Deareth FanFiction writers,
What hath thee human race becometh? Doth thee humans no longer crave fighting the other thou's? Instead, you hath searcheth apon internet sites for stories about fictional cartoon characters having sex? As one is one of these unfortunate subjects of written of child pornography, I wish you all to let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you up in the ear, bitches. The only thing thou has goteth righteth est not to paireth one with a Beast of Burden (the British one can atleast be one's slave) - thou would be senteth to the seventh layer of hell if that happenedeth.
One shall now curse you hooligans. Ahem.
Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus, tolle corpus Satani! Ave Satani! Ave Versus Christus! Ave Satani! Ave, pater! MWAHAHAHAH
One hopes thee all burn in heaven and suffer!
From one, Damien, son of Satan.
A/N: Lol fail old english is like queens english /shoots self. Also I don't own The Omen! Or the Excorcist!
Thankuuuu to So Many Things, Not The Time To Brake Down, lilykinz200, streebee2, OXRosinaOX, SparklesMakeMeHappy, Soapy Tucker, HappyNoodleGirl666 and Loony-Luna-Lovegood-98 for ze reviewz I love you all :D
Review now and you can replace Cartman for yourself in South Park for a whole week xD Whoo