To FanFiction users and writers,

This is Tuong Lu Kim. I own the City Sushi in South Park. I'm the Chinese man (not the Japanese or Mongolian, the Chinese). And I'm the coorest character ever. You should come over one day, I make the finest Chinese food in the whoooole of South Park.

Anyway, I was on and I was rooking at the South Park section and was trying to find a story about me. For some reason there was no story which included me on the first page, so I rooked at the character section to select my name and find all the results of stories with me a central character.

But guess what?

My name wasn't on the fucking rist.

No Tuong Lu Kim.

But on the list, there is that kid that called himself Vampir or something gay rike that. You know, that preppy vampire kid who was in rike one episode of the whole series and got sent to some far, far away prace, never to be seen again?

He was on the fucking rist.

But I was not.

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK YOU ALL.

Not-so-much-rove, from Tuong Lu Kim. (Fuck you all)


A/N: This is unnacceptable. Tuong Lu Kim is not of the goddamn list. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

(Yeah I know it's short, sorry)

Ahem, anyway, thanks to XMistressChaosX, Not the Time to Brake Down, Cupcake Queen Liz, WeAreTheGrapes (I also love your username), PlayboyXXX, Soapy Tucker, native of OooandSouthpark , Chocolate-Divine-Waffles and alexdemyx for the absolutely fantabulous reviews :D You all make my day happier.

I shall update again tomorrow (unless I, like, die), so review if you want a tour around South Park from your fave character! ^^