I've no idea where this came from but it was fun to write.


Poor Kakashi also had problems. It was dinner time at the cottage and they could only cook one thing, because it would just be stupid to cook four different things. This was the problem.

Naruto wanted ramen.

Sasuke wanted udon.

Sakura wanted any kind of soup.

And he, Kakashi wanted stir-fry.

You can see the chaos that insured in your mind. Naruto was dodging large fireballs, and Sasuke was dodging clones. Sakura was trying to knock everyone out and Kakashi was dodging everything and trying to think of a way to solve the problem. Then, finally, he had an idea.

"Stop! I have a way to solve this!"

Team 7 stopped and looked at him, obviously expecting something good.

"A race!" Kakashi yelled.

"No!" was the answer. Kakashi thought for a moment before holding his fist out in front of him.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament!" he yelled.

Team 7 was lined up and ready to race a second later. After sighing Kakashi went and joined them.

"We race to the beach," he said. "The second this kunai (he took one out) hits that tree (he pointed) we start." The others nodded and Kakashi threw the kunai at the tree. It landed and they sprinted off. Naruto made some clones which jumped on Kakashi and held him down. Sakura quickly punched the ground and broke it, letting her take the lead, only for her to fall to the ground in order to avoid a fireball. Naruto and Sasuke ran on ahead, both sending jutsu at each other.

"Udon!"

"Ramen!"

"Udon!"

"Ramen!"

They screamed at each other as they raced to the beach.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Eh?" Naruto and Sasuke both said.

"We will have stir-fry! Pakkun! Get 'em!" Kakashi screamed. The small dog leapt out of nowhere, tripped Sasuke and bit Naruto's leg. They both made appropriate noises as they went down and Kakashi ran ahead. Sasuke made to get up, but then Sakura appeared and jumped on him, causing the raven haired boy to exhale and collapse as she sprinted after Kakashi. Naruto then attempted to get up only for Pakkun to bite him again. He yelled in pain and sank to the ground. Ten seconds later Kakashi and Sakura returned.

"I won," Kakashi said. "Pakkun you can go now. Thanks for your help..."

"You're welcome," the dog said as he disappeared. Naruto and Sasuke got up and started to stagger back to the cottage.


Ah, poor Naruto and Sasuke. O.K, from now on I'm going to put chapters up every Monday and Friday.