And so Shirou has been kidnapped by Ilya. He said he'd play with her, but he hadn't planned on it so soon. He doesn't remember exactly how he got into her mansion, or even leaving home for that matter. Anyway he comes to his senses in the entryway greeted by Sella and Leysritt who are staring at him awkwardly. Stuff like this happens all the time, at this point Shirou figures it's best just to roll with it.

"Uhh... hi." He waves at them.

"..." Sella looks at him suspiciously.

"Hello." Leys greets him with a smile at least.

A few moments of silence pass by... very awkwardly. "So uhh... how's it hanging?"

"The chandalier is hanging just fine." Sella replies still awkwardly.

Leys just giggles.

"Well, I'm going to go find Ilya. I'll see you two later... I guess?" Man, those girls are hard to talk to. Shirou walks off leaving the two maids behind, for some reason or another Ilya left him in their care while she was off doing who knows what.

As Shirou explores the ground floor he hears footsteps, he looks behind him to see the two maids following him. Then something else catches his attention, he hears what sounds like a tv going. "Don't tell me she's watching cartoons or something?" Shirou mumbles and follows the noise.

He reaches what looks like a living room where the sound of the tv is coming from. He sees no tv, instead sitting on the floor is a gigantic hunk of Servant. The reason he can't see the tv is because Berserker is sitting in front of it.

"..." He turns to Shirou and growls.

"I was brought here I swear!" He can't talk, but at least he can understand Shirou doesn't want to be horribly torn appart right?

"..." He narrows his eyes at Shirou and takes a large bite out of the Slim Jim in his hand but thankfully does not get up. He looks like an angry two ton gorrilla.

"He really likes those Slim Jims for some reason, ever since he saw that commercial with Randy Savage in it." Shirou hears a voice next to him that didn't belong to Sella nor Leys.

He looks down and finds Ilya standing next to him. "Where have you been?"

"Freshening up." Ilya says while swaying back and forth cutely. She then grabs Shirou's collar and pulls his face down next to hers. "I'm not wearing any underwear." She whispers in his ear.

"Ha ha yeah... wait what?" Shirou jerks back, confused yet aroused at the same time.

"You wanna see?" Ilya slowly begins to hike up her skirt.

"NO! NO! I DON'T WANNA TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE!" Shirou shields and averts his eyes.

"Just kidding." Ilya says playfully.

"Really?" He takes a good look at Ilya who has hiked up her skirt revealing her panties with a bear printed on the front... probably the back too.

"You look disappointed Shirou." Ilya grins evily and hides her hands behind her back.

"Not really..."

"Hiya!" Ilya produces a pillow she'd somehow hidden behind her back and slaps Shirou across the face with it.

"Oi, what's that for?" He rubs his face and looks down at Ilya. It didn't really hurt, but he hams it up anyway.

"It's a pillow fight, Onii-chan." Ilya laughs happily and runs off. It seems she wants him to chase her.

Shirou hears a growl behind him and turns around to witness something a little strange. The commercials ended on the tv and the theme song of the show "Dave The Barbarian" started playing which Bersker had started singing along with. Well, Shirou uses the term "singing" lightly since the only thing coming out of Berserker's mouth were low growls in between bites of his Slim Jims. Either way he seems to be enjoying himself quite a bit.