Okay, I liked to say yay. Because this is, like, the longest chapter I've made. About twenty-six and a half pages. Might be different for others because I use Times New Roman in size twelve.
I just couldn't stop writing!
Anywho; enjoy.
Oh, side note...I think I just might give up internet dating...
"I've got it!" Xanna exclaimed, putting down the bat. "I am a superhero!" She yelled, ripping off her clothes, leaving her in her underwear and left with many wide eyed stares. "Oops… Wrong outfit…" She said, ripping off her underwear and; somehow; her skin.
Now she was wearing a fake muscled up, yellow spandex suit, a long red cape and had the letters "BM" on her chest.
This made her friends stare at her more.
"I am…" Xanna was saying, placing her hands on her hips to pose heroically. "Banana Man!" She exclaimed, completely ignoring the fact that she was a girl. "Banana Man! Awaaay!" She yelled, running to the window and flying out of it.
Akazil quickly ran over to it, looking out to see if he could find his friend. "Xanna? !" He exclaimed, jumping when said girl snuck up behind him. "What?" She asked, rubbing the back of her orc boy stared at his friend, pointing at her and the window repeatedly as he stammered. "Wha-? ! Bu-! You-!… Uh? !""Well, after jumping out the window, I flew around the city, became a superhero, fell in love, got married, had a few kids. It was really nice, simple. Made me happy. But I later found out he was cheating. What's more, I found out the kids weren't even mine." Xanna was explaining, leaving out the part of her "children" being humans. She sighed before finishing. "Got my heart broken after that and gave up the whole superhero business."
"…You were gone for half a second!" Akazil yelled.
"I stand by what I said. Oh, and I also found out that Banana Man has a weakness." Xanna went on, having a flashback moment of how she found out.
-"Oh no! A cliff! Banana Man's one weakness!" Xanna shouted as she was running up to a cliff.-
"…If Banana Man can fly, how is a cliff his weakness?…" Ixxy asked, staring at Xanna blankly.
"I stand by what I said."
"That's it, I'm gettin' the chainsaw." Ixxy said, walking off to go find the chainsaw again.
"…What really happened?" Akazil asked Xanna when her evil friend left. "I got stuck in a tree. Duh!" The girl said, sticking her tongue out at her friend.
"So…Xanna…" Akazil was saying after everyone had settled down. Well, mostly settled down. "Uh…""What?" Xanna choked out, trapped by Ixxy because she had wrapped an arm around her neck and held a gun to her head.
"Um…how…?"Mokoki rolled his eyes. "Dude, what the hell happened? !" He blurted out, throwing up his hands a bit.
"Dude!""Define "the"…" Xanna said, in switched positions with Ixxy. "How the hell did this happen?…" The night elf looking halfling mumbled.
"What-happened? !" Mokoki asked again, holding a hand over Akazil's face to keep him at bay. "Why were you dead? Who killed you?" He questioned.
"Dude, were you vialatated? !" Makaza exclaimed, grabbing Xanna and shaking her. "Who touched you! I'll kill him!"
"I get to first!" Cosmo shouted, standing next to Fëanáro and cocking a shotgun. The night elf teen's eyes widened and he; along with his female siblings, Kadgaa, Ivette and Margret; took a few steps away from the blood elf.
"Mister Makaza, I believe it's "violated"…" Gishezpak; ignoring Cosmo and his shotgun; corrected the young orc.
"VIALATATED!" Makaza shouted again, shaking Xanna some more. He stopped when Ixxy punched him in the face again and made him fly across the room. "I think I'm in love…" He said before a tooth fell out.
"My assistant and I need to talk." Ixxy said, grabbing Xanna's hand to leave with her. Xanna looked offended and quickly took her hand away. "Whoa!" She said. "Did you just say I'm your assistant? ! As in your ASS-SIS-STANT? ! Dude, I am NOT gay! Homosexual!" She yelled.
"…Moving on…" Ixxy said, taking a two-by-four from nowhere, bitch smacking Xanna with it, then carrying her unconscious body off to another room.
Mokoki snickered as they left the room, earning a good punch in the face from Ixxy and landing on top of Makaza.
"…I… What's the word I'm looking for?" Dethiam asked Gishezpak when Ixxy had left. "Starts with an "L", ends with a "Ike"."
""Like", Miss Dethiam?"
"Yeah, that's it. I like her."
"You know, that piece of wood to the face hurt, dammit!" Xanna yelled at Ixxy; who had roughly tossed her onto the bed in the room they were in; as she rubbed her bruised right eye. "Couldn't you have hit me with something a little less painful?"
"Absolutely not." Ixxy answered simply, pulling the chair from her right to be in front of her and sitting in it backwards.
"So…why're we in here?…" Xanna; no longer having a black eye; asked.
"Because we need to discuss how we're going to explain our story to your idiot friends. And Dethiam."
"Hmm… I have an idea!" Xanna said. "It'll be hard…but how 'bout we just…you know…tell them what happened?"
Ixxy shrugged. "Sounds fine." She said nonchalantly, waving her right hand passively. "But you get to be the one to tell them that you killed yourself." She said, using her right hand to point at Xanna.
"Okay, point taken…"
"And you can also be the one to tell them how I got here."
"Alright! Point taken!" Xanna said, letting out a frustrated sigh. "So…what's the plan?"
"Hmm… A few thoughts come to mind…" Ixxy said, placing a hand on her chin. "Killing them and running away with Deth. Sneaking out late at night and running away with Deth. And, if necessary, dancing our way out of the city and running away with Deth."
"Any good ideas that don't involve running away with Dethiam?…"
"Now where's the fun in that?"
Xanna sighed and placed her face in her hand. "Oi vay…"
"And that's what happened." Xanna finished with a wide grin, folding her arms over her chest. The rest of the group stared at her, a little skeptical about her tale.
Ivette; standing off to the side by herself; put her face in her hand and sighed. 'I may have not have been there for it, but I'm positive that that is not what happened…'
"…How can…a duck kill you?" Akazil asked, scratching the top of his head. Normally, he would never believe the story. However, it was always hard to tell if such things could be true or not when it came to Xanna.
"I told you! He had ninja stars!"
"No offence, Miss Xanna, but I am still unsure of this…" Gishezpak said, trying to think about why a monkey would have a bomb strapped to itself.
"And why was there a camel involved? !" Makaza and Mokoki shouted simultaneously.
"And what about the potato with the gun!" The four young girls and Fëanáro shouted.
"And the…robot pirates…" Sophie said. "With apples…" Kadgaa and Naraxis added.
"Are all of you doubting my Xan Xan?" Cosmo asked the accusing people, comfortingly wrapping his arms around his friend. "I am disappointed in all of you! Xan Xan would never tell a lie!"
"Except for the times she lies…" Ixxy; standing in the background; added. She sighed and shook her head, pulling Xanna away from Cosmo and over next to her. "Maybe you should just tell them the truth."
"That is the truth!" Xanna said out loud. "Shut up!" She whispered to the other girl.
Ixxy sighed, shook her head and was about to push Xanna aside when Dethiam had tackled her, making her look down with wide eyes.
"Ah!" Xanna shrieked from being tackled, then had her shirt ripped open. "Ah!" She shrieked again.
"Whoa!" Makaza shouted as he and Mokoki covered their eyes. "Not cool!"
"Yeah! When I say I wanna see two chicks together, I didn't want one of them to be dead!" Mokoki yelled.
"Xan Xan!" Cosmo shrilled, running over to his friend to pull the undead girl off, only to be shoved away harshly.
"Deth, what is this about? Is it the paddleball? I can get ya a new one!" Xanna said, nervously, trying to squirm her way to freedom.
Dethiam ignored her and looked at the small dagger wound that was still in progress of healing on Xanna's chest. "Hmm…" She murmured, examining it, then looked back to the draenei girl through the corner of her eye. Dethiam had noticed the way she was staring at Xanna, so she decided to investigate.
"D-Deth?" Xanna stammered, getting a little more nervous.
"Where're your daggers?" Dethiam asked. Xanna's reaction of looking around in random directions made her positive of her thought of how she died. However, she reached for Xanna's daggers just to be sure.
"Why do you need to look at her daggers?" Fëanáro asked, walking over.
"Because she's gonna-!" Kadgaa was trying to yell at his friend. He stopped when Dethiam started to sniff and lick the dagger. "…Do something I did not expect…"
"She killed herself." Dethiam said.
"Say whaaat?" The rest of the group said simultaneously.
"She killed herself." The undead girl repeated.
"How dare you make these false ac-cu-zi-zations!" Makaza yelled, pointing at the undead girl. "I believe you mean accusations, Mister Makaza…" Gishezpak corrected him in the background. "Why would Xanna kill herself? !" The orc questioned, ignoring the troll.
"Must I explain the whole story?…" Dethiam asked in a monotone. "…Possibly?" The others said, making her turn her head and sigh. "If I must…" She said, getting off of Xanna and helping her up. "See this wound here?" She, pointing to Xanna's chest wound. "I'm pretty sure they don't…" Ixxy said in the background, seeing Makaza and Mokoki staring at "something else". They each earned a good smacking from Akazil and Cosmo. "OW!"
"Pervs!" Cosmo shouted.
"Anyways…" Dethiam went on. "It was caused by a dagger."
"How can you tell?" Akazil asked.
"She's a Horde! No less, undead! Thus, she's the ultimate killing machine!" Kadgaa yelled, flailing his arms around.
"No, you moron." Dethiam said, slapping Kadgaa. He was shocked, and yet; way deep down; he was oddly aroused by it.
"Ever since I was born, I have spent my life training,-"
"And your un-life as well?" Gishezpak questioned.
"My whole life has been an un-life. I was born dead." Dethiam said, receiving many, many confused looks. "Don't ask. It's a horrifying story and ruined my childhood…" She said, receiving even more confused looks. "Yes, I had a childhood! Moving on!" She yelled, then shook her head and sighed. "Anyways… I've spent my life training, learning new techniques for killing and studying each and every weapon I got my hands on and studying the wounds and scars they left. And even wound angles to tell how someone was injured or killed." Dethiam explained, then pointed to Xanna's chest wound again. "I also look at each and every weapon of each person I see." She went on. "This has had a little time to heal, but I noticed it's the same size as her dagger."
"Impressive…" Kadgaa said, starting to look at Dethiam in a new way, reminding himself he would be disgusted of it later.
"And the angle is too narrow. If someone had killed her, it would be a little more angled than this." The extremely smart about weapons, wounds and killing techniques to a point it's scary undead girl went on. "And if you still deny the proof I have shown you,-" She went on, pulling up Xanna's dagger. "-then look at this."
"…It's a dagger." Sophie said, making the shy human girl giggle behind her.
"It is not just a dagger! How many times must I tell you this? !" Kadgaa yelled at the night elf girl. "Each weapon is unique!"
Dethiam rolled her eyes under her belts, ignoring the two. "It has the smell and the taste of her blood on it." She said.
"How can you tell?" Akazil asked, taking the clean dagger to look at it, ignoring Makaza and Mokoki looking at it over his shoulders. "Yeah, man." His brother said. "It's clean." The other finished.
"Even if it looks clean to you living things, I can still smell and taste anything recent on it."
"But how?"
"I'm undead. We have a natural talent of knowing things such as these." Dethiam answered matter-of-factly.
"What made you think this, anyway?"
"She was staring at her funny." Dethiam said, pointing to Ivette; who quickly looked away. "That, and I smelled after suicide."
"After suicide?" The group questioned. Except for Gishezpak because he had been too busy taking down notes.
"Yes. Death has scents. Suicide, murder and natural." Dethiam finished, letting go of the back of Xanna's shirt to fold her arms over her decaying chest. "I smelled suicide."
Xanna huffed, snatched her dagger from Akazil's hands, put it away and then began to fix her shirt. "Now that I am done being violated,-"
"Vialatated…" Makaza "corrected".
"It is not vialatated, Mister Makaza!" Gishezpak said irritably, putting away his notebook.
Xanna rolled her eyes, pulling her right sleeve back up. "I shall now hit Ixxy." She said, turning around and bitch slapping Ixxy. The girl growled, then tackled her to the ground.
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" Mokoki exclaimed, throwing a fist in the air and cheering with Makaza.
Ixxy's hair and eyes turned into fire again as she glared at the two horny teens. "I'll deal with you two later! And yes! It'll involve three chainsaws!" She snarled at them, holding up three of her fingers.
Akazil; and the others; all looked down at the two cowering boys, then slowly looked back to Ixxy. "Oookaaay… Ignoring them…" He said. "…Who the hell are you?" He asked, pointing both of his hands at Ixxy.
The girl rolled her eyes. "I'm someone that's finally been freed of her torture is who I am." She said, pointing at herself with her right thumb. "I have been trapped in the black void known as that idiot's brain for fif-teenyears!" She said, getting up and pointing to Xanna. "It was torture! Pure torture!" She went on. "Oh, sure. She has a thought every once in a blue moon, but they're HORRIBLE!" She stated dramatically. "Like all those times she dreamt about puppies! Or marrying that stupid night elf!" She yelled, pointing to Fëanáro; who look offended by being called stupid; then shuddered. "Or your parents making-out…" She said, pointing to Akazil.
"Hmm? !" The two orcs exclaimed, looking to Xanna.
"Hey! That was because you were being annoying and mean!" Xanna said defensively as she hopped to her feet to point a finger at her twin, ignoring all of the "damn, she's crazy" looks from her friends.
Ixxy rolled her eyes again. "Whatever." She said, then made a disgusted face and slightly gagged. "The absolutely worst one was that dream she had about you-" She said, pointing to Akazil again. "-and her having a picnic, then making-out, and then she started to suck on your-" She was saying; receiving many wide eyed looks and a blushing Akazil; when Xanna put a hand over her mouth. "She's crazy." Xanna chuckled nervously.
"Nipple!" Ixxy shouted when she removed Xanna's hand.
"Damnit, I'll kill you!" Xanna shouted, tackling Ixxy to the ground and starting a dust ball fight. "It was one time! I was young and foolish!" She yelled, strangling Ixxy.
"It was last-ack-week!"
"Dyaaah!" Xanna shouted, strangling Ixxy even more.
"This only raises more questions, doesn't it?…" Fëanáro asked Akazil. "Yep." The orc replied, nodding.
Xanna sighed again. "And that's why I killed myself." She said. "I snapped, alright? I just…just handled the news badly. But can ya really blame me?" She asked, shrugging her shoulders a little bit at her group.
"I can blame a lot of people for a lot of things, but I can't blame her for killing herself." Dethiam said, playing with her paddleball. "But, hey, bein' undead ain't so bad." She shrugged, then looked to Makaza and Mokoki, smirking at them. "Wanna give it a try?"
The two teens screamed like little girls and hid behind their protective shields. Their shields being Akazil and Gishezpak.
"Xanna…" Cosmo said to his friend, ignoring the others arguing in the background. "I-"
"Anyways…" Xanna said, badly pretending like she didn't hear Cosmo. "After I died…I went to this place." She went on. "It wasn't heaven or hell, but…it was still beautiful." She said, growing a smile at remembering the spirit world. "And blue. With some sort of black hole vortex thing in the sky." She said, twirling her finger around in the air, then sighing contently. "So beautiful."
"Puh-lease get on with it or else I will start having to kill people." Ixxy said, forcing herself to not go grab a gun.
Xanna rolled her eyes. "Anyways; it was…well, I guess it was limbo." She said.
"Did you dress up in funny hats and colorful clothing and limbo while listening to tropical music?" Cosmo asked, he and his pets acting out his question.
"Uh, no. Not that limbo."
"Awww…" Cosmo said disappointedly, lowering his head and maracas in sadness.
"It's just where spirits go to wait to be sent to heaven or hell." Ixxy continued on with the subject. "It's also the place where you go when you want to turn into a Lost Soul and wander the world mad and angry with know memories of your life, only wanting to kill."
Dethiam smiled and sighed contently. "Sounds like the trip I took with my folks last year." She said, smiling more, and scaring some of the other group members. "Good times. Good times."
"So, how did you come back from there?" Akazil asked, ignoring everyone hiding in a corner to be as far away as they could from Dethiam.
"I met this…angel thing." Xanna said, starting to smile like Dethiam. Though, it looked much better; and much less scarier; on her. "She said that she was…the Spirit Healer." She went on, sighing contently again. "And she was so beautiful. She looked like…like…" She said, pulling a piece of paper and a pencil out of nowhere, drawing on it.
"Like this." Xanna said, showing off her horrible doodle. "No, that's not right…" She said, retreating her arms and redrawing her picture to be more detailed, showing it off again when she was done. "No, that's still not right…" She said, redrawing her picture a second time, ending up with a full blown and extremely and beautifully detailed portrait of the Spirit Healer. "Like this!"
The rest of the group stared at the portrait, all of them; even Dethiam; mesmerized by the beauty of it.
"And the way she spoke…" Xanna said, sighing contently again as she held the picture to her chest. "So inviting, so warm, so…beautiful." The girl said, her eyes sparkling with happiness at the thought of the Spirit Healer. "Just the look of her makes you feel loved, but it's even better when you hear her voice. And her touch…" She said, gently touching the spot of her forehead the Spirit Healer had kissed. "She's just an absolute angel… No matter how angry, depressed, and hurt you feel…she can replace it all with such happiness and joy."
"And she's the one that brought you back?" Akazil asked, almost jealous of the Spirit Healer. 'Wish she acted that way about me…'
Xanna shook herself out of her daydream, quickly nodding to her friends. "Y-yeah. She said it wasn't my time. Then she kissed my forehead and pulled out this purple thing and put it in my hands. Guess that was Ix…" Xanna said, looking to Ixxy through the side of her eye. "And then she…leaned down and…breathed into me. Like this…" The girl said, smiling with such a blissful look on her face, cupping Akazil's in her hands and gently breathing into his mouth. His eyes had turned into huge, pink hearts and he fell over.
Xanna looked down at him for a moment, then back to her group. "But, yeah, that's what happened. Any questions?"
"Yeah!" Makaza and Mokoki said, both suddenly in Xanna's face. "What was it like being dead?" The orc asked. "And how did it feel dying?" The other boy asked.
"Well, I used a little poison, and with the anguish, it was rather quick." Xanna was answering. "But it did hurt for a split second. And, man, it hurt like hell. I mean, seriously, you have no idea how much that split second hurt. I mean, you just cannot believe-" She stopped in mid-sentence; not seeing the sad and disturbed expressions on Makaza and Mokoki's faces; something wonderful in the air catching her attention. She closed her eyes and wiggled her ears a bit as she smelled the glorious scent of it. "Fooood…" She mumbled, starting to drool a little.
"Roar!" Growled Xanna's stomach as it came to life, beginning to snarl like a vicious monster. "No! Down, Skippa!" Xanna yelled at it, smacking it down and back into place, not seeing all of the horrified expressions of her group members.
"Phew…" The blood elf looking halfling girl sighed in relief when she had beaten down her belly, wiping a little sweat from her brow, then seeing all of her friends staring at her. "Uh…" She said, standing up straight. "…Let's…get something to eat? Eheh…"
Akazil quickly stood up, not caring about how no one checked to see if he was alright when he blacked out from being love dazed. "Yeah, I agree. I'm getting hungry too." He said, walking alongside the love of his life to the door, the rest of the group following them.
Kadgaa stood by the door, letting everyone pass by him, then quickly and quietly grabbed Ivette's arm, pushed her back a bit and shut the door.
Kadgaa had been pacing in front of the door for at least five minutes now, still completely silent. It made Ivette very anxious; though, she'd never show it; and a little mad. This was her little brother! She shouldn't be the one feeling nervous! She should be making him feel nervous!
"Two years." Kadgaa finally said, still keeping up his pacing. "Two years, Ivy."
"The name is, Ivette, Kadgaa."
"Oh, is it now? And I'm, Kadgaa, am I? What ever happened to Kaddy?"
Ivette folded her arms over her chest, avoiding eye contact with her brother. "I grew up. We're all suppose to eventually."
"Is that what you call it? Growing up? Growing up is running away from your family with some guy you don't even know? ! That's growing up? !" Kadgaa yelled at his sister, his teeth gritted, his hands in fists, and his eyes filled with anger.
"Look, I made a mistake! Everyone makes mistakes! But we learn from them! That's what I'm doing, Kad! I'm learning!" The distressed girl tried explaining, taking in a deep breath to fight back the urge to burst out into tears. "I was wrong for running away… For leaving you…" She said with such sadness in her eyes.
Kadgaa shrugged, barely looking at his sister, looking unmoved by her words and tone of voice. Ivette took in another breath before she went on. "As soon as I said I was his, he made do things…"
"No shit, Sherlock."
"No! He made…hurt people…" Ivette said, not wanting her brother to think she was just another cheap girl. "I didn't want to…but I thought I loved him…" She said, closing her eyes to shake off the vulnerability she was feeling. "I was stupid…"
"Ya think?" Kadgaa mocked again.
"But while I was there…doing all those things…I thought of you." Ivette said, sighing and frowning when her brother continued to avoid looking at her. She was getting very close to crying now. "The thought of you kept me going. It kept me alive."
"So knowing I was alone with no one to care for me kept you alive?" Kadgaa spat, keeping his face expressionless but still showing great hatred for his sister in his eyes.
"That's not what I meant…" Ivette said, frowning, trying not to let her lip quiver. "I missed you. I wanted to come home and be a family again."
"Yeah?" Kadgaa said, putting on a fake smile before looking at his sister, then quickly taking it away and replacing it with a scowl. "Well, you made your choice about being my family when you ran away."
"But, Kad-"
"No!" The young boy yelled. "You're a liar and a tramp! I bet you're here because he was done with you!"
"No! That's not what happened! That's not what I did!" Ivette cried at her brother. "He made me hurt people!"
"I don't wanna hear it!" Kadgaa yelled, throwing up a hand. "I don't know why you came back and I don't care." He said, looking away from his sister again.
"I came back to right my wrong…" Ivette said quietly. "I came back…for your forgiveness…"
"Well, you're not going to get it and you never will." Kadgaa said, glaring at his sister one more time, then turning around for the door. "You made your choice." He said quietly, opening the door and leaving, his pet shortly behind him.
As soon as he shut the door behind him, Ivette threw her arms over her head, shutting her eyes tightly to stop her crying. "Don't cry. Don't cry. Stop crying!" She said quietly to herself through her teeth. "Just stop…"
"Food?" Xanna said, peeking her head around the kitchen corner and spotting Feladora stirring something in a pot. "Food!" She repeated, somehow using her ears to fly herself over next to the night elf woman, wafting in the smell of the stew she was cooking. "Mmm…" She said, trying not to drool as she placed herself on her feet. "Smells good."
"Thank you. It's an old family recip-" Feladora was saying, turning to her left and screaming when she saw Xanna standing there. She dropped her stirring spoon and jumped away, shaking viciously at the ghost. "X-Xanna? !" She exclaimed, tears suddenly making their way to her eyes. "H-How-? !"
"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom!" Fëanáro said quickly, suddenly next to his mother, grabbing her by the shoulders. "Chiiiiill…" He told her, gently grabbing her face and making her look at him. "Caaaaalm…" He added, taking in a deep breath to help her remember how to breathe.
Feladora looked at her son, then back to Xanna and began to cry. "What's going on!" She exclaimed.
"Did we forget to tell you that she was alive while we were running through the house shouting that she was alive?…" Melanie and her three other younger siblings asked their mother simultaneously, trying to look innocent.
"Alive? How? !" Feladora exclaimed as she straightened herself up, then began to sob more. "Oh god! Fëan, are you messing with voodoo? !"
"What? ! No! Not since what happened the last time, anyway…"
"No one's messing with voodoo, Misses Fëan's Mom." Xanna said, trying to calm the woman down. "Not as far as I know, anyway…"
"Which isn't very far." Ixxy said in her usual tone, receiving a glare from Xanna. "She's simply…back from the dead." She explained, holding up a hand to stop Feladora from asking her series of questions. "We'll explain later."
"Yeah. For now, we should just be happy we got our goofball back." Akazil said, patting Xanna as she played with a spoon. "Shiny…" She said quietly, smiling at the spoon like a complete idiot.
"I claim no relation to her!" Ixxy exclaimed off to the side.
"Should I get the blood tests?" Xanna asked her voice sister thing, pulling out a dagger. "Because it should be pretty easy to get…"
"Oh, I'd love to see you try." Ixxy said, glaring at Xanna. Both were about to tackle each other when Feladora suddenly appeared in between them. "How about we all just eat dinner? All of you must be starving." She said, walking everyone to the dining room. "I made everyone's favorite."
"You mean…" Fëanáro said, already starting to drool at the thought of the dinner table, then drooling even more so when his mother nodded at him.
When they reached the dining room, the dining table; which was several feet long because Azlirac and Feladora had so many damned kids; was absolutely filled with all kinds of glorious food.
"FOOOOD!" Xanna, Makaza, Ezekiel; who had come back from wherever the hell he was; and Mokoki all exclaimed, jumping up in the air, their eyes popping out of their heads and their jaws and tongues hitting the floor. The three hungry, hungry teenagers and one minion all ran around the table, eyeing the food and trying to decide what to eat first.
"Wow." Akazil said, staring at the table. "We're having all this for dinner?"
Feladora shrugged. "You can eat this if you want. This is just the appetizer. The actual dinner will be ready in a few minutes." She said, turning around and walking back to the kitchen.
"Just the appetizer?" The orc warrior quietly exclaimed, watching as his friends and sibling viciously attacked the dinner table.
"MYYY PUDDIIING!" Xanna yelled, having a tug-o-war fight over a bowl of pudding with Naraxis. Xanna thought she would be able to get it back quickly, but the spider was determined to not let her have it.
"Dinner's done." Feladora said, coming into the dining room, balancing several trays of food, barely dodging the spider king that had flown toward her and hit the wall. "Ha!" Xanna exclaimed from her spot at the table, eating the pudding victoriously.
"Uh, would you like some help passing that out?" Akazil offered as Feladora stared at Naraxis twitching on the floor. The night elf woman quickly turned to him with a smile. "No thank you." She said. "I can pass it out on my own." She said, tossing the food in the air. Somehow, everything landed perfectly on the table.
"I think I'm starting to see where Xanna gets it from…" Akazil murmured, staring at the table again as Feladora left to go get the silverware. He quickly shrugged it off and made his way to the table, sitting next to Xanna; who was making a snowman out of her pudding.
"I shall call him George…" Xanna said when she was done making her snowman.
"He's beautiful." Akazil chuckled, staring at the snowman.
"He's also a woman!" The girl said, grinning like an idiot, not seeing Akazil raise an eyebrow.
"Xan Xan, you're suppose to be sitting next to meee!" Cosmo whined, looking pitiful and sniffling at his friend from way across the table from her. "I'm sorry, Cosmo…" Xanna replied, quickly crawling under the table, then sitting in the chair next to her friend.
"But, Xanna! What about me?" Makaza; who had been sitting on Xanna's other side; whined, addressing himself by placing both of his hands on his chest, now giving the girl a pitiful look himself.
Ezekiel; who has sitting to his left; rolled his eyes and ate a piece of chicken.
"Oh, sorry, Makaza." Xanna said, crawling under the table again and popping back up in her original seat. Cosmo's eyes were now like big sad puppy dog ones, and he was sniffling even more so at his friend now. "X-Xan Xan…" He whimpered.
Xanna felt bad again and crawled back over to Cosmo, making Makaza sad. And so she crawled under the table several more times before she finally got fed up with it and sat on the table to be in between them both and make them both happy.
"Isn't it a bit rude to sit there, Miss Xanna?" Gishezpak asked just as some of Fëanáro's siblings began to walk into the dining room.
"Well, it's the only way to make everyone happy!" Xanna said. "I also feel tall…"
"Oh, Xan Xan, quit being silly." Cosmo said, standing up to pull his friend off the table, then he made her sit in his lap and hugged her tightly. "You can just sit here." He said, nuzzling her and smiling, trying not to laugh at the growls he heard coming from Makaza and Akazil.
"Wait, I'm confused." Heather said. "Are you his girlfriend or his? Or his?" She asked, pointing to Cosmo, Makaza and Akazil. Xanna turned a light shade of red and her eyes widened slightly. "N-n-"
"Well, she's not his." Makaza answered, pointing to Cosmo. "Definitely not his." He said, pointing to his brother with his thumb. "And she's no longer mine. Sadly, I ended it because I fell for another." He said, randomly pulling Ixxy next to him. "But we're still good friends."
"Keep touching me and you die…" Ixxy growled. Makaza quickly let go in fear for his life. "Love you too, honey." He said nervously as Ixxy stalked back to her seat next to Dethiam. Apparently, he had interrupted a "lovely" conversation they were having about killing techniques.
"So, you two are just really close?" Daphne; who was now next to Heather with her twin, Kathy; asked, looking at Xanna as she continued to sit in Cosmo's lap. Xanna smiled and nodded. "Yep."
"We're as close as two sibling figures can be!" Cosmo said, hugging Xanna tightly. The three young girls stared with sad puppy dog eyes, and Melanie; who had appeared from nowhere; stared blankly.
Melanie; being the leader type that she was; huddled with her sisters, told them some sort of evil plan, then quickly snatched Xanna away from Cosmo. "We wanna be close sibling figures toooo!" They told her, all hugging her tightly.
Cosmo huffed, grabbing Xanna's arm to take her back. "She's mine!" He said, playing tug-o-war with the girls. "Ours!" They yelled.
"Mine!"
"Ours!"
"Mine!"
"Why do you want her so badly anyway?" Melanie asked, tugging on Xanna some more. "After all, you left her at the orphanage."
Everyone's eyes and jaws widened and dropped. Cosmo looked to Xanna, shocked and hurt, then let go of her and quickly ran off when he saw her expression.
"C-Cosmo!" Xanna yelled after him as Mittens and Jerry quickly ran off after their master, then she huffed and looked to Melanie. "Melanie!" She said, stomping her foot and throwing her arms to her sides.
"What? I may be nine, but I'm not dumb." She said, folding her arms over her chest. "Cosmo, Xanna. Mosco, Nanax."
"Wait… That story was about you? !" Heather exclaimed.
"Yes. Wait to go for figuring it out. We had no idea. You're such a genius, Heather…" Melanie said in a tone usually heard from Ixxy. Said older night elf looking girl stood up and slammed her hands on the table. "Hey! No one is allowed to be the bitch but me!" She yelled. "Try it again and I'll kick your ass! I am not afraid to beat a child! I've hit Xanna plenty of times to prove it!"
"Well, it doesn't make any sense to me! Why does he want you when he left you? He knew that bully of yours was bad and that he liked to burn you." Melanie was explaining her thoughts. "Shouldn't that scar on your back be a reminder to not trust him again?"
"Melanie!" Xanna yelled at the young girl, not paying to her group members making confused looks about this so called "scar on her back". She then growled from not knowing what to say. "I'll just deal with you later!" She said, pointing at her then running off. "Cosmo!"
"Should you go talk with them?…" Makaza asked Akazil, receiving a shrug as an answer from his brother. "I'll give them a couple minutes, then see if I can talk with them." He replied.
"No." Azlirac; who appeared out of nowhere, making everyone see where Xanna got it from; said, his elbows on the table and hands together, blocking the lower half of his face. "Let them work it out themselves." He said. "In the meantime…" He went on, looking to his daughter, Melanie. "You're grounded."
"What? !"
"Cosmo? Cosmo, let me in." Xanna said, knocking on the door as she tried to turn the doorknob. "Please, Cosmo." She said, resting her knocking hand on the door. "Please, let me in…"
Xanna sighed when she received no answer. She turned to walk away but paused when she began to hear sobbing. Hearing her friend cry drove her crazy, so she pulled out her lock picking tools, using them to open the locked door.
After the eighth try, she picked the bedroom lock successfully and let herself into the room, putting away her tools. "Cosmo?" She said, slowly peeking herself through the door. "Are you okay?" She asked, looking around the room and spotting her friend on his bed, crying his eyes out.
Xanna quietly walked over, taking the tissue Mittens was about to give Cosmo, using it to wipe away his tears herself. "Please, Cosmo, don't cry. It breaks my heart when you do."
"Why do you care? Shouldn't you hate me because I left you?" He sobbed, wiping his nose on his left arm, then sobbing some more in his hands. Xanna frowned, took her friend's face out of his hands and wiped away his tears again. "I'll always care about you, Cosmo. You're my brother. Blood or not." She said, looking directly into his tear filled eyes.
"Xanna, I am so sorry for leaving you…" Cosmo cried more, placing his head on his friend's shoulder. "I wish I could take it back. I wish I had run away with you…" He went on, holding Xanna close to him. "Things would be different… They'd be perfect. I would be out working and making money, then coming home to take care of you, spoil you. I would give you anything you wanted."
"Cosmo…" Xanna said, picking her friend up to look him in the eye again. "Please…stop blaming yourself."
"Why?"
"Because I don't hate you. No matter what you think, I do not and could not ever hate you." Xanna said, wiping away more of Cosmo's tears, smiling at him. "I'm glad you left. You had a chance to have a real family."
"You're my family, Xanna." Cosmo said, holding Xanna's hands. "And I'm so sorry I left you…" He said again. Xanna only smiled and kissed his forehead. "Don't be. Please." She said, gently wrapping her arms around Cosmo, holding him tightly. He returned the favor and both of them sat on the bed, holding each other, refusing to let go.
As they hugged, Mittens and Jerry watched. Jerry was extremely touched and began to sob on Mittens' shoulder. "Squeak, squeak!" He cried. "Meow." Mittens said, patting the mouse comfortingly with her tail.
Xanna inwardly sighed, still holding Cosmo lovingly, gently stroking a hand through his hair. 'I had no idea Cosmo felt so badly about leaving me…' She thought, holding Cosmo tighter.
'Hmm…maybe he's not gay after all…' Ixxy said, leaning against a black wall in Xanna's mind with her arms folded over her chest and her right leg halfway over her left.
'He is not ga-IXXY? !' Xanna exclaimed, seeing her sister back in her mind. 'Wha-? Bu-? How-? You-? Huh? !'
'Hi.' Ixxy said plainly, waving a hand to her idiot and oblivious sister.
'What the hell are you doing back in my mind? ! Oh no… Has the Spirit Healer decided to punish me?'
'Pfft. It'd be more of a punishment for me than you if I got trapped his this hellhole again.' Ixxy scoffed, walking over to Xanna. 'Then why are you here?'
'My guess would be that parts of our brains fused together a little bit from being together for so long. So now, we can speak telepathically.'
'So I can set things on fire with my mind?'
'No, that's pyrokinesis. Thank god you don't have that… You can already set orphanages on fire with a snowflake…and your arms from drinking juice… If you were a fire mage or had pyrokinesis, we'd all be dead.'
'True enough.' Xanna said, nodding in agreement. 'So…why're you here?'
Ixxy shrugged. 'Got curious about if you two were going to breed and have idiot babies. I want to prevent that tragedy happening to the world…'
'So you've been outside the door this whole time?…'
'Yes. Yes I have.'
'You're bored, aren't you?'
'To the point of tears, my dear idiot. To the point of tears…'
After an hour had gone by, Akazil finally went to check on Xanna and Cosmo. He stood next to Ixxy, giving her a slight glare because he had figured out that she was the evil Xanna. and knocked on the door. "Xanna? Cosmo? You guys okay?"
"Never better!" Cosmo answered with a big smile on his face after opening the door. Akazil stared at him because he was carrying Xanna on his back. "Now let's go play with George!" He said, carrying Xanna back to the dining room to play with the pudding snowman.
"Uh…" Akazil said, watching them leave."…Idiot." Ixxy said, smacking Akazil upside his head and walked off. "Ow…" The orc said, rubbing the back of his head and followed. 'Stupid evil Xanna…' He thought, glaring at her. 'Saying all those mean things, then pushin' me off a tree…'
"Ah!" Xanna screamed from the other room. Akazil quickly perked his head up and ran to his friend's rescue, seeing her cowering in Cosmo's arms; making him jealous again.
"Xanna, what's wrong?" Akazil asked like a heroic hero.
"That!" The girl shrilled, pointing at the glass of green stuff Melanie was holding.
"…What is it?"
"BROCCOLI juice!"
"…Broccoli juice?" Ixxy said plainly, staring at the terrified Xanna blankly. "Broccoli juice…"
"That can be made into a juice?…" Akazil asked quietly to himself. "I said the same thing!" His brother replied.
"I just asked if she wanted a sip…" Melanie said, lowering her glass of green liquid, holding it to her chest.
Xanna huffed, hopping out of Cosmos' arms. "I will have a more manlier drink, thank you!" She yelled. "Like this pink one I found in your fridge just now." She said, pulling out a clear bottle filled with pink liquid from nowhere. "All I saw was broccoli juice, but I found this fruit punch in the back." She said, not seeing Azlirac's eyes widen in horror. "No, that's not-!" He was saying as Xanna quickly took out the cork and guzzled down the "drink". She smacked her lips a bit and tasted the inside of her mouth after drinking the whole bottle of "fruit punch". "Hmm…that didn't taste like fruit punch…"
"That…wasn't…fruit punch…" Azlirac said, rubbing his right hand down his face.
"Then what was it?"
"…Oh god, please don't tell me it was…" Ixxy said after a split second of thinking, horrified when Azlirac nodded.
"What? What was it?" Makaza asked, looking back and forth between the two.
"Feladora! Send all of our children to their rooms! Xanna came across our stash!" Azlirac yelled out to his wife. She quickly stopped what she was doing in the kitchen, came into the dining room, grabbed what children of hers were there and began to hide them all in their rooms.
Xanna had taken a lust potion.
Xanna looked at everyone around her, all staring at her. "What? What'd I do?"
"You drank a lust potion, you idiot!" Ixxy told her, attempting to take a step toward her. "So?" Xanna replied to her.
"Lust potions are very powerful and are made to enhance hormones." Azlirac said, also taking a step toward Xanna. "And that means?…"
"That would be why they have so many damned kids." Ixxy said bluntly. Azlirac shrugged. "My wife and I like to keep our spark alive."
"That is…disturbing…" Xanna said, blinking at the night elf man.
"Yeah. And you just drank a whole freakin' bottle of the stuff, you idiot!"
"So…what do we do?" Akazil asked, still unsure if he should also take a step forward.
"It is obvious, is it not, Doctor Makaza?" Mokoki; suddenly dressed up as a doctor and next to Xanna; asked his "colleague". "Yes, I believe it is, Doctor Mokoki." The orc replied. "We must be making with the helping of getting rid of "the need"."
"I agree, Doctor."
"I do too, Doctor."
"Good job, Doctor."
"Brilliant idea, is it not, Doctor?"
"Of course it is, Doctor!"
"Doctor." "Doctor." The two boys said, shaking hands with each other.
"Get away from her!" Azlirac shouted.
"You rapists!" Ixxy shouted, tackling them and pinning them to the ground. "Idiots! If you get too close, you might set her off." She said, looking back to Xanna.
Everything was silent, Xanna looked a little dizzy and smiley, but all she did was burp.
"Xan Xan!"
"'Scuse me…"
"That's better."
Ixxy and Azlirac sighed in relief. "Let's just get her to her room." The night elf man said. "How long will it last?" Ixxy asked. Azlirac sighed. "Should last all night. Maybe all morning."
"Cheese 'n' rice…"
Xanna pouted, folding her arms over her chest, crossing her right leg over the other. "I don't see why I have to stay in here all night." She grumbled. "I don't feel weird at all!"
"It doesn't matter. You'll still eventually feel the need to rape a rapist." Ixxy said, leaning against the bedroom door, keeping a good eye on Xanna to make sure she didn't try anything or pull one of her crafty moments.
Xanna continued to pout. "Still not fair." She said, glaring at whatever was in the direction she had her head facing. She could do nothing at the moment. Ixxy was smart enough to stop almost all of her Xanna moments and if she even tried thinking of a new one, she would know.
'If only I could put up a brick wall…' Xanna; like an idiot; thought, not seeing a brick wall pop up behind her in her mind. 'A really big one…and Ixxy wouldn't be able to hear me… Yeah.' Xanna thought, inwardly smiling as she thought of such a wall.
Outwardly, she was still staring off into space in her left direction, not seeing Ixxy slowly raise a curious eyebrow at her. 'A brick wall? How did she do that?' She thought, narrowing her eyes a bit. 'What is she up to?…'
"I have to go to the bathroom." Xanna said after an hour went by. "Go in the corner." Ixxy replied to her.
Xanna sat up, tossed her legs over the side of the bed, crossed them tightly and put her hands in her lap. "But I reeeally have to gooo." She said, her legs shaking up and down quickly. Ixxy rolled her eyes. "Fine. But I'm coming with you." She said, opening the door, watching Xanna's every move to it, out it, in the hallway and to the restroom.
When they reached the closest unoccupied one, they both entered it, making Xanna feel uncomfortable. "You're actually gonna be in here watching me?" She asked, shifting uncomfortably. Ixxy nodded at her. "Yes. Now go or don't go."
"Can I use my stealth so you can't actually see me?"
Ixxy placed a hand on her chin, thinking for a moment. "I suppose…" She said. "But I'll still be keeping a close eye on you."
Xanna nodded, turned around, closed her eyes and concentrated to active her stealth. Once she succeeded, she made a sound like she was undoing her trousers, then played a tape she had of running water. After that, she quickly and quietly dressed up as Banana Man and walked through the wall, deactivating her stealth once she was in the hallway.
Xanna quietly tossed off her Banana Man outfit and sighed in relief. 'Thank goodness Banana Man can walk through walls.' She thought in her personal barrier in her mind, starting to walk down the hallway to find someone to hang out with.
As she walked, she began to feel funny. It started with the very tips of her ears, slowly and nicely moving down them to the sides of her face, her lips, her nose, her slender neck, then down her chest, shoulders and arms and all the way to her fingertips. Then it began to slowly go down her spine, making her arch a little bit as something rose inside her. After that, it went slowly and firmly down her backside, her front side, down her thighs and all the way down to her tips of her toes.
When the funny feeling completed its course, Xanna gasped. "Whoa…" She said, slowly growing a smile, reaching a hand up to touch a side of her race while the other went for the top of her thigh. "That felt…so…awesome…" She lightly panted out, sliding the tip of her pinky into her mouth to nibble and suck on it, gently rubbing the top of her thigh and her hip as she did so.
Xanna gasped again, opening her eyes. She was feeling good. Really good.
She wanted to feel better, but didn't know how she could do it by herself. She needed someone. She needed flesh on flesh.
As her pupils dilated, she smirked widely, thinking of the perfect person for the job.
"I think I'll go see Akky for a little while…" She said quietly to herself, starting to walk again, giggling while doing so.
Xanna forced herself to remain calm when she came to Akazil's bedroom door. She wanted him like there was no tomorrow, but she needed to be discreet. She closed her eyes, calmly took in a deep breath, let it out and opened her eyes. She then reached up her right hand and knocked on the door. "Door's open." Akazil said from the other side.
Xanna smiled at his mistake, slowly turned the doorknob and let herself in, leaning against the door to block Akazil's sight of her locking it.
The unsuspecting orc looked up from his book, his eyes widening when he saw who had entered his room. "X-Xanna?" He stammered. "Wh-what're you doing in here? Shouldn't you be in your room?"
Xanna held her arms wrapped around each other behind her back, looking down and ever so slightly stick out her bottom lip. "Yeah, I guess…" She said, slowly making her way to Akazil's bed, sticking out her chest in an unavoidable way as she walked. "But I got bored…and lonely…" She went on, keeping her head down but moving her eyes up, batting an eyelash or two when she made eye contact with her orc friend.
"But isn't that Ixxy person in there with you?" Akazil asked, slowly backing away. Not that it did any good when his back was already pressed up against the bed's headboard.
Xanna took her eye contact away, motioning her head to the left now, but still maintaining her graceful balance as she continued to slowly walk to the bed. "Yeah, but she's not very entertaining." She said with a sigh.
"W-well, even if you were bored, you should've stayed in your room." Akazil said, trying not to seem nervous. "C'mon, I'll take you back." He said, putting his book aside to slide himself off his bed.
When he was off, he carefully walked to Xanna's side, and made the biggest mistake he could make at that point in time.
He held Xanna's hand.
After getting him in range, Xanna began to make her move. She gently held Akazil's hand, the touch making the orc pause his walking. She then placed her other hand on it, brought it up to her lips and gently began to kiss it.
'Oh god, what have I just done?…' Akazil thought, his eyes widening in horror and his cheeks turning a light shade of red as Xanna kissed all over his hand. "Xanna…" He said calmly, holding his breath. "We have to go back to your room now…" He said, trying not to enjoy the girl kissing and gently licking the tip of his index finger.
"No. I think your room will do just fine." She replied, slowly wrapping her lips around the finger she had been violating.
Akazil's heart was racing, his breathing became fast and short. 'Must…fight…think with…brain…' He thought to himself, taking his hand away from Xanna's mouth, firmly grasping her hand to lead her out of his room. "C-C'mon." He said.
Then, within a split second, Xanna; not even a barely average grown blood elf girl; had him; a nearly full grown orc male; pinned to the ground, unable to move. "Only if you do first." She smirked, a twinkle in her eyes.
'Oh god! That's the twinkle Makaza and Mokoki have!' Akazil thought, his cheeks painfully darkening a little more as he began to panic. He did want to be with Xanna more than anything, but he wanted to do it right. He wanted to wait until they were both emotionally ready. If he gave up his will of fighting her off now, he would be taking advantage of her and he would kick himself over it for the rest of his life. 'Stay calm… Gotta fight… Gotta get out of her-whaaat are you doing? !" He exclaimed, the thing Xanna began to do pausing his thinking.
Xanna had begun to unbutton his shirt, starting from the bottom, then slowly slipping a hand under it, lightly touching his skin, toying with the poor boy.
'Brain…think-with-brain… Oh god, this hurts…' Akazil inwardly sobbed, in so much pain from fighting back his fierce hormones. 'Try…thinking…nonsexual thoughts… Think, damn you, thi-ah!" He exclaimed when Xanna began to tenderly kiss on his chest.
Akazil quickly snapped himself back into reality, sitting up and holding Xanna by her shoulders. "Xanna, we cannot do this. This is wrong." He told her sternly.
The girl smiled and giggled, starting to undo her own shirt. "I hear doing it the wrong way is more fun anyway." She said slyly, busting out her chest, feeling her reward for it. She smiled, pushed the orc back down, then went to undo his pants.
And that's when Ixxy kicked down the door. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE? !" She yelled, huffing angrily from being tricked by her idiot sister. 'Damn stupid recorder!' She thought angrily, reminding herself to go back for its remains later.
Ixxy quickly scanned the room, spotting Xanna on top of Akazil, both of their shirts undone. She forced the urge to vomit to be replaced with an extremely twitchy eye.
"This isn't what it looks like!" Akazil exclaimed, using his hands to cover his shame.
"Oh, hey, Ixxy." Xanna giggled, shaking her chest a little. "Wanna join?" She smirked, sticking her left index finger up to her mouth, gently holding it between her teeth.
Ixxy's eye twitched more, so much that she didn't even hear Makaza and Mokoki walk by behind her, whistling as they did. They had walked by completely, then put themselves in reverse, stopping at the door and turning to stare at the half naked Xanna.
"DUDE!" They both started out. "Nice!" Mokoki said, giving Akazil two thumbs up. "Ak, that's MY girlfriend!" Makaza shrilled; almost like Cosmo.
"Oh, hey, guys. Wanna join?" Xanna asked them.
Both teens looked at each other, then quickly began to take off their clothes.
"Wait, wait! I'm not as quick as I used to be!" Makaza said, on the floor, taking off his socks as quickly as he could. He used to practice taking off his close to be prepared for the time he actually lost it, but he hadn't in some months now.
"Ready!" Mokoki; who was naked within half a second; said with a wide grin, his hands on his hips.
"No!" Ixxy yelled, stomping into the room, picking up Xanna and tossing her over her shoulder. "She is staying in our room for the rest of the night!" She yelled, stomping her way down the hall. "No one is to go near it unless they want to die!"
"I will gladly help in that department." Dethiam said, popping out of nowhere.
"W-wait! I just got my socks off!" Makaza yelled, trying to get up and chase after Ixxy for Xanna. He was quickly tackled and pinned down to the ground by a gleefully looking Dethiam. "Staying here is cool too…"
"GET THE HELL OUT!" Ixxy yelled out Cosmo when she entered the bedroom by busting down its door.
Cosmo jumped from shock of Ixxy's entrance, dropping the nail polish he was putting on Mittens' nails. "Wh-what?"
"Xanna snuck off and tried to rape Akazil! Now get the hell outa here unless you want your ass raped my foot!"
"Where did Xan Xan go?…" Cosmo asked, pointing out that Ixxy was now holding air over her shoulder. The short tempered girl looked, then growled angrily. "Dammit!"
"Don't worry. I'll help you find-" Cosmo was saying, standing up when Xanna suddenly appeared in front of him. She was giggling and smirking profusely. "Hi, Cossy…" She said, gently using a finger to play with Cosmo's long hair. After that, she pressed herself close to him, starting to slowly rub his side and undo his shirt with one hand.
"This feels wrong…" Cosmo said, close to tears, his whole body tensing up.
Ixxy huffed, pulled Xanna away, then tossed her onto her own bed. "Stay!" She yelled at her, quickly turning and kicking Cosmo out of the room. "And you just stay out of here for the rest of the night!" She yelled, slamming the door. Then opened it again and kicked his two pets out.
Once the door was shut again, Cosmo sobbed in the hallway. "I feel so violated…"
"Meow meow." Mittens told her master. "Squeak squeak." Jerry said, agreeing with the lioness.
Cosmo sniffled, wiping his nose across his arm again. "Yeah, you guys are right. I should just calm down, have a drink and forget about it. It's not Xanna's fault anyway." He said, regaining his composure. "Maybe I should have this fruit punch Xanna gave me earlier…" He said, pulling a clear bottle with pink liquid inside from nowhere. Mittens and Jerry's eyes widened in horror. "Meow!" "Squeak!" They exclaimed.
Cosmo was no longer paying attention to them and chugged the whole bottle, smacking his lips a bit and tasting the inside of his mouth after doing so. "That wasn't fruit punch…"
"Meow…"
"Squeak…"
Makaza and Mokoki walked up to Xanna's bedroom door, seeing Cosmo standing there, just smiling like an idiot.
"Hey, Cosmo…" Makaza said, a bit of shame showing in his tone. "We came to apologize for trying to take advantage of Xanna…"
"Yeah…"
Cosmo wiped away his smile, folded his arms over his chest and gave both of the boys a stern look. "Yes. You both should be ashamed of yourselves." He said. "Never try to take advantage of her again."
Both of the boys nodded, slowly looking back up from their feet, seeing Cosmo's smirk. "But you can take advantage of me anytime." He said, tackling Makaza to the ground.
"AAAAAH!" Both boys screamed in horror. "Homo rape! HOMO RAPE!" Mokoki shouted. "Go get help!" Makaza shouted from beneath the blood elf boy.
Mokoki acted quickly and ran for the closest person to help!
"IXXY!" The tauren shouted, banging on the door rapidly, glancing back and forth between it and Makaza; who's shirt was now being slowly undone.
"What? !" Ixxy snarled when she opened the door, finding her answer when Mokoki pointed to his right. She sighed irritably at the sight. 'Man, these people need to hide their stash better.' She thought, shaking her head. She then walked over to the attempted rape site and dragged Cosmo into the room.
When the door was closed, Mokoki kneeled down next to his friend to make sure he was alright. "Dude, you okay?"
"I feel raped…"
"Did you feel penetration?"
"Almost…"
"Then you were only raped emotionally…" Mokoki said, patting Makaza as he began to sob.
Cosmo and Xanna were both able to smell the scent of excitement of each other when Ixxy dragged the boy back into the room, exciting each other even more.
Quickly, both walked up to each other, staring deeply into each other's lust filled eyes, their bodies close, their breathing short and fast, their hands beginning to roam.
"No!" Ixxy shouted, pulling them both apart and tossing them onto their beds. "Stay!" She commanded.
Both teenagers looked at each other, longing for each other but were so far apart and unable to reach other in the three foot spaced gap between their beds. They frowned and they were sad, but both quickly moved on.
"Hi, pillow…" Xanna smirked, touching the soft pillow and placing it beneath her.
"Hi, beautiful…" Cosmo said on his side of the room, finding his pillow and bending it over.
'What was left of my childhood innocence has now been completely destroyed…' Ixxy thought, trying to drown out the moans of Cosmo and Xanna raping their pillows.
And that's the end for now.
I got the idea from the Warcraft series that kind of inspired me to make this in the first place. It was warrior potions having different reactions on other classes in it. I decided to actually make a lust potion. I was also talking to my cousin, RaeVenn-Chan, shortly before making the "molstarape" scene. She was actually working on a naughty scene herself for one of her stories she has yet to post. She showed it to me and I felt a bit out done. So, me and my ego decided to be a little more detailed and a little more sexy with the beginning of that scene instead of making it funny from start to end like originally planned.
So I blame her...
As a side note...why does it seem like that when I go over my chapters...they're all dumb? They seem okay when I write them, but then when I go over them, I start to dislike them.
*shrug* I dunno. Guess it doesn't matter just as long as it entertains people.
Anyways; hope you guys enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed thinking about pillow rape. =^.^=