Dear FanFiction writers,

Thanks so much. Even though I am nothing much more than a background character in the show, you include me in many of your stories. I know I may not often be a main character in them, but I have noticed that I am quite often a close friend of one of the main characters (no matter who the main character is, I seem to be friendly with them a lot of the time, which is cool), or a girlfriend of one of the main characters' friends. And you mostly seem to make me a nice person who tries to help the main characters through their 'troubles' or whatever, and I never seem to do anything to interfere with their lives in a bad way.

People like Cartman or others would not be happy with being made to always be just the main character's helpful friend, but ignore them because I am grateful. And luckily I don't have to deal with anything from always being paired with the same character to never being mentioned at all.

Thanks, and I'll be happy if you keep this all the way it is.

Lots of love, from Red.


A/N: OMGGG 100 REVIEWS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THIS BEFORE I LOVE YOU GUYZ. Sorry this chapter is short and boring, I'll do a better one tomorrow! LUV YOU.