Here it is everyone! Chapter fifteen of Xanna! I don't know how long this story will be, but I hope it's good! XP

Lol. This chapter is twenty-one pages long. Not the longest chapter, but it is pretty long. Hope that makes everyone happy because it's been a while since I've made a chapter that had that many pages. And I also hope that it's way better than the past three chapters have been. Sorry but all the crap I went through just kinda made me lose my mojo for the story. =/

I was actually tempted in giving up on the story! But no! I didn't! I just put on some music to help me get in the groove and BAM! Twenty-one pages, baby! XD

Lol. Enjoy, everyone!

Note: My little brother sometimes tells me about how there's this rare sea monster or whatever that pops up in Stormwind, so I thought I'd use it for this chapter. Just read it and enjoy! :P

Fëanáro reached for the doorknob and began to turn it. 'What the-?' He thought when it didn't turn. "It… It's stuck!"

"Wasn't stuck when the girls got stuck in there…"

'…You kill my brain cells with your stupidity.'

"Sophie! Sonya! Are you two okay in there?" Fëanáro asked, banging on the door; he heard some muffled noises that sounded a little similar to pained noises. "Don't worry, girls! I'll get you out!" He said, then jumped sideways onto the door and began to tug on it.

He heard more muffled noises as he tugged on the doorknob. "It's gonna be okay! Don't worry! I'm almost done with busting the door open!"

'Pfft. He hasn't even started on it. And he's a warrior!'

There was a scream coming from inside of the closet. "Oh god, Sophie! Sonya! Are you okay?! What's going on in there?!" Fëanáro shouted frantically, doing his best on tugging on the door.

"Fëanáro?" Came Sophie's voice. "Yes! Yes it's me, Soph! I'm on my way to rescue you from this evil closet! And Sonya! Just please stay calm!" The worried big brother yelled to the closet, fighting back tears as he tugged on the door. "Um, Fëan?"

"I'm coming, girls! I'm coming!"

"Fëan, we're-" Sonya finally said. "I know, I know! You're in the closet! Don't worry, I'll get you out!"

"No, Fëan, we're-" Sophie was saying, trying to get her overly emotional brother to turn around. "Stay calm, Soph! I'm coming!"

"Fëan…"

"Remain calm! I'm gonna kick down the door!" Fëanáro said, getting off of the door and backing away from it so he could kick it down. "Get as far back as you can!"

"Fëan……"

"I'm gonna kick it on three!"

"Fëan?" Sonya said this time, but was barely able to be heard because she was always such a quiet girl. "One…"

"Fëanáro!"

"Two…"

'Okay, this is getting ridiculous.' Ixxy said, then shoved Xanna aside from where she was. "Thr-!"

"Fëan, kiss me!"

"Huh?" Everyone said simultaneously, looking at Xanna. 'Why the hell did you do that?!'

'Got his attention, didn't it?' Ixxy said in her normal smartass tone as she walked back to another part of Xanna's mind to give back control.

"I mean…the girls are right here." Xanna said when she noticed that everyone's attention was on her. "What? But they're in the-" Fëanáro was saying; having an oblivious moment because he didn't notice his sister and Sonya until Xanna pointed to them. "Sophie! Sonya!" He cheered, then ran to the girls and hugged them both tightly. "Glad to see you too, brother."

"How did you get out of the closet?"

"It locks from the other side…"

"Oh… But if you're out here… Who's in there?" Fëanáro asked, pointing to the still screaming door. "Don't ask…"

"What if we do ask?" Xanna asked, her arms starting to shake a bit. "Then I will not answer because that is just something that no one needs to know."

"Hippies are making out in there, aren't they?" Fëanáro asked, knowing full well that it was actually a little more than that. "Yeah… I'm sorry, Sonya." Sophie apologized to her slightly traumatized friend with a hug.

"Uh…"

"Don't ask…"

"Okay?…"

"Oof!" Xanna and Akazil said together because Xanna's arms had finally given out from the handstand. "That does not make my arms feel any better…"

'Well, no need to worry about your brain. There's nothing there!'

'Grr…'

After avoiding several invitations to "happy circles" and being attacked by hippies with carrots, being forced to try on tie-dye robes, eating leaves, walking barefoot across burning rocks, having an apple shot off of her head, shooting and apple off of her own head, Xanna and the rest finally got out of the hippy convention.

"Remind me why you go to those things?" Fëanáro panted to his sister. "Because…" She said, also panting. "they help me to become a better druid."

"By being attacked by carrots, happy circles, tie-dye robes, burning rocks and apples?" Akazil asked. "She's a druid…" Sonya said, trying to help. "Yeah, druids are hippies and hippies are weird." Fëanáro "agreed"; his sister glared at him. "What?"

"…Abnormally large ears." She said, making Fëanáro slowly reach up to feel his ears. "I think your ears are cute, Fëan." Xanna said, giving the night elf boy a cute little smile.

"Thanks, Xanna." He answered, returning the smile.

"Xanna, look!" Akazil said; interrupting yet another moment Xanna was having with that darn night elf. But this time it was for something important. "The disguises are wearing off." He said and showed her his left hand; it were slowly turning back into its normal green. "Uh-oh… That's not good…"

"Yeah, we gotta find the rest of your friends."

"Where are they, anyway?" Sophie asked. "Let's seee… If we multiply the group by the power of six-" Xanna was saying, counting her fingers. "-and minus that from two-" She continued, pulling a chalkboard out of nowhere again; except it had a lot of complicated numbers and math problems, and she continued to make some on it. "-that'll equal chair…"

"Uh………" Everyone; even Ixxy; was saying as they stared at the board. "But then we add fish, and then divide that by pie, AND THEN add that to the sum of "Q"…" She started to trail off and mumble to herself.

'What the hell?????…' Ixxy said, still staring at the board as she slowly tilted her head and raised an eyebrow; she had raised it so much that it was coming off of her face. 'Xanna??????????……'

"Then we add a purple pickle… Of course! It all makes sense now!"

"Uh… What does?" Akazil asked, extremely confused and a bit scared at all of the numbers and crude drawings Xanna had made on the random chalkboard. She rolled her eyes, pushed the chalkboard back into a random direction; making some people scream in the background; and dusted chalk off of her hands. "It means…" She said, walking up to him and grabbing his chin, then looked at her pretend watch on her right wrist. "Three, two, one…"

"Mittens, I said that I was sorry!"

"There he is." Xanna said happily, turning Akazil's head into the direction Cosmo's voice was being heard from. Cosmo was walking behind Mittens, his hands in the air, and wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

'How the hell?… And why is he… And where did that… Oh god, my head hurts.' Ixxy said, not able to understand how Xanna knew that Cosmo was about to show up or why he was just wearing a towel or how and where she got that chalkboard from.

Cosmo was screaming out apologies to Mittens, but she was just ignoring him. When he was to her left, she would look right, and vise versa. "Mittens, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?!"

The lioness just plopped her butt down on the ground, her back to her owner; ignoring him and all of the apologies he was still yelling at her. "Mitteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeensssssssss……………"

"Cosmo!"

"Hmm?" Cosmo looked around to see who was calling his name. "Cosmo!" He saw a little draenei jumping up and down and waving to get his attention. "Xan Xan!" He yelled, running over to her and giving her a big hug. "You're okay! I'm so happy!"

"Happy too see ya too, Cosmo."

Cosmo smelled something odd on Xanna's breath. He sniffed her mouth to be able to smell it better; ignoring all of the strange stares from everyone around them. "Xan Xan, are you…drunk?"

"Only slightly…"

"Xan Xan!" Cosmo said, in shock that his little Xan Xan went off and got drunk in a city that they didn't even know about. "I can't believe that you got drunk in a city that we don't even know about! And with strangers, no less!"

"So? You're-"

"Ah!" Cosmo said, putting Xanna down and raising a finger so she wouldn't talk. "I do not wanna hear any back sassing!"

"But, Cosmo, you're-"

"Ah! Shush!" Cosmo said with a serious tone to his voice. Xanna did what she was told this time and just shut her mouth. "First off; you are grounded, young lady!"

"Okay… Now can I speak?"

"No!"

"Alright…"

"Secondly; you are no longer aloud to drink anything unless I am there to see what it is to make sure you don't get drunk again!"

'Wow, I can't believe he's being serious when he's…'

"And thirdly; you're-!"

"Naked." Xanna interjected before Cosmo had the chance to say the third thing. "What?"

Xanna pointed down to her friend's legs so he would see that he had lost his towel when he had run over to give her a hug. "Hmm?" Cosmo said when he looked down.

When he did, he noticed that he really was naked; he just shrugged at his discovery. "Oh well. I don't mind."

"We do!" The others yelled, all of their eyes covered with their hands. Ignoring them, Cosmo went back to what he was saying. "And thirdly… Fudge, I forgot what I was gonna say…"

'Good lord, you're rubbing off on him! Now we're gonna have TWO brainless idiots!'

'What about Makaza and Mokoki?'

'They're rapists. That's different.'

'Riiight…'

"Cosmo, please put some clothes on. Or at least your towel." Akazil said, still covering his eyes with his hand. "What happened to your clothes anyway?" Sophie asked, covering her own and Sonya's eyes from the outrageous sight. "I think I left them at the spa. I need to learn to remember to stop doing that." Cosmo said sheepishly, not noticing some girls that were nearby and taking pictures of him with their cell phones.

"You left your clothes at the spa?…" Akazil asked; extremely beyond the max baffled that someone was actually capable of doing that. Or incapable. Akazil wasn't quite sure.

Cosmo shrugged. "Oh well. I still have my towely!" He turned around to the direction he had come from and saw Mittens sitting right next to his towel. "Mittens, will you bring me my towel, please?"

The lioness stared at him blankly for a moment, then looked to her right and saw the towel on the ground. She stood up on all four paws, walked to where to she was hovering over the towel, then turned around and plopped her butt on it, rubbing it a bit just to make sure it got on Cosmo's nerves. Cosmo sighed. "Mittens, I said I was sorry!" He said walking over to pick up the towel and maybe even hug his pet.

'That is the most indescribable hunter to pet, pet to hunter relationship I have ever seen… Damnit, I hate you!'

"Xanna, why is your friend groveling to his pet and begging for forgiveness? What did he do? And where do you keep getting those chalkboards?"

"Not sure, not sure, and don't ask."

'Yeah, could get a tumor that way…'

"Mittens, I'm sooooooooooooooorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…" Cosmo said, holding onto both of Mittens' hind legs as she dragged him around in a circle in an attempt to get away from him. 'Pfft. Who could blame the poor thing for wanting to get away from him? I mean…he hangs out with you.'

"Geez, are all you Horde this crazy?" Kadgaa said coolly, leaning on a nearby wall and tossing the dagger of his beloved future wife that he found in a dead rabbit up and down and catching it by the handle each time. "We are not crazy!" Akazil said defensively. Uh-huh… You're gay friend is naked and his pet is dragging him around in circles… And he's naked!"

"…True. But the Horde are not crazy." Akazil said, ignoring Cosmo crying and having a tantrum while naked because Mittens wouldn't forgive him for whatever it was that he did.

"Did you find Xanna's two friends, Kad?" Fëanáro asked his friend, with his ears covering his eyes. "If I did, I wouldn't be here, would I?"

"The meat head is right. He wouldn't be here if he found those two strange friends of Xanna's." Sophie said, now doing what her brother was doing. "Great! That means that we still pretty much have to find the whole group and my stupid little brother!" Akazil said, extremely annoyed. "Don't worry, Akky. We'll find them."

"Can't we just leave them here or something?" Akazil asked, ignoring the "Akky" comment. "No because your mom would kill you for losing Makaza and there's a possibility that this whole city will kill our friends if we don't find them…"

"What makes ya say that?" Akazil asked as the mob ran by in the background screaming about killing the Horde and death to the Horde and Horde suck and such. "Just a hunch…"

After explaining that they had little time left with their disguises, Cosmo and Mittens made up and Xanna gave Cosmo his spare clothes; getting many "thank you"s from everyone else. Then the little group went off to find everyone else.

"Who should we look for first, Xanna?" Sophie asked, walking next to the thinking elf. And sensing that Ixxy was extremely horrified that Xanna was actually trying to think. "Hmm… I'm not sure. We have to find the boys, Gizzy and Deth."

"I say that we look for the undead man-woman. There's no telling what she will do unsupervised. Well…actually there is. It's a Horde and Horde kill people."

"Knock it off!" Fëanáro smacked the back of his friend's head. "I'm just telling the truth!"

"That is not the truth!"

"Yes it is!"

The two continued to argue about the subject again while Xanna and the girls tried to think about who to look for first and where they would be. And Akazil was just staring at Naraxis because he was flirting with Mittens while Cosmo tried to shoo him away. "How many times do I have to say it! She is not interested!"

'Alrighty then…' Akazil thought, then shook his head and walked next to Xanna. "Xanna, we have to look for Makaza first. Mom's gonna kill me if somethin' happens to him."

Xanna was halfway listening to her friend or anything going on around her; she was too busy thinking about where everyone had wandered off to. And having another fight with Ixxy.

'Stop doing that!'

'I'm not doing anything!'

'Yes you are! You're thinking and that's just not possible so quit it!'

'But I'm not-oh, look. Shiny…'

'Ha! I knew it wasn't possible for you to think!'

'Wait a minute…shiny! That's it!'

'What's it?'

"Sophie, where's the nearest candy shop?" Xanna asked, gently grabbing Sophie by the shoulders. "A few blocks down from here. Why?"

"I'll explain when we get there!" Xanna yelled from several feet ahead of the group. "How did she do that?…"

"I'm going to have Mister Gnomenmire brain wash me when this is over and done with. These Horde are strange and killing my brain cells."

"You have no brain cells, meat head."

"Fëan, will you please tell your sister to stop being jealous because I have found my true love?" Kadgaa asked, looking away from Sophie and to Fëanáro; but he was staring at the air. "Fëan?"

"C'mon, you slow pokes!" Fëanáro shouted to his friends while running after Xanna and Akazil. "When did those two run off?" Sophie asked. "We don't know…" Kadgaa and Sonya answered.

"Xan Xan, wait up!" Cosmo said, running after her with Mittens on his back because Naraxis just wouldn't give up. "Yeah, wait for us!" Sophie said, grabbing Sonya's hand and starting to run.

"Damnit, Naraxis! I said to stop flirting with that thing's pet!" Kadgaa said, also starting to run after the group. And of course, his pet ignored him. "Naraxis!!!"

"Meat head." Sophie whispered to Sonya; the two giggled about it as they followed Xanna to the candy shop.

"Aha! There it is!" Xanna said, then started to slide on the ground when she tried to stop; but she just kept sliding. "Crap…" And she slid right into a fruit stand. 'Smooth…'

"Ow, pain, hurt, not helping me feel better. Oh, ow." She said while getting up, rubbing fruit off of herself. 'Thank goodness the guy that owns this stand isn't here right now…'

"Xanna, are you okay?" Fëanáro asked, running to the girl's side and helping her take of the fruit. "Yeah, I'm fine." She said quickly, then looked at the door of the candy shop. 'Uh…why are we here exactly?'

"Why are we here exactly?" Fëanáro asked, also looking at the candy shop. "One sec."

"Okay?…"

Xanna looked at her pretend watch on her wrist again. "Three…two…one…" She then looked and the door and prepared to run again.

"GET OUTA HERE YA PERVERTED FREELOADERS!" An old man shouted as he chased out a human and a gnome. "Run and don't look-ah!" The gnome was saying when he was grabbed. "Let go of me, you-!" He looked at the person that had grabbed him. "Hot stuff?"

"Xanna!" Makaza hugged Xanna as she ran with both of them in her arms. "GET BACK HERE!" The old man was shouting in the background, then he pulled a shotgun out of nowhere and began to fire. 'Holy shit! He's got a gun?!'

"Holy shit!" Fëanáro, Akazil and Kadgaa yelled and started to run at the first gunfire. "What the hell did you do?!" Akazil yelled at his brother. "Well, since we're new, he said we could have as much free candy as we wanted."

"Then why the hell is he so mad?!"

"Get 'em, Pa!" A teenaged girl came out yelling, almost as angry as her father. "…You didn't…"

"Uh…" Came the simultaneous responses of Makaza and Mokoki. Akazil smacked his brother on the head, not caring that it would probably make it difficult for Xanna to carry him if he did. "You pervert! I'm tellin' mom!"

"Pfft. I'll just be grounded for a few days."

"I'm also gonna tell her about those magazines!"

"I can get more from dad."

"I'll tell her that he's your supplier!"

"No! You know that dad can't stand up to mom when she's angry!"

"You should've thought of that before you were born!"

"How can I think when I'm not even born?!"

"Agh!" Xanna slipped and fell, bringing herself and the two boys down. "Xan Xan!" Cosmo ran to his friend this time. "Are you okay?"

"Just…fine…" She said, holding her shoulders. Cosmo; not caring that boys were around and that there was still a crazy old man with a shotgun chasing them; took off Xanna's shirt to see what was wrong.

Makaza and Mokoki did wolf whistles when they saw Xanna shirtless; and this just received smacks on the head from Akazil. "Shut it, you pervs!"

Cosmo was ignoring the boys because he was in shock. Xanna had bruises the sizes of coconuts on her shoulders. "Xan Xan! What happened to your shoulders?! Where did you get these bruises?!"

'Oh shit…' Akazil thought, knowing that it was from when he had grabbed Xanna's shoulders when he had been panicking about his brother earlier. 'That's why she was saying her arms hurt when I was carrying her…'

"I'm fine." Xanna said, putting her shirt back on.

"GET BACK HERE!" The old man yelled, firing off his gun again. "C'mon, we gotta go!" Fëanáro said, grabbing Xanna's hand and running with her; the rest followed. 'Boy, this sure is a lovely trip… Let's go to Ironforge next time!' Ixxy said sarcastically. Xanna was too tired, still a bit drunk, and in too much pain to care. 'Rude…'

Somehow; because it involved a shiny thing; Xanna and Akazil were separated from the group and running away from an angry mob that had seen Akazil's hand; which had turned completely green. "Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide!" Akazil was saying as he looked around for a hiding spot for him and Xanna. "There!"

"Wh-" Xanna was saying when Akazil jumped into a river; which went around the whole city. And Akazil jumping in made Xanna jump in because they had been holding hands.

They hid in the water under the bridge as they waited for the angry mob to cross it. 'Geez, how many people are in this mob?!' Akazil was thinking as he peeked his head out a little bit to see the mob, not noticing that Xanna was freaking out. 'Air! Air! I need air!'

Xanna would try to swim up for air, but Akazil kept her down so she wouldn't be spotted. 'Air, damnit! Air!!!' She struggled to get away and smacked Akazil's hand so he would let her go. Akazil looked and saw her struggling for air. So he did the only thing he could do that would give her air and not spotted and killed; he pressed his mouth to hers to give her some of his air. 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!'

Ignoring Ixxy; Xanna was in shock. Not because that this was sort of her first kiss, but because Akazil was actually giving her some of his air to make sure she wasn't killed by suffocating or by the angry mob.

'That was so sweet of him…' Xanna thought when Akazil released his hold of her mouth. 'No, it's gross. I'm just happy it wasn't me again. Pleh!' She made a disgusted face and began to spit and brush her teeth. 'So gross!'

'That's nice, Ixxy…' Xanna thought dreamily as she watched Akazil keep his eye on the angry mob. Then she was smacked. 'Make up your nonexistent mind, you idiot!'

'Ow!' Xanna rubbed the back of her head. 'What'd ya mean, you crazy heartless bitch?'

'First you're in love with the dumb night elf! Now you're looking long fully at that damn rapist! Make up your damn mind, woman!'

'I am not looking at him long fully!'

'…'

'What?'

Ixxy held up a random picture of how Xanna was looking just now. 'Not looking at him long fully, eh?'

'…You photo shopped that!'

'Agh!' Ixxy threw her hands up in the air in frustration, making the picture fly into a random direction; causing horrible screams, glass breaking, cat screeches, crying and other noises somewhere else in Xanna's mind. Ixxy's eyes widened in horror when she looked over and saw the horrible carnage.

"Oh my god!"

"My leg!"

"Who did this?!"

'Uh…' Ixxy turned away and began to whistle and act innocent and just pretended that nothing happened. That's right; nothing. Nothing at all.

Xanna looked away from Akazil because she had been staring at him for a few minutes and she thought that he might turn to her with a confused look on his face. So, she just looked around behind her; not thinking that it would probably look the same as what was in front of her, just without Akazil.

What she saw behind her was not something she had planned nor wanted to see. 'Ho-'

'-ly-'

'-shit.' Xanna and Ixxy said.

As quickly as she could without stirring the water too much, Xanna turned around and started to tap Akazil's shoulder to get his attention. He shrugged her off; normally he wouldn't be rude to the love of his life like that, but when they were in a life or death situation, he would if he had to.

'Oh my god, I think it's moving!'

'It is!'

'Oh god, oh god, oh god!' Xanna thought frantically, and tapping on both of Akazil's shoulders with both of her hands, looking back at the thing every two taps. 'Turn around, damnit! Turn around!!!'

Akazil just shooed her away because he was still watching the angry mob cross the bridge. There was a lot of people in Stormwind that did not like the Horde.

Xanna continued to try and get him to turn around because she was extremely terrified. 'X-Xanna… I think it's waking up…'

Xanna turned around to see. And; unfortunately; Ixxy was right. It was waking up. 'Oh…my…god…' She thought, then screamed all of her air out when it spotted her.

'Think that's the last of 'em…' Akazil thought when he saw no more mob members. Without looking back; he tapped Xanna's shoulder to let her know it was safe to get out of the water. Then he swimmed to the top and climbed out. 'Oh god! I can't swim!' Xanna thought, trying to figure out how to get all of her body parts to work together to make her swim. But then she received help. 'Oh shit…'

Akazil stood up in his dripping wet clothes, trying to get some air. And then he heard some singing off in the distance. 'Huh?…'

"~In a one horse open sleigh~ ~Hey!~" Cosmo was singing as he and the part of the group Akazil and Xanna were separated from were passing by in a sleigh. A sleigh made of spider web; and the two reindeer were Mittens and Naraxis. 'Does Mittens have antlers and a red nose?…"

"Let's sing another song!" Cosmo said. "~Ninety-nine bottles of perfume on the wall~ ~Ninety-nine bottles of perfume!~"

"No!" Everyone else shouted to stop him from singing another song off key. Especially a song that would last forever. "Guys?" Akazil asked walking up to the sleigh. "Ak?" Makaza asked. "Yeah. Where'd ya get the sleigh?"

"Don't ask." Kadgaa said. "Just please, don't ask…"

"Okay?" Akazil said, raising an eyebrow. "Akazil?" Came Cosmo's voice. "Yeah?" The orc answered, still staring at the sleigh. "Where's Xan Xan?"

"She's right-" Akazil was saying as he turned to his left. "-here…" He trailed off when he realized that there was nothing but air next to him. "She was right next to me when we…" He trailed off again and looked back at the city's river he had just come from.

Cosmo's eyes widened in horror. "Tell me you did not leave my Xan Xan in that river!"

"Uh…"

"Oh my god!" Cosmo said, jumped out of the sleigh. "She can't swim, you dumby head!"

"Oh shit! I didn't know!"

The two boys ran two the river, Cosmo stripped himself of his upper clothes as they did. When they had reached it, he was about to jump in when a giant sea monster thing burst out of the river and tossed something to a wall. "XAN XAN!!!" Cosmo shrieked.

"How the hell does this city have its own sea monster?!" Akazil shouted as he watched the sea monster go to pick Xanna up. It then tossed her up and just began to play catch with her unconscious body.

Cosmo did anything that a worried beyond logical thinking big brother slash mother figure would do in this kind of situation; he jumped onto the monster.

Cosmo bit, clawed and hit the monster's tail, making it look at him. "You leave her alone! Put her down now!" He yelled and continued to hit it on its tail. The monster; with Xanna hanging from its mouth; stared blankly at him. "Put-her-down!!!" Cosmo yelled.

The monster rolled its eyes and flicked Cosmo off of its tail; making Cosmo fly into a wall. "That's an owwie…"

"Dude, are you okay?" Akazil said, kneeled down next to Cosmo. Cosmo opened his eyes, glared at the monster and growled. "He just messed with the wrong big brother figure."

"Dude?…"

Cosmo ignored Akazil, stood up with both of his hands in fists, and walked over to the sea monster that was playing catch with Xanna again. It stopped playing catch and stared at Cosmo when he had walked back over. It stared blankly at him again, then flicked its tail; but something different happened this time.

Cosmo had grabbed the monster's tail this time, receiving a shocked look from the monster and his friends that were behind him watching. "I said…put…her…down…" The very angry blood elf said with a slow and deadly tone to his voice.

The monster; now completely afraid; slowly put Xanna down next to Akazil. "That's better… Now I can do this." Cosmo said, then picked up the giant monster and began to smash him on the ground. "How dare you mess with my Xan Xan!!!" He yelled as he threw, smashed, bashed, punched, kicked, bit, clawed, stabbed and did other violent things to the poor defenseless sea monster.

As Cosmo was teaching the monster who was the boss, Akazil was tending to the unconscious and badly bruised and scratched up Xanna. "Xanna? Xanna, are you okay? Speak to me!"

Xanna didn't speak or move, she just layed there, not even breathing. 'Oh god, what have I done?!'

"Is she okay?" A worried Cosmo ran over after kicking the sea monster's big ass. The poor thing was bruised, scratched up, missing teeth, somehow hand bandages in a few places, and had tattoo on his butt that said "Property of Cosmo".

After blinking at the site a couple of times, Akazil just slowly turned back to Xanna. "Uh…" He looked back one time, then back at Xanna again. "N-no. She's not moving, speaking. I don't think she's even breathing!"

Cosmo put his ear to Xanna's chest to hear her breathing or her heartbeat. "No! Xan Xan!"

"Do you know CPR?"

"No! Do you?!"

"No…"

"Xan Xan! Please come back!" Cosmo said, holding his friend and crying. 'Oh shit! What do I do?!' Akazil thought. He couldn't think straight and didn't know CPR and he just didn't know what to do.

Luckily, Mittens came over and pushed them both aside. "Mittens?"

The lioness put her ear to Xanna's chest, lifted her head back up, nodded to herself and the pushed down on Xanna's chest with her two front paws. "Mittens, what are you doing?!" Cosmo shrieked like a horrified woman; his pet ignored him, adjusted Xanna's head after pushing on her chest fives times then put her furry lips on Xanna's. "Your pet knows CPR?" Akazil asked, slowly looking from Mittens to Cosmo. "I had no idea… Mittens, what else are you hiding from me?!"

Mittens stopped breathing into Xanna for a moment to show that Cosmo that she had a tattoo of a worgan on the right side of her butt. "Mittens!"

'How the hell did that happen?…' Akazil thought as he watched Mittens push down on Xanna's chest again. Mittens did this and breathed into Xanna a fews times and put her ear to Xanna's chest to listen for a heartbeat. She lifted it back up, shook her head; making the boys gasp; and then just jumped onto Xanna.

Doing that made Xanna cough, flip over and throw up all the water she had swallowed. "Xan Xan, you're okay!"

"Yeah…" She panted, the plopped onto the ground. "Okay…"

'Yeah, she was just nearly killed by that idiot leaving her there to drown and be attacked by a sea monster, so of course she's fine.'

"Xanna, I'm-" Akazil was saying when Xanna held up a finger for him not to speak. He felt so bad that this happened to her because of him. "Its…" Xanna was saying, slowly propping herself up. "fine, Akazil."

'Juuuuust fine.'

"Here, Xan Xan, let me carry you." Cosmo said, picking his friend up bridle style. 'How the hell is he able to do that?' Akazil thought to himself, not being able to understand how Cosmo could pick Xanna up when he couldn't. And he was an orc warrior!

"Cosmo…" Xanna said, eyes closed tightly from the pain the monster had caused. "Don't speak, Xan Xan. Just rest."

"I'm sorry." She said, ignoring his order. "About what."

"About bringing everyone here. It hasn't really been fun at all. I'm sorry."

"It's okay. You were just trying to help us have some fun."

"I wanna go home…" Xanna said quietly. "Don't worry, Xan Xan. We'll be home soon." Cosmo said, trying to comfort his friend.

Akazil watched the two whisper to each other as Cosmo carried Xanna to the spider web sleigh. 'Xanna, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you couldn't swim. I didn't there was a monster there. I didn't know CPR! Oh, Xanna, I'm so sorry.'

Cosmo gently placed Xanna into a seat of the sleigh. "Xanna, are you gonna be okay?" Makaza asked. "She will be fine. She just needs to rest and the wounds should heal up within the next few days."

"Even if I help her." Mokoki said, staring at all of the cuts and bruises Xanna had. "As long as she's gonna be okay, I'm happy." Cosmo said, cuddling with his friend; who was holding herself, thinking that would somehow make the pain go away.

"Hey, Xanna? Where's the ring I gave you?" Fëanáro asked; he was looking at all of the cuts, which led to the cuts on her arms and hands, which led to that little discovery. "Huh?" Xanna looked at her hand. "Oh. I don't know.."

"Pa-tooey!" The monster spit something out, and hit Fëanáro's head. "Ow!" He looked at what it was. "Oh. Found it!"

Xanna weakly lifted up her right hand so Fëanáro would be able to place the ring back on her finger. As he was doing so, Makaza spotted something. "Hey, Xanna? Where are your earrings?"

Xanna's eyes popped open wide. "What?" She said, putting her hands up to her ears; and before Fëanáro had the chance to put the ring on. "My…my earrings!" She began to frantically look around. "Where are my earrings?!"

Fëanáro frowned as he watched Xanna look for her earrings. 'What makes them better than my ring?…'

"Earring?! Earrings!" Xanna was shouting as she looked everywhere. In the sleigh, outside of the sleigh, underneath the sleigh, under the cement street, under buildings, under the clouds in the sky; she was looking everywhere for her earrings. "Earrings!!!"

"Pa-tooey!" The monster spit out something again; two somethings. And they went into the direction of the angry mob from earlier. "What the hell?! Did they circle the whole damn city?!" Akazil shouted as he saw the shadows. "Earrings!!!!!!!!!"

"Xan Xan, get back here!"

Xanna was in her jogging place, looking back and forth at the shadows and her friends. 'Uh, uh, uh!' She quickly ran over to Mittens; who had put herself back on the harness. "Mittens you're in charge! Take care of the guys and make sure they're safe and look out for Deth and Gizzy then go to…" She looked up at the group. "Where were you going again?"

"My house." Fëanáro said. "Okay…" Xanna looked back at Mittens. "Fëan's house! Now mush!" She yelled, pointing in the direction that she needed to run off in. But Mittens nor Naraxis moved. Xanna lowered her head, sighed, then pulled something out of her bag. "See the yarn ball, Mittens?" She said, slowly moving it in the air.

Mittens did see it; her eyes were fixated on it and she was flicking her tail, ready to pounce. "Go get the yarn ball!" Xanna yelled and threw the yarn ball as hard as she could. Mittens ran off so fast after the yarn ball, Naraxis was knocked into the sleigh, and Akazil out of it; he was forced to grab the back to make sure he wasn't completely off of it.

Akazil and Cosmo looked back at her. "Xanna!" "Xan Xan!"

"It's okay! I'll meet back up with you!" She yelled and waved at them, then gripped her arm from the pain. She did her best to ignore it, then turned around to go find her earrings. "Earrings, earrings, earrings…"

'Okay, explain to me why you just ditched the only way you're able to get to safety? Again!'

'Earrings!' Was the only answer Ixxy received. '…God, I hate you.'

Xanna right as fast as she could and ran right into someone from the mob. "'Ey! What where yer goin'!"

"Oh, sorry. I-"

"Need a torch!" Someone yelled, then someone else handed her a torch. "There! Now you look like an angry mobber!"

"No, I'm not apart of the mob." Xanna said, handing the torch to a baby. "I'm just one of the girls that lost her jewelry in the mob."

"Oh. Join the little group over there, then." Someone said, pointing to a little group of women on the ground looking for their jewelry. "Uh…"

"Actually, I'm looking for my contacts." One said. "Okay… Any of you seen two little red earrings go by here?"

All of the women pointed to Xanna's left; she saw her earrings jump in shock because they were spotted, then they ran off. "'Kay, thanks." She said quickly and ran off after the earrings. "Get back here!" She yelled as she chased them; the earrings ignored her and continued to run. '…How is that even possible?…'

"Earrings!"

Then the earrings made a sharp left into an alleyway; Xanna tried stop, but she ended up sliding on her feet like she had done earlier. And crashed into a fruit stand. Again. "Ow… That doesn't help the pain I already have go away…"

Ixxy wasn't paying attention; she was too busy thinking about the earrings. '…How is that possible?!'

Xanna ignored her, got up, took off the fruit, then walked up to the alley. 'Hmm… Should I go down this dark, scary alleyway and risk my life just for a pair of earrings?… Of course I should!' Xanna concluded and got ready to march down the alley. '…Kids, don't try this at home.'

"Earrings? Eeeeeearriiiings!" Xanna called, then she found them on the ground at the end of the alley. "Aha! I've got you now!" She said, running up to them. She then picked them up, put them back on her ears where they belonged and turned around to leave; only to bump into someone again. "Oh, sorry. I was just leaving this…" She slowly looked up and saw that she had run into a man that was about a foot taller than her. All she could tell was his height and that he was strong; he had a cloak on so she couldn't see his face or what kind of class he was. "alley…"

'Yep, you're definitely getting' raped this time.'

"I have been waiting for you, Xanna." The man said. 'How does he know my name?…'

'I'm gonna write my will and say that this wasn't my fault. It was yours because you're an idiot!'

The man looked up at her, and Xanna could see some of his face. He was a blood elf! "You're a-"

"Blood elf. I know. So are you." He whispered to her. "H-how-?" Xanna was interrupted when the man picked her up by her bruised shoulders, put her against a wall, and kissed her as hard as he could.

'I told her to stay away from those rapists, but she wouldn't listen…' Ixxy was talking out loud as she wrote her will.

"I have missed you." The man whispered into Xanna's ear when he had stopped kissing her. "Who-?"

"Get away from her!" A man yelled. The blood elf man that had Xanna dropped her and turned around to see an night elf man and a draenei woman. He chuckled. "Long time, no see."

"You shut your filthy mouth! How dare you kiss her!" The night elf shouted. 'What's going on? I'm scared…'

'And then there was the time with the snowflakes. Ah, how I remember that day. I wish I didn't…'

"Aww. What's wrong, Lou? Do you have a problem seeing me kiss your-"

"I said shut up!" The night elf yelled and threw a dagger at the blood elf. He easily dodged it. "Niamh! Lance! Get them!" The blood elf shouted and a grey wolf and a Doomguard appeared behind the Alliance people.

'And then there was the- Holy shit! He has a pet and a minion?!'

Xanna didn't say anything, she just cowered in a corner the three people, pet and minion began to fight. She tried to think of being with someone in a safe place to calm herself down. The first person that came to mind was Akazil; they were in Eversong Woods, just holding each other.

Niamh; the wolf; had the draenei pinned to the ground and Lance; the Doomguard; was fighting the night elf with his blood elf master. "Give it up, Lou. You know that she will be mine." The blood elf whispered to the night elf. "Never!" He shouted and kicked the blood elf away, then stabbed the Doomguard in the shoulder with a dagger. "Agh! Louis!!!" The draenei yelled, having a very hard time hold the wolf back so it wouldn't eat her face. "Seda!" Louis was about to jump to his friend, but the blood elf jumped in front of him and knocked him in the side with a staff. "She can handle herself." He looked back over his shoulder. "It's what you always told me, right, Seda?"

"You bastard!" Louis tried to tackle the blood elf to the ground, but he was simply knocked back down by that damn staff. The blood elf chuckled, then tossed off his cloak so he would be able to fight better; and show off his good looks to Xanna. 'He's…a kid?'

Xanna looked at the blood elf, he only looked to be a couple years older than her, and she saw that he had hunter armor on; but that didn't explain how he had a minion.

He was also very handsome; not that that got rid of Xanna's fear of him.

He had a perfect smile, dark pink skin, black hair; the front was long and came over his shoulders while the back of it was kind of mixed because the top of it was short and spiked and the bottom part covered the back of his neck.

"Louis!" The draenei woman yelled. "Seda!" The night elf man yelled back, then tried to get up, but was held down by the blood elf's staff. "Ah, ah , ah. You aren't going anywhere."

'But I certainly am…'

'What do you mean?'

Xanna didn't answer, she just snuck away and tackled the wolf that was pinning down the draenei. "Leave her alone!" She yelled, ignoring the pain this was causing her. "Huh?" The blood elf looked back to see that Xanna was playing "Bucking Tauren" with his pet wolf. "Xanna! Be a good girl and just sit still while I take care of these two nuisances."

Xanna was too busy riding the wolf to pay any mind to the scary blood elf guy. "Whoa! Down boy!" Then it bucked so hard, she let go and turned around and saw something. "Oh…girl… Down girl!"

'Yeah, 'cause that's just gonna make it stop…'

"Ah!" Xanna yelled when the wolf made her fly off her back. "Ow…" She said when she hit and slid down a wall; upside down.

"Xanna? Xanna! Xan-" Came Akazil's voice when he passed by the alley. "-na?!" He said when he found this lovely surprise of Xanna being in another fight. Both of the Alliance people looked at him. The woman quickly grabbed Xanna and handed her to him. "Run! Get out of here!"

"No! She's mine!" The blood elf shouted and began to storm over to take "his" Xanna back. The draenei woman turned away from the children. "Over my dead body, she is!"

"That can be arranged, Seda." He said as a deadly threat, then motioned for his dog to attack her again. Louis would have helped immediately but the damn Doomguard was attacking him again.

The wolf growled at Seda; she prepared herself in her battle stance. "Get her, Niamh!" The dog barked, then jumped at Seda. But she pushed it back and hit it with her hammer.

"Xanna, what's going on?" Akazil whispered as he watched the fight going on before him. "I don't know…"

"You!" The blood elf said; somehow he had appeared right behind Akazil. "Ah!"

"You stay away from her! She is MY queen!" He yelled at the young teen, holding him by his collar with his right hand. "Queen?" Akazil looked to Xanna; she just shrugged.

"She is not your anything, Elros!" Louis yelled, tossing the dead Doomguard aside and running at his foe.

"That's what you think." He smirked; then tossed Akazil aside and grabbed Xanna and made a run for it. "Xanna!" The other three yelled. 'Oh my god, she's been kidnapped! And I couldn't stop it!' Akazil didn't know what to do until the two adults killed the wolf and ran after them. He followed. He had to get Xanna back.

Lol. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. And I hope the everyone was okay with the sea monster. Lol. "Add that to the sum of "Q"", "Property of Cosmo". I am so weird. XP

Ah, and isn't sweet that Xanna's parents came to her rescue? Too bad she didn't know it was them... Ah, so sad. :(

Note: Oh, also, to all you ladies out there; Cosmo's packin'. ;P

Another Note: Shiny things made Xanna think of candy wrappers. So, she figured she'd look for the boys at the candy shop. Lol.

Lol. Anyways, later! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Love ya! Peace out! \/-( ^.^ )z