Ugh…my computer deleted this once already…UGH! ...I had the beginning! Anyway, since now I'm not in the mood for what I had said…well...Except that you guys should thank my Tobi…he's the one that helped me think of the rest of this…Since Danna's in jail…
Dei: Kari-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned un!
Thanks…welcome to, Revealed Insanity!
Revealed Insanity
Deidara looked up from the book he was reading as the door to his room opened. Once he noted that it was a curtained teen with spiky, raven hair, he turned his attention back to his book. "What is it Tobi?" he asked in a sing-song voice. "I have a m-message for you sempai." Replied the other male, his voiced cracking a bit.
Out of all the people that knew exactly how Deidara was, Tobi was the only one that feared him. The others had either been found by the blonde along the way, or they wanted to use the blonde's abilities for their own selfish reasons. Not that Deidara actually cared. Not as long as he could do as he pleased.
"Really now? Well what is it un? You didn't do something extremely stupid again did you?" asked Deidara in that same sing-song voice. Tobi gulped. Deidara was in one of his unstable moods again. That could end badly…
"N-no! The police want you to know that S-Sasori-san broke out of prison is all!" explained Tobi.
Without looking up from his book, Deidara hummed. "I see. Who would've thought that Sasori-no-danna, such a man of justice, would break the law! This makes the game much more interesting un." he said with a smirk spreading across his face. Tobi blinked, not understanding what the blonde meant.
"B-but sempai…how is that more interesting? Isn't it bad that he's free? He'll try to reveal you!" he reasoned. Deidara sighed and snapped his book shut. "It seems that you do not understand Tobi. An artist such as myself must seek ever greater stimulation. When I had to be around the great detective Akasuna all day, it made me have to plan everything carefully un."
Standing from his seat at the desk in the room, Deidara walked over to the window. "It's like a game of chess un...be useful and go and get Itachi will you?" he said as his eyes scanned the streets of London below. As the other teen left, Deidara smirked.
Tobi was such a coward. He hated killing, but his fear of Deidara made it that he couldn't say anything against him. Tobi knew that he was Deidara's pawn and let the blonde move him as he pleased. As for Itachi…he was Deidara's knight. The blonde had many uses for the weasel and did everything in his power to make sure that Itachi was never compromised. Hidan was less important, but still important. He was more of a bishop. Deidara used him more because of his position in the bank. Since Kakuzu really didn't like letting go of money…though…the brunette also liked using Deidara for his own selfish desires. When a competitor was doing better than him, Kakuzu would ask Deidara to be rid of him.
Itachi…Deidara had found Itachi about nine years earlier, and even though the raven was two years older than the blonde, Deidara knew how to control him. And Itachi never fought against it. He had been suicidal when Deidara had found him after he had murdered his own family; mother, father, and little brother. Deidara had explained that he was different. The way Itachi saw the world was in a way that was too advanced for people living in it. He had helped Itachi control his homicidal urges and showed him how to plan ahead.
Hidan? Well, Hidan Deidara had found in Russia. Known as The Reaper, Hidan had been hunted by the police…and had almost gotten caught. That was when Deidara had stepped into his life. Hidan followed Deidara to London…
Tobi…Tobi Deidara had found last year. He had saved the boy from a group of idiotic drunkards. If there was one thing that Deidara disliked, it was watching people kill messily. He always thought that a murder should be complex; a beautiful work of art. That sole manner of thinking was the reason that Tobi had survived. After, Tobi had found out quite a bit about the blonde…and his fear began.
Itachi had once asked why Tobi was still alive. Deidara's answer? "I still have use for him…plus he entertains me with his fear when I'm bored un." The answer had actually unnerved Itachi. He still found it odd how Deidara was so…heartless.
Deidara had his reasons though. Insanity was not something you could control really. It's not something you inherit either. Insanity was something that could happen in the blink of an eye. And after the hell that Deidara had been put through…
The door opened once more as Itachi walked in. "You summoned me?" he asked, "It had better be important. It's never easy to shake Kisame." Deidara laughed in a carefree manner before saying, "If it wasn't important, I wouldn't have bothered you at this time of the day un." he reasoned. The Uchiha nodded and Deidara stated, "It seems as if Detective Akasuna has escaped from prison."
Eyes wide, Itachi took a step closer to the blonde, "But…he knows exactly what you are! That's not good Deidara!" he exclaimed. Deidara laughed once more before turning to the window, "Have you forgotten who I am Uchiha Itachi? I am Katsu Deidara un. I have so many titles that so many countries have given me that even you do not know what I really am un…how can you expect someone like Akasuna no Sasori to know me so well?"
Itachi sighed. He knew the blonde was probably right. After all, no cop had ever been able to catch him. Hell, none of the law enforcers had ever even seen his face! But he couldn't shake off the odd feeling of dread that had consumed him when the blonde had stated that the redheaded man had escaped. It was a type of…premonition.
And he hoped it was wrong…
With a hum, Deidara turned to the door, "Go downstairs and check on my stocks would you? Oh…and give this to Zetsu un." he handed the raven an envelope before grabbing his jacket. "W-where are you going?" asked Itachi, confused. Deidara slipped the jacket on and exited the room, "To speak with Hidan."
~Meanwhile~
Sasori slipped into his old home. He really needed a decent outfit…and his gun.
He knew that he was now being searched for…but all he wanted was to clear his name. But to do that, he needed to find Deidara. "I knew you'd come here 'Sori."
The redhead spun around to see Kisame sitting on his couch. "Mr. Hoshigaki." He whispered. Kisame stood and walked over. "No need to be so formal with me 'Sori. We grew up together after all." He said as he motioned to the plate of food on the table. Sasori raised a brow at the blunette. "Why are you here Kisame?" he asked. Kisame motioned to the table once more and Sasori sighed.
Grabbing the plate, he started to eat as Kisame spoke. "I heard you broke out. I wanted to know who it really was. I know you 'Sori. You would never kill a man without reason, let alone three. So I wanna help you clear your name my friend."
Sasori nodded as he finished the food. "Deidara." Kisame blinked. "No way." He muttered, "Your partner?" Sasori nodded as he got himself a glass of water. "He's…completely insane." He whispered before drowning the glass. He knew it was hard to believe. It had taken the redhead three weeks to come to terms with that fact himself. He had thought he had known Deidara so well…but the boy had been a murderer…and he had never noticed.
"So…what's the plan then?" asked Kisame. The good thing about having Kisame as a friend? He did whatever he could to help him. Sasori thought it over…
~At Kakuzu's bank~
Deidara opened the door to the bank. "Why hello Detective Katsu! If you're looking for Mr. Yoku, he's up in his office with Mr. Gesei." Greeted one of the tellers. She smiled widely at the blonde as he nodded in response and headed up the stairs. Opening the door to Kakuzu's office, he glanced around.
"Ah, Detective Katsu. What brings you here?" asked the brunette. Deidara kicked the door closed and moved with a speed that Hidan had never seen. Swiftly, he pulled out a knife and threw it, with precise aim, into Kakuzu's heart. Without a sound, the brunette looked down at the knife protruding from his chest before his head lolled back and his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
After a few seconds of silence, Hidan chuckled, "Well it's about fucking time Dei." He stated as he reached for the knife. "Don't touch it un." said Deidara in his carefree voice. Hidan raised a brow before he noticed that the blonde was wearing gloves. "Ah…fingerprints? You really do think of everything." Whispered the albino. Deidara shrugged and said, "Now, in exchange for getting him out of your hair, you owe me your complete loyalty." Hidan scoffed, "Yeah, sure whatever. How are we gonna get this off our hands fucker?"
"Call in one of your employees."
Hidan went to the door and quietly called someone over to the room. A man with white hair pulled into a low ponytail and glasses walked in. "Yes Mr. Gesei? Oh my-" Deidara slapped a hand over the man's mouth. "Guess what un? You just killed Yoku Kakuzu. Have fun in prison~." He sang with a satisfied smirk. Hidan bit back a laugh before catching Deidara's eyes. The blonde pulled the man over to Kakuzu's corpse and forced him to put his hand on the knife. The man struggled, trying to get out of the blonde's grasp as Hidan said, "Well, Yakushi Kabuto's a murderer…" He went out the door…
~A few days pass~
Sasori glared up at the building he and Kisame stood before. It was Deidara's home…if someone like Deidara called it like that. "Are you sure it's ok to be barging in like this 'Sori?" asked Kisame as he glanced down the street, "We haven't seen anyone all day…who's to say that he isn't in there?" Sasori sighed. He understood his friend's uneasiness. After all, Kisame was still head of his company…where as Sasori was a wanted man. Sasori had nothing to lose. After all, he either cleared his name, ended up back in jail, or died. His good reputation had been taken from him by Deidara…
"I can handle this from here Kisame." He said, "You should head home." Kisame laughed, "No way in hell man! I'm sticking with you no matter what happens!" Sasori sighed, "You have a reputation Kisame…you shouldn't risk losing it…" "Eh, what's the good if I don't live life to the fullest?"
Sasori gave up. He knew that Kisame wouldn't give up on something once he put his mind to it. "Then don't complain. We're going in anyway." He muttered as he walked up to the entrance.
Knocking on the door, Sasori was surprised when it swung open. That was a sure sign that something was up. He sighed and pulled out his gun as he stepped inside with Kisame following close behind.
It was dark, but Sasori could see that most of the rooms were completely empty; only a few had some furniture or something of the sorts. The air seemed to close in on the two…a very odd sensation. They checked all the rooms on the first floor. "Nothing…" whispered Kisame. Sasori nodded. The duo headed up the stairs.
"It's still dark…" muttered the blunette. Sasori ignored the comment and scanned the hall. He caught sight of a light way in the back and headed over quietly. As the two reached the door-
"There's no reason to be so sneaky Sasori-no-danna. I knew you were here since the moment you stepped out of Mr. Hoshigaki's car un."
Sasori and Kisame froze. So Deidara DID know they were there…
Sasori kicked the door open and stepped into the room.
There stood Deidara with a psychotic grin on his face. "Hello danna. It's nice to see you un. I have to say, I was shocked to find out that you had broken out of prison! I guess you and I aren't so different after all un." he welcomed, his voice eerily carefree. Sasori frowned, "I am nothing like you Deidara." He stated. Deidara hummed, "I believe you are. You and I are similar. Insanity has us in its clutches un." Sasori aimed at the blonde's head, "I am not like you." He said with a dark glare.
Deidara laughed, "Says the man aiming a gun at my head un~!" he sang. Sasori glared darkly as he felt a hand on his arm. "Don't give him the satisfaction 'Sori." Muttered Kisame. Sasori lowered the weapon slightly. "We're taking you in Deidara. You're freedom is gone." He said in a calm tone. Deidara hummed again, "No…I don't think so. After all, you have no proof. And besides that…"
"You're out numbered."
Kisame and Sasori turned as Itachi, Hidan, and Tobi stepped into the room.
"Itachi?" questioned Kisame in shock. "Hello Kisame. Sorry, but I owe Deidara my life." Explained the Uchiha in monotone. "Owe him your life? What does that mean?"
"Aw, this is quite a shock for Mr. Hoshigaki isn't it Weasel?" sang the blonde as he sat on an empty desk in the room. "Well, Artist, I would believe it would be. He has no idea of our past…" Sasori frowned, "I thought it was odd how fast you two became friends at the mansion…" he said, "As far as I knew, Deidara had never met Mr. Uchiha." Deidara chuckled, "I knew Weasel long before he met Mr. Hoshigaki, Sasori-no-danna. In fact, he and I both came from Japan un. We traveled all of Japan, China, and even Russia un! That's where we met Hidan, or Reaper as I like to call him~!" Hidan laughed loudly, "Yes…" he said, his voice taking on a Russian accent, "Deidara did find me in St. Petersburg. Back then I was in hiding…"
Sasori remained silent. So, they had come to London together…and had split up for things that interested them? "What about you Tobi?" asked Kisame. The younger raven jumped, "N-no…don't ask me…T-Tobi doesn't know…" he stuttered. Deidara laughed, "Don't even bother Mr. Hoshigaki. Tobi is too afraid to do anything against me un."
Averting his gaze, Tobi started trembling. He really didn't wanna get caught in any of this…
"Deidara, this is between you and me." Said Sasori. "And yet, you brought Mr. Hoshigaki?" shot the blonde. "I came to help my friend and to be sure of something…" explained Kisame. Deidara raised a brow, "And that would be?" "Were you the one who murdered Yoku Kakuzu?"
Deidara's eyes widened and he couldn't help but laugh, "You're good Mr. Hoshigaki un. Not a single other person, well, besides Danna, would ever think I would do such a thing." He ran a hand through his golden bangs and smiled sweetly, "Which means, you'll have to be disposed of un." Hidan chuckled, "I was thinking that you were acting strange today Artist…but now I see I was wrong. You are still the same crazy blonde I know."
Sasori raised his gun once more, "You think that you can kill me Brat? Go ahead and try."
And that's when the blonde snapped.
Deidara shot forward, faster than Sasori had ever seen a person move, and gripped Sasori's wrist. He twisted it, forcing the red head to release the pistol in pain. Deidara then flipped him onto his back. Sasori gasped in pain and he swore he heard something crack. "What's the matter Sasori-no-danna? You are way tougher than this un. Don't make it too easy for me."
Sasori scowled and jumped up onto his feet. "I'm just getting started Brat." He growled as he tackled the blonde to the ground. He punched Deidara a few times before he regained his composure and kicked him off. Sasori landed with a grunt and rolled to the side as Deidara brought his foot down where his head just was.
Looking back, Sasori noticed the crack in the wood and frowned. Deidara was much stronger than he looked. Deidara met his gaze and Sasori saw something in those sapphire eyes that he didn't expect…
"OI!"
The blonde held his arm up as Hidan tossed him a metal pipe and caught it. He spun it once and brought it down. Sasori's eyes widened and he rolled back onto his feet before it could connect. The pipe slammed a hole into the floor. "SORI!" Sasori looked up and caught his gun as Kisame tossed it. He took aim at the blonde and pulled the trigger…
But Deidara was too quick.
He moved back and grabbed Tobi by the shirt, pulling him before him as a shield. The raven haired boy's eyes widened as he looked down at the mortal wound. He looked back at Deidara, "S-Sempai…w-why?" he stuttered. Deidara shrugged, "I have no more use for you un. So, I'm taking what you owe." Tobi's eyes rolled back into his head and he fell limp in Deidara's grip. The blonde threw him at the shocked Sasori and lunged at him.
Sasori took a step back and aimed his pistol once more…
But Deidara used the pipe to smack the object out of his hand. It skidded off into the dark hall as the blonde landed in front of him. "That's checkmate Sasori-no-danna." He said with a smirk as he raised the pole above his head…
The door was suddenly kicked open. "FREEZE KATSU!" a few cops stormed in, guns drawn and aimed at Deidara, and surrounded the blonde. Deidara frowned. "How?" he asked in surprise. "Mr. Hoshigaki called us before he and Detective Akasuna came over here!" explained a cop before turning to said red head, "Forgive us Detective, we should've known you would never commit such a crime." Sasori shrugged, "It's all right. The truth was revealed."
Deidara glared as the cops restrained him.
"Detective, follow me. Let the local authorities handle this." Said a person in Sasori's ear. A gentle hand gripped his arm and pulled him towards the hall. Sasori spared one last glance at Deidara and notice the blonde smirking at him. Did he still have something up his sleeve? Sasori looked around before he was consumed by the darkness of the rest of the building.
Had Hidan and Itachi still been in the room?
Sasori shook the thoughts out of his head as he turned to the man leading him back out of the building. His face was hidden under the shadow of the cap he wore. "What about Mr. Hoshigaki?" he asked. The man nodded, "Don't worry, someone will lead him out as well Detective." He replied.
What was it about his voice that seemed…familiar?
Nah, Sasori was just being paranoid. He let the officer lead him out and looked back at the building. He just couldn't believe it.
"It's finally over." He stated.
The man let go of his arm as the stepped onto the sidewalk across the street with a chuckle.
"You would say that…wouldn't you Sasori-no-danna?"
Sasori's eyes widened and he turned to look at the man-
The sound of an explosion filled the air and Sasori was thrown into the building behind him. He blacked out as his head met the bricks…
~Days pass~
Sasori opened his eyes slowly as an annoying light hit his eyes. "You're up! I'll go get a doctor!"
The red head sat up and flinched slightly. Looking down, he noticed that he had bandages around his side. His right eye was also covered, but he could see the bits of light through the bandages, so he knew he hadn't lost his eye. He glanced around and noticed that he was in a hospital room. What?
Suddenly, Konan and a doctor walked in. "Detective Akasuna! You've finally awakened!" stated the doctor. Sasori blinked a few times before remembering the last thing that had happened. "But…the building…it…" "Deidara had one last trick up his sleeve." Explained Konan, "He set off dynamite and blew the whole building to ashes." "What about…" "Kisame died in the explosion…"
Sasori sighed.
It had happened again. He couldn't save anyone…but…"What about Deidara?" he asked.
"Deidara had strapped the dynamite to HIMSELF." Explained the blunette. Sasori thought it over before sighing. "I thought I had heard something before the explosion…but I guess it was my imagination. Now…why am I so badly injured?" he asked.
After the doctor explained the damage Sasori had sustained from hitting the building and some rubble falling on him, he checked a few things and walked out. Konan had decided to go and get Sasori something to eat.
Sasori sighed as he looked out the window. It was over. Deidara was dead. But…what now? He still didn't understand why the blonde had become so…twisted. How could someone that seemed as just as Deidara be so cold hearted and demented? He ran a hand through his hair and sighed again.
The door opened and a nurse walked in. "Someone sent you some flowers Detective." She said cheerfully. Sasori raised a brow as the ginger haired woman set a vase down. "I'll leave them here where the sun is." She said before walking out.
Sasori analyzed the flowers. They were all lovely, with roses even… Sasori noticed a note and grabbed it…
Dear Sasori-no-danna,
I hope you get better soon. Our game of Cat and Mouse isn't over yet~! You're too interesting to let die. Get well soon~.
Lots of love,
Your partner, Deidara.
Sasori just continued to stare at the note…
(A/n) And I shall leave it at that! XD.
Saso: He almost killed me.
Dei: It's just this one fic danna!
Saso: Yeah, yeah.
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