Chapter 10: Christmas Eve, Part IV
So FBI agents, Schreck and Weine, decided that the hotel bill is on them. Then, they drove Peter, Kate, Buzz, Jeff, and Heather safely back home to Kevin, while Kevin was cleaning up all the burglar traps. Kevin finished off his pizza supper afterwards. Suddenly, he heard a car coming in the driveway. Kevin walked out the front door, and found the FBI agents bring his family home.
"Mom? Dad?" Kevin said as he stood in front of his house.
As his parents came out of the FBI van, Kevin ran to them and gave them hugs.
"Merry Christmas, Kevin," said Peter, "I knew you were alive."
"I thought you were dead," said Kate.
"Dead?" asked Kevin, "What made you think I was dead?"
Kevin was unaware of the news about his fake death the whole time.
"We thought you died in that plane, which we were going to take to Paris," said Peter, "Then just this evening, we watched the news report about how you captured those fugitives."
"I see," said Kevin.
"You were such a brave boy," said Kate.
"Hey, Kevin," said Buzz, "At least, you didn't burn down the house."
"I've been fine the whole time, Buzz," said Kevin.
"So what else did you do while we were gone, besides capturing those bad guys?" asked Peter.
"Not much," answered Kevin, "Just been eating Christmas sweets, watching TV, playing Buzz's Xbox 360, and using the Internet."
"You didn't fuck with my save file in Halo 3, did you?" asked Buzz.
"No," answered Kevin, "I actually started my own new game."
"So is this all you done for the past couple of days?" asked Peter.
"I guess so," answered Kevin.
"Come on, everybody," said Peter, "Let's all get back in the house. We have a great Christmas Day coming up."
"Wait a minute," interrupted Kevin, "What happened to Megan, Linnie, Uncle Frank, Aunt Leslie, and those cousins?"
"I hate to say this, Kevin," said Peter, "But they all died."
"I really am sorry to hear that," said Kevin, "But at least, I'm not an orphan."
All the McCallisters went into the living room to watch TV. As a commercial came up after the ending of "Elf" with Will Ferrell, Buzz chose to leave the living room with his bags to go unpack in his bedroom. While Buzz was going up the stairs, the other McCallisters noticed a special report. It was about the bounty hunters, Harold and Ron, who have died in a paddy wagon accident, causing Marv and Harry to escape from custody. In other words, Marv and Harry were on the run to find somewhere to hide, where no law enforcement would find them.
"Oh no," said Jeff, "The bad guys that Kevin caught have escaped. So if a pizza man, a Santa Claus, and two bounty hunters have died, that puts me, Heather, mom, and dad out of the line of death. This all means that the last in line is-"
As Buzz entered his bedroom and noticed the mess Kevin made, Buzz interrupted Jeff.
"KEVIN!" yelled Buzz, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU-"
Suddenly, Marv and Harry's time bomb blew up Buzz's bedroom, getting Buzz killed in the explosion.
All the McCallisters ran up a few steps up the stairs, and noticed Buzz's dead body.
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Kate.
She cried on Peter's shoulder. Then, some police cars, fire trucks, and ambulances came over to the McCallisters' house. Suddenly, Old Man Marley, his children, and his granddaughter came to the McCallisters, who were standing in front of their house.
"Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen," Marley announced to the McCallisters, "Sorry to see the damage that nature has caused you guys and this house, but my daughter, my son-in-law, my granddaughter, and I were wondering if you would like to spend the night and Christmas Day at our house."
"Yes, we would really love that," answered Kate.
"My children make the best Christmas turkey," said Marley.
Old Man Marley and his family led the McCallisters to their house.
The next chapter will be about Christmas Day. Some workers may be coming over to fix the damage to the McCallisters' house, but what's the best or worst that could happen? Stay tuned for the next chapter of "Home Alone: The Final Destination."