Wooot!!! Chapter twenty-three of Xanna!

Note: Lol. I wasn't sure if I should call it Xanna Hunt; making a reference to Mouse Hunt, which is a very funny movie; or Where's Xanna?; obviouusly making a reference to the oh so popular Where's Waldo?. So I had my Mom pick and she picked Xanna Hunt. If more people say they like the other better, I'll change it.

Disclaim: I do not own World Of Warcraft, but I do own most of the names mentioned. And the story line used for this story.

Naraxis was in a full body cast; it was a sign to tell him to never duct tape Mittens to a chair ever again. But that didn't mean he would obey.

"You're pet is a menace!" Kadgaa yelled at Cosmo as he carried Naraxis in his left arm.

"She did it in self defense! He duct taped her to a chair! Which so did not go with the table!" Cosmo said defensively, pointing at the dinner table Naraxis had set up. "That's gotta be one of the cruelest things I have ever seen done to an animal!"

Kadgaa slowly raised an eyebrow at Cosmo; a man; a little disturbed that he; also a man; would get so upset that the dinner chairs didn't go with the table.

Cosmo had his hands on hips, giving Kadgaa and Naraxis; who was no longer in a body cast and now sitting on his owner's left shoulder; a furious look because of the dinner set. Oh, and because of Naraxis duct taping Mittens; that was also a reason to be mad.

"Uh-huh…" Kadgaa said, still holding a raised eyebrow at Cosmo; along with Naraxis. 'I think I just felt my I.Q. drop…'

"Oh, look! A shiny!" Cosmo said, completely forgetting that he was having a conversation and ran off toward the shiny thing.

"Hey, get back here, you damn weirdo!" Kadgaa said, chasing after the Elf.

As the two ran off, Naraxis and Mittens followed; and Naraxis actually walked right passed Mittens!

The lioness was confused at the action; and she was confused about being confused.

"What's this do?" Cosmo said from down the hallway, about to poke something he shouldn't; then there was girly screams. Obviously coming from him and Kadgaa for very horrible and obvious reasons.

Trying to ignore Naraxis' action, Mittens shook her head and sighed; then started to run to her owner's rescue of the mouse.

Mokoki was blindfolded, and tied to a chair; he didn't know where he was, who he was, who he was with, and if he was naked or not.

He; being the investigator of this case; grabbed the lamp and shined it down on the Tauren's face, wishing that he had remembered to take off his blindfold first so he would've kept the cool investigator effect.

"Is this really necessary?" His "partner" asked, standing a little ways behind him with his hands behind his back; he was obviously thinking that all of this was unnecessary.

"Of course it is!" He shouted, throwing his arms; the lamp still in his left hand; in the air, "Why wouldn't it be?!"

"Gizzy? Mak? Is that you, guys? What's going on? Why am I blindfolded and tied to a chair? Am I naked?!" Mokoki began to question, really worried about being naked in front of his friends.

Makaza then quickly pointed the lamp back to his; almost; naked Tauren friend and completely bitch slapped him across the face. "You will speak when spoken to!" He yelled.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"I said shut it!" Makaza yelled, bitch slapping his blindfolded friend again. "Ow! What's going on?! Why am I being slapped?!"

After a third bitch slap, Makaza then put down his fake cigar; he then held his face in his right hand, sighing and thinking as he prepared himself to ask the first question to his sick son of a bitch friend.

"Where were you the night of the murder?!" Makaza yelled, slamming his hands on the table in front of him; which had come completely out of nowhere.

"What?!"

And that's when Makaza bitch slapped Mokoki again; obviously thinking that he was pretty damn good at being Good Cop.

"Ah! What?! What murder?! What's going on?!" Mokoki began to whimper, scared and confused about why he was being accused of murder; he didn't remember any murder! And if there was, he wasn't apart of it! At least, as far as he knew.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about!" Makaza yelled, slapping Mokoki yet again.

"Uh… Mister Makaza?" Gishezpak said, trying to get his word in. "There was no murder. So…what on Azeroth are you talking about?"

"I am talking about-!" Makaza was yelling; until he realized that he really didn't know what he was talking about. This was just all an excuse to bitch slap someone, really.

"Um…" He said, trying to think of something.

"My face hurts…" Mokoki said quietly behind him.

"Shut it!" Makaza yelled, slapping him again.

"Ah!" Mokoki screamed, terrified again. "What?!"

"What color is your underwear?!" The Orc yelled, slapping his friend again; even though he didn't give him a chance to answer.

"Ow! Uh…well, it was white the last time I checked. It might be brown or something now…"

"Liar!" Makaza yelled, slapping Mokoki again; then realized he was telling the truth. "Oh, wait; you might be telling the truth… Okay, you got off easy! This time!" He said, pointing to his friend's big nose; and then slapping it. Again.

"Why haven't you told me why I'm being slapped?! Or why I'm tied to a chair?! Or why I'm blindfolded?! Or if I'm naked?!"

"Shut up!" Bitch slap. "What color are my nose hairs?!" Bitch slap.

"What? What the hell does that-?!"

"Answer the damn question!" He yelled; obviously slapping Mokoki again.

"Ah! Uh! Um…b-black?! Green?!"

"Wrong!" Makaza yelled, bitch slapping Mokoki so hard that he fell over; and once that this part of the job was done, Makaza got out another fake cigar. Now it was time for the serious part; the part that required gloves.

"Mister Makaza, I don't think there's any need for a cavity search!" Gishezpak yelled, trying to keep Makaza from violating his friend.

"Cavity search?!" Mokoki yelled on the ground, then tried to make an escape as best as he could; though, the chair made it a little hard to do so.

"Oh, no you don't!" Makaza yelled, grabbing the Tauren's ankle with his gloved left hand. "It's either the easy way! Or the hard way! Either way, my hand is goin' up your-!"

"Mister Mak-!!!" Gishezpak was yelling, pulling the Orc back so hard that they both flew backwards; Makaza landing on top of the Troll and crushing him a little bit. "-aza…" He finished, barely being able to say that with the huge Orc lying on top of him.

"Ungh!" Mokoki let out a struggle, trying to break the ropes that had him tied down to the chair; once they were broken, he stood up, took off the blindfold and looked at his friends. After making sure he wasn't naked, that is.

"What-the-HELL is going on?!" Mokoki yelled at the two, glaring at the them with deadly dagger eyes of absolute death.

"Um…" Makaza was saying, turning himself a bit to look at Gishezpak; hoping that he'd have an idea for an excuse.

"We were…" Gishezpak was saying, trying to help but not really able to think of anything; and absolutely hating it too.

"You were what?! WHAT?!" Mokoki yelled, tossing the rope on the ground at his sides. "Really?! What were you doing?! I was tied up! In a chair! With a blindfold! Almost naked!"

"Hey, I was so not gonna take off your underwear… And I couldn't talk Gizzy into doing it, either." Makaza said, an irritated look on his face as he motioned his head toward Gishezpak; obviously irritated that Mokoki's underwear was never taken off.

Mokoki kept glaring at his two friends, looking like that he had Mad Tauren disease and would run over to stomp them to death at any moment. It was actually rather scary.

"Well, we were bored…" He said, first ignoring Mokoki's eyes turning blood red and the steam coming of out his ears and nose and then being completely terrified by it. 'Uh-oh…' He thought. 'Not good…'

"You-are-so-" Mokoki was saying, slowly walking toward his two friends; his only intent being inflicting death upon them. "DEAD!"

"Aaaaah!!!" Makaza and Gishezpak yelled, both trying to make an run for it; but they had forgotten about how fast a runner Mokoki could be. Even if he was just a walking, talking yet to be made hamburger, moo-cow-man.

"Get it! Get it, Mittens! Get it!" Cosmo was yelling, being held in Kadgaa's arms; much to the Draenei's annoyance; as he stood on a chair to stay away from the mouse. "Get it!!!" He squealed like a woman again, then clinged to Kadgaa as tight as he could.

Kadgaa felt like that his ears were being pierced right through the eardrums because of the high-pitched woman screech; if he hadn't been so worried about making sure that his ears were bleeding, he might've just killed Cosmo.

"Get a hold of yourself, you damn girly man!" Kadgaa yelled, dropping Cosmo on his ass; it was a way to make sure he could still hear and also because he just didn't like Cosmo. "Thank goodness, I still have my hearing…" He said quietly after dropping the Elf, picking his left ear with his left pinky.

"You-!" Cosmo was yelling and glaring at the boy, but was interrupted by the mouse jumping onto his lap; then his eyes widened in horribly shock horror and he screamed like a sissy little girl. And jumping back into Kadgaa's arms. "Get it away! Get it away!"

"Damnit, quit bein' such damn baby, you sissy girl!" Kadgaa yelled, dropping him again; but he only came back. This boy was like a damn bouncy ball. 'I hate the Horde…'

"Eeek!"

'This one especially…'

"Get back here, you damned mouse!" Kadgaa was shouting, chasing the mouse down the hallway with Naraxis and Mittens.

"You leave Jerry alone! He didn't do anything to you, you big bully!" Cosmo yelled, chasing after the three.

Kadgaa growled at the damn Elf. 'First he's scared shitless of it, it brings him a pink piece of string, then he likes it and names it Jerry! Agh! I hate the Horde!'

The mouse squeaked when Mittens was catching up to him, then it began to try and run faster; but the lioness was still on its tail. Literally; which was probably the reason why he wasn't able to outrun Mittens.

Jerry then turned around, bit Mittens' paw; making her roar in anger; then ran full speed down the hallway and to a four-way intersection.

Jerry was able to run across the hall before the stoplight turned red because of traffic; but Mittens, Naraxis, and Kadgaa weren't so lucky. They had to slide to a halt and wait for traffic to stop.

Kadgaa sighed, folded his arms over his chest and began to tap his right hoof; waiting impatiently as Mokoki ran by with a giant hammer.

"I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YOU TWO!!!!!" The Tauren yelled, chasing Makaza and Gishezpak with a giant hammer; and with the look of death in his eyes.

"We said we're sorry!!!" They yelled and continued to run for their lives.

'Damn stupid Horde…' Kadgaa thought as he watched the sight.

After that, several of Fëanáro and Sophie's siblings were running away from a pudding monster; some more of them went by surfing on a giant wave; a pink metal thing went by with some sort of bald yellow man in it; then it was a few cats, bears, fish, Aquaman, T-rex, the Scooby Doo gang, and a random scuba diver. That was swimming in the air.

Once traffic was done, the stoplight went back to being green and Kadgaa and the two animals went back to chasing the mouse; with Cosmo still behind them to get them to stop.

'I hate Horde…and I hate mice…'

"Find her yet?" Akazil asked after Fëanáro had just got done checking another one of his sisters' rooms.

"Nope. Not in this one either." He answered, shutting the door. "I really hope we find her soon…a man can only take so much stuffed animals…" He said as he walked back over to Akazil, sounding a little traumatized. "So…much…stuffing…"

Akazil forced back his smile; even though he really wanted to smile at Fëanáro's pain because he thought that he kind of deserved it. Obviously, it was because he felt that Elf was trying to steal Xanna away from him.

"Let's go check one of your brothers' rooms, then." Akazil chuckled, patting Fëanáro on his shoulder; but only because he was hiding a little bit of stuffing up his sleeve. He placed said stuffing of Fëanáro's shoulder. And made him scream. Like a little girl.

"Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!"

"Eheh heh heh heh." Akazil snickered, he stopped when he saw Makaza and Gishezpak run by; they were being chased by Mokoki. And he had a giant hammer.

'…The hell?'

"Xan Xan?" Cosmo said, peeking his head into another room; all he received in response was a squeak.

The Hunter looked down and he saw his beloved new friend, Jerry.

"Did ya find her, Jer?" He asked, kneeling down to pick the little rodent up; he just shook his head. "Cookies. That's the twenty-eighth room in a row." He cursed, making Jerry frown. "Oh, it's not your fault. Xan Xan's always been good at hiding." Cosmo smiled and petted Jerry to comfort him and let him know it wasn't his fault that he couldn't find Xanna.

Jerry squeaked happily and began to nuzzle Cosmo's hand; the Elf was starting to think that he was a cat in mouse form because he loved being petted so much.

"Meow!" Mittens said, standing on her hind legs and putting her front paws on Cosmo; she was getting jealous and wanted attention.

'Oh dear. I have two kids and they're going to fight for my attention.' He thought, then just smiled and chuckled as he petted the both of them; the way they were glaring at each other was just adorable.

"Hey, Cosmo!" Akazil called out, waving his left arm in the air to greet the Elf when he got up and turned around.

"Hi, Akky." He said, putting Jerry on his shoulder and walking toward his friend "Have you found, Xan Xan, yet?" He asked, trying not to sound too worried but not realizing it was completely visible in his eyes.

"I was just about to ask you the same thing." Akazil replied sheepishly; and he actually didn't realize he had been called "Akky". "Where's, Kad? I thought you two were looking for her together."

"We were, but we got separated by traffic." Cosmo said, remembering how he was separated from the Draenei by all of Fëanáro's sisters; even Sophie. They really didn't like it when people went into their rooms without their permission.

"Same with me and Fëan. Well…actually…" The Orc grew a little smirk. "He went crazy after he got trapped under an avalanche of stuffed animals."

Cosmo, Jerry, and Mittens all raised an eyebrow.

"Uh…nevermind. Let's just keep looking for Xanna.."

"O…ka-hey! A shiny!" Cosmo announced, then ran off after the shiny thing; which made Jerry fall off of his shoulder.

"Cosmo!" Akazil yelled, chasing after his short attention spanned friend.

As they ran, Mittens walked up to Jerry, smirking down at the rodent. "Meow meow."

"Squeak…"

"Meow."

"Squeak squeak! Squeaken squeaker!"

Mittens let out a little kitty laugh at the rodent and began to walk off after her owner; she knew that Jerry wasn't going to take her spot as favorite. She wouldn't allow such a thing.

Makaza was looking very closely at the ground, having fun with his magnifying glass; which no one knew where he got; and he was dressed up in some funny looking coat and matching hat. And talking with a funny accent.

He stood up, straightening his fake mustache and monocle after putting away the magnifying glass; then he turned to Mokoki. The Tauren was dressed the same but in a different color; and he looked very annoyed.

"Well, Watson, we're on the right track." He said in his funny accent.

"I'm starting to hate you, dude…" Mokoki said, staring blankly at the Orc.

"Ah, ah, ah." Makaza said, wagging his finger at his friend. "What was that?"

Mokoki sighed, rolling his eyes; then he repeated what he said with the stupid accent. "I'm starting to hate you, dude."

"I'm starting to hate you, dude, what, Watson?"

"I'm starting to hate you, dude, Sherlock…"

"That's better."

"Mister Makaza-?" Gishezpak was saying; also dressed up in a weird outfit like his friends.

"Mister what?" Makaza said in his accent, holding up his right index finger to stop his friend; who was standing behind him; and make him correct himself.

"Mister Sherlock, shouldn't we be looking for Miss Xanna?" Gishezpak said, correcting himself immediately; though, he hated it. He always liked doing things perfectly right on the first try; and he blamed his teacher for it. 'Damn teacher…'

"That's what we are doing, my dear Watson." Makaza told his friend; still continuing with his ridiculous accent; smiling, turning around and wrapping his right arm around his second "Watson" friend.

"I thought I was Watson…" Mokoki mumbled, a little said and jealous that he was no longer Watson; and he didn't even know why.

"You are Watson, Watson."

"Then who am I?" Gishezpak asked, pointing his right finger at himself.

"You're Watson."

"Then who am I?"

"Watson!"

"Mister Sherlock, how can we both be Watson?"

"Shut the hell up Watson and get Watson to stop looking so confused about who's Watson so we can get back to our search and find Watson! I mean, Xanna! Got it, Watson!"

"My head hurts…" Mokoki said, his eyes shut as he held his head; Gishezpak rolled his eyes and patted him on the shoulder. "C'mon, Mister Watson." He said, leading him down the hallway.

"But I thought you were Watson!"

"Exactly."

"Agh!"

'Damn Watsons…' Makaza thought, following his friends as he smoked on a pipe; that blew out bubbles.

A few hours had gone by, and no one had found Xanna.

They all met back in one of the living rooms to talk about the search; except for Dethiam. She was just playing with her paddleball of death.

"Has anyone found her yet?" Akazil asked, extremely worried for his friend; all he received were "no"s and shakes of the head. "That can't be!" He said, starting to get to the point of freaking out.

He looked to Cosmo; who was playing with a mouse; and Kadgaa; who was scratched up. "Are you sure you two didn't find anything?"

"Kad wouldn't let me go into any rooms, so I had to have Jerry check them." Cosmo said, petting the mouse on his left shoulder. "I also had him check the air ducts. You know, just to be safe."

"Okay…" Akazil said, raising an eyebrow; obviously wondering why Xanna would even hide in an air duct.

He shook his head then looked at the scratched up Draenei. "Kad, what about you?"

"No, I did not find your stupid friend. None of us did! If any of us had, she'd be here, you damn dumb Horde!" He yelled, throwing his arms up in frustration.

"He's still a little mad from the attack Fëan's sister inflicted upon him…" Cosmo said, sheepishly looking at at Kadgaa; who had gone back to folding his arms over his chest.

"Stupid freakin' mother…" Kadgaa mumbled, getting quieter as his sentence went on; all the naughty things he said made Cosmo's eyes widen and turn a bright pink.

"Well… Anybody else? Are we absolutely sure that we can't find Xanna?" Akazil asked, turning his head to the others.

"We checked every single room we came across in five hallways." Gishezpak reported. "And we still did not find Miss Xanna."

"Yeah. And we checked all the bathrooms." Mokoki added.

"And I checked the dirty laundry and gave Mokoki a cavity search!" Makaza added, not looking uncomfortable or sheepish from reporting that at all.

"Why the hell did you do that?…" Akazil asked, raising his eyebrow again as he stared at his little brother; along with everyone else.

"Hey, who knows? He could've eaten her!" Makaza said, defending his case, throwing his arms in Mokoki's direction.

"Listen here, you little dumbass! That is not how I would e-" Mokoki got up to yell and glare at the Orc; who returned the favor; till he was interrupted.

"Anyone else?!" Akazil asked; really, really not wanting Mokoki to finish his sentence.

He looked over at Fëanáro; he saw that the Night Elf boy was twitching uncontrollably. It was obviously because of the all of the stuffed animals that he had to check; that, or he was twitching and saying the word "stuffing" for some other reason.

Akazil sighed. "There's gotta be someplace that we haven't checked! Anywhere! C'mon, people! Think!"

"Monkeys!" Some random voice said from nowhere; and then started to snore.

"What the hell?…" Everyone said, looking around to see where the voice had come from.

"Uh… Did any of you morons even bother to check the kitchen ?" Dethiam asked, pointing her paddleball in the direction of the kitchen they were in when they had been eating breakfast that morning; where Xanna had gone missing in the first place.

"I didn't…" Makaza mumbled.

"I thought he was gonna do it." Mokoki said, pointing randomly to his left.

"Stuffing!" Fëanáro twitched.

"I did check it!" Akazil said, walking toward the kitchen; he was going to make sure that Xanna wasn't there.

And she was; asleep.

"But I checked here! It was the first place I checked!"

"She's a Rogue, moron…" Dethiam stated, paddling her toy behind him.

Akazil stared at the sleeping Elf girl blankly; very dumbfounded. 'How did I forget about that?…' He thought, remembering that Xanna was a Rogue; and that Rogues use stealth.

"Huwaaaaa…" Xanna yawned, rubbing her right eye with her right hand as she tried to wake up; when she was starting to rub her other eye, her right ear twitched.

She sleepily rolled the upper half of her body over to see what had been making the breathing noise behind her.

"Morning, Akky." She smiled as sleepily as she yawned at her friend, rubbing her right eye a little more. "What time is it?" She asked.

Akazil smiled at the beautiful girl, then opened his mouth to answer her question; until he was interrupted.

"No! Bad, Mittens! Jerry isn't a chew toy!" Cosmo yelled, chasing after his pet lioness to make sure she didn't eat his new pet mouse.

'…I hate you.' Ixxy said, not being able to find any other words to use.

All Xanna did was smile sleepily and yawn, thinking about going back to sleep; even if it would just give her more nightmares.

Vwa la! Zee ond! Lol. So far, anyway.

Note: The whole Cosmo; a man, and he; also a man; thing was a reference to Family Guy. Lol. That was very amusing to me. XP

Another Note: Naraxis is going to try to play the hard-to-get one in his and Mittens' little love game.

Third Note: The investigator thing... I was bored as hell. Same with the cavity search.

Forth Note: Homer Simpson...

Fifth Note: Lol. Mittens now has to compete for Cosmo's love. XD

Sixth Note: Watson thing...bored...

Last Note: Lol. I'm glad this chapter came out with decent randomness. XP

Peace, y'all!