Alright, I've decided to cancel the contest. Lol. I just wanna get this thing done as fast as I can.
So, here's chapter sixteen of our beloved Xanna. And yes, you're gonna be readin' things twice.
'This isn't good, is it?' Xanna asked Ixxy as the blood elf guy dragged her out of Stormwind and to Elwynn Forest. 'Of course it isn't! He's taking you; which means he's also taking ME; to someplace away from those idiots!' And then it hit Ixxy. 'On second thought; keep running.' She said with a huge grin on her face.
'I'm not gonna run away with this guy, Ixxy!'
'You would if it was Akaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.' Ixxy taunted, saying Akazil's name like a girly girl and somehow with big eyelashes to add to the mockery. Xanna's cheeks turned pink. 'I would not!'
'Would too!'
'Would not! You know that I'm in love with Fëanáro!'
'Liar!' Ixxy gasped. 'You're cheating on Fëanáro!'
'Am not!'
'Are too!'
'I am not!!!'
'Duck!'
'Where?!' Xanna looked around for the "duck" like she always did; and like always, it was never a duck. This time it was a dagger; and it hit her in the right shoulder. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. "Huh?" The blood elf stopped running and turned around to look at her. He saw the dagger, then his ear twitched. "Ugh! You have no idea how to throw a dagger!"
'Damn, they just never give up.'
"It's in the bone! Damnit!!!!!" Xanna scream as she tried to pull the dagger out. "Run faster!" The blood elf yelled and yanked on her arm; as if that would make her run faster.
'Son of a b-' Xanna continued to complain about the dagger in her mind. And that's when a second dagger hit her in the other shoulder. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she looked at the other dagger. Then she took turns screaming at them and pointing at them with her hands. "Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" She yelled and pointed at both of them. "They are in the freakin' bone!!!"
'Who threw them anyway?'
"Out of the way!" The blood elf yelled and shoved Xanna behind a tree. "Ah! Damnit, man! I have daggers in my already bruised shoulders! You can be a little more gentle than that!"
"Shut it!" He yelled as he pulled out his bow and arrows. 'And you wanted me to run away with this guy?!'
'Can ya blame me? He's hot and you hang out with idiots!'
'I still need to look for that brain surgeon…'
Louis and Seda; along with Akazil; were right on Elros' tail. They were a little tired from fighting his minion and pet, but at least now they could take him down quickly and rescue their daughter from the evil bastard.
Louis had Elros in his sight, he pulled out a dagger and prepared to throw it. "Louis, no! You could hit her!"
"When have I ever missed my target, Seda?" Louis asked, looking over to see his wife's worried look. "What?"
"Just please be careful with it."
"And when have I ever not been careful with a dagger?"
"Just throw the damn dagger!!!"
"Yes, dear." Louis said quickly, afraid that his annoyed wife was about to kill him instead of Elros, and not sure why she was now this annoyed at him. 'Ugh, women are so complicated.' He thought as he aimed the dagger. He knew he would hit is target dead on like it had some sort of bull's eye. 'Prepare for a lot of pain, Elros…' He thought, then threw the dagger as hard as he could.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came Xanna's scream. Louis' eyes widened when he heard the wrong target; then he looked over at his wife, sweating a bit because he was terrified about what his wife was going to do. She was just giving him an extremely irritated look, her right eye twitching a bit. "Uh…oops?" Louis said sheepishly.
"Ugh! You have no idea how to throw a dagger!"
'And here we go…'
"I have no idea why you became a rogue! You cannot throw a dagger worth anything!" She nagged and grabbed one of his other daggers. "Hey!"
"I'll show you how to throw a dagger." She said, already aiming the thing for Elros' spine. Then she threw it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came Xanna's scream again. This time Seda's eyes widened and turned nervously to her spouse. And he had his arms folded over his chest, with an irritated look. "And I have no idea how to throw a dagger?"
"W-well, the wind knocked it off course!"
"Of course it did, hunny."
"Shut up!"
"Yes, dear." Louis said quickly again, then tried not to trip as he ran. Making his wife angry was never a good thing. And somehow; he always forgot.
And behind this lovely couple still was an orc teenager; still disguised as a human. And he was pondering to himself. 'How are these people going to save Xanna when they keep arguing with each other?'
"Don't even think about throwing another dagger, Louis!"
Akazil sighed. 'I have a feeling that Xanna is doomed…'
'Okay; one…two…three!' Ixxy counted for Xanna, trying to help her pull out the daggers. 'Ah! Damnit, it just hurts too much.' She clenched in pain, holding her shoulders. 'Pfft. You're just a wimp. Here! Let me do it!'
Ixxy pushed Xanna aside and took control. 'Alright; one…two…three!' She then yanked on the daggers to pull them out; but it failed. 'Agh! Son of a bitch, that hurt!' She mentally yelled like Xanna had been doing and also held her shoulders. 'Told you…'
Ixxy gave Xanna control back, grumbling and rubbing her shoulders as she moved out of the way. 'Damn stupid daggers… Who freakin' threw them anyway?!'
'Could be the people from the alley…'
'And why would you say that?'
'Because I can hear them approaching to attack the blood elf guy.'
'Hmm?'
Xanna leaned to her right, to keep hiding behind the tree and to take a gander at what was going on. For the first time ever; she had been right. The people from the alley were there to fight the blood elf guy.
Ixxy's eyes widened in horribly horrible horror shock. 'Oh my god, you were right! It's a sign of the apocalypse!' She shrieked, then ran around like a headless chicken. 'Shush! I'm trying to hear what they're saying!' Xanna said, hiding behind the tree again.
'And you're actually thinking again?! That's twice in one day! Good god, it's coming sooner than I had hoped! And I still haven't seen Winterspring!'
Ignoring the voice in her head that was slowly losing her sanity, Xanna did her best to ease drop on the three older people.
"Where is she, Elros! What have you done with her!" The night elf demanded. "Wouldn't you like to know."
"If you've hurt her, I swear to god, I'll-"
"Kill me where I stand? Boy, has that line been overused." The blood elf said, sounding bored of talking with these people already. "Don't get too cocky, El. We've already killed-" The draenei women was saying.
"Lance and Niamh? Oh, yes. I had almost forgotten them." Xanna heard someone snap their fingers; she figured it was the blood elf guy. "Lance? Niamh? Care to join us?" He asked.
Xanna looked over to her right and; even though it was barely; she saw the two come out from behind a tree across from where she was. "May I get cocky now, Seda?" The blood elf asked coolly. "But how-?"
"Apparently you two have forgotten how skilled I am." Xanna heard the blood elf say; then it was quiet for a moment and she peeked her head out just a little bit to see the night elf shake his head. "Even if you've already resurrected them, we can still take you down!"
"Is that so?" The blood elf asked, cocky as ever.
'Damn, he's got the biggest and cockiest ego I have ever seen… I think I'm in love.'
'You are so-' Xanna was telling Ixxy as she hid behind the tree again; that's when a hand wrapped around her mouth and her arms. She began to muffle screams and tried to squirm free; not that it did any good, of course. "Shh, Xanna. It's me." The person said and quickly turned her around. 'Oh great…'
"Akazil? What the hell are you doing here?!"
"Did you really think I would just leave the alley to go find the guys and tell them that you had been kidnapped so we could all sit around thinking about how we couldn't get you back?"
"…Yes."
'Of course you did…'
Akazil let out a little chuckle. "You're still a dork."
"Yep, but ya still love me." Xanna grinned and laughed happily, oblivious to Akazil's blush at her statement. "C'mon, we gotta go." He said and grabbed her hand.
"But those people!"
"Take this, you bastard!" Xanna and Akazil heard the woman yell, then there were a bunch of flashing lights, daggers, and several other things that would probably kill Xanna and Akazil both in one hit.
"…I think they can take care of themselves, Xanna…"
"Yeah, let's-" Xanna was saying quickly when something made the blood elf guy fly against a tree. They quickly looked at him and saw him have his eyes shut in pain. 'Now would be the time to run.'
But it was too late. The elf had opened his eyes; then spotted the two and gave them an angry glare. "You!" He yelled in a deadly tone because he spotted Akazil with Xanna. "I said to stay away from her!"
"Uh…" The two teens said. "Xanna, plan?"
"Yes! We just calmly stand up…" Xanna was saying slowly as she stood up with Akazil; which brought the blood elf to his feet. "And then we simply… Ruuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, turning around and bolting out of the scene with her hands thrown up in the air. "Xanna! I'm not a rogue!"
Xanna's "ah" was slowly getting louder to Akazil when his friend had turned around to come back and grab him; after that, she bolted out of the scene again. And with Akazil on her back. 'Wow, it's amazing how much strength you have after all the crap you've been through…'
"It's amazing how much strength you have after all the stuff you've been through, Xanna."
"Don't jinx it!" Xanna yelled as she ran; she didn't know where, but as long as it was away from the crazy people, she would be happy.
"XANNA! GET BACK HERE!!!"
'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.' Xanna was thinking. 'Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go?!'
'I don't know! I'm not a freakin' map!'
Xanna was in her jogging place, looking at all of the trees and trying to remember which way was back to Stormwind. "Uh, uh, uh…"
"I think it's that way." Akazil said, pointing to the right. "Then that way it is!" She said, then heard a tree a little way behind her fall down; obviously caused by the fight from the crazy people. 'Oh god, I just might die…'
'Then run, dumbass!'
Xanna didn't argue, she just ran like hell in the direction Akazil had pointed in, praying that it was the way back to Stormwind.
Louis and Seda stopped arguing about who was better at throwing daggers when they saw Elros stop running. The two looked at each other; they knew he was prepared for another fight.
Elros had pulled out his bow and arrows, giving his old friends an evil smirk. He was always the cocky one out of the trio.
Louis and Seda halted in front of Elros, their weapons at hand. The smirk he had on his face was driving Louis wild; he just wanted to walk up to him and smack it right off and stomp it into the dirt until his foot was bleeding. "Where is she, Elros! What have you done with her!"
"Wouldn't you like to know." Elros said, his smirk getting a little bigger. "If you've hurt her, I swear to god, I'll-"
"Kill me where I stand? Boy, has that line been overused." He said, sounding as bored as ever and rolling his eyes. "Don't get too cocky, El. We've already killed-" Seda was saying, taking a step forward, her hammer in front just in case Elros decided to try anything.
"Lance and Niamh? Oh, yes. I had almost forgotten them." He snapped his fingers. "Lance? Niamh? Care to join us?" He asked with a smirk as his minion and pet came out from behind a tree to his left.
Louis and Seda stared at the monsters with wide eyes, not believing what they were seeing. 'No…' Louis thought. 'That can't be possible…' Seda thought.
"May I get cocky now, Seda?" Elros asked his dumbfounded friend. "But how-?" She was saying, then trailed off. 'That just isn't possible! He didn't have enough time to resurrect them!'
"Apparently you two have forgotten how skilled I am."
Louis shook his head to bring himself out of his dumbfounded daze; Seda did the same. "Even if you've already resurrected them, we can still take you down!"
"Is that so?" Elros asked, cocky as ever. "Maybe Xanna likes cocky." He said, growing a huge smirk because of the looks on his old comrades' faces. "How dare you!" Louis yelled, then began to throw daggers; Elros just laughed as he dodged, then sent his pet and minion after the two.
As this went on, Akazil had quickly and quietly snuck away to the tree he saw Xanna hiding behind, then covered her mouth and wrapped his other arm around her to keep her from screaming and hitting.
Xanna tried to muffle screams and squirmed, but it was useless because Akazil was holding her pretty tight. "Shh, Xanna. It's me." He said and quickly turned her around.
"Akazil? What the hell are you doing here?!"
"Did you really think I would just leave the alley to go find the guys and tell them that you had been kidnapped so we could all sit around thinking about how we couldn't get you back?"
"…Yes."
The orc let out a little chuckle. "You're still a dork."
"Yep, but ya still love me." His friend grinned and laughed happily, oblivious to his blush at her statement. 'If only you knew how much, Xanna…' Akazil shook his head as she laughed. "C'mon, we gotta go." He said quickly and grabbed her hand.
"But those people!"
"Take this, you bastard!" Seda yelled, then began to throw all kinds of paladin spells at him and swinging at him with her hammer while Louis was fighting with Lance and throwing daggers as often as he could at Elros. 'I will never let him take her away!' He encouraged himself to fight.
"Agh!" Seda yelled, then hit Elros so hard with her hammer it made him fly into a tree. He gasped and shut his eyes tight from the slight pain it had caused. 'She's improved…' He thought to himself.
Then he prepared to get up, but when he opened his eyes, he saw that person again. "You!" He yelled in a deadly tone when he spotted the orc with Xanna. "I said to stay away from her!"
"Uh…" They said. "Xanna, plan?" That damned orc whispered to "his" Xanna.
"Yes!" She said. 'She's actually talking to it?!'
"We just calmly stand up…" Xanna was saying slowly as she stood up with the thing; which brought Elros to his feet. He was not going to let anything stand between Xanna and his "love" for her.
"And then we simply… Ruuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna screamed, turning around and bolting out of the scene with her hands thrown up in the air. "Xanna!" The boy yelled. 'How dare he say her name!'
"I'm not a rogue!"
Xanna's "ah" was slowly getting louder to Elros as she turned around to actually help the creature. 'She is helping this…thing?!' Elros was furious at Xanna's action. He would punish her for this later.
After Xanna had put the thing on her back, she ran away again. "XANNA! GET BACK HERE!!!" He was about to chase after her when Louis threw a dagger in front of his face. "Stay-" He yelled as he fought the Doomguard. "-away-from-her!" He yelled as he flipped it over his shoulder. Elros sighed. 'They never did give up at anything…'
After that thought, Elros pulled out a giant two bladed and two-handed axe; then chopped the tree behind him down with one swing. "Until next time, you two." He told them, then set the tree on fire with a firebolt and placed a barrier around the area so they wouldn't escape.
"Elros, you bastard!" Louis shouted before covering his mouth to not breath in smoke; and now he would have to fight like that!
And Elros ignored him; and it wasn't because the barrier was sound proof; and whistled for his undead horse mount, Lucille.
The horse ran up to her master; Elros hopped onto her back as she ran and then made his way for Xanna. 'She will not get away from me…' He thought; he was determined to make Xanna his queen. "Xanna!!! Get back here!"
Xanna sprinted as fast as she could, trying to get away from the blood elf guy; but she could still hear him screaming her name and for her to come back. 'Shit, this isn't good! He's not going away! Ixxy, what'd I do?!' Xanna asked frantically, looking back to make sure she couldn't see the blood elf guy.
"Xanna, look out!"
"Huh?" Xanna looked back and ran into a low branch. "Ow! Damnit!" She yelled, dropping Akazil to grab her nose. "Shit, I think I just broke my nose. Ah, is it bleeding? I think it's bleeding." She said, trying to see if her nose was bleeding. "Ow. Crap."
'And thus, the reason why you are the definition of the word "idiot".' Ixxy said, looking in a dictionary. 'See?' She showed Xanna that she was the definition, and there was even a little picture of her next to it.
"Xanna, are you ok- Where did you get those daggers from?!" Akazil asked, getting up to his feet and coming to look at his friend's nose, only to be distracted by the daggers he hadn't noticed a minute ago. "What? You don't like them? I think they give me an exotic look."
"Here, let me-" Akazil was saying and reaching for the daggers. "No! They're fine! They're fine! It's okay! They're fine!" Xanna yelled, jumping away from the orc. "Xanna, they have to come out."
"Nuh-uh. They're perfectly fine!" She said, still backing away from him. "Xanna, it'll be quick and painless."
"That's what they all say! And it's never quick and painless!"
Akazil's eyes widened. "Xanna, don't move."
"I'll move as much as I want to! Hmph!" She said, turning around to pout; and finding out why she shouldn't have moved. "Oh… Shit…"
Like always, it was something Xanna did not want to see; it was a whole herd of Forest Spiders. 'Why does it always have to be spiders…'
'Because Illidan hates you. Then again; everyone does. You're an idiot!'
"Xanna, stay calm." Akazil said, walking up next to Xanna to make sure she wasn't going to faint. "They're low levels. They can't hurt us."
"Tell that to the one coming up behind us to tell his buddies that dinner just arrived." Xanna said, irritated as she continued to stare at the spiders and pointing to the one behind her and Akazil with her thumb. "When the hell did that get there?!" Akazil asked shockingly.
The Forest Spider alerted his spider tribe, then began to shove Xanna and Akazil toward them so they could all eat; not knowing that this was also slowly pushing someone over the edge.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!! That-is-it!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna yelled, pulling out the daggers from her shoulders. All of the spiders, Akazil, and Ixxy looked at her in shock. "I have had enough! I am tired! Hungry! In more pain than anyone should ever be in! Starting to get a hangover even though I haven't gone to bed yet! And am having three crazy people fight over me! Enough is enough! I do not need any of your crap either!" She yelled at all of the spiders, throwing the daggers from her shoulders into the spider behind her and Akazil; at first they were in shock, then they were angry because their meal was talking back at them. And because she had just killed their story teller.
'That probably wasn't the best idea…'
'Huh?'
All of the spiders were slowly walking toward Xanna and Akazil so they could feed. "Xanna, that probably wasn't the best idea…"
"Yeah, I see that now…"
"Plan?"
"Do ya really have to ask?"
"Probably not."
The two then ran for their lives away from the spiders; thus, starting a chase.
"Damnit, where did she go?" Elros asked himself angrily as he rode his mount. Then he heard an "ah" slowly getting louder. "Aha…" He smirked to himself.
After figuring out that "his queen" was headed right for him, Elros waited patiently for her. 'Guess the silly girl figured out that she's mine no matter what.'
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna screamed as she ran with the orc; and he wasn't even touching the ground; then she stopped when she ran into Elros. She blinked at him a couple of times, then turned around. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed again and started to run back to the spiders, still keeping the orc off of the ground; then stopped when she had almost bumped into them. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed a third time, turning around with the orc and back to Elros.
She tossed the orc on the mount and hopped on it herself and tried to figure out how to make go. "Uh, run! Please! Go! Do something but stand here!"
Elros rolled his eyes, folding his arms over his chest. He clicked his tongue twice then lightly tapped the right side of the horse once. The horse stood up on its hind legs and neighed; but doing that made Xanna fall back and over the two boys.
Poor Xanna was forced to hang onto Lucille's tail as she began to run away from the spiders. "Xanna!" The orc yelled out to her, turning around to grab her hand to pull her back onto the mount. But Elros pushed him off in an attempt to keep him away from her. "Ah!" He yelled; but Xanna had caught his hand.
"Xanna! Let go of that thing!" Elros yelled at her as he took back the reigns of his horse. Xanna looked at him and shook her head. "No!"
Elros sighed. "So stubborn…" He said quietly as he pulled out his staff. "Leave him or I will make you." He demanded.
Xanna stared at Elros for a moment; he was mentally counting to three, slowly so he'd give Xanna a chance to be a "good girl" and toss the orc on her own. And she did; literally.
"Whoa!!!" The flying orc yelled, but he safely landed on a branch. "Good girl. Now come and sit up here with me." Elros said, putting his staff away and reaching his hand out for Xanna. "Uh…" She said nervously, but then she smiled.
Xanna reached for his hand. "That's it." He said, smiling back at her. Their hands were just an inch away from each other when Xanna pulled a dagger out of nowhere, making Elros gasp and pull his hand away. "No thanks." She said and stabbed the horse's side as hard as she could; it stopped running, then kicked its hind legs and made Xanna fly into the tree the orc had landed in. 'No!' Elros thought and tried to grab Xanna's leg but missed.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna yelled as she flew, trying to flap her arms; but that didn't work, of course. Elros watched her fail and land painfully on the orc in the tree. "Ow…" He heard them groan. Elros sighed to himself. 'When will she learn?'
Elros looked up at the branch and saw the two standing up on the branch and whispering to each other; it angered him. "Xanna, get down here right now!" He demanded.
The little elf turned around to look at him. "No!" She said. "Besides, the lady at the orphanage taught me not to talk to crazy people!!!" After that was said, Xanna spun back around and stuck her nose up in the air. This angered Elros even more; which was not good.
Elros pulled out his bow and an arrow, then walked to the other side of the tree to face Xanna once again. "Xanna…" He said, an "I'm warning you" tone to his voice. "Come down. Now." He said, preparing to fire his arrow. "Bite me!" Xanna snapped at him.
"I warned you…" Elros said in a low voice, then fired his arrow at the orc; Xanna quickly pushed her friend out of the way, taking the arrow in her still bleeding shoulder.
"Come down now, Xanna!" Elros demanded again, preparing another arrow. "No! No, no, no! A million billion zillion times no!"
And then Elros shot the second arrow for Xanna's other bleeding shoulder. "Ah!" She yelled, grabbing it in pain and falling to her knees on the branch. "You didn't even aim for him that time!"
"I know! That was punishment for disobeying me! Come down now or else I will fire another!" Elros yelled at the poor girl, getting yet another arrow ready. "You kiss rape me in the alley, kidnap me, roughly toss me behind a tree when I'm severely injured, fire arrows at me which causes me even more pain, and you expect me to go with you to wherever it is you wanna take me?! Are you insane or something! I mean, even I'M not that stupid!!!!!"
This really pissed off Elros; so, he did something any mad crazy guy with anger issues and would qualify as a wife abuser did; he shot every single arrow he had at Xanna. Her eyes widened in horror and she had to put herself in awkward positions and even do a few dance moves to dodge all of the arrows. 'She's very skilled. Just like her parents…' Elros thought as he fired another ten or so arrows at once at Xanna; she still managed to dodge them.
He pulled out his last arrow. 'This one better hit..' He thought as he fired it; and Xanna had dodged it. 'Damnit…'
"…Ha! You missed me!" Xanna taunted, then turned around to shake her butt at Elros; she even smacked it. 'She will be severely punished…'
"Xanna, I really don't think that's a good idea to anger him even more." Elros heard the orc say nervously. Xanna ignored him and continued her taunting. "~You missed me!~ ~You missed me!~ ~You really sucked when you kissed me!~"
That was the last straw; Elros was furious. He wanted to do something to knock her down without hurting her too much, but he didn't have anything of the sort. Then his ear twitched.
Elros turned around and he saw the herd of spiders walking up to him. 'Hmm…'
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna screamed as she ran with Akazil; and he wasn't even touching the ground, but that was what he got for being a slow runner.
Xanna then stopped running when she ran into that elf. She blinked at him a couple of times, then turned around. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed again and started to run back to the spiders, still keeping Akazil off of the ground; then stopped when she had almost bumped into them. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed a third time, turning around with Akazil and back to the elf.
She tossed Akazil on the mount and hopped on it herself and tried to figure out how to make it go. "Uh, run! Please! Go! Do something but stand here!" She pleaded to it.
Xanna didn't know what she did to make the horse buck, but it was obviously bad because she fell over the two boys and was forced to grab the horse's tail. And then the damn thing started to run; but at least it was away from the spiders. 'Not the escape plan I had in mind, but it'll do.'
'Too bad its tail is breaking.' Ixxy was so lovely to point out the spot where the horse's tail was breaking. 'Shit…'
"Xanna!" Akazil yelled out to his friend, turning around to grab her hand to pull her back onto the mount. But he accidentally fell off. "Ah!" He yelled; but luckily for him, Xanna had caught his hand.
"Xanna! Let go of that thing!" The elf yelled at her as he took back the reigns of his horse. Xanna looked at him and shook her head. "No!"
'What'd mean no? I say yes!'
Xanna ignored Ixxy because she was too busy watching the elf pull out a staff. 'Oh shit…'
"Leave him or I will make you." He demanded.
Xanna stared at the elf for a moment, trying to think of what to do. 'Agh! I can't think under pressure!'
'You can't think ever!'
'Then you think!'
'I'm try-… Throw him.'
'What?'
'When I say so, throw him!'
'What do you mean-?'
'Now!' Ixxy said, taking control of Xanna's right arm to help her throw Akazil onto a tree branch. "Whoa!!!" The flying orc yelled, but he safely; and a bit painfully; landed on a branch. "Good girl. Now come and sit up here with me." The elf said, putting his staff away and reaching his hand out for Xanna. "Uh…"
'Stab the horse! Stab the horse! Stab the damn horse!!!'
Xanna faked a smile and then reached for the elf's hand. "That's it." He said, smiling back at her. Their hands were just an inch away from each other when Xanna pulled a dagger out of her sleeve, making the blood elf rapist guy gasp and pull his hand away. "No thanks." She said and stabbed the horse's side as hard as she could; she only wanted to cause it enough harm to make it buck her off and fly into the tree. And it did.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna yelled as she flew, trying to flap her arms; but that didn't work, of course. 'Shit, this is gonna hurt…' She thought as she began to fall towards the branch Akazil had landed on. And she was right; it hurt. A lot.
"Ow…" Akazil and Xanna groaned. "Sorry…" Xanna said, propping herself up on Akazil's chest. "Apparently I'm not good at flying…"
"It's okay. Happens to the best of us." He said, trying to force a smile; the pain was making it a little hard. 'Who the hell said she was the best?'
Xanna and Akazil carefully adjusted themselves so they could stand up on the branch. "Are you okay?" Akazil asked, seeing Xanna's horrible pain increase. "Yeah, I'm fine." She lied, eyes shut tight as she held her arms.
"Xanna, get down here right now!" The two heard the elf demand. Xanna turned around to look at him. "No!" She said. "Besides, the lady at the orphanage taught me not to talk to crazy people!!!"
'And yet you still hang out with them… Why not just add him to your collection?'
Xanna ignored Ixxy and the crazy guy to spin back around and stick her nose up in the air. Which angered the blood elf guy; but Xanna didn't see it because she had her nose in the air. "Uh, Xanna?…"
'Damn stupid elf rapist person! Can he not see that I have been through enough?! All I wanna do right now is just go home, take a bath, then sleep for the next three months!'
"Xanna…" Akazil said nervously, watching Elros come to the other side of the tree to face Xanna; and with a bow and arrow. "Xanna…" The elf said in a deadly serious tone. "Come down. Now." He said, preparing to fire his arrow. "Bite me!" Xanna snapped at him. She was just really fed up with everything right now.
"I warned you…" The elf said in a low voice, then fired his arrow at Akazil; Xanna mentally gasped and quickly pushed her friend out of the way, taking the arrow in her still bleeding; and still in horrible pain; shoulder. 'Agh! Damnit, that hurt!'
"Come down now, Xanna!" The elf demanded again, preparing another arrow. "No! No, no, no! A million billion zillion times no!"
And then came the second arrow for Xanna's other bleeding shoulder. "Ah!" She yelled, grabbing it in pain and falling to her knees on the branch. "You didn't even aim for him that time!"
"I know! That was punishment for disobeying me! Come down now or else I will fire another!" The elf yelled at Xanna, getting yet another arrow ready. "You kiss rape me in the alley, kidnap me, roughly toss me behind a tree when I'm severely injured, fire arrows at me which causes me even more pain, and you expect me to go with you to wherever it is you wanna take me?! Are you insane or something! I mean, even I'M not that stupid!!!!!"
'Not the smartest thing to say in your situation…'
Ixxy was right, because this really pissed off the blood elf and he began to fire every single arrow that he had at Xanna. Her eyes widened in horror and she had to put herself in awkward positions and even do a few dance moves to dodge all of the arrows.
Akazil had been as far back as he could get on the tree branch, watching the whole thing. 'Whoa… After all of this shit she's been through in such short time, she can still hold herself up to make sure she doesn't die. And to make sure I didn't die!' Akazil watched Xanna dreamily as she continued to dodge the arrows. 'God, she's so amazing…'
'Damnit, how many arrows does he have?!'
'I-' Xanna was thinking as she dodged. '-don't-know. Must-dodge-and-live!'
The arrows finally stopped; Xanna looked and felt herself to make sure she was in one piece. "…Ha! You missed me!" She taunted, then turned around to shake her butt at the elf; she even smacked it.
"Xanna, I really don't think that's a good idea to anger him even more." Akazil was speaking nervously again. And he had a right to; it was a very, very, very, very, VERY bad idea to anger this particular elf. But Xanna ignored him and continued her taunting. "~You missed me!~ ~You missed me!~ ~You really sucked when you kissed me!~"
Akazil and Ixxy both could tell by the look on the elf's face that that was the last straw; they could both see that he just wanted to absolutely do horrible things to Xanna. But she continued to taunt him; she even stuck out her tongue and gently pulled on her left eye.
'We're gonna die…' 'We're gonna die…' They thought.
Elros had chopped down the tree with his axe so Louis and Seda wouldn't follow him. "Until next time, you two." He said, then set the tree on fire and placed a barrier around the area.
"Elros, you bastard!" Louis shouted as he fought Lance, then covered his mouth and nose to not breath in smoke; and now he is going to have to fight like this!
He knew that Elros was ignoring him because he had heard him whistle for his mount then trot off, calling for Xanna. "Xanna!!! Get back here!"
"Damnit!!!" Louis shouted and pierced Lance's left shoulder. Then he sliced him across the stomach, and the chest, and stabbed him in his left side. Then he just went a little crazy after that.
Seda and Niamh; both covering their noses; just stared at Louis as he did un-godly like things to poor Lance with wide eyes. "…You should probably just fall over…" Seda whispered to the wolf; then the two dodged some of Lance's flying guts. "And just stay down…" She added.
The she wolf nodded slowly and quickly fell over when a blood covered Louis looked over after completely tearing apart the Doomguard. "Louis, hunny?…" Seda carefully asked her furiously inhaling and exhaling husband; which was probably a bad idea with the fire and smoke and such, even with his shirt over his nose. "Are you alright?"
"Of course I'm not! That lunatic! That bastard! He's after her!" He yelled as furiously as he had been breathing. "We were so close to her! So close! And we could have stopped him! We could have gotten the gems, if we had!"
"Louis, calm-"
"If we had just been faster! We could've gotten the gems and returned them and explained everything that happened! And we could've told Xanna! We could've been a family! We were so close!"
"I know, Louis. Just calm-"
"She was in our reach! But we just barely missed her!" Louis screamed then threw a dagger that went right through a burning tree and into the one behind it. "Damn you, Elros!"
"Louis, calm down!" Seda told her husband. "How can I calm down, Seda! He's gone off after our child and locked us up in this barrier so we can burn to death!"
"I know that! But complaining about it isn't going to get us out of here!"
"We can't get out of here! He put up a barrier!"
"We can at least try!"
Louis threw a dagger over her head; she turned around quickly enough to see that it just bounced off of the barrier. "I don't think we're getting out of here, Seda."
"Throwing a dagger is not trying to escape, Louis." Seda told her husband, putting her hands on her hips. He ignored her and sat down on the ground, awaiting his death.
Seda gave him a sad look; Louis normally wasn't like this. 'All the things we've gone through the years must finally be catching up to him…' She thought sadly, then sighed and sat down next to him, putting her head on his shoulder; he returned the favor and laid his head on hers.
"All these years of chasing him and trying to prove that we're innocent. And for what? To die here…" Louis sighed, taking out his ponytail and putting his hair band on his right wrist. "I wish we had at least told her that we loved her." He sighed again and shrugged. "But what would she have said in return? She hasn't seen us since she was a baby."
"But she was a cute baby, remember?" Seda said, trying to cheer her husband up. "And she's grown up to be a beautiful young woman…" Louis said sadly. "And we haven't been in one part of her life… We haven't given her friendly advice, been there to give her hugs, kiss her boo boos better." Louis shook his head. "Pfft. She's old enough to kiss them now, though. And date! And I'm not gonna be there to chase off the boys…" Louis was now choking back tears. "I won't be there to fight off the one boy that always comes back and see her grow up to marry him. I won't be there to give her away. I won't be there to see my grandkids…"
"Louis…"
"We've missed her whole life, Seda!" The grown night elf man cried. "We've missed everything! Her first steps! Her first word! The first animal she ever killed! And it's all because I was too dumb to see what Elros was really up to. And now look at what's happened! He's going to take her by force. Oh god, my poor Xanna."
"Hush." Seda said, holding Louis to calm him down. "I know we've missed a lot of her life, Louis. But it's not our fault. It's Elros'. And we are not going to let him do anything to her. We're going to get out of here." She held his face to make him look at her. "Do you understand that?"
"But how, Seda? This place is burning to the ground and we're trapped."
"You never could think straight when you got worked up like this." His wife pulled down the part of her shirt that had been covering her nose to give him a reassuring smile. "Well, what are we gonna do?"
Then Seda motioned her head toward Niamh. "Ohhh…"
Elros saw the herd of spiders walking up to him, so; while Xanna taunted him; he walked up to one and did something horrible.
"Xanna, duck!" The orc yelled, getting down and clinging to the branch. "Where?" She answered, then saw the "duck". "Oh my god!" She yelled, then ducked beneath the Forest Spider Elros had just thrown at her. "Come down or I throw another one!" He demanded, getting another spider ready to throw.
Xanna was clinging to the branch for dear life, shaking. She just couldn't believe that this lunatic was now throwing live spiders at her!
"Xanna…" The orc whispered to her, which made him throw the spider. "Just stay calm and stay low." The answer the orc received was whimper sounds.
'She's terrified of spiders, is she?… Heh heh heh…' Elros thought as he had hatched an evil plan. He grabbed another spider and hopped onto it's back so he could ride it up the tree to get Xanna. The poor thing looked like she was going to faint. "Stay calm, okay? Just stay calm." The orc told her again, then held her hand to comfort her.
"Keep your filthy dirty orc hands off of my queen, you little bastard." Elros said, holding onto the spider as it climbed the tree. The orc ignored him and kept Xanna's hand in his. "Stay calm…"
Xanna was shaking so much from fear, she was shaking the whole tree; she was absolutely freaking out.
"Xanna…" Elros said, standing on the spider when it reached the branch, his arms over his chest. "Come here. Now." He ordered.
"You're not gonna take her anywhere." The orc said, standing up with the; at the moment; brain dead elf and pulling out his sword. "Not without killing me first."
Elros rolled his eyes. "You must be joking." He said, trying to call the orc's bluff. He received a shake of the head; and he even had a serious look. 'Good god, this child is actually being serious.'
"Well, Mister Bossy? Do you accept the challenge?"
"Pfft. There is no challenge to be had."
"Sounds like you're chicken." The orc said; now he was taunting the great Elros! "Fine." Elros said calmly, pulling out his staff. "If it is a fight you want, then a fight you shall get." He said and raised his staff to knock the boy right off the tree; the fall would surely kill him and then Elros wouldn't have to deal with him ever again.
Elros brought his staff down hard to kill this thing; but when he hit his target, he saw it was the wrong target. "Xanna? What the bloody hell are you doing?!"
Xanna, stood in front of Akazil, holding Elros' staff in her left hand; she looked like that it hadn't hurt at all. "Leave him alone." She said, tossing the staff down. "If you want me, take me. Just leave my friends and all the innocent people that could get hurt out of this."
Elros smirked as he put his staff away. "So you finally see it my way, do you?"
"Yeah…" She said. "Let's just go."
"Xanna, you're not serious! This guy is crazy! You can't go with him!"
Xanna turned around and shot a glare at her friend. "Shut up, you dumb orc!"
"Dumb orc?…"
"You mean nothing to me!"
"Nothing?…" He said, sounding like he would burst into tears at any moment.
"Yes, nothing! You are just a worthless piece of garbage! Hell, even worthless garbage would call you worthless!" Xanna yelled, poking the orc's chest now; making him take a few steps backwards in the process.
'Hmm…it's very attractive seeing this side of her… I hope she shows it to the prisoners often…'
"I hate you! I always have! I can't stand the sight of you! Just get out of my face, you stupid waste of life!" Xanna yelled and pushed the orc off of the tree. "Whoa!"
Xanna was having fun taunting the elf; she felt like that she was on top of the world and that nothing could stop her. And that's when the elf threw something at her.
"Xanna, duck!" Akazil yelled, getting down and clinging to the branch. "Where?" She answered, then saw the "duck". "Oh my god!" She yelled, then ducked beneath the Forest Spider the elf had just thrown at her. 'He's throwing spiders now?!'
'What the hell?!'
"Come down or I throw another one!" He demanded, getting another spider ready to throw.
Xanna was clinging to the branch for dear life, shaking. 'Oh god, oh god, oh god. He's throwing spiders at me! LIVE spiders! What the hell! Oh my god, I'm freakin' out!'
'Snap out of it, man!' Ixxy shouted, grabbing Xanna and slapping her across the face a couple times. 'Be a man and suck it up! I do not want that incident happening a third time!'
'But he's throwing live spiders!!!!!'
"Xanna…" Akazil whispered to her, which made the elf throw his spider. "Just stay calm and stay low."
'Yeah, listen to the good rapist! He's actually talkin' some sense here! Calm and low! Calm and low!!!'
Xanna did her best to stay calm and low; she was doing great with the low, but not so great with the calm. 'Live spiders… Oh god…' She began to whimper as she stared at the evil blood elf thinking evil thoughts.
'Oh god, I've lost her…'
'What's he doing?! What is he doing?! He is doing something! What's he doing?!'
Ixxy looked over at the blood elf guy; her eyes widened. 'He's…getting on the back of a spider.' She looked back at Xanna; she looked like she was going to faint. 'No!' Ixxy yelled and began to shake her. 'Stay with me, Xanna! Stay with me! Do not faint!'
"Stay calm, okay? Just stay calm." Akazil told her again, then held her hand to comfort her. Xanna looked at it; she actually felt a littler calmer with him holding her hand like that. Not even Fëanáro could make her feel this calm by holding her hand.
"Keep your filthy dirty orc hands off of my queen, you little bastard." The elf said, holding onto the spider as it climbed the tree. Akazil ignored him and kept Xanna's hand in his. "Stay calm…"
The calmness Xanna was feeling began to go away when she saw the elf guy climbing up the tree on a spider; she was shaking so much from fear, she was shaking the whole tree.
"Xanna…" The blood elf said, standing on the spider when it reached the branch, his arms over his chest. "Come here. Now" He ordered.
"You're not gonna take her anywhere." Akazil said, standing up with the; at the moment; brain dead Xanna and pulling out his sword. "Not without killing me first."
Ixxy and Xanna both mentally raised eyebrows at Akazil. '…Is he risking his life for you?'
'Uh…yeah. He is.'
'Damn. His momma must've dropped him on his head.'
"You must be joking." The elf said. Akazil just gave him a shake of the head; and he even had a serious look.
'Wow, he's actually serious, isn't he?'
'Yeah, that's what I can't figure out. He's trying to risk his life for you! YOU! Who in their right mind would- Oh yeah, he doesn't have a right mind. I've known that from day one.'
"Well, Mister Bossy? Do you accept the challenge?"
"Pfft. There is no challenge to be had."
"Sounds like you're chicken." Akazil said, starting to taunt the elf. "Fine." He said calmly, pulling out his staff. "If it is a fight you want, then a fight you shall get." He said and raised his staff to knock the boy right off the tree.
'Oh no! He can't hit Akazil off! He'll die!'
'Not if you stop him, little miss genius of the year!'
'Uh, uh, uh…' Xanna began to frantically think about how to stop the elf from hitting her friend; and she just did the first thing that came to mind.
Xanna quickly hopped in front of Akazil and raised her left hand to stop the staff. 'Ow, that hurt more than I thought it would…'
'Idiot.' Ixxy said, smacking her forehead.
"Xanna? What the bloody hell are you doing?!"
"Leave him alone." Xanna told the elf, tossing the staff down. "If you want me, take me. Just leave my friends and all the innocent people that could get hurt out of this."
'What the hell are you doing?!'
'Winging it.' Xanna told her voice, giving her a "I sorta know what I'm doing" wink. 'The hell?…'
The elf smirked as he put his staff away. "So you finally see it my way, do you?"
"Yeah…" Xanna said, trying to not roll her eyes. "Let's just go."
"Xanna, you're not serious! This guy is crazy! You can't go with him!"
'Ixxy, now's your chance! Just blow up on Akazil like you've been wanting to do all this time!'
Ixxy did not argue; she immediately took control of Xanna's body and turned it around to give Akazil a mean glare. "Shut up, you dumb orc!"
"Dumb orc?…"
'That's it. Really hurt his feelings to please the dumb elf.'
"You mean nothing to me!"
And then Akazil felt that feeling again; the feeling of his heart shattering into a million pieces. "Nothing?…" He said, sounding like he would burst into tears at any moment.
'Good! Now try to get him to take a couple steps back!'
"Yes, nothing! You are just a worthless piece of garbage! Hell, even worthless garbage would call you worthless!" Ixxy yelled, poking Akazil's chest now; making him take a few steps backwards in the process.
'That's it…just a couple more… There! Hit him off!'
"I hate you! I always have! I can't stand the sight of you! Just get out of my face, you stupid waste of life!" Ixxy yelled and pushed Akazil off of the tree. "Whoa!"
'Jump, Ixxy! Jump!'
"Very good work, Xanna." The elf said, smirking at her. She shot a smirk back and saluted him. "Later, loser." She said and jumped off of the tree as well. "No!" He yelled and and tried to run to her quickly to grab her, but was a second too late. "Xanna!!!"
So, that's the end. I hope everyone enjoyed it. Lol. And you guys didn't think I'd make Xanna say all those mean things to Akazil, did ya? :P
Note: The "keep running" thing was a reference to Spongebob. Lol. You know, the episode where Spongebob thinks he's too good to be a frycook and he's keeping customers waiting and Squidward's like "We'll get fired if you keep them waiting!... On second thought; keep them waiting."
Another Note: Lol. Xanna screaming at the daggers was a reference to Jim Carey as Ace Ventura. You know, the second one and he's bein' called "White Devil". XD
Last Note: Isn't it amazing that Xanna's actually thinking?
Lol. Anyways, hope you guys liked it. And if any of you guys did draw stuff, I'd be glad to see them. ^.^