After a few days of work and other matters, the next one is finally complete. Be warned. NSFW is up after this so, ya know… In any case, here is the next redone chapter of Snowed In, originally done by TheOmegaZero1000.

Snowed In

Originally done by TheOmegaZero1000

Redone by LuxUmbra2012

Chapter 4

The day is December 24, Christmas Eve afternoon time.

"Ahh… good Lord, did I need this… Damn wall of snow… second time it fell on me…" Aeris thought as she slid herself into the filled bathtub. Relaxing and letting the water heat up every fiber of her outer being, it truly was a pleasure to relax in something so heavenly. Earlier, an accident occurred involving a wall of snow, a loose doorknob, and an accidental stumbling, which had soaked her with freezing cold snow and water. This incident is what set her to immediately clean herself, again… "This is the good stuff." Her train of thought had led her as she set to the usual cleaning ritual. For things to drastically change over the course of a few days was a surprising turn but a warmly welcomed one by both sides, hell even she silently wondered a relationship with her best friend in the past, granted the thought had occurred when he didn't act so downright dumb as hell. But in recent times, she had finally looked past the shell that was his inadequacies and learned what truly beat inside his heart, a roaring fire that meant to keep her safe, the devastating roar of a lion following suit. Granted, the king of klutzes still had his moments… A lot of moments… A hell of a lot of moments… An absolute hell of a lot of moments…

Learning of his true feelings made the girl wonder. If he admitted his feelings, then what did he center them on? Her appearance? Her body? Or what any true man would see: what was inside of her? Hmm… true man…? Would the ruler of retards really fit that qualification? After all, he isn't bad looking for a guy. His personality was always upbeat, even though he will, and I MEAN WILL, do incredibly stupid things, especially the boxors incident. He was immature in many ways, almost like Philip J. Fry from Futurama, but somewhat smarter and more sensible, but has always, ALWAYS, has been watching out for her, video games or reality. He had an extremely bad case of absolutely horrible luck (i.e. the bathroom incident); he was impulsive and downright stupid (Halloween incident), and he was an extreme annoyance (True Blood Incident), not to mention he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut to save his own life and kept repeating past events at inopportune moments (when he discovered her fan fiction). But he understood her where no one else would, even though he had his opinions on certain matters, stupid as they be, he still tried doing things right, even though he would cause more harm than good. (Again, the boxors incident), and even though he had a major tendency to fuck things up, he still tried his absolute hardest to make her happy. (Last Christmas). That alone deserved her appreciation for him. But there was still the matter of what about her did he really love. How could she make him reveal that fact?

Putting her thoughts aside for the moment, she continued her usual ritual whenever she took a long, hot bath (usually done for stress relief, i.e. Leo and other outside problems, mostly the ambassador of a-holes) sighing in pure bliss as the steaming waters relieved her stress and worries (for now).

Outside in the living room, said notorious sultan of stupidity was curled up on the couch, enthralled in another round of Super Mario 64 DS. It may haven't been the original but this remake came very close to surpass it, especially with the addition of three more Mario characters and more challenging stars to obtain. Any gamer, especially him, could appreciate the remake as well as the original, especially since Leo held onto said game since its release. Luigi, the taller twin brother of the iconic Italian plumber hero, Mario, was always Leo's favorite character in the game, since said plumber was very fast, could walk on water, tornado spin in the air, turn invisible, and jump higher than anyone else, especially that fat ass nega-plumber, Wario. Running through his most hated stage of all time, Tic-Toc Clock, Leo had an insane amount of difficulty even trying to obtain the game's final Star. He would get the true ending if he got this one but the climb up the clock was always so damn hard for him especially since he kept failing brutally by falling to his death. "DAMN LITTLE CATAPULT THING!" He yelled as he once again fell to his death. Angrily shutting the game off as the screen read 'game over', he placed his Nintendo 3DS on the arm of the couch in a rage quit.

He felt more at peace with himself ever since what happened this morning. He admitted himself, she responded much better than any of his fervid dreams could ever hope for. But he knew things really wouldn't change much around here. They were still rivals, no one knew of the events that took place there, and no one would ever find out. He didn't even want to tell anyone of what happened. This was a secret he would take to his very grave, whether he died of natural causes, his own stupidity, or (far more likely) Aeris killing him in accidental anger because of his stupidity. He would admit to himself that he could be rather… crazy, but for someone he has secretly loved for years to even accept him despite his many, many, MANY flaws was a heaven-sent miracle to him, one that he would always and forever cherish, and made a mental promise to himself. He would do everything in his absolute power to not fuck this chance up.

Bored since his companion was obviously relaxing in the tub, the obvious sound of a relaxing sigh echoing in the bathroom playing , he grabbed the CD case he labeled "Fighting Games' and opened it up. Bored with previous games that he had already conquered, he grabbed a classic game from 2003, a favorite of his titled 'Samurai Showdown V Special'. He had been a fan of samurais and the land of feudal Japan long before he started watching anime with Aeris, and this particularly violent game series was the very reason why he liked it so much. He always did like watching the characters on the game battle each other using various weapons, the special move set easily accessed by each of them and his favorite part, the gory and creative methods in which a character can be killed if they suffered a certain blow at the end of the fight, not to mention, the secret overkill move that each character has. He preferred using the main character of the series, a free agent samurai by the name of Haohmaru. Booting the game up, he sat down and waited patiently for the game to start.

A man stood outside a desolate blood-stained temple, the many corpses of the high priests and priestesses scattered around the temple. The man, with his long, gray hair tied into a spiky ponytail which hung behind his head and wearing a white kenpo gi with matching pants, decorated with black triangles on the sides of his clothing, and wearing the traditional Japanese tabi on his feet scanned the horrid landscape in front of him with his emerald green eyes. The very air was filled with the stench of death and something… something horrid… worse than the current smell that flooded the air. The smell was… evil. Something truly evil had caused this devastating carnage and slaughtered the holy men and women here. Normally a free agent, not serving under any feudal lords, this problem wouldn't even concern him, but to do this much carnage was a completely different story. Whoever was responsible for this would have to pay for their actions with their death.

A chilling laughter then cut through the silent air suddenly, the laughter filled with demonic jest. It chilled the samurai to his very core, knowing that his soulless and heartless opponent was close. Fear hadn't usually gripped him like this since he had battled against countless foes. The wind blew, filled with the same evil stench that caught his nose, this time coming from the carnage-stained entrance to what used to be a holy shrine, dedicated to the priestess who defeated an ancient evil 300 years ago. The sounds of feet stepping on the wooden floor echoed from inside the temple, as a figure gradually began to take shape as it slowly but surely were walking towards the entrance of the defiled temple. The presence of evil was overwhelming, enough to slightly stagger the samurai veteran.

The figure finally stepped outside, revealing itself to the world and, more importantly, the samurai. A woman wearing priestess' clothing stepped outside; her white robes cakes with blood and fragments of flesh. For a split second, he thought that she was a survivor of the massacre, until he saw her much more closely. Her fingers were elongated into claws, very long claws, and the evil stench came directly from her. He knew at that moment, that that wasn't a priestess, but a demon wearing the sacred clothing. "Dishonorable creature! Are you the one responsible for this slaughter?" The samurai yelled at her, demanding an explanation for this horrid act.

All the demon woman did was laugh. Laugh so loudly and cruelly as the air became more stained with her evil smell. "I am the servant of my Dark Master, Ambrosia. I am the deity of death. I am Mizuki Rashojin, and I shall drain the souls of all who challenge me. You are a fool to even come here. Many have fallen by my hand and all of their souls are inside of me, even the soul of the traitorous Amakusa resides inside my body. Surrender your powerful soul to me, or your death shall be excruciating!" the black haired demonic priestess ordered him, her hand extended as if though she was expecting him to surrender it without another word. The warrior looked at her closely and made a startling realization. The woman looked exactly like the celebrated priestess said to have defeated the monstrous demon of 300 years. But then he remembered the priestess' foe's name… Mizuki… Mizuki Rashojin, the woman standing before her… The demon, Mizuki, must've taken the priestess body during the struggle. How horrible…

"Well… hello, Mizuki… the name's Haohmaru and I will be the last thing you see before I send you to hell. Before then, I want a good challenge… Show me what you've got!"

Grabbing his controller, Leo began the final round of the game. He had played to extreme skill since he jumped the difficulty to its highest setting. He had a lot of close calls against all of his opponents, but ultimately, he triumphed over them, sometimes cutting his opponents in half from either the waist or down the middle in half. Much like his avatar, he enjoyed his battles, especially against the bosses of the game, but that didn't stop him from beating or killing all of them. His battle against the demon priestess was always his most challenging and most hated battle due to the many cheap skills his foe had that topped many other warriors, not to mention that annoying as hell laughter that she just would not stop using during the battle.

At this point he was in severe trouble. He was already weakened badly, in fact, about two more hits would kill him and he refused to lose to this arrogant bitch.

Mizuki was laughing as Haohmaru gripped his bleeding arm in pain. The priestess had gained a devastating edge against him and he felt death creeping up behind him waiting for the blow that would end the samurai's life. His grip on the sword only tightened as he staggered to his feet. The demon charged at him with quick speed, giving the samurai enough time to dodge her attack. "Chikushou!" he muttered to himself, barely missing death by a few inches. He saw his chance to end this. Running behind her, he yelled, "Kougetsuzan!" and spun his katana in a circle into her back before lifting himself and his foe into the air, doing more damage to Mizuki. The priestess recovered to her feet, now enraged at the samurai. She ran at him, screaming curses and chants at the warrior.

Concentrating, he released his strength and grabbed the monster and placed her dead in front of him. Bringing his sword around him, he swung it with incredible force, a blue aura accompanying the swing. The woman screamed as she was blown away by the blow, screaming as her body severed in half. Blood sprayed from the wound and spilt onto the floor that made up the battleground. The woman screamed as a holy light engulfed her, "NO! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED! I WILL RETURN TO SUCK MORE SOULS! ARRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!" The light faded and the woman was gone, her soul sent to hell itself.

"YEEAAAAHHHH! EAT IT, MIZUKI! YEAH!" Leo rose from the couch in triumph. As the games ending cutscenes began, Leo started doing 'the bump' in victory, while declaring how awesome he was at all fighting games. "Who rules? I rule, so everyone else can suck it! So just for a minute, let's all do the bump!" "Leo, what the hell are you doing?" "Oh nothing really, I just beat- HOLY SHIT!" Leo yelled upon turning his head towards his roommate, who just stepped outside of the bathroom. There standing in front of the entrance was the girl of his dreams and desires, wrapped in a blue towel that covered her chest to above her knees, granted it didn't do much to hide his imagination as he gazed at her (through his perspective) incredible, slim figure. (Think Japanese Anime moment please). His nose began to leak small traces of blood as he gazed at her, his jaw comically hitting the floor. Smirking, Aeris struck a pose towards him and said, "Sexy, huh?" Leo promptly fell on the floor while even more blood poured from his nostrils. She laughed upon watching him collapse on the floor, until he responded by lifting a finger from the floor and said, "Yes, yes you are!" Aeris blushed hard before complementing Leo's statement then walking off to their shared room to retrieve her clothes (which she forgot earlier). Thinking inside the room, she thought, "Well… he thinks I'm sexy and… I really don't look like much… Wow… That's so… nice of him… What else about me does he like?" Grabbing her pajamas, she went outside and sat on the couch to a heavily blushing Leo.

Later…

"FUCK! WHERE THE HELL IS ROCHELLE!" "SHE BIT THE DUST! A GODDAMN HUNTER GOT HER!" "FUCK! LEO, AERIS! RUN FOR IT!" Using the Xbox Gold Account (which promptly belonged to Leo since Aeris was banned for a month for inappropriate language (way too much language mind you), the two cats were playing an online round of Left 4 Dead 2, with DJ on the other end, hosting the round. The three, now minus the AI controlled player, were fleeing from the ruins of a massive bridge as constant swarms of zombies and monstrous special Infected swarmed at them, ready to kill the group and savor the delicious taste of their flesh, skin, and fur. The difficulty was set to its highest setting, and by some heaven sent miracle, none of the three died during each segment of the campaign, granted the AI wouldn't be so lucky… and since the AI was dead, her corpse lain on the bridge for all to eat and savor, the chances of the groups survival had diminished greatly.

"DAMN INFECTED! GET OUTTA MY WAY!" "EAT SHOTGUN BULLETS, BITCH!" "UP YOURS, YOU DAMN SPITTER!" This and other miscellaneous yells accompanied the game as the trio gunned down more of the soulless monsters and nightmarish special creatures. The goal for the group was getting closer, now finally in sight for them: A military class heli-carrier. The group could board it, thanks to a surviving group of military soldiers, who promised safe transport if they got there in time. Time was against them, since the soldiers radioed them that a strike missile was on its way to destroy the bridge to prevent any more Infected from going outside of New Orleans.

The bridge began rumbling, a lot. This could only mean one thing… "SHIT! TANK! BEHIND US!" A massive hulking monstrosity had begun pursing the three as they neared their safe transport. Jumping from car to car, truck to truck, and ruined parts of the bridge to more ruined parts, the group traversed quickly towards the helicopter. DJ jumping up and grabbing the machine gun began using the high powered weapon to gun down the common zombies. As the monster revealed itself with a spine-chilling roar, the other two began firing their primary weaponry at the abomination. The tank growled as the bullets began embedding themselves inside its hulking frame and charged at the one using the turret. Continuing to unload the machine-gun into the creature, DJ wasn't concerned about his health at the current time. Right now, killing the Tank was their primary concern. If they fled from it, there was a good chance that it could knock the copter out of the sky with some slabs of rubble, and that would be very bad for them.

The Tank smashed into the turret, effectively destroying it and blowing DJ away from the ruined gun. Hitting the brick wall behind the truck, DJ groaned as he slid onto the floor, his yellow and purple shirt stained with his blood now. The cats continued to fire at the monster as it charged for the weakened survivor, only for the male to be pinned by a Hunter that jumped from the bridge to claim its meal. As it tore into Leo's flesh, Aeris shot the creature with her sniper rifle through the monsters skull, splattering the nearby sidewalk with its blood and brain matter. Leo got up, with help from the girl and turned to DJ who was limping away from the monster. Badly damaged, DJ had very little chance of escape, until Leo grabbed a vial from his pocket, a hazard sign on it and threw it at the creature. The vial burst, spilling its green contents all over the monster while a horrible odor permeated the surrounding air. "Here comes the cavalry…" Leo snickered tohimself as the Infected once again began pouring to their location, but this time they were attacking the gargantuan monster, all clawing and biting into it as it howled and roared upon the betrayal. Grabbing DJ, the three fled for the helipad and boarded the back of the copter. "YOU GUYS READY TO GO!" "GET US THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" The helicopter lifted from the ground and safely into the sky as a missile shot past them and destroyed the bridge, signifying their escape from the jaws of death itself. Finally, the long journey was over, and now they could finally relax as the machine flew towards the beautiful sunset.

"Nice game, ya VG Cats! Owe ya for the save!" "You're damn right you owe me!" "Finally, we finished it at fucking hard mode." "I know. The long struggle is over. Well, thanks guys, I knew I could count on such professional gamers to help me out on this." "No prob. DJ. So what now?" "I gotta go. It's time for family dinner. You guys ok over there? It's been 2 days since I last heard from ya." "We're good, no worries ya monkey." "Quit joking on my zodiac sign! Well later. See ya tomorrow at Pantsman's party. Also, I got some help getting us there. You guys don't mind right?" "Not at all dude, just as long if it isn't Johnny, alright?" "Yeah, no worries. Later."

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"Well, that was fun, right?" "Yup, so what now?"

"Fuck…" "Come on…" "Don't rush me…" "You're getting close…" "Come on!" "Oh… So close…" "Hurry!" "*grunt*" "Almost…" "This is it!" "Big finish!" "AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMYTE, MOTHERFUCKER!" the two simultaneously yelled.

By some slim miracle, the two cats (who were playing the international version of Final Fantasy 10) had just defeated the hardest boss in the entire game, a monster known only as Penance. As the creature fell from the heavens itself, the cats once again hi-fived each other and hugged each other tightly. Penance was a major pain for both of them to deal with, but with a mix of the consistency of Leo's straightforward tactics and Aeris' cunning planning; the two had finally triumphed over it. Leo had no idea what in the absolute hell it was, but to see Aeris break out in tears of joy (I did that. Boy was I happy when I beat that thing…) as Penance fell was a reward to him, a great one she held him so tightly to her. For her, there was no need to hide her outside appearance within the comfort of home. She could be open about herself freely, without fear of discovery, which is why she clung to him so tightly. Saving the game shortly after Penance's demise, Aeris happily shut the PlayStation off. A long day of nothing but video games had proven to be quite boring since they had practically beaten many of their recent games 100%. Bioshock, Borderlands, Left 4 Dead 2, Pac-Cat World 2, etc. All were beaten with relative ease. Bored the two retired to their room and turned on the television.

"Oh my goodness, was that a clip from the movie, 'The Human Centipede'?" "Laughter of audience" "Because I heard it's really scary!" Daniel Tosh spoke again during his talk show while the two cats chortling with mirth. Watching the sierra-de-bunda clips was infinitely funny, although rather… perverted. (Watch and you will know what I mean.) After an hour, the laughter quieted down and the two settled in the bed. "Well… what now?" Grabbing a package from under the bed, labeled 'FOR EMERGENICES ONLY', Leo opened the box and pulled out a small plastic bag containing what appeared to be some small rolls of paper with some green plant inside of it. "Wanna try a bit?" "Is that weed?" "Yuh-huh." "As much as I oppose drugs in all forms and manners… I'll try a bit." "Mind you, this stuff is wicked powerful. Krug makes it. Says that he calls it 'Daddy's lawn grasses." "Really… give me that!" Aeris swiped the cigarette from her friend/toy and grabbed her personal skull-marked lighter.

"Holy… man… this stiff's gewd…" "I told… za… I see preety rainbows…" "Shared hallu… hallu… freakouts, dude!" "Holy… cats in heeven… I'm am so damn high…" "Pfft… Lite… weght… Can't handle… a li'l sticky Arabian crime…" "Says… the stoner cat… Pfft… Ha! You can't… handle… the G.E.D. test prep either…"

The air itself was thick with the smell of marijuana as the two sat on the floor, both reaching their own mental bliss as the bud began to obliterate their common perception of thought. Both blowing rings of smoky O's, the weed distorted their perception of reality. Ironically, 'Code Monkeys' episode, '420' began playing only increasing the desire to inhale more of the giggle smoke. Aeris suddenly attempted to grab Leo's joint, while he kept it away from her greedy paws. "My hooch!" "You gotta share da hooch!" "Uh uh! Jolly Green Giant's mine, you take your bud." "But my buds gone!" "No it isn't! I see it right there!" "Gimme it, please?" "Alright… I'll share my kryptonite wit cha…" "YAY! THANKSIES, LEO!" "Hey… maybe… we should have an adventure for the greatest weed like Dave and Jerry…" "Yeah! We'll grab everyone and find the greatest weed evar!" "Yeah! We'll be the Stoner Cats… I am a genius…" "Stoner Cats… hahahah! You are a genius… Like Dave…" "Yeah! Like when he painted his c*** green and called it a sexual serpent capable of spitting its venom everywhere." "Hahaha! That was so damn funny!" "I know! Man… I am so fucking stoned…" "Me too…"

Four hours later…

"Oh my god, that was fucking ridiculous! Man, we were so freaking stoned!" "I know! I still feel some of it right now!" "That was hilarious!' The two had recovered from their Mary Jan adventure and were remembering what happened during their sky high trip and were laughing at their ridiculous statements. As the television yielded no entertaining shows the two scanned through all the channels that their personally bought DirecTV box had to offer, until one program crossed Aeris' eye while another caught Leo's. "Straight Jacket! Awesome! It's on! Let's watch!" "No! Shin Chan's on! Let's watch that!" "Aww, come on! Straight Jacket is awesome!" "But Shin Chan is funny!" "I know it is!" "Then let's watch!" "Doh, come on Aeris, please! I'll do anything! I know you like Straight Jacket too! Please!"

Aeris froze for a moment. He said 'anything'… A devious smirk crossed the girl's face as she eyed Leo carefully, enjoying his frightened reaction as her scheme finally formed. After the movie she would get the truth from him. "Fine… you win, Leo… but after the movie's done…" She smiled sinisterly. Leo could only wonder what disturbing thoughts resided inside her head; some made him shudder in fear. But he would worry about that way later, because now he could watch Straight Jacket. Quickly microwaving some popcorn and recording the show, Leo returned and sat on the bed as the movie began.

After the movie finally ended and the credits began playing, Aeris yawned loudly. "Whew… that was long but an ok movie… now then… where were we? Oh yeah… whatever I wanted was what you said… Time for my Christmas present…" A seductive grin crossed her face as she removed the gray shirt from her, exposing her purple brassiere to Leo, who could only blush in shock. She crept up to him, their noses touching. "Now then… let the fun begin." As Aeris slowly pushed Leo onto his back, the last words the gray youth said was, in a British accent like his fathers, "Oh, bloody hell…"

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