Dean was tonguing his pie like it was a woman. This is what Sam walked into the motel room to. "Dean, what are you doing?" Sam asked after a while of staring at the scene before him. Dean quickly dropped the pie.
"Ah, Sam… How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough to know that you are a first class weirdo. I'll never look at you and pie the same way again."
"F***!"