Hooray! After weeks, Xanna has finally been updated!

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Xanna and Akazil; his arms wrapped around her wonderful waist again; rode the undead horse mount, trying to figure out how to get back to Stormwind.

'So, you're saying that when you're in a situation you really don't like, your brain actually turns on and you use it to get yourself out of the situation?'

'Yep. Happened one other time. When we were eleven.'

'Oh yeah. I wasn't talking to you that year. Bad idea. That's what caused the snowflake incident…'

'Yep.'

'Uh-huh… So, you can do that…but you can't remember how to get back to a city you were in just a few moments ago?!'

'Hey, I said I could get myself out of annoying situations when I want to. I didn't say I could get myself un-lost. I'm not a miracle worker, ya know!'

'I'm surprised I've been able to live in your so called "brain" for all these years…'

"Xanna?" Akazil said, interrupting Xanna and Ixxy's chat; not that he knew it was going on. "Yeah?"

"Don't you think you were a little…harsh with that woman? I know that it's none of my business, but it sounds to me that she really didn't have any other choice."

Xanna turned around to face her friend; which meant she wasn't steering the horse. And neither noticed this. "Ak, if the arrows haven't given it away, I'm in horrible pain. I have a headache. I'm tired." She said, naming off the list to her friend again; then she looked at the little puppy dog face he had on. "…Alright, I'll go apologize." She gave in, turning back around, taking the reigns and turning the horse back around to Seda.

"Agh!" Elros shouted, throwing a fireball at the elf and orc. "Whoa!" Xanna ducked; Akazil ducking right after her.

Elros was walking toward them, still throwing fireballs. 'Run, bitch! Ruuun!'

"Okay, I'll say sorry some other time!" Xanna said, then tapped the horse on the side a couple of times. "Hi-ho, Silver!" She said as the horse did that heroic horse pose thing that usually made Xanna fall off. "Away!" She finished as the horse began to run off and away from Elros. 'Do you always have to quote lines?!'

Just when Xanna was about to answer, Akazil hopped off of the mount, pulling out his sword and shield. Which received two huge wide eyed shock eyes; almost like big anime eyes. 'What the hell is he doing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'

Xanna looked and called out to her friend. "Akazil, what the hell are you doing?!"

"I'll stall him! You just go back to the guys, alright!"

'Oh my god, he IS an idiot!'

Xanna pulled on the horse's reigns so hard because she was in such a rush to make it stop and turn around, the horse made about a seven foot deep hole in the ground. After she and the horse were out of it, they ran for Akazil; Xanna yanking him back onto the horse by the collar. "Ack!"

"What the hell are you doing?! Are you trying to get yourself killed?!" Xanna said, not steering the horse again. "I'm trying to stop him! I don't want him to hurt you again!"

"No, seriously."

"I am being serious!"

"So you were actually trying to risk your life for me again?!"

"Yes!"

Xanna shook her head. "Dude, I'll be fine. You worry about you. And I'll worry about-" Then the horse stopped running. The reason; Elros had cast a frostbolt on the horse's feet. "-trying to run to Stormwind with you on my back…" She said, then quickly hopped off of the horse when Elros threw another fireball; and while on a giant chicken. 'Again; thank god Mokoki and Makaza are not here to say anything about that.'

'How many freakin' mounts does he have?!' Xanna thought as she dodged another fireball. 'Why does it matter to you? You can't count!'

"Xanna, run! I'll take care of him!" Akazil said, still holding his sword. "You are not taking care of anything!" Xanna said, yanking on his ear and running away with him like that. "Ow, ow, ow!"

"Oh wait…" She said, stopping; then reached for the arrows. 'Wait, you're not gonna-!'

"Aaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!" Xanna yelled as she pulled both arrows out of her shoulders; backwards. Both were almost fully covered in her blood. "Ow…that hurt…painfully…"

'No duh. What'd you think it feel like? Bunnies?!'

"Xanna, are you-?" Akazil was asking when Xanna pushed him down. "Hey, why did you-?" He started to ask another question and saw that Xanna had been knocked down by a fireball. "Xanna!"

"It's okay. I'm fine." Xanna panted, both arrows in her right hand now. 'Uh…sport?'

'My pants are on fire, aren't they?' Xanna answered Ixxy, knowing what was wrong without even looking. 'Uh…yeah…'

"Xanna, you're on fire!" Akazil exclaimed, pointing at his friends pants. "Yeah, I know that now!" Xanna said irritably. "Hang on, I think I have water in my bag!" Akazil said, quickly going through his bags. "No time! Gotta run!" Xanna said, grabbing his collar again and running off because Elros was getting a huge fireball ready to throw at them. Even though her pants were on fire, she was still going to run away like a chicken.

'And for about the third or forth time…I'm glad that Makaza and Mokoki aren't here…'

"Ow…" Xanna groaned because she had; yet again; run into a tree. 'Damn trees… Why can't they move when they see me comin'!' She thought as she rubbed her head. '…No response. That is all I have to say.'

'But that is-'

'I said no response!!!'

'Okay, okay! No response!' Xanna cowered in her mind; still wondering how she feared a simple voice in her head. 'Seriously?…'

"Xanna, are your legs okay?" Akazil asked as he looked at his friends burnt pants and really red looking legs. "Oh, this?" Xanna asked, lifting up her right leg. "It's nothing! See?" She said, then gently rubbed the thigh. "Ow!" She said, quickly yanking her hand away. "See? Nothing at all. Just some eight degree burns…"

"And you shoulders?"

Xanna took off her upper armor and her shirt to examine her shoulders; they were way worse than her legs. "Holy shit, Xanna!" Akazil said as he stared at the bruised, cut, and bleeding wounds on Xanna's shoulders. "Xanna! You need a medic!"

"What? These?" Xanna asked, shrugging her shoulders to address the wounds. "Pfft. They're nothin'. Just little flesh wounds."

"Xanna…your arms look like they're going to fall off and die…"

Xanna shrugged again. "I've had worse. So, no biggy."

"Worse than almost having your arms chopped off and your legs burning to death?!"

"Yeah." Xanna answered her friend, then began to laugh. "Man, you shoulda seen what I did this one time when I was eleven. I-" She was laughing out her story when her ear twitched. "Hey, do you hear that?"

"Don't change the subject, Xa-!" Akazil was saying, being serious because of Xanna's quite fatal injuries. "It's the city!" Xanna concluded, quickly putting her shirt and armor back on. "I can hear them! We're close!" She said happily; then she started to get a little slow as she dressed and quirked an eyebrow.

"What's wrong?" Akazil asked, covering his eyes after remembering that he shouldn't be staring at his friend when she was half naked. "I think they're…vomiting?"

"One! Two! Three!" The referee counted as Dethiam pinned down a male dwarf in the mud. "Winner!" He shouted and pulled Dethiam up, holding her left arm up to flaunt her off as the champion.

"Deth-i-am! Deth-i-am! Deth-i-am!" The crowd chatted, happy for her victory; some were just happy to see her covered in mud in her underwear.

The referee handed her the championship mud wrestling belt; she looked at it in awe. Then Dethiam held up the belt and began to flaunt off her victory. Until a little white light sucked her up and spit her back out in her undead form again.

"What?" Dethiam asked, lowering the belt as she looked at all of the people's face; they all looked like they wanted to throw up.

"C'mon, this way!" Xanna said, finishing putting on her armor and grabbing Akazil's arm and running toward Stormwind City. "Whoa!"

'Finally! Now we can get away from those spiders and that-'

'Fireball…'

"Huh?" Xanna looked back and saw the giant fireball heading right for her head, making her eyes practically pop out of her head in shock. "Holy shit!" She yelled, jumping up in the air so she and Akazil would not be hit by it.

Xanna looked forward again and saw that the fireball had hit the wall surrounding Stormwind, making a huge hole in it. 'Damn! He just doesn't wanna give up!'

'Yep. Totally passes up "stalker".'

Xanna nodded in agreement, then looked back to see if Elros was following; all she saw was the forest. 'Where'd he go?'

'Who cares! Just get you ass back in that city!' Ixxy ordered, totally ignoring the fact that the city was an Alliance one and would kill Xanna and Akazil because they were now back in their Horde forms.

Xanna nodded again and ran for the hole in the wall, hoping to not bump into the angry mob. And hoping that the others were okay.

Xanna and Akazil hid behind a wall as the agree mob ran past them; giving the two a chance to stop running a take a little breather.

'I still…' Xanna panted, even though she was just thinking. 'Don't get…how they…found us…'

'Hmm… I honestly have no idea. It couldn't have been from you shouting "Fëan! Cosmo! Guys! Where are you!!!" because that was too discreet for them to notice.'

'Hmm…then I wonder how they noticed?'

Ixxy stared blankly at Xanna, her eye twitching a bit. 'And she continues to amaze me…'

"Xanna, where do we go now?" Akazil asked once he had stopped panting; he was answered with laughing. "Xanna?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend that had began to randomly start laughing. "Why are you laughing?"

"Hysteria, mostly. But also because…" She started to laugh some more, which made it hard for her to speak. "Because…" She continued with her hysterical laughter, starting to change colors a little bit. 'You need sleep…' More hysterical laughter. 'Big time…'

"Because I…" Xanna started to say again, trying to calm herself down. "Was thinking about what if this was a game."

"A game?"

"Yeah. I'd probably have, like, two health left if it was."

'More like one…at most…'

"C'mon, let's go." Xanna said after she was done laughing, grabbing Akazil's hand. "Before they show up a-" And then they were suddenly surrounded by the angry mob. "-gain…" - 'Shit…'

"Horde!"

"Get 'em!"

"I wanna break the big one's legs!"

"I wanna use the little one's dead body!"

Everyone; including Xanna and Akazil; looked over at the man who had said that. "What? For science!"

"Oh, alright." The mob said, turning back to Xanna and Akazil. "Death to the-!" They were yelling the war cry when they saw that the two had gone missing. "-Horde?"

"Hey, where'd they go?"

"It was Horde magic trickery!"

"Wait! There they are!" A little girl; that oddly sounded like a man; shouted and pointed to Xanna running around a corner with Akazil. "After them!!!!!"

"DEATH TO THE HORDE!!!!!"

Ixxy watched as the angry mob began to chase them again, then she turned to Xanna. 'I-'

"Whoa!" Xanna said when she was roughly yanked into a house; Akazil going in after her since she had been holding his hand.

'Rape! Rape! It's a rapist, I say! Rape!!!' Ixxy was yelling in Xanna's mind, then she actually looked at all of the people that were surrounding Xanna; it was the damn group, Fëanáro and his group, and some more Alliance people. '…Rape! I still say rape!'

"Xa-" Cosmo was greeting his little sister figure when a night elf girl covered his mouth; he just quietly went back to fidgeting with his fingers after being silenced.

"Okay." The night elf boy at the window said after a moment of silence. "They're gone." He said, stepping away from the window, uncovering Akazil's mouth and helping him up. After knowing it was okay to speak again, everyone relaxed; which also meant that Cosmo's mouth was uncovered.

"Xan Xan!" He cheered, running to his friend, picking her up in a hug and spinning her around. "You're okay!!!"

'Pfft. I wouldn't exactly say that. Sure, she's not dead, but she isn't okay either.'

"Nice to see you too Cosmo." Xanna said, hugging her friend back as much as she could. "You can put me down now…"

"Sorry. I'm just so happy to see-" Cosmo was saying as he put his little Xan Xan down; and then he got a good look at her. "-that you tried to cut off your arms and burn yourself to death!!! Xan Xan! What happened to you!"

"I-"

"Your arms!"

"They-"

"Your legs!"

"El-"

"And worst of all! Your clothes! I made these pants special for you!!!"

"But-"

"Who did this?! What happened?! I want answers!" Cosmo demanded; and then he looked at poor Akazil. "You! You did this to my little Xan Xan, didn't you! Why I oughta-!" He turned away. "Mittens!!!"

"Cosmo!" Xanna interrupted her friend from having his pet brutally beat her other friend to a pulp; in turn, everyone looked at her. She took a deep breath before telling the tale to her little audience. "First of all; yes, I'm fine. Thanks for asking." She said irritably. "Second; I was simply shot in my shoulders with a couple arrows and set on fire by a fireball." She said, addressing the wounds and burns, grinning nervously. "No big deal."

"Shot?!" Cosmo shouted. "Burned?!" Fëanáro shouted. The next thing that happened was the two angry elves strangling Akazil. "We'll kill you for getting her nearly killed!"

"No! Guys!" Xanna said, pulling the two away. "Thirdly; none of it is Akazil's fault!" She added to her statement, helping Akazil up. "Oh…" Cosmo and Fëanáro said. "Um…"

"Are you okay? Heh…" Fëanáro finished for Cosmo, as sheepish as he was. "Just fine…" Akazil said, rubbing his throat as he glared at the two; his way of saying "I'll just kill you later…".

"Well, now that we have all made nice-nice, I say we-" Xanna was saying when she heard a little "clank" coming from the floor. "My earring!" She said, bending down to pick it up.

As Xanna went to pick up her earring, another night elf man walked through the door. He was a full grown night elf, a priest by the looks of his blue robes; probably to match his blue skin; had blue hair; which was in a layered mad scientist hairdo; dark yellow eyes, very bushy eyebrows and a very bushy goatee to match with them.

Fëanáro and Sophie gasped at the sight of the man, then bowed before him. "H-"

"Aha! Found it!" Xanna said when she had found her earring; which had wondered off a few inches away from the tall elf's feet. She quickly picked it up, stood up and examined it. "Damn, I think it broke again." She shrugged and put it in what remained of her pocket. "I'll fix it later."

Xanna looked up to see the tall elf that had walked into the house. "Um…hi?" She said sheepishly, taking a few steps back as she rubbed the back of her head. "We're just-"

"Horde." The night elf "finished" for Xanna. "W-what? No! Dad, these are…" Fëanáro was saying, trying to cover for Xanna. He knew that his siblings would understand the situation, but he wasn't so sure about his parents.

"Entertainers!" Cosmo finished for Fëanáro. "Yeah! They, uh…"

"Juggle!" Cosmo said, already on a unicycle; he was juggling bowling pins, knives, flaming torches, little juggling balls, a child, and two chainsaws. "Um…yeah…" - 'Where the hell did that come from?'

"I am not an idiot, son. They are of the Horde." The older night elf was saying as he walked toward Xanna; and as Cosmo stopped juggling and tossed all the things and child in a random direction.

"Yes, father. They are Horde." Sophie said, taking a few steps closer to her father. "But they mean no harm. They just wanted to look around! And now they need help getting home!"

Fëanáro and Sophie's father wasn't really paying attention; he was too interested in Xanna to pay them any mind. 'Rapist!'

'Shut it!'

"You're not Horde…" The tall night elf said, leaning down and holding Xanna's face still by gently holding her chin between his thumb and index finger. He began to look deeply into her eyes; which was making Xanna feel uncomfortable because this man was probably a hundred or so in elf years. "You are a…" He let go of Xanna, stood up straight and put his hands behind his back. "They cannot stay here."

"What?" Fëanáro questioned. "But why!"

"They are not staying here, Fëanáro. And that is final." He said, then began to walk off into a long hallway. "But, Dad!" Fëanáro said chasing off after him.

Xanna; feeling confused after that; just raised an eyebrow. "Did I do something wrong?"

And that shall be the end for now. Sorry it was short and a bit rushed. I just want to get this day they're going through over with. Lol. It's been going since, like, chapter elven. XP

Note: Whenever I'm done with Xanna, I'll make little one-shots about their little sides stories. Like Cosmo and the tree, Xanna and the snowflakes; you know, that stuff.

Another Note: I like to make references...

Third Note: The reason as to why Xanna can take so much damage will be explained later in the story.

Forth Note: Lol. People saw Dethiam in her Horde form in her underwear. XP

Fifth Note: No, even I don't know where Cosmo got all those things to juggle with...

Hope You all enjoyed this chapter. Later!