To FanFiction Writers,
I think you're all taking my love for Tacos too seriously. Like, seriously. Seriously. I know I might have been a little overweight from them when I was a kid, and I have cried over them one time (or five), but real men cry, right? It's not like I would fuck them or anything. So why is it that there are so manyyyyy one shots (and random scenes that I happen to be in, in stories about Tweek & Craig, I mean what's with me always being a background character or just their friend in them?) about me and my love for Tacos? WHY.
Plus, Token? Really? He may be one of my friends, and it's not like he's bad looking or anything, but I'm a friggin' playa, dude! Didn't you see me with all the girls in The List? I know that they only dated me for the shoes, but it's not like just because they know that I know about them only dating me cause of the shoes that I'll not date them. I'll still date them, at least I get some action (unlike many of my other friends whom don't have the privilege of having a father who owns a shoe shop…). I also hope you don't think I'm gay… I mean wowee, that trend was out of fashion YEARS AGO. What's with me always being the uke anyway? I'm totally manly and cool and stuff…
And as well as Token, stop pairing me with Craig. And Tacos. That's just kinda weird. Period.
From Clyde.
A/N: I kinda wanted to make Clyde's longer but he's not in a whole variety of Fanfics as a main character :l Thanks to Not The Time To Brake Down, lilykinz200, happyNoodleGirl666, ladylove1335, SparklesMakeMeHappy, OXRosinaOX, playboyxxx (I don't know how you had two reviews on one chapter, what's with that is it a glitch or something?), Soapy Tucker, iluvkenny, XMistressChaosX and Kuutamolla. There's more appreciation for Timmy then I thought there was :D Yey