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/ Year: 1990 Day: unknown Month: unknown

Damn it I almost died back there, I mean come on all I did was comment that young girls shouldn't fight in miniskirts it will attract pedophiles like; the guy in the tuxedo, what did he call himself? Tuxedo Kamen, which is a strange thing to call yourself when you don't want people to know who you are, then again who the hell am I to talk about stuff like that, he did give an idea, even if it wasn't directly.

I decided to look up to the sky to see my fortune, it's something I came up with myself; for example if the sky's clear it means that it's going to be a good day filled with optimism, now let's see, oh great it's cloudy and it's going to rain which means something bad is going to happen soon, sometimes I wished my bad luck would be passed on to someone else.

Fortunately (or not) a pigtailed girl with red hair passed by very quickly, before I could comprehend what happened a panda bear passed by, it looks like it's chasing the girl. Realization strikes, it seems I'm in Nermia, but to specific I'm in the universe of the Ranma ½ series with a bit of Sailor Moon mixed in. I'm hoping it's the manga universe because I'm going to enjoy watching the manga story line right in front of my eyes.

I sighed at the thought, yep today is a good time to be a reality manipulator. Of course two seconds later I almost got struck by lightning, time to run away from the Sailor Senshi again.

/ Year: 1994 Day: undocumented Month: undocumented

I have a feeling of déjà vu as I'm walking through the streets of Nermia (again) if you have noticed the scene of the 'battle' I had about a few hours ago against Akane was clean as if nothing happened there no yellow tape, no cops asking questions, and the strange fact would be is that no one even remembered hearing anything related to fighting, not counting the Nermia Wrecking Crew; they are definitely well remembered.

Hold on, I have to step to my left as a magical attack nearly struck me. I looked around and saw something that would scare the crap out of a youma.

Scantily clad magical girls, to be specific; the Sailor Senshi and it looks like they've gotten better too, but not by much, I hope.

Before Sailor Moon started doing one of her usual speeches about punishing me in the name of the moon I did the one thing that any dumbass should have done a long time ago; run as if Satan himself was chasing you.

In fact this isn't exactly the first time I ran away from the Senshi only God knows how long I have been running away from them and I'm not counting any encounters in 25th century, I swear I could almost feel as if the rabbits daughter (or worse Pluto) set me up because

One: They might think I'm a threat to the future; I'm not that threat because the world might have been worse in the 25th century than it is already and the only safe haven there is Crystal Tokyo.

Two: They were bored in this time period and needed a little excitement.

I practically begging it was the first option because if I was being chased by magical girls as a joke, let's just say the best thing that could happen to the Senshi would be a gender change and a high amount of chaos if one person said my actual name over a million times, but let's not go that direction.

Back what I was saying before was that I am running away from an entire team of magical girls, went in and out a few alleys in hopes of losing them but of course the chances of escaping the Sailor Senshi are the same as a snowball in hell.

I decided to take action very quickly for certain reasons (nasty wounds that might kill me via bleeding out) I pulled out a bottle full of a certain item that saved me more than once in life threatening situations; red potion. I drank down the red liquid very quickly; I'm already feeling the effects of the potion as it healed me, of course I'm running out of time I pulled out a second bottle filled with Jusenkyo water, and drank it.

I stopped immediately as a more painful sensation racked my body I slammed my fist on the ground to express the magnitude of the pain, I felt like I was on fire as my fist started making craters on the ground I was hitting it, then it just stopped.

GENDER SHIFT DETECTED RESIZING CLOTHING PLEASE STAY STILL WHILE YOUR CLOTHES AJUST, THANK YOU FOR USING DREAM CLOTH BROUGHT TO YOU BY DREAM CORP. MAKING DREAMS REALITY.

No matter how many times I hear that, it still creeps me out that there are clothes that actually resizes themselves automatically to the wearer's body size, shape, and gender. No I'm not going to explain how it works because; the best explanation I can get was something related to a system of Nano-bots that live within the clothes powered by the body heat of a human being.

Let's see if the Sailor Senshi catch me due to me using a magical item I'm screwed, plus when I'm in my female form my body endurance actually increases to the point of saying for example try running me over with a bullet train and I end up with minor bruising but, my resistance to magical attacks or anything similar will end up with me splattered in a messy way I don't even want to describe.

AJUSTMENT COMPLETE THANK YOU FOR USING DREAM CLOTH BY DREAM CORP. MAKING DREAMS REALITY.

I really wish they included a mute button so I wouldn't hear that damn thing announce itself every time it adjusts itself.

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