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Back with more…I had started writing this chapter and then I got RandomGeek's rather nice review. So this is for RandomGeek. Hurrah!
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"MATTIE! WHAT THE HELL?" Alfred threw open the door to Canada's Toronto home. Matthew looked up from his porridge and maple syrup at the raging American.
"Did you drive all night just to yell at me?" Matthew went back to his morning paper.
"Why did you make that? They worked hard to make those videos! They're great artists and they deserve your respect!" The American was slowly turning red and almost foaming at the mouth.
"Alfred…what the hell are you talking about?"
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New Brunswick was giggling from behind Ontario's new camcorder. America was giving the poor confused Canadian a rather loud piece of his mind. 'Swick was totally going to give this to B.C. to make the Canada Day Super Special Commemorative DVD. They already had several hours of drunken adventures and one night of 'special' fun… Not that they only got high that one night, but it was the only night that any of them had bothered to turn on the camera. He was beginning to think that perhaps there was a problem…
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They really needed to get a remote for the camcorder.
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Alfred's explosive tirade about…something, had gone on for about fifteen before the Canadian finally got tired of it and interrupted the cries of 'Not fair' and 'They're so brilliant and talented' and his favorite, 'Your totally jealous!'.
"Al, what the hell are you talking about?" He wanted this over and done with. It was a lot harder to ignore the Yank when he was using his rather shrill 'I can't believe you did that to me, what where you thinking, how could you, what is the world coming to, how will I survive?' voice. Damn it all he wanted to do was enjoy his freaking porridge.
"I'M talking about that stupid show of yours. Trial Video or Stupid people who make fun of way better looking and far more talented Americans or what ever you call it." Alfred was breathing rather heavily at this point. How could the little defenseless Canadian do this to him? Sure, his own people made fun of the Canadians all the time, but for the Canadians to do it back? What was happening to the world? Didn't they know that this wasn't how it was suppose to go? What the hell?
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Matthew stared at his brother. This was about Video on Trial? The whole piss fit was about a fucking comedy show? Did he not get that the whole point of a comedy show was to make fun of… just about everything? What the hell?
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'Swick watched as five minutes went by without either of the two countries saying a word, both lost in the angry screams in their heads.
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This was boring.
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It took Matt several times to explain the whole show to his 'brother'. (He still had a problem admitting they were related when Alfred did something stupid. Call it a survival tactic or denial that any part of him was in something that could be that stupid…) Alfred could be brilliant, when he wanted to be. He was also an over sensitive jerk. It wasn't until he noticed that the comedians made more fun of the Canadian bands and singers that he dropped the whole thing. Bloody Yanks. With a dramatic sigh Matthew turned back to his stone cold porridge and tea. Dumping both out, he washed the dirty dishes and without so much as a look over his shoulder he gave New Brunswick what for.
"Turn off the damned camera 'Swick. I know you taped the whole thing."
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His only answer was a slamming door and the sound of socked feet running up the stairs.
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Also to Tigerspider. I'm glad I could force you to review! From the sounds of it we both enjoy the same type of tea. And thank god for it too, eh? As for the wood chipper/zamboni…well I just call it my evidence remover… :D Evidence of what? Who knows?
Also please feel free to make any requests you would like to see written. I work better knowing someone will hate me if I don't finish! :D