To FanFiction writers,
I don't have much to complain about. After all, I have probably fucked just about every character in the whole series at least once. Kyle, Stan, Craig, Bebe, Wendy, Butters, you name it. Even older characters like Mrs. Cartman (who is hot by the way). (although sometimes you pair me with someone shitty like fatass which I would rather die again than have happen to me.)
Sometimes I'm even paired with OCs… I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. I hope they're hot.
And when I'm not having sex, I'm being nice and helping my friend in some way or another. Maybe I'm selling him drugs, maybe I'm taking him to the party, maybe I'm just listening to his problems and comforting him (with hot sex mwahaha).
I'm never the villain, and I get lots of sex.
The only problem is that about 98% of the times I have sex is with a male. Most often Kyle or Butters. Actually, a lot of the time Butters is dressed as a girl (otherwise called Marjorine), which is weird because if I picture him as a girl and then he takes his clothes off and then he has a penis, I'd be surprised. Period. Not that I have anything against penises. Just when I am expecting a vagina and, hey-presto, there is a dick, I might be a bit put off.
Not that I would stop or anything.
But back to the actual subject: 98% boys? Come on, I'm a bit more straight than that! I do need more tits in my life, please!
And if I'm NOT the party guy OR the sex addict, I get a cool action story in which I am Mysterion (come on, everyone knows by now that I'm Mysterion.) and fight crime and evil, plus I get to beat the crap out of Cartman (AKA the Coon) and then have sex with Professor Chaos :P
I suppose there are some really depressing stories in which I get abused by my parents, get killed all the time and come back to life, and 'no-one cares' and I become all emo and stuff… but it's all cool 'cause in the end I get to have sex with my saviour! (Which makes me the uke. I disagree with but whatever, I'm an open-minded person.)
BOOBS. WOOHOO!
Keep it up ;)
From Kenny
A/N: Not sure if I made him too perverted but whatever I've already written it now.
THANKS TO: Not The Time To Brake Down, HappyNoodleGirl666, XMistressChaosX (especially cause I'm having writers block on Stan I never read stories about him), Chocoholic-Wallflower, ladylove1335, Soapy Tucker, SuperDupergir, SouthParkfan8 and alexdemyx FOR ALL THE REVIEWS I IS SO HAPPY I COULD KISS YOU ALL!
Anyway, review and you get to be either Lemmiewinks or Mr Kitty for a day, or just be a fly on the wall for a day at South Park school!