Chapter 2: Terror at the Airport
8am in the morning, the airport van driver knocked on the front door and rang the bell repeatedly. Suddenly, Kate slowly woke up and then, jumped up and shouted, "Peter!"
"Holy shit! Are we late for the plane?" shouted Peter.
"We will be late if we don't wake the family up now!" shouted Kate.
"Then, let's wake them up now!" shouted Peter
All the McCallisters frantically ran through the house as they were preparing for the
airport.
Meanwhile, a boy walked towards the van from across the street.
"Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street," he said as he talked to a man packing luggage into one of the vans. "You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Do you know that the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do you know if these vans get good mileage?"
"Gee kid, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Hit the road," answered the driver.
In the McCallister house, everybody was still hustling for the airport.
"Heather, do a head count. Make sure that everyone is in the vans, while I fetch the passports and tickets," ordered Kate.
"Yes, ma'am," responded Heather.
Outside the house, Mitch was sitting in a van throwing more bullshit to the driver. "How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four wheel drive?"
"Look," said the driver, "I told you before kid, don't bother me. Now fuck off!"
Children exited from the house and lined up in front of the vans. Mitch was inside one of the vans. He opened up one of the traveling cases, took out a camera, and took a photo of the inside of the van.
"Wow," said Mitch.
Heather took a head count and includes Mitch, whose back is to her. Heather thought Mitch was Kevin. In the meantime, Buzz was being a dick, distracting Heather by calling out random numbers as she is trying to count.
"Half in this van, half in this van," ordered Heather.
Mitch exited the van. "Have a good trip. Bring me back something French," he said as he walked away.
Kate, Peter, Uncle Frank, and Aunt Leslie exited the house, and Peter locked it up. Frank and Leslie went in one van and Kate went in the other van.
"Heather, did you count heads?" asked Kate.
"Eleven including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge and a pear tree," answered Heather.
They drove away from the house.
Peter, Kate and family ran through the airport terminal towards the gate from which their plane is departing.
"Hold the plane," yelled Peter.
"Did we miss the flight?" asked Kate.
"No, you just made it. Take whatever is free," replies the attendant.
As the McCallisters board the plane, all the children struggled to find their seats in first-class. Buzz stood around frozen, not knowing which seat would be comfortable for him. Though, he feared a bit about the plane exploding on take-off. Megan and Linnie walked to Buzz, and stood with their arms folded.
"Buzz, don't just stand there with you finger up your ass. Just pick a fucking seat already," complained Megan.
Buzz chose to sit down in the empty seat near him, which was next to an morbidly obese woman.
"Oh great," thought Buzz, "I have to sit next to fucking Miss Piggy."
When all the McCallisters took the seats, Peter and Kate had a peaceful conversation.
"Glad, we made it. Thank God," sighed Kate.
"At least, this plane is not gonna be hijacked by terrorists," said Peter.
Kate laughed and then said, "Paris, France, here we come!"
After Peter and Kate sat in silence for a minute, Kate said, "I hope we didn't forget anything."
Meanwhile back in the McCallister house, Kevin woke up, and went to the bathroom. Then, he went to the kitchen, and turned on the TV. Kevin watched the TV for a minute. Then, he shut off the TV and said, "Mom?"
Meanwhile, the plane took off. Kate and Peter had their breakfast meals served, just like everyone else in the first class session.
"Damn," said Peter with a mouthful of bacon, "All this rushing around sure made me hungry."
"Made me hungry, too," said Kate.
Kate sipped her champagne, and all of a sudden, she heard a strange damaging sound of the plane. A wing engine blew out, and a big hole blew out in the middle of one front side. Uncle Frank, Aunt Leslie, and their five children, Rod, Tracy, Sondra, Fuller, and Brooke, got themselves killed in the explosion, and their corpses fell out of the plane. All the passengers screamed.
"AUUUUUUUGHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" screamed Kate.
"Sit tight, Kate. We'll think of something," panicked Peter.
The other front side blew out, and Peter, Kate, and three of their children fell out of the plane. Buzz and Heather were the only surviving McCallisters left. As Heather was struggling to hold on to the hanging broken seat, she shouted, "Gimme a hand, Buzz."
Buzz used his bacon-greased right hand to help Heather up. Because Buzz didn't wash the grease off his hands, he ended up letting go of Heather. Heather fell out of the plane screaming. Then, Buzz tumbled, and fell out of the plane screaming. Finally, the rest of the plane blew up.
Buzz recovered from the premonition of the plane explosion. Then, Buzz saw Megan and Linnie looking angry at him again, and heard Megan complain again, "Buzz, don't just stand there with you finger up your ass. Just pick a fucking seat already."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" shouted Buzz.
"What the hell has gotten into you, Buzz?" Megan angrily said.
Buzz ran around back and forth yelling, cussing, and warning everyone about the plane.
"ALL OF YOU PASSENGERS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLANE! IF THIS PLANE TAKES OFF, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" shouted Buzz.
Jeff jumped up and did an outburst.
"You psychopathic chicken shit!" Jeff shouted.
Buzz punched Jeff right in the eye, as the flight attendant called security to remove the outraged McCallisters from the plane.
"Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?" shouted Uncle Frank, as his wife, Leslie, and his five children followed him.
As Peter, Kate, and their four children, Buzz, Jeff, Megan, and Linnie, stood in front of Frank, Leslie, and their five children, Kate angrily said, "You think Buzz is crazy? Well, in that case, we, the family, had better get off the plane, and we'll figure out what the hell is going on."
"Buzz could be right. there may be something wrong with this plane," said Heather, who is Uncle Rob's cousin. (Uncle Rob is not included in this story)
"How do you know, Heather? I don't remember Buzz being psychic," Kate said.
The security came in, and took all the McCallisters out of the plane. While the plane took off, all the McCallisters sat in their seats in front of the security and police officers.
"I got a very bad feeling we forgot something," said Kate.
After Kate realized about Kevin, she shouted, "KEVIN!"
Suddenly, the plane exploded, and Kate passed out.
Buzz stood up in front of the McCallisters and said, "See, I told you that this plane was going to explode."
"Sir, shut up and sit down, or I will have you arrested," said a police officer.
Will Kate ever figure out that Kevin is actually alive at home? Will the Buzz and the McCallisters ever explain to law enforcement about how they possibly avoided a plane explosion? Will the cops find out that Kevin is home alone? Stay tuned for the next chapter of "Home Alone: The Final Destination."