Here's chapter thirteen. I'm sorry that it's a bit short. I will make up for it in the next chapter. And I'm sorry for this story being so damned long.

Note: People's know things! :O

Ixxy sighed. 'Why me?' She thought. "Wanna hit kidneys, eh? Well take this!" Akazil shouted in the background. "Ow!"

'Why?' Ixxy thought again. Everytime she did anything, Akazil and Fëanáro would fight about it. Everytime she said something to Fëanáro; Akazil would tackle him and start to beat him. Everytime she said something to Akazil; Fëanáro would tackle him and beat him. Everytime she looked at something that was in one of their directions, they would fight. Everytime something flew into her eye and she blinked to get it out; making her look like she was winking; they would fight. They just fought about anything she did. And she had been in control of Xanna's body for only five minutes! 'Ugh…' She looked at the two wrestling boys. 'How has she been able to put up with all of these stupid boys for as long as she has? I can't even handle them!' She looked at the still unconscious Xanna; who had her butt sticking up in the air as she sucked her right thumb. '…Honestly! How?!'

'No! It's my monkey…' Xanna said in her sleep. '…How?!?!?!'

"Look out!" Someone shouted, making Ixxy stop looking at Xanna and at what was going on around her. Fëanáro had picked up and thrown Akazil. And in her direction. "Whoa!"

"Ah!" She tried to duck, but it was too late. Akazil hit her and knocked her to the ground; and certain things landed on certain things. Like Akazil's tongue landing in Ixxy's mouth. 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!' Ixxy mentally screamed at the horrible horror that just happened. 'I've been mouth raped!'

"This will forever be the greatest moment of my life…" Akazil thought, then pulled away from the kiss. "Um…" He said, blushing. "I'm-"

"Get off me!" Ixxy shouted, pushing him off of her and sitting up. "Pleh! Pleh! Bleck! Oh god! I need water! Hot water! Oh my god, I'm gonna hurl!" She shouted, getting up and running to someone that had a bucket so she could throw up in it. "Hey! My lunch was in that!" The man shouted. Ixxy looked at the newly vomited on fish. "Sorry…" Then she threw up again. "I'm done now…" She said, pushing the bucket away from her and toward him. The man looked in it. "Thanks… It's what I've always wanted…" He said sarcastically, then walked away. Ixxy leaned on a wall, slowly sliding down it. 'I can't believe that just happened… Of all the things that could've happened, that happened.'

"Xanna, are you okay? I'm so sorry." Fëanáro said, helping her to her feet. "I am very, very sorry." He looked at Akazil. "Very sorry."

"And what's that suppose to mean?"

"It means the way it sounds!" Fëanáro said, dropping the weak "Xanna". "Ow…"

"Why don't ya say that to my face, ya shrimp!"

"Well, get down here so I can, you brute!"

"What did you call me?!"

"A brute! Just like your mother!"

"That's it!" Akazil shouted; and then they started to fight. Again. 'Best use this chance wisely and get the hell outa here before the brute throws the shrimp and I get kissed by him…' She felt like she was going to throw up again. 'Fight it, Ixxy. Fight it… Oh man…'

While Ixxy was running away and the two lovesick puppies were fighting, Mittens was looking for a certain someone that just absolutely loved spas. He could never stay away from them; even after last time. Why he still came to these things after that, she would never know. She shuddered. 'Meow…'

"Yes!"

"Meow?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Oh god, yes! More! Give me more!" Cosmo shouted, making Mittens' eyes widen in horror and several thoughts run through her cat mind. Most of the thoughts had trees. She shook her head and ran to the source of Cosmo's yelling; she rolled her eyes when she got there. 'Me-ow…'

"Like this, sir?" A masseur asked, bending Cosmo's leg until it made a loud cracking sound. "Oh, yes!" Cosmo shouted, enjoying the massage very much. Mittens hoped it wouldn't have a happy ending; like the last one. She shuddered again. "Meow…"

"Hmm?" The masseur turned around to see Mittens sitting at the door. "Shoo! Out! Bad kitty!"

"Huh?" Cosmo said, sitting up and turning around as well. "Mittens, baby! Come to daddy!" He held out his arms for her. She immediately ran for him, butting her head against his chin and purring. "Aww, who's a good kitty?"

"Meow." Mittens answered, nuzzling her head at Cosmo's neck. "That's right. You're such a good kitty." Cosmo said in the baby talk voice most people used on animals. "Ahem, sir?"

"Hmm?" Cosmo responded, nuzzling his head against Mittens. The masseur pointed to a sign. "No pets allowed. You are going to have to leave." He said with a stern 'It was all good until this crap happened' tone. Cosmo stopped nuzzling with Mittens to look at the sign, he frowned. 'Raggle fraggle. I really wanted that happy ending…'

"Sir?" The masseur said, his arms folded over his chest, tapping his foot as he looked at Cosmo. And he looked at Mittens. "Uh…" He turned back to the masseur, giving him a look that Mittens didn't see. The other man nodded and reached out a hand to grab Mittens. "Meow?…"

"Oh-"

"-my-"

"-god…" Mokoki and Makaza said in unison. "It's so…"

"Beautiful…" The two boys stared at the beautiful place for a moment. "Are you boys just gonna stand there, or go to town on all of this junk?" The owner behind the counter asked. "Wh-where do we start?" Mokoki asked. "Where do you wanna start?"

"I…" Mokoki said, looking at the place as best as he could since he was now only three feet tall. "…don't know…"

"Maybe this'll help." Makaza said, picking up Mokoki and holding him up as high as he could. "Oh my god! It's beautiful! Where do we start?!"

"Well, I'm have a really bad craving for something…brown. So, my vote is that."

"Ooh, maybe they'll have some cream filled ones."

"We do." The owner said. "Woo hoo!" The two boys cheered and ran off. The owner chuckled. "If they weren't in one; I'd say those boys are as excited as little kids that just walked into a five story tall candy shop." He chuckled again and went to the back to take a break and to sneak out some candy for himself. He had to sneak it because his darn daughter wouldn't let him eat sweets anymore; saying that it's bad for a hundred or so year old man to eat sweets because they'll kill him. "Pfft. Yeah right."

Dethiam wandered the streets of Stormwind, being hit on by every single guy that saw her; even married ones, and married ones with kids, and of course the women. All she did was roll her eyes and push them away, making them fly into walls when she pushed them. Some guys found it extremely hot and hit on her even more. "Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

"No."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."

"And I'd put 'N' and 'O' together."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?"

"Gonna take you a few times, sport. If any."

"Is that a flight mount or my heart I hear taking off?"

"I think it's your brain."

"God, all those curves and me with no brakes."

"I could break something of yours, if that's what you want."

"Hey, do you have any draenei in you? If not-"

"Finish that sentence," Dethiam said, grabbing the teenaged draenei's throat. "I'm going to put something in you. And I don't think you'll like it very much." She pulled out a dagger. "Geez! Calm down lady! He was just flirting!" One of the random boys said. Dethiam looked at the draenei as she dangled him in the air by his throat; he was gasping for air. She smiled sweetly at him and set him down. "I'm sorry."

"It's alright. Give me your number and we'll call it even." He panted. "No. You didn't let me finish."

"Huh?" He asked, seeing a foot coming right for his face. It hit him hard, making him fly through a few brick walls. "I'm sorry for not doing that in the first place, ya asshole!" She shouted at him. All of the people that were hitting on her looked at her, then slowly started to back away. Except for the one that was walking towards her, clapping. "Bravo! Bravo!" He cheered. She rolled her eyes. "Don't make me do that to you. I might get a bill from the city for breaking so many walls."

"I would be honored if you did that to me! And I would even pay the bill for you!"

"Pfft. Whatever, bozo." Dethiam said, walking away. "Wait! I want you!" And in a split second, Dethiam's fist was about half an inch away from the guy's face. "Say that one more time."

"I want you!" He said again as Dethiam pulled her fist back to actually punch him this time. He quickly pulled out a piece of paper before she could make him fly through a wall. "I want you! In my wrestling tournament!"

"Huh?" Dethiam quickly snatched the paper from his hand; which gave him a paper cut; and looked at it. "Wrestling tournament?"

"Yes!" The weird guy said, licking blood from his hand since he didn't have any band-aids. Dethiam raised an eyebrow at him. "What's the catch?"

"Besides you? Nothing. Nothing at all. Just good ol' fashioned, harmless, bikini mud wrestling."

"Hmm… I'm in."

"Great!" The man said, holding out his bleeding hand to shake hers. She took it, squeezed it until it was purple, then let go; licking the blood off her hand. Blood was a good sustenance for undead, and she didn't care if anybody thought it was weird or suspected her for being an undead; if they did, she'd take them all on by herself, no matter what level they were. She couldn't die twice after all. "My name is, Larry, by the way…" The weird, blonde comb over, swirly mustached, white human male said. "I'm," She was saying, licking the rest of the blood. "Dethiam."

'Why? Why? Why?' Ixxy repeated over and over as she mentally hit her head on a wall. In reality, the boys were playing Tug-O-War with her. "It's your fault she threw up and ran off"

"If you hadn't have tossed me, she wouldn't have thrown up!"

'Why? Why? Why?'

"I think she still would have since she has you for a friend!"

"I have been a very good friend to her!"

"Obviously not! I guess being friends with you for half a month drove her over the edge!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"She needs new friends! Like me!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does-!"

"Agh!!!" Ixxy screamed, pulling her arms out of the boys' grips. 'Hmm?…'

"Let's get one thing straight, you two hormonal jackasses!" She shouted, pointing a finger at them. They fell dead silent. 'What the-?'

"I do not like either of you!!!" She yelled. Their hearts broke into a million pieces at the very second. People could've almost heard them break. 'The-hic-hell?!'

"I do not like you!" Ixxy pointed at Fëanáro. "And of course I don't like you!" She pointed at Akazil. 'She added an 'Of course'…' Akazil thought, his broken heart sinking to the pit of his stomach; just like his soul. "I don't like him!" She pointed at a random guy. "Or him! Or him! Or her! Or that child! I don't like anybody! Except, Dethiam! She is the only one keeping me sane!"

'Ix-hic-xy!' A still slightly; and now conscious; Xanna shouted, tackling her voice and taking over her body again. "Ugh, whoa. Someone turn down the light. And stop beating my head with a hammer!" Xanna said, covering her eyes. "So… 'Of course' you don't like me, Xanna?…" An extremely depressed Akazil asked, staring at the ground. "Wh-what?"

"You just said 'And of course I don't like you' to me… If that's true…then why have we been hanging out?" He looked up at her, looking into her eyes. His whole world just came crashing down. "Huh? Of-hic!"

"Yes! Of course I-" Xanna quickly hit Ixxy to shut her the hell up. "You what?"

"L-hic-like you, Ak-Akazil."

"Then why did you say that?!"

"Okay, look here, m-man. I-" Xanna said, slightly wobbling and pointed a finger to herself. "-am still slightly drunk. S-sho, I dunno what I sayin' righ' now…" She said, lying because of what Ixxy had just said; and barely able to stand now. "You didn't sound so drunk to me." Akazil said, folding his arms over his chest. "In fact… I didn't even taste alcohol in your mouth when we kissed."

"We-hic-we what now?!"

"Yeah, sorry again about that, Xanna. I didn't mean to throw him in your direction." Fëanáro said, truly ashamed of that action. "Wha-what the hell is you two talkin' about, mans?"

"Us?! What are you saying, Xanna?! It's like you're a-whole-nother person now!"

"D-hic-dat's what happen when you drunk. Hic!"

"That is true. Can't blame her for being drunk." Fëanáro said. Akazil just looked at Xanna wobble, wondering what just happened. True, things like this happened when people were drunk, but he wasn't sure. He kept looking at her. 'What just happened with her?' He thought. He knew that this was Xanna, but he wanted to know who the other person was. The one who said that "of course" she didn't like him, he wasn't ready to believe that it was just drunk talk. Especially when she was completely sober and had been since she left the bar over an hour ago. "I-hic-I shorry for th-the mean things I said, you gu's." Xanna said the best she could, and giving the best puppy dog face she could in her drunken state. 'Hmm…' Akazil smiled, then gave Xanna a sweet hug. "I'm sorry for yelling at you." Xanna hugged him back and smiled; also trying not to throw up all over his back. 'But I still want to know who that…evil Xanna was.'

"Whoa! I-hic-'ave a tail! It's a-hic-dream come tr-true!" Xanna said when Akazil realized himself from the hug. She got on all fours and began to chase it. 'Not the best-'

"Uh-oh…" Xanna paused from the chase, then began to hurl right there on the ground. '-idea…' Ixxy shook her head. 'Honestly. How?'

"So, have you anything to report?"

"It is as you said, Master. We are in Stormwind."

"Heh heh heh. I knew she would go there. Her small mind just can't resist new things. And she won't be able to resist me."

"I also saw her go into the same bar as them and she didn't notice them at all."

"Good, good. Anything else?"

"Yes. The other one is still alive. She's living in her mind."

"Damn. Well, no matter. I shall continue with my plans. I will make her mine."

"Of course you will, Master. You are the greatest."

"I know. Now I have to go. And, Minion G."

"Yes, Master?"

"Do not fail me on this mission. Make sure she meets his brother and is told the…'truth' about them."

"Yes, Master. I will not fail you. Goodbye." He said, hanging up his cell phone with new stubby fingers. "I will not fail you… I am not allowed to."

That's the end of this chapter I hope you all enjoyed it. Heh. Plot is sorta starting... 'Bout damn time, isn't it? Lol.