Sorry for not posting at all last week. I got back into Warcraft and reading comics...
"Just put it right here." The advisor said, telling the guards where to put Xanna's dead body.
"I'm still getting paid for bringing in the body, right?" Moe asked, following the guards into the room; much to their annoyance.
"Moe, shut up about getting paid!" Ivette; also following; yelled at her friend, then turned to the advisor. "And this isn't right!" She said. "She deserves a proper burial and you know it!"
"It does not deserve anything!" The advisor retorted. "It was nothing but a stupid, worthless waste of life."
"I'm still getting paid, right?" Moe asked again.
"If the king was an adult, I would have him throw you into a dungeon!" Ivette told the advisor, ignoring her stupid friend asking about if he was going to be paid or not.
"Yes, but he is not. He is just an insignificant little child. Which makes me king since I am his advisor." The old man told Ivette. "And I donot respond well to threats!"
Ivette backed away slightly, but still glared up at him. "King's advisor or not! This isn't over!" She said. "This isn't right and I'm going to put a stop to it!"
The advisor rolled his eyes, smirking and chuckling as he folded his arms over his chest. "Yes. You do that." He said, starting to walk to the exit of the room. "I am going to get a frost mage to have the corpse preserved now." He said, walking with his hands behind his back. "I would have you tossed into a dungeon if I didn't pity you so much." He said, stopping and turning back to smirk and chuckle at Ivette again. "Thinking you can actually stop me from burning the body. Ha!" The advisor said, tossing his head back and laughing.
"Even if you could, why would you want to? It's a halfling! Proof that someone of the Alliance dared to share themselves with someone of the filthy Horde!" The advisor said, sternly looking at Ivette; who only glared at him.
"The Horde are nothing but savages, cheats and liars. They are only out for themselves. They can barely even trust each other!" He said. "What makes you think that halfling would be any different?" He said, finally finishing his rant, turning around and leaving with the two guards following him.
Ivette lightly stomped her right hoof and flicked her tail in irritation, huffing and turning back to Xanna's body. "I don't care if I get tossed into a dungeon." She told the body, reaching a hand up to touch Xanna's cold ones. "I'm going to get you out of here. It just isn't right to have you here."
"So…I'm getting paid, right?" Moe asked again, walking over and standing next to his friend. Asking it once again finally earned him a good punch in the face. "Ow!" He screamed, falling backwards, landing hard on his ass on the ground.
After just a few minutes, the advisor came back with his two guards and a frost mage. "Just this way, Mister Gnomenmire." He said to the gnome, walking into the room where Xanna's body was.
When he opened the door, he saw that Ivette and Moe were stuck in the room because they were surrounded by the room's security lasers. He rolled his eyes, sighing and pressing the off button just to his left.
As the two teens dropped to the ground, the gnome man stared at the body he was meant to preserve, his eyes widening in shock and his brow starting to sweat with nervousness.
"Guards, escort these two out." The advisor said as Ivette and Moe were about to get up. He shook his head at Ivette as the guards escorted them out. "Tisk tisk." He said. "Risking your life for a halfling. A dead halfling."
The first guard walked out with Moe and the second was walking out with Ivette. She was walking a bit reluctantly, but with him, nevertheless, too busy glaring at the advisor to notice Mister Gnomenmire nervously fidgeting with his hands at the doorway.
"Now, Mister Gnomenmire,-" The advisor was saying as the other four left, turning back to Xanna's body. "-if you would." He said, addressing it with his right hand.
"Oh, um…y-yes." Henry stammered, slowly walking up to the wooden alter Xanna's body had been laid down upon. He fidgeted with his hands some more as he stared worriedly at the body, getting more nervous by each passing second. "Th-this is the body you want me to preserve?"
"No, I want you preserve the other body in the room." The advisor said sarcastically. "Yes, this is the body I want you to preserve!" He shouted, not caring about how he made Henry flinch.
"Al-alright, then." Henry said, snapping his fingers as he tried to put on his professional face. "One corpse popsicle coming up." He said, lifting up his hands and wiggling his fingers, hesitating a bit before casting a frost spell.
"Well? What are you waiting for?" The advisor said irritably, growing impatient with all of this "nonsense" going on around him. 'I need a vacation…' He thought.
"Oh! Uh, y-yes! Sorry." Henry said, jumping from being startled and pulling his hands back down in front of himself. "I was just thinking about which end to freeze first. The feet or the head?"
"Why does that matter?"
"Well, if she turns into an undead, she may try to kill us. So I thought "Should I preserve the feet first so she is unable to move? Or the head so she cannot control her body?"" Henry lied to cover his hesitation. "But I believe there is a third option. I could freeze-"
"Just freeze it, already!" The advisor yelled, making Henry jump again. "Y-yes, sir!" He said, shakily raising his hands back up. He gulped as he looked at Xanna's body. 'I must do what I have to do…' He thought, about to freeze Xanna's body.
Before he could, something strange began to happen to Xanna's body. It began to slowly disappear. Like it was dissolving and turning into ash, starting from her cheeks and slowly spreading to the rest of her.
"What the bloody hell is going on? !" The advisor shouted, taking a few steps back with Henry. "What did you do? !"
"I didn't do anything!" Henry said, staring as Xanna's flesh turned to ashes, leaving the skeleton and floating around in a circle above the alter. "I think we have angered the spirit!" He said, taking another step back.
The ashes swirled around then began to form something on the alter, working their way up to make whatever it was.
After being formed, Xanna popped her neck. "Oh, man, that feels sooo much better." She said, stretching out her arms and back.
"You're an idiot…" Came a familiar voice to Xanna's right. She slowly turned her head and saw a night elf girl with light purple skin, light purple hair and; the most noticing of all of her features; light green eyes.
"Ixxy?…" Xanna said, staring at her voice standing next to her. Ixxy quirked an eyebrow and then looked around to see her surroundings. It was a room. Not the black hole known as Xanna's brain, but a room. Her eyes widened, then she looked down at herself, seeing that she was finally real and had her own body.
"…Yes!" She said. "After years of torture, I have my own body!" She cheered, not noticing Xanna spotting the other two people in the room. "Uh…Ixxy?" Xanna said, tapping her twin's shoulder.
"What?" Ixxy snarled, not liking Xanna trying to ruin the happy moment she had been waiting for for a long time. When Xanna pointed at the two people at the room, she was alright with it. "Ah…" She said, looking at the two. "…I suggest we run."
"Good idea!" Xanna said with a smile, then hopped off the wooden alter with Ixxy.
"Whoa!" The advisor said, holding up a hand at them. "You two are not going anywhere!" He yelled.
"Says who?" Ixxy said in her usual tone, giving one of her looks to the man.
"Says me! I am the king's advisor! And while you are in this city, you must listen to me!" He said. "And you two are halflings! You are not allowed to go anywhere! I shall have you tossed into a dragon filled dungeon and eaten!"
Ixxy and Xanna both had their arms folded over their chests, looking at each other through the corners of their eyes. Then they both looked back at the advisor.
"Mister Gnomenmire, if you would be so kind." Xanna said.
"Rightyo, my dear!" Henry said gladly, snapping his fingers and then freezing the advisor from his feet to his head. "Guards! Guards!" He yelled before he was completely frozen.
"Thanks." Xanna told Henry. "It was no trouble at all." He replied.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Ixxy said. "Now let's get the hell outa here!"
Xanna, Ixxy and Henry were all running down the hallway of the building they were in; Henry not touching the ground because Xanna had grabbed him.
"Running, running, running!" She said as she ran, then bumped into a draenei girl and human boy. "Ow…" She and Henry said.
"Idiots…" Ixxy said, staring blankly at them.
The draenei girl gasped at the two halflings. "You speak our language…" She said, gasping again when she got a better look at Xanna. "And you're the one I found dead! How are you alive now? !" She exclaimed as everyone got back up onto their feet.
"Um…I eat my vegetables?" Xanna said sheepishly. "No you don't!" Ixxy said. "Yeah, but she doesn't know that…" Xanna mumbled back to her sister; who face palmed herself. "Idiot…"
"Wait? That's the halfling we found out in Westfall?" The human boy asked his friend. She nodded. "Whoa, this is some weird, freaky vodoo shit goin' on here, Iv." He said, backing away. "I'm gettin' the hell outa here!" He said, turning around and running for his life. "And I still wanna get paid!"
The other four stared blankly at him as he ran off and out of their sights.
"…He's not comin' back, is he?" Xanna asked the draenei girl. She quickly replied with a headshake. "No."
"Who cares!" Ixxy said, throwing her arms in the air. "Let's just get the hell outa here!"
"I concur!" Henry said, throwing his right arm in the air and pointing his index finger. Xanna and the draenei girl nodded, about to run down the hallway when two guards showed up. "Halt!" They said, holding their spears and shields at their sides as they ran up to the four.
Both of the guards jumped in the air to tackle them. The draenei girl and Henry dodged the one headed for them easily; Henry not having to move at all from being a gnome.
Instead of tackling his intended target, the guard flew over her and the gnome and tackled Xanna instead.
As he did that, Ixxy jumped high enough into the air and landed on the other guard's back, bringing him down to the ground.
"Date rape! Date rape!" Xanna shouted, being pinned down by the first guard. "Wh-what? !" He exclaimed, getting up to sit on his knees, then being knocked out by a frying pan to the back of the head.
Xanna propped herself up on her elbows, looking up at Ixxy. She was holding a frying pan. A frying pan that came out of nowhere.
"Ixxy…you pulled something out of nowhere… I'm so proud!" Xanna said with a big grin. Ixxy rolled her eyes and tossed the frying pan aside. "Shut up and let's go! There's probably more comin'!" She said, roughly pulling Xanna back onto her feet.
"Right! Let's go!" Xanna said, grabbing Henry and the draenei girl's hands and then running off down the hallway. "I'm, Xanna, by the way." She told the girl.
"Uh…Ivette." Ivette awkwardly answered.
Kadgaa mumbled and grumbled to himself as he walked to Stormwind's city hall. "She's been gone for two freakin' years!" He grumbled. "What the hell is she doing here now?" He went on, not seeing that Naraxis was having a hard time keeping pace with his master. "Stupid blood elf must've dumped her or something. Pfft. That's what she gets!"
"Ruuunniiing!" Kadgaa heard in the distance. It was slowly getting closer. He looked up and saw a mixture of a pink, purple, light and dark blue blur figure running towards him, then quickly past him; making him and his pet spin around in a circle. "What the hell? !" He said, trying to focus his eyes on the figure. His eyes widened a little bit when he saw his sister, then he quickly ran after her and whoever else was with her.
"Ivette!" Kadgaa shouted as he ran after his sister. "Ivette!"
"Hmm?" Xanna said, quirking an eyebrow, then halting and turning around. She; for some reason; smiled when she saw the racist draenei. "Hi, Kad!" She greeted, letting go of Ivette's hand to wave at him. "How ya doin'?"
Kadgaa's eyes widened in shock again as he slid to a halt. "Xa-… Xanna? !" He exclaimed as he stared at the girl. "But you're dead!"
"I am not!" Xanna said, putting her hands on her hips. "Could a dead person do this?" She asked, inhaling deeply and then letting it out, smiling. "Ah…"
"Probably not…" Kadgaa mumbled in response.
"Who gives a damn!" Ixxy yelled. "We gotta get the hell outa here! 'Cause in case you haven't noticed…" She went on, taking a deep breath. "WE-ARE STILL-BEING CHASED-BY GUARDS!" She yelled into Xanna's ear. The irritated girl picked at her injured ear with her pinky. "No need to shout…" She mumbled, giving Ixxy a blank sideways stare. She returned it with an eye twitch.
Kadgaa stared at the two with a questioning look, not seeing his sister, Henry and Naraxis' eyes all widening when they spotted a small group of townsfolk looking in their direction.
"Uh…" Ivette said, still staring at the people.
"You are such an idiot!" Ixxy yelled at her sister.
"Um…" Henry said, fidgeting with his hands as he also continued to stare at the people.
"And you're an anus monkey!" Xanna yelled back.
"Uh…" Naraxis said, staring at the group with only half of his eyes. He used the other half to stare at the two halflings.
"A what?…"
"It's an animal."
"No… It's not."
Ivette sighed, finally getting the courage to tap on Xanna's shoulder. Xanna turned and raised an eyebrow at her, then turned around to the direction Ivette was pointing at, seeing a group of townsfolk. "Yuh-oh…" She said as she stared.
"It's a Horde!" Someone shouted.
"Get 'her!" The manly sounding little girl said, randomly pulling out a pitchfork.
"Yeah!" Everyone else shouted, also randomly pulling out pitchforks and torches. "DEATH TO THE HORDE!" They shouted and began to march toward Xanna.
"Shit…" Xanna said, giving a blank expression to the angry mob, then quickly straightening herself up and putting her left hand on her hip. "I mean, honestly!" She said. "Does this have to happen everytime they see a freakin' Horde? !"
"We also do it when we see Big Foot." A random person in the background on Xanna's left said, quickly walking off after saying so.
Xanna raised an eyebrow at the man, then quickly shook her head. "Okaaay… I say that we come up with a plan." She said, clasping her hands together. "Who's got one?"
"Yeah. "Come up with a plan"." Ixxy said, folding her arms over her chest. "'Cause running away makes absolutely no sense." She said sarcastically, rolling her eyes away from her stupid sister.
"Hmm… We could give it a try!" Xanna grinned, snickering when Ixxy face palmed herself. "I hate you…" She heard her grumble.
"Um… I believe we should start running down, young ones!" Henry said, tugging on Xanna's pant leg as he stared worriedly at the angry mob slowly marching toward them. It was a rather creepy looking sight.
"Right!" Xanna said, reaching into her bag, pulling something out and then throwing it on the ground, creating a huge cloud of smoke. "Ewahahahahahahaha!" She cackled like a mad woman as the smoke began to fade away, revealing that she was still there. "O-oh, wait…"
"You were suppose to run!" Ixxy shouted off from the side. She and the others were actually smart enough to run and hide.
"Oh…" Xanna said, lowering her arms.
Ixxy face palmed herself again, shaking her head. "Idiot…"
Xanna panted as she and the others quickly ran around a corner and hid from the angry mob in an alley. "Wh-which way was back to Fëan's house again?" She panted, turning her head to the right to look at Ixxy, seeing that she was dressed in the complete Defias set. "Where the hell did you get that? !"
"Deadmines."
"When? !"
"Just now."
"How? !"
"I have a whole life you don't know about…"
"But you've been outside for only a few minutes!"
"I stand by what I said."
Xanna just stared at Ixxy with her shocked expression; jaw dropped and eye twitching; trying to comprehend exactly when her own sister replaced her Xanna moments. Her twin sister. Her evil twin sister.
Ixxy ignored her and walked up to a trashcan that was on the other side of the alley. "C'mon." She said as she walked toward it.
Xanna shook her head to bring herself out of her shocked state. "What're you doing?" She asked as she walked over to Ixxy.
"I'm gonna get to Fëan's house." Ixxy said, then began to jump wall to wall to get onto one of the roofs.
"I guess me knowing the way wouldn't change the situation, would it?…" Kadgaa asked, looking up to Ixxy. "Running from roof to roof will be quicker because we won't have to worry about the mob." She replied. "Hmm…makes sense enough…for a…girl…" Kadgaa mumbled, walking to the other side of the alley. "Ow!" He said when Ixxy threw a pebble at him. "I heard that." She said, ignoring Kadgaa grumbling.
"Running on roofs should be fun!" Xanna said as she tried to climb up a wall. "We'll be like ninjas!"
"…Just shut the hell up and get up here." Ixxy told her as she continued to fail at climbing up the wall. Ixxy face palmed herself. "Jump from wall to wall, you idiot!"
"But I might fall…" Xanna said, sliding down the wall she was climbing on. As were Kadgaa, Ivette and Henry. However, Naraxis was able to get onto the roof without a problem.
Ixxy held her face in her left hand, shaking her head and sighing. She then quickly stood up, took a couple steps back, ran and hopped onto the other roof. After that, she sat on the edge of it and leaned backwards, holding onto the edge tightly with her legs to be a ladder for the rest of the small group. "Alright, stand on the trash can and climb up." She said.
Everyone did as Ixxy instructed; Xanna going first. Ixxy was fine with it at first, but being hit in the face by draenei tails was a little bit irritating. And Henry had to jump to be able to reach her hands. She exhaled her frustration and pulled herself up when everyone else was on the roof.
"You know, that probably would've been easier if Naraxis has just made a ladder for us out of his web." Xanna said, looking down at the spider. The spider king looked back up with big, sad puppy dog eyes. "Oh, don't you give me that look!" Xanna told him.
The look got worse.
Xanna sighed. "Oh, fine." She said. "Here's a child." She said, pulling a little boy out of nowhere. "Enjoy." She said, dropping the little boy in front of Naraxis. The spider king smiled with delight, pulling out a fork, knife and bib out of nowhere.
Kadgaa, Ivette and Henry's eyes all widened in shock and horror as they watched the poor child be devoured by the spider king. It was a horrifying sight.
"Alright, let's stop wasting time." Ixxy said, dusting off her hands. "I see Fëan's house from here." She said. "It's just that way." She said, pointing it out. It seemed to stick out like a sore thumb because it was such a big mansion.
"But that's, like, a mile walk!" Xanna said. Ixxy rolled her eyes at her. "It's only about fifteen blocks away from here, you damn idiot."
"That's still a long way away!" Xanna said. Ixxy rolled her eyes again and then jumped to the other roof. "C'mon. Unless you wanna get caught by the mob." She said, turning around and jumping to another roof.
The other four looked back and forth from Ixxy and each other.
And Naraxis was passed out with a full belly.
"You know? Rooftop jumping is pretty fun!" Xanna said as she and the others ran after Ixxy, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. "I could do this all-" She was saying when she accidentally fell off the roof she had been running on, landing safely in a dumpster. "Ow…" She said, squirming to get out.
"You're suppose to watch where you're running, you idiot!" Ixxy yelled down to her as she and the others looked down to her from the roofs they were on.
"Yeah, I'm fine! Thanks for asking!" Xanna yelled back up to her, tossing an old banana peel off her head, then climbing out of the dumpster.
"Just shut up and get back up here!" Ixxy shouted, throwing a rock at her head. "Ow! That hurt!" Xanna shouted back, rubbing her head. "What'd ya tryin' to do? ! Give me brain damage? !"
"Like there's actually a brain to damage…"
"There is, damnit!"
"Hey! I think I would know if there was or not! I mean, who's the one who was trapped in there for fifteen freakin' years!"
"Shut up!" Xanna yelled, throwing the rock back at Ixxy. And missing horribly.
"…Just get back up here."
"Yeah, yeah!" Xanna said, trying to climb onto the dumpster to get on the roof. She wasn't able to get a good grip and kept falling. "Ugh…" She grumbled. "You guys just go on without me. I'll catch up." She said, looking up at the others.
Ixxy rolled her eyes and hopped back to the other roof. "You guys keep goin'. We'll catch up." She told the other three.
"Fine by me." Kadgaa said, running to the other roof with his pet, followed by Henry.
"No way!" Ivette said. "I'm not gonna ditch you two!"
Kadgaa snorted, rolling his eyes and folding his arms over his chest. "She'll ditch her family, but she won't ditch anyone else." He mumbled under his breath, true bitterness in his words.
"Look,-" Ixxy was saying to Ivette. "-it's great that you don't wanna leave us behind and all that crap, but…just go." She said in her usual tone, using both of her hands to direct to the next roof. Ivette folded her arms over her chest, not moving. Ixxy sighed and rolled her eyes. "Okay, wanna help?" She asked, receiving a nod. "Turn around."
"What?"
"Turn-around." Ixxy repeated. Ivette was a bit unsure of why she needed to do so, but turned around, nevertheless.
After that, Ixxy kicked her hard enough in the butt to make her fly about three roofs over.
"OW!" Ivette yelled from the roof she was on.
Kadgaa smirked and chuckled. "I think I'm starting to like this girl…" He said to himself. Even Henry and Naraxis found it funny.
"Quit snickering and get the hell outa here!" Ixxy yelled at the three before hopping down to Xanna. They quickly ran off after that, dragging Ivette along with them. She protested, but was still forced to leave Xanna and Ixxy behind.
As they ran, Ixxy tried to help Xanna onto the dumpster. "Damn, your ass is big." Ixxy said as she tried to shove Xanna up.
"Shut up! Your ass is bigger!"
"Pfft. You wish."
"It is! And I'm sure the angry mob staring at us would angry!"
"The…mob…?" Ixxy said, her eyes opened widely. She slowly turned her head to the left and saw that the angry mob had come across them. They were all just standing there, watching them. A few were tapping their feet as if they were waiting for something.
"…Shit." Ixxy said, finally getting Xanna onto the dumpster.
"So, do you guys think my butt is bigger or hers?" Xanna asked, turning around to show off her butt to the crowd.
Xanna and Ixxy were tied to a post together, the whole town surrounding them and the advisor standing next to them with a torch in his hand.
"Any last request, halflings?" He asked, smirking at them.
Ixxy rolled her eyes. "I would've liked to see Winterspring…" She mumbled.
"Too bad." The advisor said, about to set fire to the two.
"Wait! I have a last request!" Xanna said, trying to stall in being killed.
"If it involves traveling, then no."
"No! It doesn't!" Xanna said, squirming around beneath the rope tied around her. "I-! I wanna dance!" She blurted out, receiving many quirked eyebrows.
"Dancing…" The advisor and Ixxy said simultaneously. "We're about to die…" Ixxy went on. "…and you wanna dance… I hate you so much…"
"So, can I dance?" Xanna asked eagerly, ignoring Ixxy. "Pleeease?"
The advisor sighed. "Alright." He said. "Untie them and let them have their little dance." He said, turning away and letting two guards walk by him to untie Xanna and Ixxy, rolling his eyes after finishing his sentence.
"Fans, please!" Xanna said, snapping her fingers. She and Ixxy were handed two giant pink feathery fans each after saying so. "Lights, please!" She said, then; even though they were outside in the daylight; the lights dimmed and a spotlight was on her and Ixxy. "Music, please!" She shouted out the last thing she needed, hearing beautiful, soothing music after saying so.
When the music began to play, she and Ixxy began to dance, hypnotizing some of the crowd with their moves. Xanna seemed to appear as the more beautiful one with her hair glistening and her dark yellow eyes twinkling. Some of the boys even swooned over her.
Ixxy was the more graceful one, dancing and moving perfectly with the beat of the music with her eyes shut, ignoring sounds of people taking pictures and exclaiming in awe.
"Alright!" Xanna said, her and Ixxy pausing in their dancing. "Kick up the beat!" She yelled, her and Ixxy tossing aside their giant fans and then dancing to a more pump beat of music.
As they danced, lights began to flash; even though they were still outside in the middle of the afternoon. In addition, the new song that was playing was more of a sexual song, so Xanna and Ixxy kept getting really close to each other as they danced.
A lot of the men and boys passed out from severe nosebleeds. And many of the mothers in the crowd had to cover the eyes of their children, thinking that they were just a tad too young to see such a sight.
Then Xanna and Ixxy began to pull a couple of people out on the "dance floor" with them, dancing close to them and touching them very much. Soon, everyone was lured out and dancing.
As everyone danced, Xanna and Ixxy; still dancing; slowly made their way to the back. "Run?" Ixxy asked. "Run." Xanna answered. Then the two of them quickly turned around and ran off as everyone was distracted by dancing with each other.
"Alright! Enough with this nonsense!" The advisor shouted, the music stopping and the lighting going back to normal. "Bring the two halflings back to the post!" He shouted, then realized that there were no halflings to capture.
He was a tad pissed after that.
Xanna and Ixxy ran quickly into Fëanáro's house, slamming the door shut and leaning up against it, not wondering or questioning how they were able to open the door when it was locked.
Xanna was inhaling and exhaling so much, her chest reached the roof. Taking a few shots off an inhaler helped her catch her breath and breathe properly.
"Since when did you become asthmatic?" Ixxy panted, raising an eyebrow at Xanna. "Since just now when I pulled this inhaler out of nowhere." Xanna answered, showing the inhaler, then putting it away.
Xanna continued to pant a little bit, slowly coming to a stop as she looked around the first living room of Fëanáro's house. "Wow…" She said, taking a few steps forward. "I've been gone for so long and nothing's changed…"
"Long? !" Ixxy shouted. "You were gone for, like, a day!"
"That's still, like, twenty years!"
"Each day might feel like twenty years when you hang out with idiots, but it's still only a day…"
"You know, I've always wanted to do this…" Xanna said, ignoring Ixxy. She then took a deep breath. "Oh, Lucy! I'm hoooome!" She shouted.
No one answered.
"Hmm… Not quite how I thought it'd go…"
Ixxy rolled her eyes and smacked the back of Xanna's head. "C'mon, idiot. They're probably all in their rooms, sobbing about how much they miss you." She said as she walked off into the hallway, sticking her tongue out after saying so.
"Yeah! Maybe they're in the arcade room!" Xanna exclaimed, running down the hallway to go find the arcade room. Ixxy rolled her eyes and ran after her. "Don't run in the house, you idiot!" She shouted, watching Xanna run into a vase and break right after saying it.
"Oops…"
"I'm telling the truth!" Kadgaa shouted at Mokoki and Makaza as they played Halo. "She's alive and being chase by the city outside!" He continued to yell, throwing his arms to his right.
"Yeah. Coming from the racist draenei son of a bitch who keeps calling us "filthy Horde"." Makaza said, shooting and killing Mokoki.
"He speaks the truth, my boy!" Henry said, trying to back Kadgaa up. "You friend is in dire danger!"
"She and that other girl could be captured and killed!" Ivette added.
Makaza paused the Halo game, stood up and turned around to face the three of them. "Look,-" He said, pointing at them. "-I don't care what you say-" He said, pointing to Kadgaa. "-because you're a racist. And I don't care about what you say-" He said, pointing to Henry. "-because you had a mental breakdown recently, so it's a little hard for me to tell if I can trust you. And I don't care about what you say-" He was finishing, pointing to Ivette. "-because I don't know you, so I don't trust you. Even if you are hot!" He said, turning around and sitting back on the couch and continuing his Halo game with Mokoki.
"I AM A BANANA!" Came a voice from outside of the arcade room. Said voice busted through the door and then slid across the room, bumping into the wall, sliding down it. Upside down. "See? Totally a banana!" Xanna told Ixxy as she walked into the room.
Makaza and Mokoki dropped their controllers and their jaws, gaping at Xanna in shock.
"X-… Xanna? !" Makaza shouted. "Hotness? !" Mokoki shouted.
"Hiii." Xanna said, sitting up and waving at the two, a big grin spreading widely across her face.
"But…you're dead!" Makaza said, pointing to Xanna. "We saw your body!"
"Welllll…" Xanna said, getting up and walking toward the young orc boy. "I is alive." She said, grabbing Makaza and Mokoki's hands and making them touch her arms. They were squishy and fleshy. "And could a dead person do this?" She asked, taking in a deep breath of air, then exhaling it. "Ah, air."
"Probably not…" The two teens said, then smiled widely. "Xanna!" They exclaimed, both tackling her and hugging her tightly, making her turn purple. "Air! Air!" She shouted.
"You're right!" Makaza said, stopping his hugging with Xanna and holding her by the shoulders. As did Mokoki. "We gotta tell the others!" The tauren teen said.
"Guuuuuuuys!" The two shouted as they ran out of the arcade room with Xanna.
"Yeah, sure. Just completely ignore the rest of us…" Ixxy grumbled as she and the others followed them.
"Oh, don't be sad, Fëan." Margret said, rubbing Fëanáro's knee. She, Sophie, Sonya, Melanie, Heather, Daphne and Kathy were all sitting at some part next to him on his bed, trying to comfort him. Sophie had called Sonya and told her the news, so she quickly ran over to tend to her friend.
Fëanáro only sighed sadly, staring the pillow Sonya's knee was on. He was almost as upset as Cosmo about the whole Xanna ordeal. He was recently in love with the girl, after all. Yes, those feelings stopped once he found out they were cousins, but he still did care strongly for her.
"I'm positive she's in a better place, Fëan." Sonya said, smiling down at him as she gently rubbed his head with her right hand.
"Yeah! Right now, I bet she's skipping across clouds!" Daphne said with a big smile. "And drinking the best broccoli juice there is!" Kathy added.
"And listening to the finest music!" Heather exclaimed.
"Or just being stupid…" Melanie mumbled under her breath, receiving a glare from Sophie. She only shrugged, hop off her brother's bed and headed for the door. When she opened it, she saw Makaza and Mokoki run by, carrying Xanna.
"Hi, guys!" Xanna quickly shouted as the two boys ran past the room with her.
"Xanna?" Fëanáro said, turning around and sitting up, seeing a night elf girl, a draenei girl, Mister Gnomenmire, Naraxis and Kadgaa run by. Kadgaa quickly ran back and stood at the doorway for a second. "Xanna's alive!" He panted, then quickly ran off again.
Fëanáro's eyes widened, then he hopped off his bed, ran for the door and jumped over his little sister, then ran after the group. "Xanna!" He shouted.
Sophie, Sonya and the four little night elf girls all ran after him, wanting to see Xanna as well.
Margret stalked behind them, grumbling about how Xanna was trying to take her Fëan away.
"Focus." Azlirac told Cosmo, blocking each attempted strike Cosmo made at him. After calming him down, he decided to train him some combat moves, wanting to help him take out his frustration on something useful that wouldn't cause harm to someone that didn't do anything wrong.
Cosmo was a little irritated with Azlirac. Mainly because he had decided to blindfold him. He took in a deep breath to calm himself down, then sent in Mittens and Jerry again, then leaped over them to get to Azlirac.
"Xanna's back!" Melanie, Heather, Daphne and Kathy all shouted at the training room door, making Cosmo lose his concentration and land on top of the night elf man. "What? !" He shouted, lifting up the left side of his blind fold.
"Xanna-" Daphne and Kathy said together. "-is-" Melanie and Heather said. "-back!" They all yelled together, then quickly ran off to go see Xanna.
Cosmo was in shock, but quickly got up and ran after them, his heart racing at the thought of Xanna being back.
Azlirac propped himself up on his arms, watching the young boy run off. He then looked to Mittens and Jerry. "You can go too." He told them, smiling when they smiled and ran off after their master.
"Hiii, guys!" Xanna greeted everyone that came into the living room they usually hung out in. "How goes it?"
"Perfectly fine." Gishezpak; who had come from the library; replied to the girl.
"Eh." Dethiam; who had come from only God knows where with her paddleball; answered.
"Xanna!" Heather, Daphne and Kathy shouted, just coming into the room. "My girls!" She yelled back, then was tackled to the ground by the three of them. All of them hugged her tightly and sobbed. "Don't do that again!" Heather shouted. "You scared us so much!" The other two cried.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Xanna chuckled, hugging them all tightly, then let her eyes wander to the doorway. She saw Melanie just standing there. "Well? Isn't my forth girl gonna greet me?"
Melanie reluctantly walked over to Xanna, staring at her and her smile, trying to fight back her tears. She then kicked Xanna in the shin. "OW! What was that for? !" Xanna yelled, rubbing her leg.
Melanie then jumped into her lamp and held her tight, starting to sob. "Don't leave us again." She muffled. "This is your home…"
Xanna felt a few strings tug at her heart. She smiled contently and hugged Melanie tightly. "I promise I won't leave." She said, pulling the girl back to look at her face, wiping away a few of her tears. "I'll never leave ever again."
"That includes not leaving me either!" Came the most girly sob Xanna had heard since she had come back to Fëanáro's house. She looked up and smiled when she saw a crying Cosmo standing at the door.
"Cosmo!" Xanna said, opening her arms widely to greet her big brother figure. "Xan Xan!" He said back, quickly running over to her and hugging her with the girls. Then Mittens and Jerry came over to join in on the love.
"I missed you so much, Xan Xan." Cosmo whispered. "I promise that I'll never leave you again." He added, then hid his face in her neck. She smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Same here, buddy." She whispered back.
"Alright, you guys. I finally came up with a plan to get Xanna's body." Akazil said, coming into the room; after looking for them in several other rooms; holding several blueprints.
"Alright, boss!" Xanna said, suddenly standing next to him, taking one of his blueprints and looking at it. "Mhm, mhm. Late at night, yes. When no one's awake, of course!" She said, looking at the piece of paper.
"Why did you draw lasers?…" Ixxy; having walked over; asked as she also looked at the paper. "Because all big time places have security lasers! Duh!" Xanna told her.
"They do, actually…" Ivette mumbled.
Akazil stared at Xanna, dropping his other blueprints. "X-Xanna?" He said, rubbing his eyes and looking at her, then he shook his head. "No, no. I'm dreaming. I must've fallen asleep while making the blueprints."
"Nopers." Xanna said, grabbing Akazil's hand and making him touch her arm like she had done with Makaza and Mokoki just a short while ago. "I'm alive!" She said. "And can a dead person do this?" She said, inhaling deeply again, then letting it out.
"Nope." Dethiam answered, paddling her toy.
"And what about this?" She went on, making her ears drum the air. "Or this!" She said, about to do something else when Ixxy stopped her. "Okay! I think he gets the point!"
Akazil continued to stare at the smiling Xanna in shock. "You're…alive… But…how? !"
"Yeah and who's the new chick?…" Makaza asked, eyeballing Ixxy. "Hi…" He purred at her, taking her right arm and making a kiss trail on it. "I'm, Makaza." He told her, his eyes twinkling with delight.
"Get the hell away from me, you rapist!" Ixxy shouted, bonking the boy on the head. Makaza stayed on the ground and looked up at her, smiling and sighing contently at her glare and scowl.
~I've been waiting~ ~For a girl like you~ ~To come into my life~
Ixxy hit Xanna in the arm. "Quit playing that music!" She yelled at her.
"Ow!" Xanna yelled, rubbing her arm. "Thank you very much; I now have a bruised arm!"
"Good!"
"But ya know what else I got?…" Xanna asked, completely getting off subject and no longer rubbing her arm. Ixxy stared blankly at her. "What?…"
"~I got the touch!~" Xanna began to sing, music starting to randomly play. "~I got the poooweeer!~"
"No!" Ixxy yelled, hitting Xanna again. "No sing the song from the old Transformers movie!"
"Okay, fine…" Xanna said, rubbing her arm again. "But do you know what I wish I had?"
"What could it possibly be?…" Ixxy asked irritably, staring blankly at Xanna again.
"~I wish I had~ ~Jessie's girl!~ ~I want, I want~ ~Jessie's girl!~ ~Where can I find a woman like that?~ ~Like~ ~Jessie's girl!~" Xanna began to sing again, dressed up like Rick Springfield. Then was hit. Again.
"Stop singing, damnit!"
"Ixxy, you know what you need to do?" Xanna asked, rubbing her arm again. Ixxy glared at her, her hair slowly starting to turn into fire. "What?" She growled through her gritted teeth.
"You need to…" Xanna was saying when music began to play again. "~Relax~ ~Don't do it~ ~When you wanna-~"
Ixxy hit Xanna a forth time. "That's it!" She yelled, pulling a chainsaw out of nowhere. "I'm finally gonna put you outa my misery!" She shouted, turning the chainsaw on.
"No! Not the CHAINSAW!" Xanna screamed in horror, then began to run around the room to get away from Ixxy.
"Xan Xan!" Cosmo squealed, then began to chase after the two. Along with the four young night elf girls. "Get away from her, you meanie!" They all shouted.
Everyone else in the room just stared. "So…this happens often?" Ivette asked.
"You have no idea…" Akazil answered.
"Ow! My foot!" Ixxy shouted.
C'mon! Everyone wants Jessie's girl! :P
Note: The "sexual" song Xanna and Ixxy were dancing to was I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. Lol. So...yeah... They were getting pretty close during their dancing. XP