Another comic character is coming in this chapter. By the way, should I dumb the rating down? I'm not getting a lot of views…

Snowed In

Originally done by TheOmegaZero1000

Redone by LuxUmbra2012

Chapter 6

The day is December 25th: Christmas Day.

The morning of Christmas day, a girl stirred in her bed. She had finally had a truly peaceful night's sleep, and shared it with her best friend (with interest). Such a wonderful night… That's what her dreams were filled, not with constant perverted images of gratuitous intimacy, but with… a real relation that was buried underneath the snow. Sadly, her dream came to an end when her nose in reality caught a whiff of something, something mouthwateringly delicious. Her dream distorting itself from her mind, Aeris gave a huff of disappointment, and then allowed her to return back to the physical plane of existence.

Waking up, eyes adjusting to the current surroundings, (the sun shining through some clouds as the snowstorm seemed to have loosened up. For now…), she realized something. The comforter alone was what kept her warm. Was last night a fervid dream? Sighing, she lifted the comforter from over her head and frizzled hair, only to curse at the sunlight that temporarily blinded her vision. Rising fully after recovering, Aeris looked around the room. There was no gray furred moron anywhere… "Where is he?" She wondered. The same odor that infiltrated her dream was present inside the apartment and even stronger than before. Enticed by the aroma, she slipped out of bed. As she moved, she felt a wet spot on the mattress, positioned where her waist was this morning. Huffing, she spoke that "Leo's right. Sex is nasty…" and tried to find her clothes, some articles scattered on said floor in a very suggestive manner. Slipping on the discarded pajama pants, she couldn't find the matching shirt. Noticing Leo's gray shirt on the floor, she grabbed it, slipped it on, and left the room to find the food that was being prepared.

Inside the kitchen, the tomcat was standing at a hot stove cooking sausage links and patties on the oven, while making sweetened grits (yum, my favorite kind of grits) at the same time in a pot next to the sausage. A stack of French toast was already placed on the table, two extravagant plates placed on each side of the table. One was of Final Fantasy 10; the other (which would usually be Duke Nukem) was now his Halo 3 plate. Leo smirked as he flipped the patties on their underside, a sizzling sound accompanying the smell released into the air. "Man… am I glad mom taught me how to cook this stuff… because now I can do this whenever we have free time…" Grabbing the spatula, he flipped an omelet that was finished cooking on another spatula, filled with cheese, pepper, and ham (his) onto a plate next to another omelet; this one filled with peppers, bacon, and basil. "Man, she is gonna love this." Meanwhile, Aeris watched in secret from the hallway as her friend (?) made breakfast for both him and her, and the smell of the food was absolutely delicious. She couldn't possibly wait to sample the foodstuffs. But a question rose. How could he be possibly standing after last night? From all the yaoi she had read, she believed that it would be much later for him to wake up… Oh well… Who cares? Breakfast was almost ready. Turning off the stove, draining the grease, and moving plates of food to the table, Leo smiled. He promised he wouldn't fuck this up and that was what he was gonna do…

As he set the last plate, a pair of arms slinked around his body, firmly around his chest. "Morning. I was wondering when you would wake up…" "How long were you up and why did you leave?" "First, to make breakfast, second, because I thought it would be rather rude to wake someone up from a peaceful slumber." "Yeah, yeah… Keep talking Casanova…" "Also… that's my shirt you know…" "Oops. Sorry, I couldn't find mine." "I don't mind, in fact, I like it. Now come on, I slaved over an hour to make this stuff and keep it warm until it was ready, and I'm not gonna let you leave until you eat this stuff." "You made a freaking buffet, Leo! Why work so hard?" "I'm not gonna screw this up… Now sit down!"

Obeying his order, she took the seat prepped for her as she began to stack the food onto her plate. As Leo turned his head, walking towards a cabinet drawer that Aeris had never opened before, she gripped the hem of his shirt, and took a fast whiff. The heavy scent of male musk had coated his shirt and it was a smell that enticed her again, but there would be time for that later… Sitting down and grabbing food from the proverbial mountain Leo made, Aeris had begun eating each bit that was made. The omelet, the French toast, the sausage patties (avoiding the links to avoid a perverse joke from Leo), all of it was delicious. "You like it?" "Of course! Man, this stuff is better than your mom's cooking!" "I did learn from the best. Plus, she told me that if I can make food that isn't microwaved, then I'm bound to get a good woman." "Well, consider yourself taken then, but of course, no one knows right?" "Amen to that. Besides, I'm pretty sure if anyone found out, my parents would probably shit a brick, your dad would kill me on the spot, and man would the comments from college never end…" "This is why this stays under the snow." "Yup." Grabbing a large bottle, Leo closed the wine rack and presented the drink of his choice to her. "Strawberry ArborMist?" 'Oh, sounds good." "Ok, then." Leo poured the delicious drink (I don't know. I simply assume) into two tall wine glasses they usually saved for celebrations. (It's not that they were chronic, it was an every now and then thing). Savoring the drinks, they slowly gulped some of it then returned to consuming the mini-buffet.

Stuffed to capacity, the two gave burps of approval at the great meal made for them. Looking at his watch, Leo remembered that DJ was going to show up today with some friends he met and they were going to Pantsman's Christmas party afterwards. The question was: How could they make it through the blockade of snow (he tried the door again…)? Simply calling it a bluff, Leo and Aeris cleaned up the table and sipped the last of the strawberry flavored wine. "So what now?" "Well… We still are snowed in right?" "Yup. I tried again…" "Well, if that's the case, then let's just have a personal one to ourselves, huh?" "I like the sound of that…" Before things could escalate, the doorbell to the apartment rang, causing both cats to jump in shock, the hairs extending upwards in fright. Calming down seconds later, Aeris whispered, "If they ask, tell that I'm in the shower." "Right you might wanna get my shirt off of you. I'll tend to the room. And… straighten your hair; you look like a Super Sayiajin." "Shut up. They can hear us!" "Sorry, I'll get the door. Later, cutie." Grabbing the sheets and slamming them into the dryer, while Aeris rushed into the shower, Leo went to the front door, wearing his shirt from yesterday night and a pair of jeans. Opening the door, he was greeted by a large, red, and furry demon with nubby little horns on its head, while it wore a large Christmas scarf on its neck. Leo sighed as he looked at Krug's yellow eyes, knowing full well someone much sillier than he is was now standing at the front while DJ and two people were standing behind him. Krug gave a pleading look which obviously said, "Can Krug come in, pointy ear gray thing?" Leo moved shrugging his shoulders while Krug, DJ, and the two figures walked inside. DJ and company took their seats on the sofa while Krug had literally vacuumed the rest of the breakfast that Leo made this morning, including their game plates.( O.o) was his only expression as Krug munched on the food and glass, savoring the taste as if the glass had done nothing to him. "He's almost worse than goddamn Kirby… Bastard ate my Halo plate! I spent 87 bucks for that!"

"So Leo, where's Toronto's pink powerhouse?" "In the shower." "Ok then, well, let me introduce you to a few friends I met earlier before this freak weather happened. Scott, Ramona, you can remove the hoodies now." The two sitting on the wide couch nearby Leo stood and removed the hoods that covered their faces. The first, a white male with (using game and movie appearance) straw colored, bowl cut hair with a few curled spikes here and there, the most noticeable being the few that attempted to block his eyesight, wearing a green shirt with a large graffiti drawn heart in the center, and long, grayish jeans with red shoes similar to Leos, smiled and extended his hand. "Scott Pilgrim. Pleasure to meet you." "Likewise. My name's Leo Leonardo the 3rd, but you can just call me 'Awesome'." Leo shook hands with the human.

The other figure next to Pilgrim had removed her hood, revealing her face to the world. A pale skinned woman with blue-green highlights covering every part of her short hair with goggles (like from Naruto) on her head. She wore a blue snow jacket and a somewhat large black purse with the letters (SSH) engraved on it. She also wore long black jeans with blue shoes. Removing her hands from the jacket, she extended her hand to Leo as well. "Ramona Flowers. Pleased to make your acquaintance." "Same here."

After introductions were made (when Aeris returned and learned that Krug had eaten their plates), Leo asked Krug a question. "Hey, Krug?" "Yeah, grey thing?" "How did you get DJ, Scott, and Ramona here?" "LEO, DON'T ASK THAT!" DJ, Scott, and Ramona yelled but… Krug shot a massive fireball from his mouth headed straight for the two in front of them. Moving to the side, the flaming sphere shot through the side of the apartment complex, leaving a nice, sizzling hole in place… "Oh shit… the landlord's gonna kill us… Thanks, Krug…" Krug smiled, since he believed he did a good thing, and said, "You welcome, swishy tail thing." "So, you guys managed to get here, so we can go to Pantsman's party, right?" "Yup, mean pink thing. Panty-Head Man tell Krug to get 'lazy-ass bums to set up party' and 'drag asses here'." "Krug said the same to me. Violent beating for him?" "Agreed." "Same here…" "Violent beating it is then…" "What about violent beatin-" "Get moving, Krug and start cleaning a path to Pantsman's place, got it?" "Do Krug get Skittles?" "Yes, Krug get Skittles…" Krug squealed a like a little girl before running outside, the sounds of fireballs, belches, and screams of terror soon filled the once (surprisingly) peaceful streets of Toronto.

"Shall we head out then?"

Level 1: Snowy Toronto, Don't be Late for the Party!

Players:

Scott Pilgrim (Age 23, Abilities: Awesome), Player 1

Ramona Flowers (Age 24, Abilities: Subspace), Player 2

DJ (Age: XX, Abilities: Sneaky), Player 3

Leo Leonardo the 3rd (Age 19, Abilities: Dumb Luck), Player 4

Aeris Cole (Age 19, Abilities: Violent). Player 5

SPECIAL 5 PLAYER MODE!

Mission: Get to Pantsman's Party.

Level 1-1: Snowy Streets

A demon continued blowing fireballs throughout the streets while citizens ran in fear of being roasted alive as said fate was bestowed unto a few unfortunates as the now pillars of fire were running, screaming to either set the fire out or end their misery. 5 people followed shortly after the demon. As they arrived, all 5 shook their heads in embarrassment, realizing the mistake of allowing the demon to burp the flames of death. The 3rd member lifted his arm, looking at a watch placed on his shoulder. He then frantically shouted at the others. The other players eyes widened in shock, No. 4 expressing his urgency by pointing in the way of their destination. All nodded their heads in agreement and began running towards the source of the chaos.

As they moved through the now clear streets, a group of street toughs blocked the way to the party. Player 4 walked up to the toughs trying to get by them. The leader grabbed him and shoved him back towards the others. He tried again, this time the leader grabbed him and started punching him while holding his shirt collar and uppercutted him towards his friends for the finish. (Player 4 took 28 damage. 72 HP remains). Various signs popped over the others heads (Player 1, !_! , Player 2 , O.o , Player 3, :( , Player 5, :( ) Getting up, No. 4 rubbed his temple before balling his fists in anger. He charged at the leader, punching him in the jaw, the sound of a lion's roar accompanying the attack. (Player 4 has learned Lion Punch! Level UP! 1-2) The others shortly followed after, attacking each goon one-by-one. Shortly after dealing with them, more came across them cracking their fists in anticipation. The players smirked, ready for a brawl. Soon, coins littered the streets of Toronto, which is until Player 4 started hastily picked up the coins while the others waited patiently.

Conflict Resolved! Player 1,2,3,5 Level UP! Player 1 has learned 'Awesome' Hadoken. Player 2 has learned Subspace Smash! Player 3 has learned Precise Counter. Player 5 has learned Pistol Shot! Stage Complete! Ratings: Player 1: Cool; Player 2; Smart, Player 3: Reverse Fighter; Player 4: Cool, Greedy; Player 5: Awesome! Violently Awesome!

Mission: Krug destroyed the main route. Cut through the cemetery to get to the party.

Stage 1-2: Creepy Graveyard

Krug unfortunately destroyed the main path by burning a building down to cinders, the rubble blocking the players were disappointed by this new predicament until Player 3 spotted a street that the demon had unintentionally burnt clear of snow. Players 4 and 5 followed while Players 1 and 2 stopped, thinking that they were being watched. Shrugging, the others followed after them. Behind them, 5 shadowy figures watched them, the middle one having a sinister grin etched on his face. With a shout of 'WWWRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!" they disappeared.

The graveyard was littered with zombies. How they came back from the beyond was unknown to them but who cared? Time to beat up some zombies! Each player learned quickly that the zombies were harder to deal with but their clumsiness made them much easier to defeat. The players took some damage but the zombies were easily dispatched without troubles. When they arrived at the end of the graveyard, a figure stood at the exit. Players 1 and 2 went wide eyed in shock as the moon shone on the mysterious person. The others simply had question marks over their heads but as the shadows cleared, they went bug eyed as well as the figure revealed itself to everyone there. The figure looked exactly like Scott but with gray skin and black hair and clothing. Shortly after, 4 more appeared next to the dark doppelganger, each one of them looking like the others, except with black hair, clothes, and gray skin.

Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, DJ, Leo the 3rd, Aeris Cole

VS.

Nega-Scott, Nega-Ramona, Nega-DJ, Nega-Leo, Nega-Aeris

Boss Abilities: Nega-Awesome, Nega-Subspace, Nega-Sneaky, Nega-Dumb Luck, Nega-Violent

GET READY!

The 10 combatants charged at each other, each one determined to defeat their opposites. The 5 good guys yelling war cries, while the Nega-Guys 'WRRRYYYYYY!" 'd as they grew closer to their Posit-sides. All 10 threw their fists forward, each one colliding with their opposites.

HERE WE GO!

Krug finally arrived in front of the rather large home of Toronto's local hero, Pantsman. Knocking on the door, Krug shivered, running out of the fuel required to shoot more fireballs. The door opened, revealed said hero, covered in trash, rubble, glue, and other materials, an angry and annoyed look etched on his face. "Where the hell are those furballs?" "Uhh… Krug lost them." "Dammit, Krug…" Figuring that he probably would have to search for them, he prepared to fly until the sound of laughter echoed through the snowy plains. Both the demon and the hero turned their heads to the exit of the cemetery where 10 figures were walking, laughing alongside each other while conversing. "Hahah! Man, Nega-DJ! I never would've thought you had an arsenal of jokes! Man, they are hilarious!" "I kill the audience, ya know." "You freaking split my sides!" "Hahah! Oh man, so… brunch on the 5th?" "Sounds like a plan. Can't wait. Denny's the place we are headed right, Nega-Scott?" "Yup, you should try the Pineapple Dream. Good Lord is it delicious." "Sounds good. Can't wait for that day." "Yup, well later. We have to get to Pantsman's party before he gets pissed off." "All right! Same here. Nega-Pantsman's gonna get mad too. Nice meeting you guys!" "Same here! Good luck and Merry Christmas!" "You too! Bye!"

The Nega-Guys then walked off, headed back to the cemetery, humming Christmas tunes. Pantsman dropped his jaw in shock before muttering, "Mother of all anticlimaxes…" The 5 then stood in front of the door, facing a very displeased Pantsman. "First, where the hell have you 3 been? Second, who are these two? Third, why are they here? I didn't invite them!" Before anyone could say anything, DJ interrupted them. "First, Krug got us split off from him. Second, this is Scott Pilgrim and his girlfriend, Ramona Flowers. Third, I invited them and if you say otherwise, I will send a picture that I took of you when you became Peter Pantsless after you drank a vodka cooler to the internet…" "Touché… But you three I have an issue with..." "Why?" "Because of this…" Letting the 5 walk inside, they were soon greeted by massive and endless chaos within the living room and kitchen, the entirety of the party in shambles. "Do you guys want to know who did this?" "Uhh…" "You can stop now, Alex!" A destructive whirlwind of food, gifts, and other paraphernalia halted before it took the shape of Alex Mercer. All 6 sweat-dropped knowing he was the last person to call for help. (Aside Kirby of course…). Mercer was shining many lights, signifying that he had absorbed practically all of the Christmas lights and ornaments, a silly grin etched on his face. "You can go, Mercer. Thanks for the help." "Geez, Pantsman. You really let the place go, even though I had nothing to do with this mess-"All 6- "Bullshit…" "I ought to get going. Later." With that, Mercer took off again in a massive whirlwind, the snow underneath turning into a perpetual snow fall, some unfortunates being buried alive. "This is the kind of help that I get when you three aren't here!" "Says the guy who wears pants on his head." "Touché again. Come on inside."

"Now we have a few problems here. One: Kirby smelt the food and popped over to try and eat our food. Fortunately, Alex wiped out the food before he could start inhaling, otherwise we wouldn't be here." Pantsman pointed in front of the wrecked Christmas tree were a small pink puffball with blue eyes was sitting, trying to sing Christmas tunes. (Which failed miserably because Kirby is tone-deaf.). "Two, Kratos came over to prepare fresh Christmas Turkey and other meals, but Mercer destroyed them and now Kratos is about to go on a rampage, so somebody chill him out. Three, Crash Bandicoot and Scorpion were making a freaking huge Christmas cake, but, again, Mercer destroyed it and Scorpion is about to go ape shit crazy. Crash is okay. Surprisingly, he is very patient." "Hey… Pantsman… I have just the thing to remedy all of this…" "What did you have in mind?" "This." Reaching into his coat pocket, the feline pulled out the severed hand of a simian, two fingers curled downwards already. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" DJ, Scott, Ramona, and Pantsman yelled. Aeris answered, "It's a monkey's paw. He got it from Johnny but, surprisingly, it works." Snapping a finger, Leo spoke, "Yup and my wish is… to undo the damage that Alex Mercer caused!"

Shortly after the declaration, the room seemed to be going backwards in time as al the ornaments, food, drinks, entertainment, and presents returned to their fully restored state, as if though Mercer never showed up at all… The house was fantastic, Kratos resumed cooking the large turkey, Crash and Scorpion finished the cake, and Kirby watched the entire event, drooling in anticipation. Leo smiled, proud of his handiwork, that is until he saw Duke Nukem sitting on a nearby table, flirting with some girls. "Aeris…" "Yeah?" "You still have that gun?" "Yeah, why?" "Give it to me…" Knowing full well what he was going to do next, she handed it to him. "Cool, huh? I knew Leo liked Duke so I called him over." A gunshot then echoed throughout the house, causing everyone to turn to the source. Leo, brandishing Aeris' pistol, had shot Duke point blank in the temple of his head, killing him instantly as his brain matter and blood stained the wall next to him. "Leo! What the fuck! I thought you liked Duke Nukem!" Glaring at Pantsman, the feline simply responded, "Duke is dead to me now… literally." Before walking towards the group and returning the pistol to its rightful owner. "What the hell was that about?" "Play Duke Nukem Forever and then you will know why he did that… He was a diehard fan of Duke until after he played that game…" Aeris told a surprised Scott Pilgrim. The others were surprised, none of them noticing that Krug was, again, choking on 'Skittles'. Scorpion shrugged, saying that, "Duke was past his prime anyways…", while the other characters agreed with him, save Crash who was now sleeping on the floor in the center of the living room, loud snores making it painfully obvious. Even Kirby gave a 'Po-yo!' of agreement too. Returning to his cheery disposition, Leo smiled and said, "So that leaves us about a good 2 hours before the party starts right?"

Here is where Omega's ended and where mine begins. Thanks a bunch, Omega for the story. I think I did well fleshing it out a bit. Well, read and review, and tell me if the Duke bit was funny Also the Nega part and the level things were a shoutout to Scott Pilgrim vs the World (movie and game). This is LuxUmbra2012 saying, 'Ja'ne'.