Dear FanFiction writers,
If you ever truly believe that I would ever get with that racist, religionist fatass mother-fucker then you are sadly mistaken. I hate his goddamn guts, do you not understand that? I realise that you need to have your dose of yaoi or whatever you call it, but seriously, this must be the worst pair ever – I know that you think I'm just saying this because I'm included in the pairing (which is stupid cause you pair me with Stan and Kenny a lot and although I think you are dumb for that, it at least kind of makes more sense than this pairing), but I hate him. Really, really hate him. Isn't that kind of obvious by the fact that I argue with him everyday about practically everything? He has no moral values, no common sense and no sympathy for anybody other than himself, as if the whole fucking world revolves around himself. Who the fuck would want to fuck a fat tub of lard like him? As well as myself I feel sorry for Butters because of this reason (who also is paired with him a lot incase you did not know).
Besides, I need to focus on my school work. I don't have enough time. Wait. That kinda makes me sound like a nerd, doesn't it? Well fuck that. I just don't want to be with Cartman in any of your stupid stories.
But I shall not be too mean – instead, here is my constructive criticism (instead of me just complaining): Sometimes stories in which have a pairing usually lead you to make the character very OOC – for example me giving in to Cartman asking to make sweet love to me down by the fire (both of us are OOC incase you can't tell by the scenario). Romance is clearly the most popular on FanFiction, so I guess that's what you're all going to write. And for some reason you don't seem to like heterosexual FanFics. So how about you create more… realistic scenarios? E.G. (Although I'm sure I'll get beaten up for saying this) KennyxButters – isn't it called Bunny or something? – at least would work. Don't get me wrong, it would never happen anyway, but Kenny is a pervert and Butters is a push over. Maybe if Kenny was drunk and Butters has memory loss then something might happen. Shit I'm going to get kicked so hard for saying that.
Anyway, other than that (and many grammatical errors), I don't really care what you write. It's not like it's actually real (especially since I don't even know you and I could technically get you all arrested for stalking practically the whole town - don't push your luck) and unless I actually purposely search for it, I should not be affected with it in my daily life.
From Kyle.
A/N: He's a foul-mouthed nerd. Anyway, thanks for the awesomeee reviews from lilykinz200, ladylove1335, SparklesMakeMeHappy, iluvkenny, writer-person2, Not The Time To Brake Down, XMistressChaosX, Kuutamolla, pam, Sleepingkit and alexdemyx :D
Also I think I got my first flaming review on this story... but I'm not offended cause I'm not even sure if it was an insult cause it made no sense at all. Infact it made me laugh, ahaha.
Anyway review again and you can get stuck in a lift with your three fave South Park characters yeeey