Hidan was annoyed. He had been locked in a tiny cage, blindfolded and handcuffed. How could any man not be annoyed? And worst of all he had to get captured because of Kakuzu! The idiot man hadn't given him any warning! How was he supposed to dodge when he was right in the middle of all those ninjas? Eh?
"Shitty old man," he muttered under his breath. Surprisingly no one kicked him, punched him, or told him to shut up. He hadn't actually heard anyone. He knew he was being moved, he could hear the creak of wheels and was jolted when the thing went over bumps. He had given up trying to figure out where the hell he was going, one of the very few reasons he travelled with Kakuzu was because the man knew which way was left and which way was right. Hidan had failed at trying to figure out what the symbol for a caravan park was on a map.
"Finally, we're here," someone said. Hidan tuned in instantly. This was good, this was a voice.
"What was the number again?" the same voice asked.
"Um...2749201478527 I think," another voice said. Hidan heard some scratching sounds and then something moving. A blast of cold air hit him. Was he being taken into a cave? How would he get out if you needed a code to open the thing up and he didn't know how to insert it? How would anyone get in?
"Damn it," Kakuzu muttered. "I don't even know which village took Hidan, none of them were wearing headbands. They could be bounty hunters like me for all I know. What am I suppose to do?"
Bounty hunters...
An idea came to Kakuzu's mind. He turned and sprinted off, jumping though the trees. Ten minutes later he was facing Zangei*. Thank God he had been staying nearby.
"You're looking for Hidan? No one's sent me anything to say he's been cashed in," he said. "Sorry."
"Meh, it's fine," Kakuzu said, turning to leave.
"What did they look like?" Zangei asked. "Did they have masks, swords, anything like that?"
Kakuzu took a minute to picture the ninja that had attacked. They had all worn hoods that had covered everything except their eyes, and most of them had had some strange body modification.
"Fuck," he said. "This is bad."
He sprinted out of the bounty station, he had to get to the boarder of the Land of Fire and into the neighbouring country.
"Please don't let me be too late," he pleaded.
"Let me out fuckers!" Hidan yelled. He had finally been allowed to see his surroundings, only to find himself locked in a cell and chained to the wall. Whist he could walk about a meter away from the wall, he couldn't do much else. His hands were cuffed behind him. And he was wearing a collar, as if to add to the humiliation.
"Fuckers!" he yelled as the ninja disappeared from sight, leaving him all alone. He sat down and screamed words of rage to the people that weren't even there.
* Zangei-bounty exchange master who runs a bounty station.
O.K, I'm going to post chapters every Monday and Friday after this. And by the way, the chapters will get longer!