This chapter's kind of short, but the next one will be longer, I promise!

It was pitch black and almost midnight when five dirty, muddy, tired, smelly and fairy annoyed Akatsuki arrived at the cottage. Zetsu knocked on the door, bog dripping off his arm as he did so and appearing on the door. A worried looking Pein answered it. His eyes widened comically as he looked at them.

"Where the hell have you been? We all thought you had to stop so Hidan could do some ritual or something but why are you..." he struggled to think of the words, "like that?"

"Tobi saw the stupid sea and everyone, including Hidan, who for some stupid reason was driving..."

"Why was Hidan driving of all things?" Pein exclaimed.

"Don't ask why, he just ended up behind the wheel instead of Konan, who can actually drive fairy sensibly and safely. Anyway, everyone crowded round Hidan, causing Hidan to let go of the wheel, thus sending us flying into a ditch where me and the other guys got buried by luggage, but because Konan only had two bags on top of her she easily got free, and then she saved us, and then we found out that when we had flown in to the ditch we had landed in a bog that was slowly sucking Petunia, the car, Kakuzu named it, down, along with us, so we flung the luggage on to dry land, and Konan climbed along this long branch to get to dry land, but then the car sank about a foot, and me and Tobi threw Hidan on to the branch, causing it to shake, causing Konan to fall in and be swallowed by the bog, so Tobi yelled at Hidan to save her, so Hidan stuck his hand in the bog and brought up a laptop, a fishing rod, half a lamppost, a sign for Suna, a copse, which Hidan threw back and loads of fridge doors, and after finding fridge door number 21 Kakuzu got the fishing rod and wound it around Hidan before yanking him in and after a while Hidan came up with Konan, but then the bog dragged them back down, and Kakuzu got pulled in as well, and when me and Tobi tried to help him we fell in, and then Kakuzu managed to get back on to Petunia, and Hidan dragged Konan on to the branch and they made their way on to dry land, and Kakuzu pulled me and Tobi up, and then we climbed on to dry land, and then Petunia was lost forever, and then Hidan puked up half the bog and a dead fish with leeches living in it, and we picked up the bags and walked several miles to get here," Zetsu explained. The others stared at him.

"That was a fantastic run on sentence, more than seven lines," Pein said. Then he turned and yelled, "Kisame! You can turn the water on now!" Then he turned back and slammed the door. Before Hidan even opened his mouth to swear, a torrent of water was released over them. After half a minute the torrent ceased, and everyone looked up to see the grinning faces of Deidara, Sasori, who was holding a large hose, Itachi, Kisame and Pein.

"Sorry guys!" Deidara yelled. "But we could smell you from the other side of the house, if you come in before you smell slightly better we're going to need gas masks! Here's the soap!" he yelled, tossing five bars of soap on to the people below. The second Hidan swore because a bar of soap hit him in the face, Kisame turned the water on again. After five minutes the five very wet Akatsuki were finally allowed in the house, after ten minutes of drying off in the cold of course.

As the wet Akatsuki walked in Sasori was pushed out of the bathroom to show where the wet Akatsuki were they would sleep. He seemed like the logical choice, although he had protested and demanded ten rounds of rock, paper, scissors with the others, which he had all lost. He was the one closest to complete immortality out of Itachi, Pein, Kisame, Deidara and him, and they weren't that many grudges against him. However, five very annoyed Akatsuki against one, not that annoyed Akatsuki wasn't fantastic odds, so he took the Third Kazekage to defend himself as he led the others to their rooms. After they had fallen asleep, Sasori and the others went to their rooms and fell asleep. This is who ended up in what room:

Room 1-Itachi, Kisame and Sasori

Room 2- Konan (she's a girl so she gets her own room)

Room 3-Zetsu, Pein and Kakuzu

Room 4-Deidara, Tobi and Hidan (despite being angry, Tobi was visibly scared when he found this out and instantly grabbed the bed closest to the door)

Don't ask why the rooms are like that, I don't really have anything planned for the characters in them so they don't need to be thought about too much unless I suddenly decide to write about something to do with that.