And finally; after, like, almost a month; the nineteenth chapter of Xanna!

*shrug* It's only eleven pages, but at least it's somethin' to tide you guys over till I update again.

Anyways; enjoy.

Note: By the way... Hi, Sarah! And; if you're reading this; video store clerk guy! *waves* =^.^=

"Back, ye demon!!!" Xanna yelled at Naraxis, holding a stick that she pulled out of nowhere up to him as she hung from a high shelf to keep away from him. "Back! Back, I say!" She continued to yell, threatening him with the stick. Naraxis; still having an attitude; ignored her and continued to try and climb up to her, making Xanna squeal, drop the stick and climb to the very the top of the shelf.

"Call off your pet, you meanie!" Cosmo yelled at Kadgaa; who had been laughing the whole time. "Hell no! She's getting what she deserves!"

"She doesn't deserve to be terrified and trapped into a corner!"

"Well, she should've thought of that before she decided to come to an Alliance city." Kadgaa said in his usual smartass tone, turning from Cosmo and folding his arms over his chest.

"Help!!!" Xanna squealed, backing up into the wall on top of the shelf as Naraxis began to climb it.

"I'm comin', Xanna!" The paralyzed Makaza shouted from the couch. Mokoki rolled his eyes at him; Mokoki also being paralyzed.

Akazil sighed, walked up to the shelf, picked up Naraxis and put him on the ground. "All clear, Xanna."

"Yay!" Xanna cheered, hopping down into Akazil's arms and kissing his cheek. "You're my hero!" She said, hugging him tightly; not noticing his blush like always. "Y-you're welcome, Xanna." He said, putting her down on the ground.

And then; because something in life just seemed to hate Xanna; Naraxis jumped right onto Xanna's head. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!" She screamed, trying to knock the evil spider off of her head; but Naraxis was too quick for her and just moved around all over her body, making her scream more and knock things over.

"Ahahahahaha!!!" Kadgaa laughed and pointed at the poor elf; obviously getting a kick out of this.

"Xan Xan, stay still! I'll help you!" Cosmo said, running to his friend to get the spider off. "Get it off, get it off, get it off! GET-IT-OFF!!!" She yelled, flinging herself around everywhere in her desperate attempt to fling off Naraxis.

"Dude! Call off your pet!" Akazil yelled at the laughing draenei. "No!" He laughed, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Mittens, help me!" Cosmo called for his pet as he chased Xanna around the room. The lioness rolled her eyes, left the room, and came back in a yellow bikini, making Cosmo stop chasing Xanna and turn to give her a mother hen look.

Rolling her eyes again, Mittens stood up and did a sexy pose; and winked.

"That's better." Cosmo said, smiling happily at his pet as she did the sexy pose he taught her. And because she was doing it, it lured Naraxis away from Xanna and ran up to Mittens; drooling. Mittens shook her head and sighed; having a little bit of a hard time believing that her owner actually taught her how to seduce other pets.

"Naraxis!" Kadgaa yelled, going over to retrieve his pet.

Cosmo giggled; then he turned to Xanna. "Are you okay, Xan Xan?"

"He…he…" Xanna tried to get the words out, holding herself from shock. "He touched my clothes!!!" She yelled, making Cosmo raise an eyebrow.

Xanna looked down at her shirt, horrified. "They're tainted! Tainted!!!" She yelled; then she began to strip herself of her clothes; leaving her in only her underwear.

"Xan Xan!"

"Taaaaainteeeeed!" Xanna screamed and ran down the hallway, hoping she could get as far away from Naraxis and her clothes as much as possible.

"Xan Xan! Put your clothes back on!" Cosmo yelled, chasing after his friend with her clothes. "Tainted!!!"

As the two blood elves ran away, Akazil's right eye twitched a bit. He hit Makaza for it. "Ow! What'd I do?!"

"Everything…"

'What the hell is wrong with you?! Put your clothes back on! There are rapists in this house!'

'No! Tainted! Gotta burn 'em as soon as I find a safe place to hide!' Xanna told Ixxy as she ran down all of the hallways of the big house, trying to look for a safe place to hide.

Ixxy stared at her blankly, then she put a hand on her head and shook it. 'That's another brain cell I'll never get back…'

"Xan Xan! Please put your clothes back on!" Cosmo said, still chasing his friend with her clothes. Xanna turned around as she ran. "No! They're tainted!" She yelled, bumping into someone and falling to the ground. "Ow…"

'~And another brain cell bites the dust~'

Xanna sat up, rubbing her head and looked at who or what she had bumped into.

The person she had bumped into was a full grown night elf woman; she had purple hair that she was keeping in a long and braided ponytail; she was letting it hang over her shoulder and hang down all the way to her waist.

She also had purple skin, beautiful blue eyes, dark blue lipstick, and six markings across her eyes; three over each. From the outside of her face to her nose, the markings went small, big, medium; the big ones went from her forehead to her cheek.

And Xanna figured she was a warrior since she didn't fall down after being bumped into; that, or Xanna was just that weak.

"Xan Xan!" Cosmo shouted from down the hallway. Xanna looked back and saw him; and that he was being followed. "Ah!" She squeaked, jumping into the night elf woman's arms; thinking that she might keep Naraxis away from her.

Ixxy face palmed herself.'Idiot…'

"Xan Xan, put your clothes on!" Cosmo said, holding out Xanna's clothes to Xanna; who was still being held by the night elf woman. "No! They're tainted!"

"They are not, Xan Xan."

"Yeah-huh!" Xanna pointed to Naraxis; who was sitting next to Mittens. The lioness just made in eye twitch and fought back the urge to rip the damn spider to shreds. "He touched them! So they're tainted." Xanna said, turning her head and sticking her nose up in the air.

Cosmo shook his head and sighed. "Kids." He said to the female night elf; she looked as if she was going to say something in response when someone from behind her began to shout.

"Xanna!"

Xanna opened her eyes and looked down the hallway to see that Fëanáro was running down it toward her. "Fëan!"

"Fëan, don't! I just-!"

"Whoa!" Fëanáro shouted when he tried to slow himself down; he began to slide down the hallway and right toward everyone. 'Crap…'

"Xan Xan!"

"Cosmo!"

"Xanna!"

"Fëan!"

"Xanna!"

"Akazil?"

"Naraxis!"

"Mittens!"

"Mom!"

"Fëan!"

"Cookies!"

The hallway was a bit of a mess after Fëanáro bowled everyone over. Everyone was just thankful that it was only Xanna, Cosmo, Fëanáro, Akazil, Kadgaa, Naraxis, Mittens and Feladora. The "hallway crash" would've been worse if the rest of the group was there.

"Whenever I said to run and get your mother, I didn't mean to run so fast that you would knock her over." Fëanáro's father said, standing in front of the pile of people and looking down at his son.

Fëanáro managed to pull himself out of the pile and stand up straight to address his father. "I-"

"Azlirac, Fëanáro, what is going on?" Feladora asked as she pulled herself out of the pile. "Why are their Horde here? And why is one of them naked?"

"Well, Mom,-"

"Aaaaah!!!" Xanna squealed, jumping out of the pile. "It touched my foot!!!" She screamed, hopping around on one foot as she pointed to the "tainted" one. "That's it!" She said, dropping to the ground and pulling out a dagger from nowhere. "The foot must come off!"

"Xan Xan, no!" Cosmo said, jumping from the pile quickly and grabbing the dagger. "No cutting off body parts! We've gone over this dozens of-" Cosmo was nagging like a mother hen to Xanna when she slowly started to pull out another one to cut off her foot; he quickly took that one away as well. "No!" Another dagger. "Stop that!" Another dagger. " I said-" And then Xanna pulled out a magazine; catching Cosmo's attention and making him stare at it in awe. She threw it and Cosmo immediately pounced after it; making Xanna think that she might have heard him make a cat sound.

'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to watch another brain cell die…'

Xanna; ignoring Ixxy; turned back to her foot, pulled out a dagger and raised it in the air. "The foot must come off!"

"Xanna, no!" Akazil said, trying to get out from under Kadgaa; who had been knocked unconscious.

Xanna was about to bring her dagger down when a hand stopped her. "Xanna…" Fëanáro was saying, puzzled at what was going on. "One; why are you running around my house in your underwear? Two; why are you trying to cut off your foot? And three; where are you getting these daggers?" He asked, trying not to give into the temptation of staring down Xanna's bra; and not because he suspected that that was the place where the daggers were coming from.

"Are you done talking? Because I have a foot to get rid of." Xanna said, holding up a foot in her left hand; making Fëanáro's mouth drop in shock and his eyes widen. "Wh-where-?!"

'Uh…' Ixxy said, staring at the foot; hoping that Xanna might do the same.

"How did you get that foot? Both of your feet are still attached to you…" Feladora said, pointing to Xanna's feet.

Xanna looked at her feet, then the foot in her hand, feet, foot, feet, foot; she did it a few more times, then something actually clicked, making a dull light bulb appear above her head. "Hey!"

'And the brainless award goes to-!'

"This isn't my foot! My feet are pink!" She said, looking at the white foot. 'Of course she doesn't notice that they're also still attached to her…'

"Yeah!" She said; too busy looking at the foot to notice everyone else raise an eyebrow. "But if this isn't my foot…then where did it come from?"

"My foot!"

"Where did it go?!"

"Blimey!"

"What the bloody hell?!"

"Aaaaah!!!"

Xanna shrugged. "Oh well." She said, tossing the foot randomly behind her; not hitting anyone but somehow breaking a window and cause a car crash.

"Oh my god!"

"My foot!"

"Where the hell did it come from?!"

"Why does it have a gun?!"

"Everyone, run for your lives!!!"

'Those poor people… Ahahahahaha.' Ixxy snickered as she listened to the screams coming from outside because of the damage caused by the foot.

"Azlirac, Fëanáro, what is going on?" Feladora asked again, sounding extremely confused as Xanna tried to pull out another dagger to cut off her foot.

"Well, Mom,-" Fëanáro was saying as he stopped Xanna's other hand. "-that was actually why we wanted to see you." He finished, looking up to his mother and giving her a sheepish grin. That smile always made Feladora uneasy; trouble always followed after her son gave her that smile.

"That's your mom?" Makaza; now un-paralyzed because Akazil had forced Naraxis to take out the venom; asked Fëanáro when Feladora and Azirlac walked into another room to talk about the current situation.

"Yeah. Whenever she's not questing, helping other people become warriors, helping blind kids read and deaf kids sing, cooking, cleaning, being a mom; she's being a super model." Fëanáro showed Makaza the latest magazine his mother was in. Makaza picked it up, opened it and began to drool; receiving a smack across the back of the head from his brother.

Makaza rubbed the back of his head, giving his brother an annoyed look; then went back to Fëanáro. "Uh, can I use your bathroom?" He asked, making Akazil's eyes widen in shock. "'Cause I drank a bunch of water earlier and now I really gotta go."

"Yeah, sure. It's-" Fëanáro was about to give Makaza the directions to the nearest bathroom; completely oblivious as to why Makaza really needed it; when Akazil smacked Makaza so hard that he made a face print on the coffee table. "On second thought…I can hold it."

"O…kay?" Fëanáro said, not entirely sure of what just happened in this situation; he just shook it off, then looked over at Cosmo tying Xanna down into a chair. 'She's so cute tied to a chair…' He thought, then caught Dethiam trying to do something out of the corner of his eye. "H-hey! Don't do that!"

"Okay, I can semi-understand you taking away all of my daggers. And I can even understand you tying me into a chair." Xanna was saying; tied to a chair because of Cosmo. And in clothes; also because of Cosmo. "But what I don't get is…"

"What?" Cosmo asked as he played with Xanna's hair out of boredom. "…Why the hell did you give all of my daggers to Dethiam?"

"She was willing to hold them. And I thought it was a good idea since she's also a rogue."

"But…she's Dethiam…" Xanna said, not noticing that Dethiam had gotten bored and began to chase around some of Fëanáro's siblings with Xanna's daggers. "Her and weapons… It's just never a good mix."

"Well, I would rather that she have your daggers than you because you're just going to cut off your foot."

"So you'd rather let her kill everyone than me cutting off my foot?"

"Of course!"

"Hmm… Makes sense." Xanna said, finally giving up on cutting her foot off; and not noticing her group, Fëanáro and Kadgaa trying to pull Dethiam off of Fëanáro's brother.

'I'm starting to think that Dethiam is slightly insane… I like it!' Ixxy smirked as she watched Dethiam scaring the group. Xanna just looked at her and raised an eyebrow. 'Did I drop myself on my head too much and make you lose your sanity?'

'Possibly.' Ixxy shrugged, then went back to watching Dethiam chase around Kadgaa and Naraxis. 'Heh heh heh.' She quietly cackled; making Xanna take a few steps away from her. 'And she says I'm disturbed…'

"And…done!" Cosmo said once he was done braiding Xanna's hair; then he pulled out a mirror and held it in front of her so she could check out her new hair style. Xanna looked and saw that he had made a braided crown out of her hair. "What'd ya think?"

"I love it!" Xanna said enthusiastically, somehow getting her arms out of the rope so she could grab the mirror and look at her hair some more. "I know." Cosmo said, leaning down and resting his chin on Xanna's right shoulder to look in the mirror as well. "It's fabulous, if I do say so myself."

"Yeah, it's really-" Xanna was saying; standing up because somehow all of the ropes came untied; when Kadgaa ran over to her and began to shake her. "Call it off! Call it off! Call it off!!!" He yelled.

"What? What's going on?" Xanna asked, a bit confused. "That!" The draenei said, pointing at Dethiam; who was trying to drag Naraxis closer to her so she could slowly cut him to bits. Poor little Naraxis was trying to get away, but was failing horribly.

"What the hell? What happened to the rest of the-" Xanna was asking when Cosmo tapped on her shoulder and pointed to the far right corner; the whole group and Fëanáro's siblings were all huddled in terror together in the corner.

Ixxy began to roll around on the floor of Xanna's mind; laughing her head off and crying from laughing so hard. 'Oh my god! Ahahahahaha!'

Xanna rolled her eyes and just set the floor on fire; ignoring all of the screams of pain and agony, Xanna turned to Cosmo with a blank stare. "What?"

"I told you giving her my daggers was a bad idea."

"Well, what was I suppose to do? You were trying to-"

"She's gonna kill my pet!" Kadgaa yelled, shaking Xanna some more. "Call her off!!!"

"O-o-ka-ay." Xanna said, her eyes turning into spirals from being shaken; and somehow her hair had turned back into a ponytail. Kadgaa stopped shaking her and quickly shoved her over to Dethiam. "D-" Xanna was saying to the air, then turned around. "Deth…"

"I'm busy!" Dethiam barked, forcing Naraxis to keep still so she could look over which part of him she wanted to stab first. "I can see that…" Xanna said as she stared at Naraxis trying to squirm his way to freedom; feeling nauseas as she stared at his fangs. "Uh…" She said, starting to forget what she was suppose to do; and then she remembered. "But-"

"But what? Stay still, ya little shit!" Dethiam snarled, putting down more pressure on Naraxis to keep him from squirming away. "You can't kill…" Xanna continued, forcing down vomit before saying the spider's name. "Naraxis…" She said, trying not to shudder as she carefully took Naraxis away from Dethiam.

The undead girl looked extremely annoyed after Xanna had taken away Naraxis. 'Yes! Someone's finally gonna kill you!' Ixxy cheered, covered in burn marks; then she began to throw a party in Xanna's mind.

"Uh, if you want something to do while we wait for Fëan's parents, read a book."

"Killing is a whole lot better than reading a book about killing."

"Um, uh…" Xanna stammered as she tried to think of something for Dethiam to do that wasn't killing; and actually forgetting that Naraxis was still in her hand. 'Shit, what do I-aha!' Xanna's light bulb of "genius" ideas appeared above her head again as she reached into a bag.

When Xanna pulled her hand back out, she had a paddleball toy in her hand. "Here." She said, handing the toy over to Dethiam; who looked confused as hell at the thing. "What's this?"

"It's a toy."

"What's a toy?…" Dethiam asked, stretching the ball out from the paddle. "Does it kill things?"

"Uh, no."

"Then why do I want it?" Dethiam said, now uninterested in the toy. "Because it's entertaining."

"How is it entertaining when it doesn't kill things?"

"Uh, here. Let me show you." Xanna said, taking the toy back; she then began to paddle the ball and show off a few cool tricks she learned with it.

After showing how it works, she handed it back to Dethiam; who was now interested in the toy again. "Have fun." Xanna said and walked away from Dethiam and back to Kadgaa.

"You actually got her to stop…" Kadgaa said, baffled that Xanna was able to get Dethiam to stop trying to kill people; the little elf just smiled and shrugged. "Yeah, she's really no big deal. Ya just gotta know how to handle her."

"Oh. Well…" Kadgaa said, taking back his pet; making Xanna's eyes widen in horror. "You're still just a dumb Horde." He said, walking over to Fëanáro to tell him it was okay to come out of the corner.

"That was nice of you, Xa-" Cosmo was telling his friend when she interrupted him with her screaming. "Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!" She screamed, then looked back to Dethiam. "Dethiam, give me back my daggers! I gotta cut off my hand!" She continued to yell, running back over to the undead girl.

"Xan Xan, no!" Cosmo yelled, tackling his friend to the ground. After that, there was an argument, a lot of yelling, and Dethiam had learned how to kill with the paddleball.

'…What the hell just happened?'

Azlirac and Feladora finally stepped out of the room. "Well, I guess we have no choice but to tell them-" Feladora was saying when she looked around her living room; it was quite a sight to see.

First; there was Fëanáro and Sophie and their other siblings trapped in web cocoons all over the room; Kagaa was unconscious and covered in bruises that were shaped like circles; Naraxis and Mittens were dangling over a tank filled with piranhas; Xanna and Cosmo were stuck together because their hair got tangled and neither wanted to cut off any of their hair; and Dethiam was just sitting on the floor minding her own business. And playing with a paddleball.

"What the hell happened?"

All eyes went to Dethiam; the undead girl looked around at all of them, then to the two night elves. "What? I was just playing with this toy." She said, pointing at the paddleball. "Very…entertaining." She smirked evilly and got a little glint in her eye.

Azlirac and Feladora just looked at each, both slightly confused at what happened while they were talking.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" Xanna and Cosmo were yelling as Feladora tried to help them get their hair untangled. "Sorry, just hang on. Almost got it." She said, trying to gently tug them apart; but having a bit of a hard time since warriors aren't that used to being gentle.

"Agh!" The two elves said as they fell away from each other after having their heads yanked apart. "There." Feladora said and smirked victoriously; to her, cleaning up all the web and getting her children out of cocoons and getting Naraxis and Mittens away from the piranha tank was a whole lot easier than helping Xanna and Cosmo get their hair apart without completely ripping off their hair or doing any harm. "Ow…" Well, not much harm, anyway.

"At least we didn't have to cut off our hair…" Xanna said, rubbing her head as she got back up onto her feet. "I think I might have actually preferred that instead of yanking it off…" Cosmo said, rubbing his head as he stood up.

"And this was all caused…by a paddleball?" Feladora asked as she scratched her head, trying to figure out how a paddleball could cause such damage.

"In the hands of an innocent kid, it's nothing. In the hands of Dethiam, it's a legal weapon." Makaza said, coming back into the room after washing cooking oil off of his hands; Dethiam shot him a glare as she continued to play with the paddleball. The orc gulped then quickly made his way over to Xanna to make sure not to die.

"So, can we stay here for the night?" Xanna asked as she fixed her ponytail. "Yeah, can they stay?" Fëanáro asked, walking over next to Xanna and in front of his parents. "Well…" Feladora was saying; having an extremely hard time saying "no" to the teenagers.

"Please, Mom, please? Please, can they stay?" Fëanáro began to beg, starting to make the puppy dog face his mother could never say no to.

"Yeah! Please, Mom, please?" Cosmo chipped in, gently grabbing Xanna's face in his hands. "I mean, you just can't say no to this, can you? Just look at her!" He said; and then Xanna started to do the puppy dog face. "Um…"

"C'mon! You can't throw this cute little thing out into an angry mob, can you?" Cosmo continued as Xanna's eyes got bigger.

Feladora shut her eyes to not give in and took a deep breath to help herself tell the group that they couldn't stay; until she was interrupted.

"Yes. They can stay." Azlirac said, not breaking his facial expression as he looked at the bunch of kids.

"Yes!" Xanna and Cosmo cheered, hugging each other; Makaza, Mokoki and Gishezpak all high-fived each other; Fëanáro, Sophie and Akazil smiled; Kadgaa was still unconscious; and Fëanáro and Sophie's siblings just looked worried as Dethiam played with her paddleball. The undead girl smirked at them and paddled some more; making chills go down their spines.

And that is the end for now.

Questions: Was it random? Did it make you say "what the hell"? Am I disturbed? Does this story have a point? Will it ever get to the point?
Answers: Yes. Possibly. A little. Yes. Eventually...

Boy, I wonder if the sequel will be this long... Crap, I just gave away a secret!

Lol. Anyways; hope you all enjoyed this. I'll get started on the next chapter as soon as possible. Oh, also; because I'm bored and curious; who do you guys think Xanna will end up with? I'm not going to give it away; I'm just curious. And bored... :P