Me: C'mon people! Time for more truth or dare! :D

[groans from everyone]

Me: Relax! It's not JUST torture! You get gifts and stuff too!

Mort: Yay! I like presents!

Me: …Alright, then. Okay let's get started. But first, a word to our viewers. [looks directly at camera] We hope you enjoy this program. Our sponsers are… CUT!

Skipper: What just happened?

Me: We're on tv. I had to stop for a commercial break.

Skipper: We're on tv?

Me: [sarcastically] No.

A few minutes later…

Me: Ok, we're back on air in 3... 2... 1... Hi! Welcome back! We'd also like to thank all the reviewers for their fabulous dares!

(btw I'll try to get everyone's in. I probably won't get everyone in this chapter though. I'm so happy that I got so many! XD)

Me: This one's from… let's see… mmmhmm… GoldenWheel:

That's awsome thinking about us reviewers :D lol! i wanna help u out n give the people torture, and gifts!here i go!Skipper- eat a brickPrivate- have a sword fight with Skipper, both of you using... SWORDFISH! xD

Kowalski- let rico taze you with a tazerRico- eat as much fish as you can in 30 seconds!Marlene- act like a guyKing Julien- be Queen Julien for the chapterBlowhole- go on a romancing date with Candy (my oc, info on my profile)Mort- try to catch your tail much like a dog~Candy signing out

Me: Wow, there's a lot here. Let's get started.

Skipper: …A brick?

Me: Yes.

Skipper: …Rico, give me a brick.

Rico: Ok! [upchucks a brick]

Skipper: [tries to eat it, but he can't]

Kowalski: [comes out of nowhere suddenly holding a bucket and some sort of weapon] I'll solve this problem! With SCIENCE!

Marlene: [nervously] Um, what's that?

Kowalski: Liquidizer 3000. [puts the brick in the bucket and shoots it with the Liquidizer 3000. It turns in to, well, liquid, obviously. He hands the bucket to Skipper, who looks at it with distaste but drinks it anyhow, just because he has to.]

Skipper: …Tastes like… Ashes, rocks, cement, and pork chops.

Private, Rico, Julien, and Marlene: What?

Me: Okay, now Private has to have a sword fight with Skipper using [pauses dramatically] Swordfish! [tosses a swordfish to both of them]

Private: [nervously] Skipper…

Skipper: En garde!

[They start swordfighting. Private is defeated when Skipper yells, "Look! A Lunacorn!" Private looks around and Skipper uses the distraction to knock him off balance, defeating him.]

Skipper: Don't be distracted so easily, soldier! Extra training for you tomorrow, Private.

Private: Sorry, Skipper.

Me: Moving on… Wait, where's Kowalski?

[They find him cowering in a corner]

Kowalski: Don't hurt me! Please! Aaaaaahhhhh…

Rico: Nuh! [grabs Kowalski and drags him outside. Screams of agony are heard. Kowalski is dragged back in by Rico, who has a taser in his other flipper]

Me: Well… That was a bit disturbing… But then again, it's Rico. I guess that takes care of Kowalski's dare. Next up, ooohhhh, you're going to like this Rico!

Rico: [excitedly] jfbviuhybvkjvhbjkuelppaqldmcm! FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSHH!

Me: Yes, Rico. [a huge crate (bigger than an elephant) of fish drops out of nowhere] Eat as much as you can in thirty seconds.

[He blows up the crate and eats all of it in ten seconds flat. Everybody stares at him in shock]

Me:…Next dare iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss….. For Marlene! Ok, you are supposed to act like a guy!

Marlene:…Ok. [does a deep voice] Uh, I'm so big-headed and I think I know everything! I like watching football all the time! I tell other people what to do and I think that the world revolves around me!

Skipper: [indignantly] Hey! Guys don't act like that!

Marlene: [sarcastically] Oh, really?

Private: [sniffled] That makes me sad!

Marlene: [soothing] Sorry, Private. Iwas only talking about CERTAIN people.

Me: …Okay King Julien. You-

Julien: I am Queen Julian, silly human! And you are all my royal subjects!

Me: Okay….. Blowhole?

Dr. Blowhole: Right here.

Skipper: AAAAGGGH! When did you get here, dolphin? [looks around for wherever his voice is coming from and sees a TV screen behind them] Ohhhh!

Blowhole: Actually, no need for that dare. I am already dating this delightful dolphin diva. [looks lovingly to someone offscreen, presumably Candy. Skipper barfs.]

Me: Well, Iguess that's taken care of now. Next! Mort! Chase your tail!

Mort: [starts chasing his tail wildy] !

Julien: I, Queen Julien, order Mort to stop of the annoying chasing tails!

Mort: !

Me: [shouting above the chaos that ensues as everybody starts yelling] OKAY! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY AND THANKS FOR WATCHING. HAVE A NICE NIGHT AND TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR SOME MORE FUN! WE NOW GO TO THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK! BYE!