To FanFiction writers,
What is wrong with you? You write all your stories about people who probably aren't even gay, getting gay with each other, yet you write no stories about me, the most gay person on this fucking stupid show, getting gay with anyone. I'm so gay that I got a sex change and then I became a lesbian when I was a girl. Then I got another sex change and I'm STILL GAY.
Why don't you write and steamy hot sex with me and Mr. Slave or something?
Besides, doesn't my determination for getting anything I want count for making an interesting storyline? Remember that episode where me and my (ex) lover made the whole world into atheists just because of my determination and imtimidation? Does this not count for something? Does the fact that all your favourite characters from South Park were taught by me not matter? THEY ALL HAVE INFLUENCE ON THEIR LIVES FROM ME.
Seriously. Make me some more storylines, or I'll get Mr. Slave or Mr. Hat or someone to make your life a living hell. Can't think of any storylines? How about this: I discover how to transport from one place to another. I go to president Obama to get his approval of my new invention, and as I bend down to pick up something from the floor he sticks his dick in me and we make hot steamy sex… mmm president Obama is hot.
Yours, Mr. Garrison but soon to be Mr. Obama-Garrison.
A/N: I just... I don't know. Just for the record I don't think Barack Obama is hot.
Thanks to lilykinz200, So Many Things, SparklesMakeMeHappy, Not The Time To Brake Down, ladylove1335, HappyNoodleGirl666, Soapy Tucker, XMistressChaosX, Designer101 and Kuutamolla for the reviews!
Oh my, I'm running out of ideas to bribe you all with. You get to give one of them a girly makeover... or something?