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Ranma woke up wondering how the hell he got covered in scars. He shuddered without knowing why, (it was the neko-ken meowing in fear) when he heard a child's voice "So Mrs. Nyan why do you travel the galaxy?"

Ranma didn't understand who the girl was talking to due to the makeshift wall that was place in the middle of the room, but he did hear a series of nyans that made him shudder, don't worry people he didn't snap he just started to cry silently, of course his stomach overpowered his fear since he started to smell something, it was a pastry.

Ranma followed his instinct by getting out of bed, ignoring the cat girl to get to his destination, a pop-tart. The pastry didn't have a chance at it tried to blast off via rainbow farts, there was no need to say that Ranma Satomes body reacted badly having eaten a cat with a pop-tart for a body. The cat girl was in shock when Ranma stated the obvious, "I just ate a pop-tart so what?"

The cat girl was going tell him that he ate one of the greatest mysteries of the universe, them she gave up in favor of wondering why Ranmas hair started to change colors in a very erratic fashion until it settled down on red, Ranma will not be happy if he can see his hair color at the moment.

The cat girl decided to comment on his behavior, "You are just like your father."

Ranma flinched at that and responded with; "Who the hell are you to say that!"

The girl took his hand, shook it in a childish manner and said, "I'm Jenny; master of the neko-ken, your pimp, and anime fan." There was no need to say she said that as if she was talking about the weather.

Ranmas innocence got the better of him when he asked the most idiotic question in the world; "What's a pimp?"

Cue the face fault, please note while Genma is a bad parent he was smart enough to know that Ranma shouldn't enter the red light district for the usual worry that most parents fear, a traumatized child (that worry was in vain for the neko-ken already traumatized Ranma to the point of near insanity.)

"So if both of you kids are done playing maybe it's time to get down to business. Also get this damn wall out of the way or else there will be massive property damage!" both occupants of the room turned to look at the recently arrived third to see a badly beaten up and bruised Realm, and he looked irritated.

Ranma pointed out the obvious again, "What the hell happened to you?"

Realm looked at Ranma with a jaded look and told him this, "Mallet-Chan happened that's what."

Ranma gave Realm a surprised look "Mallet-Chan? What's that supposed to mean and weren't you supposed to come back next year?"

Realm still looking at Ranma ignored his questions and proceeded to pull a kitten out of thin air (with love) and had it face Ranma with the most adorable expression on its face, it's needless to say Ranma jumped toward the ceiling (déjà vu) in a futile effort to hide from the demon.

Jenny was getting up to her feet when Realm decided to make an announcement; "Jenny you are going to retrain Ren Kobayashi in the neko-ken." Jenny quickly perked up at that statement, along with a sadistic smile, "Can I go all out on him? Please pretty please?"

Realm considered the option and decided what to do in 0.001 seconds.

"No, I wouldn't want Jesus to chase me in an attempt 'purify' my soul." With that Realm left the room heading toward the manager passing him a stack of yen.

"Here's the pay for the first month the rest will be made by the current tenant of the apartment, by the way do you know where the Juntendo university hospital is located?"

The manager decided to be a lazy ass and passed him a map that detailed the local area. Realm thought out the best course of action as he chose a direction he believed to be toward the hospital, the thought that went through his mind went along like this; "I really wish Google maps existed in 1994."

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That was really hard to write and I hope that you will review this please your opinion matters.