I forgot to mention you get a point if you can find a reference in the story. There's more than one.

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Ranma Satome woke up with a hangover powerful enough to kill a kami was nothing but a minor headache to him, how was he supposed to know that the juice was spiked, then again it did make the festival a little more fun, but the hangover wouldn't be worth it. Ranma got up to look at his new apartment, which he never got a chance to look around due to being drunk from the spiked juices, the apartment had one room with a western bed, which Ranma is on at the moment, something that looked like a super famicom but at the same time it wasn't, the controller looked weird, and it has four controller port even weirder, a medium sized rectangular shaped thing on a stand with a note stuck to it Ranma got out to take a closer look and picked the note that said,

Hello Ranma if you've found this note it means you have reached your new apartment, YAY ^^. Now I know this will seem pointless (to you) but you will have to go under a completely different name.

NEW NAME = think of something other than Ranko, if you can't think of a different name I have prepared a file for you, it's your new identity, just look for a folder it's obvious. By the way the note is attached to a widescreen television LCD TV.

See you next year, Realm

Ranma dropped threw the note away not noticing the p.s. that said this; you will be sealed by my assistant when you drop this note.

As soon as the note touched the floor a blonde ten year old girl in a primary school uniform with cat ears and a complimentary cat tail appeared out of nowhere and she was holding a giant stamp that said one word in romaji; seal, her intent was obvious.

The job would've been done if wasn't for Ranmas sixth sense (a side effect from the neko-ken) kick in, causing him to jump toward the ceiling and yelled out one word, "CAAAAAAAT!"

The girl looked up at the terrified Ranma and asked a question that would've been cute considering the situation but in Ranmas perspective it was anything but, "What cat?" she even cocked her head to the side for added effect.

Ranma still terrified of the girls catlike appendages pointed at her and practically screamed, "THAT CAT!"

The girl however turned to look for a cat, not knowing he was referring her as the cat, looked around and even trying to call it out, "Kitty where are you? All I want to do is pet you."

Ranma realized one thing; there might be more than one cat in the room, because of that thought he started to hear the meowing cats which caused him to panic and screamed, "THEY'RE IN THE WALLS!"

Ranma let go of the ceiling and fell safely on the bed, in fetal position muttering to himself to find a happy place as the cat girl ripped his shirt off and pressed the stamp on his back only to realize one thing; she forgot to bring the ink for the stamp.

All of the sudden she heard something that would've terrified anyone who knew Ranma, growling.

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I found myself asking this all of the time; why the hell am I still bumping into other people's business one moment I'm trying to write fan fiction, the next moment I end up holding off a possibly insane martial artist then again I would be bored just watching the entire thing, but no I had to follow my instincts and look where it got me I'm cursed to travel through time and dimensions, I'm being chased by my own clones out for my blood, a crazy mute brunette who blames me for her parents death, her older brother want my head in his trophy case, and my daughter is friends with that guy, and that's not even half of the things I fucked up in the world, long story short my life makes Ranmas problems look like a sweet delicious fresh out the oven angel food cake baked to perfection, compare that to a cake made from the crap of the seven continents.

Yes it's that bad but hey Akanes moment of insanity would be justified due to the insanity of Nermia, if it was anyone else they would've committed suicide (or end up like the Kuno family) in reality Akane was stronger than the normal human, mentally of course.

Enough of my monologue I'll tell what happened to Akane; I'll warn you I will end up being seen as a pervert by Akane when she snaps out of it, but I have no choice from the looks of it. I just hope the Mallet-Sama isn't as bad as people stated in fan fiction.

She started to charge toward me in high speeds ready to use Kasumis head as a blunt weapon it's the worst way to treat someone after death especially Kasumi Tendo. I charged toward Akane; my left hand in position to grope her left breast while my right was ready to save Kasumis head in case she dropped it strangely enough Akane did that, unfortunately for me I fumbled at the last moment causing me to jump toward the floor and catch the head at the last second. Did I mention that I landed face first on the floor?

I lost my dignity but I saved Kasumis head from getting on the pavement, then Akane must have stomped on my back let me tell you this it hurts like hell, at least she isn't wearing any heels. I quickly scrambled out of the way in panic and turned to the next corner on the right at that moment, I heard a voice, "Help me!"

Crap it's time to be a messenger. "Ok Miss. Tendo what's your message?"

"Huh? You can hear me?" obviously she never met someone like me before then again she never died before either.

"I'm a little busy right now so can you hurry." I think she's getting closer.

"Please tell Akane that I forgive her." That's easy considering the fact that she's snapped.

"Also, tell her that Ranma's alive" so I did a double take on that part. "Wait, what?"

"I said tell Akane that Ranma's alive." Yep I heard that correctly

"Good luck you are going to need it." Before I knew it Kasumi Tendo went to the afterlife with a smile.

I almost forgot about my situation, until I felt Akanes arm around my neck. Great she's going to knock me out; I hope Ranma isn't having any issues right now.

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Note: the sad part is that the author is wrong.