Vampire in Chuckle City

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A/N: Well here we are… another chapter. I've noticed that people are worried about the Channy situation…. Well folks, I did put Channy in the story description didn't I? That just means that at some point they will get together…. But I reserve every right to play around with them all I want until it gets to that point. Ok people you wanna see Chapter 4? Review!

Chapter 3

Kim paced back and forth in Chad's dressing room going over her lines and trying her very hardest not to laugh. Why had she agreed to this? She had always had such a hard time being serious. She looked at herself in the mirror and tried saying her lines again, but a smile formed on her lips. She looked so stupid when she tried to be serious. She wished she were still with Robert, he could have helped her, but she was here because of Robert, cause she thought it would help her forget about him and how much she missed him.

Instead she learnt she missed him more then she had ever thought she had. S

"Hey Kim!" Chad greeted walking into his dressing room; he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and looked down at the script she was reading. "You ready to try for drama?"

"I'm trying Dylan Really! I am!" Kim told him frowning lightly. He smiled at her.

Kim knew he wasn't ready to trust her just yet. Their break up had been particularly horrible. He had begged her to stay with him, that he had grown to really care about, that he had started to love her, which wasn't something to be taken lightly, coming from the self absorbed Chad Dylan Cooper. But she had already fallen for Robert, was sick of Chad's media games, and well… her mind was made up, it was already decided, there was no going back now. It's just the way she was. She should have stopped calling him Dylan but it made her feel more comfortable, and it seemed to make him feel more comfortable too.

Chad took her hand in his and led her out on set, and Kim turned her mind back to her problem with Robert and felt her smile fade almost immediately. An idea suddenly struck her, if she could just continue to think of Robert during her scenes that might depress her into being more serious.

Maybe today would be the day she got serious for the first time!

Sonny was sitting beside Robert as they looked over the sketch, talking amongst the group, secretly very happy that Robert was starting to be a little funny. Robert was surprisingly patient he listen to Grady's stories, answered Nico's dating questions and held Zora's snake. He even let Tawni fawn over him and sit on his lap from time to time.

When Sonny asked where he learned to put up with so much he told her it was because Kim had been a very aggravating person, constantly arguing and fighting and having strange habits and routines. Robert had learnt to put up with her even when he wanted to strangle her so dealing with the cast of So Random was so far a walk in the park.

Everything was fine until Marshall walked in looked very flustered.

"Alright kids, I've got some goods new and some bad news. What do you wanna hear first?" Marshall asked.

"The good." Everyone replied, even Robert.

"She's ok!" Marshall declared. Everyone was confused, including Robert.

"Who's ok?" Zora asked.

"There was an accident over at Mackenzie Falls. A sandbag dropped from the roof and hit Kim." Marshall explained, clearly that was the bad news.

"What?" Robert cried shooting to his feet, Tawni, who had been on his lap, went flying landing on the floor.

"But she's alright!" Marshall told him, Sonny looked up to Robert who looked worried.

"Is she at the hospital?" Robert asked.

"No, she just came back from the hospital, she's at the Falls, and she wants to see Sonny." Marshall replied. Sonny grimaced, this didn't bode well.

"I'll, uh, go with you." Robert offered. Sonny wondered what this could be about as she got up. Robert was quiet as they walked to the Falls, his palms were sweaty and he was constantly swallowing.

"I'm sure she's ok Robert." Sonny tried to assure him. Robert looked to her and smiled weakly. They were let onto the set easily, the first time for Sonny, not counting the time Chad pretended to be her friend to break up her and So Random, where Chad came to greet them.

"Hello Sonny." He greeted warmly, his demeanor changed when he saw Robert. "Pattinson…." He growled.

"What happened?" Sonny asked him. Chad rubbed the back of his neck.

"We're not really sure, one minute she was saying her lines the next she was on the floor with a sand bag on top of her." Chad explained.

"How bad is it?" Robert suddenly asked. Chad stared at him confused.

"She's got a bruise on her back and she cracked her head open when she hit the ground, she's got a big cut and a concussion, but she laughed about it when she woke up in the hospital so we think she's going to be ok." Chad told him. Robert exhaled lowly, and ran a hand over his face, he then moved towards the room with a picture of Chad in the middle of a big gold star. Chad stepped between Robert and the door.

"Not you. She doesn't want to see you." Chad snarled. Robert's blueish eyes began to water, Sonny grimaced to him as she walked by, Robert's worried look faded into an angry scowl and he moved towards the Mackenzie Falls snack table. Sonny took a deep breath, put on her most glittering smile and walked into the dimmed dressing room.

Kimberly lay on Chad's sofa; she had a hand to her forehead where a piece of think gauze had been taped. She didn't seem to notice Sonny's arrival seemingly too lost in her thoughts, until Sonny cleared her throat. Kim turned to her and she smiled, but this wasn't like her regular bright smile, this was a different smile, a sadder smile, if that was possible.

"Hey." She whispered.

"How are you feeling?" Sonny asked.

"I'm o.k. really; they've given me quite a bit of medication." Kim told Sonny, who nodded to her. "I have a favor to ask you."

"Oh. O.k. I can try to help you." Sonny replied, wondering what someone like Kimberly Berkley would want with her.

"I need you to be good to Robert. Better then I was which should be easy. He's a really nice guy and he deserves someone who'll love him and take care of him. Go public with your relationship, compliment him on his singing, play with his chest hair and buy him tones of scarves. Can you do that for me?" Kim requested, her eyes were watering and she was sniffing as if she were about to cry. Sonny was momentarily stunned.

"Uh… don't you think that you…" Sonny started.

"Me?' Kim scoffed, interrupting Sonny. "I was horrible to him I took advantage of him, didn't pay attention to him, I only cared about myself, but you're not like that, you'll treat him right? Wont you?"

"Of course I will." Sonny promised, for how could she not promise someone so in love with a guy she'd beg the next girl to be better to him? Sonny couldn't help but smile. Kimberly Berkley still loved Robert Pattinson; now all she had to do was get them back together.

Robert's eyes glanced over to the door that stood between him and Kimberly. He wanted nothing more than to rush in there and see for himself whether or not she was ok. He was worried, Kimberly was always accident prone, she was constantly getting injured, but she had never had to go to the hospital because of them. This was new and he didn't like it. The only thing stopping him from going and breaking the door down was Chad who was across the room glaring at him and his pride.

Chad had been glaring at the vampiric pretty boy since Sonny had left. What was so good about him huh? And why did he care so much about Kimberly's injury? He didn't like her anymore; he was supposed to hate her. What was going on? Chad crossed the room to where Robert was standing and then took the spot right beside him, glaring into those blue eyes which seemed to be shining with worry.

"So you and Sonny huh?" Chad asked. Robert sighed and turned away, a scowl back on his features.

"So you and Kim… again?" Robert shot back.

"Yeah, how about you don't steal her right out from under me this time?" Chad joked, Robert didn't laugh, neither did he, it wasn't meant to be taken funny, though he tried to make it sound that way.

"When I met Kim she was crying about your last media escapade. I wasn't after her to steal her from you; I just wanted her to smile." Robert explained, Chad cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Crying huh?" Chad growled, yeah cause he needed to hear that, "Well you're just a regular knight in shining armor aren't you?"

"At least I didn't date her for the publicity!" Robert snarled. Turning to Chad, he looked really angry, but then again so was Chad.

"Yeah? At least I'm not dating someone six years younger than me!" Chad cried. Robert moved closer to Chad, Chad had to look up to glare into his eyes.

"Why do you even care? You're horrible to Sonny!" Robert accused.

"How would you know?" Chad challenged.

"Sonny told me! That's how!" Robert yelled.

"You know nothing! You're so stupid! You didn't deserve Kim and you definitely don't deserve Sonny! Sonny's kind and sweet and cute! And you're nothing but a troll!" Chad defended. Robert suddenly went wide eyed, a smirk spread across his lips.

"You like her don't you?" Robert cried, jabbing Chad in the chest. Chad paused.

"No? What are you talking about? I'm with Kim!" Chad cried in his defence.

"WOW, this is absolutely pathetic. I've stolen two girls from you know! You couldn't keep Kim happy and now I've got Sonny, and I took them both right out from under you, and there's not a single thing you can do about it 'cause I'm Robert Pattinson and you're nothing but some Drama show washout!" Robert cried, he looked like he was going to say more, but he didn't get to say it, Chad had gotten so angry that before he could stop himself he had hit the larger male right in the mouth.

The hit didn't knock Robert down like Chad thought it would, seeing that it was the hardest he had hit anyone, instead Robert just staggered back a bit. He put a hand to his lip, check for blood, which there was and then turned his glare to Chad. He took two steps forward and brought his hand back to hit Chad, no doubt a lot harder then Chad at him. Chad winced and waited for the pain but it never came.

"Guys! Stop! This is not the time for fighting!" Sonny cried, when Chad opened his eyes, his beautiful Sonny was in between him and the angry bull. For a while Chad was worried Robert would merely push Sonny aside and hit him anyways, and if he did he was ready to hide his perfect face and hope Robert hit somewhere less important, like his back. However, Robert backed down, he turned his unimpressed glare to Sonny.

"How's the little attention seeker?" He asked. Chad bristled at this.

"Hey, just 'cause you're mad at me, doesn't mean you take it out on Kim, she's actually really hurt!" Chad argued. Robert turned back to him and Chad cringed again.

"He's right Robert, she's ok, but she is hurt." Sonny agreed, Chad was touched she agreed with him, seeing as she apparently thought he hated her, but then again she had just been in with Kimberly, and idiot could tell that Kimberly was in pain, both emotional and physical, even if you didn't know her.

"Fine. Let's just get out of here." Robert ordered, offering Sonny an arm. Chad waited until they left before rushing to Kimberly's side in a full out panic.

"We have a problem. Robert's figured out that I like Sonny." Chad declared, shutting the door to his dressing room behind him.

"That's ok Chad. I'm thinking it's time we fake break up anyways." Kim told him. Chad paused. Why was he feeling a sudden heart wrenching pain in his chest?

"What's got you so angry?" Sonny asked breaking the icy stretch of silence as they walked back towards stage two.

"He doesn't even like her Sonny, I bet he's using her again." Robert growled, he put a hand back to his lip, it was throbbing but he was O.K. He had never wanted to kill Chad as much as he had back there.

"Am I still bleeding?" Robert asked Sonny. He withdrew his hand and Sonny peered at the wound, getting up on her tippy toes to get a better look.

"A little, not a lot." Sonny told him then winced when he swore loudly. He glowered at a spot on the floor then turned to her his features somewhat softened.

"At least we know that Chad likes you, he told me as much when he told me how sweet and kind you were and how I didn't deserve you." Robert explained. Sonny blushed, so that's what the two of them were arguing about.

"And I found out Kim still likes you." Sonny confided. Robert perked up immediately.

"Really? Did she tell you to back off? Did she tell you she'd rub you off the face of the earth and no one would ever be able to find out? Or that she'd peel your face off and wear it like a Sonny-mask?" Robert asked, a big goofy grin alighting to his face. Sonny stared at him in disbelief not sure if Kimberly would actually do that or if Robert's twisted mind had thought all that up on its own.

"No!" Sonny cried, shaking her head at him. "She told me to be good to you, all tearful and such. Really dramatic you know."

"Kim doesn't do dramatic, unless she's trying to be funny. What did she tell you to do for me?" Robert asked, his silly grin fading. Sonny paused, how had he known she had given him a list of things to do?

"Uhm, she told me to listen to you songs, buy you lots of scarves, and go public with our relationship." Sonny listed, with each thing Robert's face grew darker, when she stopped talking he swore loudly again. Sonny jumped at the curse word, not that she hadn't heard them before but from the sheer volume. What was wrong? Wasn't this a good sign?

"She's getting over me." Robert translated for her.

"What? But she was all weepy!" Sonny tried to clarify, it didn't sound like Kimberly was over him, it didn't look like it either, but then again Robert was the Kimberly expert, he had also started pacing.

"This is what she does, she goes from angry Kim to guilty Kim after that is 'I'm over it' Kim and she'll move on and get someone else." Robert explained. Sonny frowned, this wasn't good at all, and Kimberly might just stay with Chad... and then what?

"So what should we do?" Sonny asked him.

"Clearly this isn't working, our last hope is to go public with our relationship, keep it up for a week see if Kimberly comes around and if she doesn't we'll have a very public break up." Robert explained. Sonny nodded, it was nice not being the one planning. Maybe this one won't go up in smoke, like her last one had.

"Thanks sonny, for helping me.' Robert thanked her, moving in closer to her.

"It's ok. You're helping me too remember?" Sonny sighed. Robert smiled at her, she was lost in his blue eyes, and they seemed so familiar, like Chad's only less blue. Then, for no reason what so ever; Robert slid his lips onto hers. It was soft, it was sweet it was over as quickly as it had started. E smiled at her again and then moved away, walking into the prop house, leaving Sonny behind, breathless.

This year's hottest Vampire had just kissed her! She couldn't wait to tell Tawni!

Remember! This isn't the end, there is more after this you have to REVIEW and then I'll work harder to get chapter 4 up so you can see what happens next! Moral of the story?

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