Hello

Chapter 1: The roommate

Stewie was walking around campus; he had been given a piece of paper, with what he believed to be his room number. Only problem, he had no idea where he was. All he knew was that the dorms split into a female side and a male side. He didn't even know which side he was on. He was so focused on the paper in his hands he didn't see the guy in the suit he just walked into, which in turn made them both fall down to the floor.

"I'm so sorry." Stewie said quickly as he jumped up. The guy he bumped into took a little less time to get up, as he was already standing when Stewie's head stopped shaking. Stewie noticed many things about this man he bumped into. For one he was wearing a basic black suit with no tie. This was odd as the only people he had been wearing t-shirts and jeans, even saw one guy who was just running around naked. And in place of were the tie should have been, he was wearing a silver Egyptian Ankh. His skin was brown, his eyes were a blazing purple, and his hair was black. Whoever he was he had a big smile on his face.

"It's no problem, hey are you lost? You are aren't you!" he said pointing a finger at Stewie.

"Yeah, how'd you know?" Stewie asked as he turned his head to the side.

"Oh, this is the girls area." He said happily

"Wait, what are you doing here then?"

"Today is a free day, no work, nothing to do. I'm sorry if I tried to get a girl to mess around with." He shook his head, in the kind of way you'd do if you were talking to a child.

Stewie's eye twitched, "What's your name?"

"I'm Ojama Purple." He said as he held his hand out for a shake.

"I'm Stewie, I'm sorry Ojama? And what kind of name is Purple?"

"It's the kind of name you get when your father is insane." Ojama said as he rolled his eyes.

"So you want me to help you get back your room?" Ojama offered.

"Thanks." Stewie nodded. He passed the paper to Ojama, who after looking at the number laughed,

"Please…." Ojama walked down a hallway as Stewie just stood there not knowing what was going on. Stewie looked in the direction Ojama went and saw him turn back to him.

"You coming or what?" Ojama said, Stewie noticed that he had stopped for him, so he ran and caught up. It took ten minutes to get to Stewie's room. In time, Stewie asked himself many things, who was his roommate going to be? Would they get along or would they be at each other neck.

"Well we're here." Ojama said as he walked into the room. Stewie looked at the numbers on the door, it was the right room.

"How'd he know where this room was?"

"Get in here." Ojama said.

Stewie did what he was told and looked around the room. It was smaller than his room back at home but it was liveable. There were two single beds in the room, one thing that Stewie had to noticed was a poster of a half-naked girl on the wall above one of the two beds. In fact half the room appeared as if someone had already moved in. There was a purple laptop on the desk that was in the corner of the room. And there were lots of posters of half-naked girls and one or two posters of fully naked girls hanging around the room. Stewie noted however that all the posters were on one side of the room, and the other side was blank. When Stewie came back into the proper mind he saw Ojama sitting at the desk reading a book.

"Hey Ojama do you know who my roommate is?"

"Yeah." Ojama said without moving from his spot reading was ever it was he was reading.

"Who?"

"You're looking at him, mate." Ojama said focused solely on the book in his hands.

"Ok, if that's the case, what's up with all the posters of naked girls?"

"It's a thing of pride." Ojama said prideful

"Pride?" Stewie asked one of his eyes half closed

Ojama nodded, "Yeah, I slept with all those girls and got them to agree to let me take pictures…" he trailered off as he nodded to himself, probably in remembering his 'good times'.

Stewie shook his head; he had a junior Quagmire on his hands.

"You got the time?"

"Dinner time, why?" Ojama asked as he looked up at Stewie.

"I promised some friends I'd meet them for lunch and I'm late."

Stewie said as he ran out the door

"Hey can I come!" Ojama shouted loudly without moving from his chair.

"Sure!"

Ojama nods to himself, then he runs out the door, catching up with Stewie. Stewie was fallowing Ojama, who seemed to know his way around the building.

"So who we meeting?" Ojama asked quickly

"Some friends of mine from high school, who just so happen to be in the same college as me."

"Ah, you meeting them for lunch?"

"Yeah."

"Then we need to take a left right… now!" Ojama skidded and ran on down a different hallway, Stewie smashed into a wall.

"Son of a bitch!" he yelled, he brushed himself off and ran after Ojama. Turns out the hallway led right to a giant dining room. Stewie looked around, till he noticed a wild mess of orange hair and blonde hair tied in a ponytail. This was he finds his two friends in crowds.

"Come on Ojama."

"Coming." The two made their way around tables and people standing around. It took for ever, but finally they were sitting across from Stewie's old friends, and one girl that Stewie didn't know. Before Stewie could greet his friends, Ojama moved in.

"Well, hello. I'm Ojama Purple, who may you be?" Ojama was talking in the over the top romancer voice.

"I'm Susie Swanson, and don't flirt with me or I'll have to hurt you." She said smiling, she had a look in her eye that clearly said, Go on, I dare you.

Ojama saw this and his smile widened.

"Oh, feisty, I like that." He licked his lips. Any other girl at this point would have slapped him or sprayed mace in his eyes. But Susie being the daughter of a police officer had made her fearless.

"Oh, you haven't seen anything yet." Susie said as she winked at him. Well Ojama and Susie went on with their flirting, or fighting or whatever the hell they were doing, Stewie and Bertram and the still unnamed girl talked.

"So who are you?" Stewie asked the unnamed girl.

"I'm name's Vera Cross, I'm Susie's roommate." She spoke in an elegant and kind voice.

"Vera, that's an old name isn't it?"

"It is I don't know how much, mind you. So is that your roommate?" Vera asked as she pointed to Ojama and Susie, who were now having a nice talk about Dogs, of all things.

"I always wanted to have a Husky." Susie said

"Huskies are nice; I always wanted a German Shepherd."

"You know those are my second favourite type of dog."

"To answer that question, yes he is." Stewie said to Vera.

"So Bertram, where's your roommate?" Stewie asked, finally noticing the odd number of people.

"I don't have one." He said smugly. After fifteen minutes Stewie and Ojama went back to their dorm-room.

Yeah pretty boring. next time (whenever that is) Something legendary will happen.