Hey y'all sorry for the delay but sooooooooooo much has happened. One I got my license and my senior pics taken but then I found out that not one but two of my dogs are dying. One I have had since I was really little and the other I got in elementary school. So to get my mind off all that I decided to write another chapter…. It's the only thing I can do to stop crying :/ Anyway enough with my own personal pity party… ON WITH CHAPTER 2!
P.S. For those who were confused Bella did say a lot of her inner monologue out loud so I didn't think to specify that sorry!
EMPOV:
I really hate wearing these penguin suits! Seriously is this bow tie thing getting tighter? Haha that would the most epic story ever…. SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH GETS STRANGLED BY BOW TIE!
Why yes ladies this is a look into the inner mind of the sexiest man on the planet a.k.a. Emmett Dale McCarty. And here I am at this frilly, girly, fancy dance thing but don't worry I'm only here for my momma. Apparently they are having a bachelor auction and they needed a real man to bring in the green.
Normally I would have had my bitch of a girlfriend come with me to these things but that bitch of a girlfriend is now a bitch of a ex-girlfriend.
Can I say one thing without getting slapped to you ladies? Well going to things like this for me is like one of you ladies going to a strip club… you just don't belong (unless your into that kinda thing). I heavily tip the bartender and take my bottle of tequila and head out to the terrace or patio or whatever the hell its called. And would you guess what I find out there? A fuck-hot brunette! Yeah never see one of those (A/N: Just Kidding I'm a Brunette lol) Its like seeing a smart blond (A/N: No offense to blonds my sister is blond) anyway as I get closer I hear her muttering to herself about what sounds like little 13 year olds stealing her champagne. WTF! And than she looked over at me and said something about me being a bear man and all I can do is smile.
"What the hell are you smiling at?" She asked with a look that could only rival a little angry kitten. It was kinda cute…. WTF AM I SAY THE EM MAN DOESN'T SAY PUSSY SHIT LIKE THAT!
"Oh nothing… just the fact that you are checking me out and you think I look like a bear." I said and than she got this weird face .. like she just figured out she is saying everything out loud and the funny part is she even said "Did I say everything out loud?" out loud. So to put her out of her misery of trying to hurt herself thinking I just go ahead and answer her and finished off my comment with the most appropriate name for her… shortie!
"I'm not short! I'm just fun sized bear boy!" the angry kitten snapped back. Oooo I like them feisty! Hmmm I wonder is she is not only an angry kitten but a sex kitten too? All that anger has to go somewhere!
"Ok well this bear boy needs another drink, what about you princess?" I ask kitten
"Yeah a drink would be great and by the way call me bella." Replied the angry/ potentially sex ktten and guess what sexy kitten got a name and its bella! Sexy yet innocent….. that's almost as good as feisty!
"Be right back shortcake and by the way bella" Her name rolled off my tounge and it turned me on like a lightbulb in the middle of the times square new years eve ball that drops every year. And now to lay out the emmy charm "I'm Emmett" and with that I went off and got more booze. Lots and lots of booze.
So what did you think of Emmetts pov? I know its short but I have to get back into a happy grove. I give you permission to burn me cause a review is a review and in the end it will help me! SO PLEASE REVIEW!