Dean was in the store to buy some pie. But when he found the section where they kept the pie, there was someone taking the last pie the store had. "Hey, hey, hey! That is my pie!" The person turned around, confused. "No it's not."
"Yes it is, so give it to me!" Dean tried to grab it from the stranger, but the person moved away.
"No it's not, I grabbed it first!"
"It's mine!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
The stranger and Dean ran all around the store, Dean chasing the stranger. They kept yelling back and forth at each other childishly all the while. Eventually, the pie was taken away and they were both kicked out. Outside, Dean stuck his tongue out at the stranger and said, "This is all your fault. If you had just given me the pie, everyone would be happy. Well, you wouldn't, but you don't matter."
"Nuh-uh! It's your fault!"
"Nuh-uh, it's your fault!"
And so they continued.