To Fanfiction writers,
Kyle may be my super best friend forever, but he isn't my super best boyfriend. Ever.
I know I told him that I love him in the episode Assburgers, but when I said that I meant that I love him as a friend. Cause I was 10 and drunk and alone, and I wanted my super best friend back.
Dude! I'm not even gay. Isn't it pretty obvious that I like girls – I have been dating Wendy for years, goddamn it! Sure she can be a bitch but I still like her like that and I date her. And maybe more… wow just thinking about it gets me exited (blergh). Uh, anyway.
I'm not saying your writing's bad or anything, but maybe your storylines are… yeah.
So maybe you should, like, write more straight stories? 'Cause I doubt that all the boys are gay (you make practically everyone gay in your stories, isn't that kinda mean to the girls?).
Or maybe you don't have to touch on the subject at all, and y'know, write comedies and action and horror and stuff. That's cool.
And just so you know, my dad is throwing a strop because he 'doesn't get enough Fanfictions.' Jesus fucking Christ he acts as if it'll be fun to have people that you don't know write false crap about you having sex with your best friend.
From Stan.
A/N: Stan is so normal. Sorry.
Anwyay love to XMistressChaosX, Not The Time To Brake Down, HappyNoodleGirl666, lilykinz200, SparklesMakeMeHappy, ladylove1335, OXRosinaOX, Loony-Luna-Lovegood-98, Soapy Tucker, Kuutamolla and ultraman118 for the reviews :D
Review and you can write your own South Park episode - you can include your fave pair (or not)! (Just make sure it's still hilarious)