a minute ago but better. Tons of people were everywhere, and kids and teenagers were hanging out, and there were all sorts of buildings; like tailors, bakeries, inns and things like that. Xanna let go of Fëanáro's hand and slowly walked forward, looking around and smelling the air; which smelled like cinnamon; and listening to all of the wonderful sounds of people enjoying themselves. "It's so amazing…" She said quietly. "Xanna!" A female voice shouted, trying to get her attention. She turned her head; it was Sophie, Sonya, Margret and a female dwarf. The dwarf looked to be about four and a half feet tall, had white skin, brown eyes and brown hair; her hairstyle started out poofy then ended in a ponytail in the middle of her back; and she had a nose piercing. All four of the girls walked up to her. "Hello again, Xanna." Sophie said. "How'd you know it was me?"

"We saw you walk in holding Fëan's hand." Sonya giggled. "Oh…" Xanna's blush came back a little bit. "He was just leading the way."

"Heh. Nice." The female dwarf said smirking and winking and lightly elbowing Xanna. "Um, tha-Ow!" Xanna shouted because for some reason her backside was in pain. She turned around to see Margret tugging on her tail. "That's not… Wait… I have a tail?" She asked staring at it. Margret ignored her and tugged on it again. "Stay away from my Fëan!"

"Settle down, Mags." The dwarf said and pulled Margret away from Xanna's tail. "No! Let me at her! I'll tear her limb from limb!" She struggled to get free from the dwarf's hold so she could try to smack up Xanna for taking "her Fëanáro". "Sorry about this one. She's a warrior."

"Thus, the attitude." Sophie added. "I do not have an attitude! I am cute and adorable!"

"See?" The dwarf said, holding Margret up in the air now. She dropped her as soon as she heard the most wonderful thing ever. "Eddy!" Simon yelled and ran toward her. "Simon!" "Eddy" held her arms out for him; she gave him a big hug and a kiss on the lips when he got to her. '…That's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.'

'Oh yeah?' Xanna showed the image of Akazil's parents making out. 'Not that bad anymore.'

'Don't worry. It gets worse.' And then they were naked. Xanna looked at Ixxy to see her reaction. She was on the ground of her mind, not breathing or moving, and her will was next to her. 'Yay!'

Eddy and Simon kissed for about five minutes straight; then they released their liplock and stared at each other. "Hi, Eddy."

"Hi, Simon." The two smiled at each other, not even paying attention to anything going on around them. "Ahem." Xanna said, ignoring Margret biting her tail. "Oh, I'm sorry. You're all probably wondering how a guy like me ended up with a girl like this."

"That's not what I was thinking." Cosmo said. 'Knowing him, he was probably thinking about naked men…and trees…'

'I thought you were dead!'

'Nope.'

'Damnit…'

"Actually I was thinking about why her name is Edward." Gishezpak said. "The name is Edna!" The dwarf yelled; she grabbed Gishezpak, swirled him around in the air then threw him into a wall. '…Holy crap, it's another Dethiam.'

"Heh. She works out a lot." Simon said sheepishly. "Pfft. I can only lift eight twenty."

'Is that because that's how much she weighs and she's used to dragging it around everywhere?' Xanna smacked Ixxy for being rude. "That's still a lot, hunny."

"Meh." She shrugged. "Aww. You two were a match made in heaven." Cosmo said at the cute little couple. The two blushed a little. "Thanks."

"Ooh! I know another match made in heaven!" Xanna said, wrapping an arm around Akazil; he did his best to fight back his blush. "You and Akazil, Miss Xanna?"

"What? No! Of course not! I meant me gettin' some food! I'm starvin'!" She said, placing her hands on her stomach as it growled. "And I think the little gnome girl is too…" Xanna lifted her tail to show everyone that Margret was still biting it. "Margret Science Gnomenmire, you get off of that young girl's tail right now!" Henry wagged his finger at his daughter. 'Whoa. I didn't even see him follow us. Weird creepy gnome… Wait a minute, what did he just say?'

"Yes, Daddy…" Came the muffled answer. Xanna lowered her tail so she would be able to let go without falling on her butt; this only earned one more bite before the she-devil gnome let go. 'Ah! Why I oughta-'

'Serves you right for being an idiot.'

"I thought I told you to go back to the store with your mother." Henry put his hands to his sides to show his anger at his daughter. "Sorry, Pop. She slipped into a crowd and I had to chase her down." Simon apologized to his father. "Ass kissing tattletale." Margret mumbled. "Margret, you are grounded for another week!"

"But I'm already grounded for life!"

"Well, add another week to it and find your mother and have her take you to your room or her book club meeting or something! You're grounded!" Henry yelled and pointed in some direction in front of him. "Yes, Daddy." Margret turned around and began to walk off. "Simon, you go with her. And take Miss Edna with you so she doesn't run off again." He turned to Edna. "You don't mind that, do you?"

"Nah. Seems pretty fair-ish after what my dad did to your lawn mower…"

"What did Butch do to my lawn mower?"

"Nothing, nothing; he just got drunk and gave it to a chicken and the chicken accidentally killed itself and a few sheep and now it's broken…" She said sheepishly. "What?!"

"Okay, Mags, let's go. Bye!" Edna quickly grabbed the two gnomes and ran off like the wind. Henry sighed. "Damnit, that's the third one TODAY!" He sighed again. "I need to learn to stop lending my lawn mower to him."

"Um, Mister Gnomenmire, sir?" Xanna asked. "Yes?"

"Is it all right if the rest of my group and I check out Stormwind now?"

"Oh, yes. And I'll come with you because this is a great chance to research the Horde. Then I can finally say that I'm a better mage than Finklehag!"

"Finklehag?" Xanna whispered to Fëanáro. "Old time rival."

"Ah."

About an hour later after that, Xanna was getting a lecture from Ixxy. It was probably because she had lost the whole group, except for Fëanáro and Akazil. 'How the hell did you lose the entire group in an hour?!'

'It's not my fault! They wandered off!'

'And it's your fault for not being a good leader and telling them to get their asses back here!'

'How was I suppose to know that Gizzy would wander off into that library?! Or that Cosmo was gonna get lost in that spa?!'

'Don't forget about the gnome chasing after him for "research". Or about Sophie and Sonya getting trapped in a closet at the hippy convention!'

'They got trapped in a closet?!' Ixxy smacked her forehead. 'How in Illidan's good name did I get stuck with you?'

'I've been hanging with Dethiam too much…'

'No! Not enough! Because she's the only one that has any sense in her head!'

'Hey, I got you in my head, doesn't that count?'

'Pfft. You wish.'

"So, where to now?" Akazil asked, bringing Xanna our of her conversation with Ixxy. "I don't know. Where's another place we can go, Fëan?"

"Well-"

"Hey, a bar!" Xanna said, walking into the bar she and the boys were passing. "Xanna, what're you doing?!" Fëanáro asked, not understanding why she was going into an adult bar. "Getting a drink, duh." She answered, then went inside. "Finally, now maybe I can get a nice cold soda to drink."

As soon as Xanna walked into the place, she saw several older and drunk looking men. 'Weird. Usually a soda bar is filled with young and chatting teenagers.'

'And somethin' tells me that this isn't a soda bar. Looks more like a beer parlor.'

'Yeah… I should probably go, shouldn't I?'

'Yes. And learn to not go into strange places in strange cities! This is Thunderbluff all over again! And you remember what happened there, don't you?' Ixxy folded her arms over her chest and began to tap her foot. Xanna sighed. 'Yes. But I don't see why they were so mad. I was just hungry and lookin' for a bite to eat.'

'You were looking for a burger…'

'So?'

'You were looking for a burger…in Thunderbluff. The place that's populated by cow-people.'

'Still not seein' a point.'

'Do you even know what burgers are made of?!'

'Duh! Pigs!' After hearing that, Ixxy fell over, in shock from how stupid that answer was. 'Guess her tiny little mind couldn't handle that information.'

"Hey, little lady." A deep voice said from behind Xanna. She gasped and turned around to see a human male; but it wasn't Akazil or Makaza. He was taller, older looking, had short blonde hair and short blonde facial hair. "Um, hi." She said nervously. "I wandered in here on accident. I was just about to leave."

"Why?" He smirked, leaning onto the side of the doorway; which lead to a hallway that lead to another door that lead outside. "W-well, I'm under aged."

"I won't tell if you don't." Now he winked at he; this was really putting Xanna on edge. 'Ya know that pre-rape feelin' ya just got? That's a good sign saying that you should GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!'

"I'm sorry, but I really have to go." Xanna tried to walk around him, he only blocked the way. "I can't get out if you're blocking the way, sir."

"You know, I always found you draeneis to be very attractive." He held up a hand a touched one of her horns. "Nice and sturdy horns to hold onto." He let go and folded his arms over his chest. "And I've always found your tails to be very sexy."

'Get-out!'

'I'm trying!' Xanna looked up at the big man. "I really have to go now. I need to go catch up with my friends." She tried to walk around him again, he still blocked her. "I'm sure they can wait for you a little longer." He placed his hands on her hips. "How 'bout you and I go someplace private."

'Mayday! Mayday! We're goin' down!' Ixxy said, flying and crashing a plane in Xanna's mind. Xanna removed the man's hands. "No thank you. I'm fine. I really-" She was saying, making another attempt to walk around, and was still blocked. "I wasn't askin', girly." He told her, getting an aggressive look on his face; he then grabbed one of her wrists. It felt so tight Xanna thought that he might break it. "Now listen here; me and you are gonna go to a nice and cozy inn, then-"

"Eric! What have I said about harassing the women?" A woman shouted from across the room. Xanna turned to see a white woman with red hair; and she had an accent. Eric glared at her, then released his hold on Xanna's wrist. "She had a fat ass anyway." He said, then walked to a table. "You do that one more time, Eric, and I am banning you from this bar." The red head threatened; the man only shrugged. "Sorry about him, dear. He's a hard-head."

'No kiddin'.'

"It's alright. I'm sorry for coming in. It was an accident. I'll go now."

"Nah. Stay. Have a drink."

"Heh. I'm actually under aged, ma'am."

"One drink won't hurt. Least I can do after that bafoon tried to take you away." She laughed as Eric rolled his eyes. "Um, are you sure?"

"Yes. Come, sit." She addressed an empty chair and the bar counter. Xanna walked over, sat down and the nice red head gave her half a glass of beer. She picked it up, looked at it and smelled it. "It's not poisoned. I promise." The red head laughed again because Xanna thought she was serious about the poison. "It's alright. Drink it. I won't let anything happen to ya." Xanna looked at the beer again. 'Wow. Your first beer. Under aged AND it was given to you by a stranger. Where's the Elves Gone Wild team when ya need 'em?'

"I don't have to pay for this, do I?" Xanna asked, looking away from the beer and ignoring Ixxy. "Nah. Eric will."

"What?! Why do I have to pay for her beer?!"

"Trying to rape her, for one." Eric looked away at that comment. "And because I just don't like you." The red head laughed again because of Eric's growl. "Fine, I'll pay for the damn beer." The girls chuckled a little bit; it annoyed Eric so he paid for Xanna's beer and left. "Thank you, Miss." Xanna said after Eric had left. "You can call me, Sarah. And don't worry about him. I know he looks big and tough and scary and all, but Eric is actually no trouble."

'Did she just forget about the whole assault thing?'

"I'm, Xanna. And, um, I guess I'll take your word for that." Sarah laughed again. "Really, he's a nice guy. He's only like that when drunk or having a bad day. In this case, it was both."

"Why's he mad?" Xanna tilted her head. Sarah shrugged. "Couple of his best friends died recently. Their lives were taken by a blood elf."

"Sorry to hear that."

"It's alright. These things happen." Xanna nodded. "And one day those Horde will get what they got comin' to 'em."

"Yeah." Xanna said; she thought if she didn't answer, then Sarah would start thinking she was a Horde lover, or worse. Which she was, but Sarah didn't need to know that. "You should drink your beer before it gets warm."

"Oh yeah." She said; Xanna had honestly forgotten that she even had a drink in her hand. She looked and smelled at it one more time. 'Well, here goes.' She slowly lifted the drink to her lips and took a sip, immediately feeling different. "Whoa… Hic!"

Outside of the bar, Akazil and Fëanáro were pacing in front of the entrance. "It's been an hour! What could she be doing?!" Fëanáro said, getting worried. "That's it! I can't stand here and pace anymore! I am going to be a man and go in there to save my girlfriend!"

"She's your girlfriend?"

"I mean… My friend who is a girl… I'm going in to get her." He said quickly and went inside of the bar. He was thankful that the adults weren't looking, or they just didn't care that an under aged kid was going into a bar. Fëanáro walked in after him, then bumped into him. "Why'd ya stop-" Akazil stepped aside so Fëanáro would see his reason for stopping. It was hilarious, and weird. Xanna was drunk and dancing on the bar counter; topless. 'Thank god she has a bra on' Akazil thought. "Woo!" She shouted and began to shake her hips to the music that wasn't playing. Both of the boys tilted their heads as they stared; and the other men were howling for more Xanna. Being drunk; and clumsy; Xanna fell off of the counter and passed out. The boys gasped and ran to her. "How much did she drink?!" Akazil demanded. "Only half a pint." A red head laughed as she walked around the room picking up empty glasses. 'Great, now I'm stuck in here with her unconscious. Again!' Ixxy sighed. 'I really need to get my own body.' She looked at the two boys that were still hovering over Xanna's unconscious body. "Well, what're you two waiting for? Help her up!"

"What'd ya mean 'her', Xanna?" Akazil asked. Ixxy's eyes widened. 'Did they just hear me through Xanna?..' She shook her head. "I meant, uh, help me up. Heh. Still a little drunk." Ixxy said, pretending to sound like Xanna being sheepish. Akazil helped her up and Fëanáro handed her her shirt. "Boo!" All of the drunken men shouted as she put it on. "Shut up, you stupid drunken pigs!" Everyone stared at Xanna, wondering why she had a new attitude. 'Shit. Need to act more Xanna-y. Shouldn't be that hard. I just need to act like an idiot!' Ixxy looked around the room. "Uh…" She couldn't think of anything to say, so she just ran out of the bar. Akazil and Fëanáro ran after her without saying a word either. "…More beer for everyone!" Sarah shouted. No one said anything. "On Eric!" She added; that earned her a roar of cheering.

"Xanna, are you okay?" Akazil asked. "Yeah, I'm fine." Ixxy answered quickly. 'Just have no clue what's going on and the real Xanna is passed out because she got drunk, leaving me to haul her ass around with people I don't like and in a city I have no clue about! So yeah! I'm perfectly fine!'

"Why'd you go in there, anyway?" Fëanáro asked. 'Because I looove getting drunk!' - "Because in-" Ixxy looked around before she said the next word, making sure no one was listening. "-Silvermoon, soda is sold at bars and beer is sold at parlors."

"Wow, that's weird. It's the total opposite here."

'Yeah, I think I was able to figure tha tout, Captain Obvious. Gee, where would the world be without you?' Ixxy thought sarcastically. "Where're you going?" Fëanáro asked when Ixxy made a turn that led somewhere else she didn't know about. "I don't know and-" Ixxy stopped herself before she said that she didn't care. 'Act like Xanna.' She reminded herself. "And I just was wandering if I could look over in this area." She looked at Fëanáro and gave him a sweet and innocent like Xanna would have; if she was conscious and sober, that is. "Can I pleae look in this area, Fëan?" She asked sweetly; her good work was rewarded with a blushing and stammering Fëanáro. "U-uh, yeah, X-Xanna. Of course. I'll just show you around." He walked up to her, took her hand and walked down the tunnel with her. This gave Ixxy an evil thought. "This is gonna be fun."

Sooo, can anybody see why Ixxy getting a headache was bad? :P

Lol. I hope you guy enjoyed this. I'll start on the next chapter immediately.

Note: No, I don't know how long this story will be. But I do hope it's not TOO long.