Dear Nazi-Cheerleader-Conformist Bastards,
Nothing can describe my blackening pain while I read your Twilight-conformist stories about stupid romance that would never happen. And although all you conformists suck emo donkey penis, I will admit that most of you seem to have gotten the 'Goth kids smoke and take drugs and drink coffee and do nothing else' bit right. Apart from the fact that we destroy any Vampire or emo cults forming in our town, and we worship the devil.
And although I just paid you a compliment (which makes me want to puke my fucking lungs out, by the way) I will also critisize you again by telling you that we do. Not. Hang. Out. With. Craig. Or. Kenny. Or. Anyone. Else. That. You. Try. To. Make. Us. Hang. Out. With. They're fucking Ken and Barbie bitches, you seem to all think that we will accept them into out Goth gang just because you think they would look sexy smoking. Well let me tell you this, they aren't going to be smoking in the same spot as us. If they try they will be ripped to tiny shreds which we will put into a blender and feed the remains to their pets. Then they will be pooped out by their pets. They will SUFFER.
We'd be more likely to let Damien hang out with us - I mean at least he's related to the devil.
Conformists.
From The Goth Kids.
A/N: Thanks for the reviews from Loony-Luna-Lovegood-98, ladylove1335, lilykinz200, OXRosinaOX, Soapy Tucker, Not The Time To Brake Down, SparklesMakeMeHappy and kylekennypiptweek!
Review now and Trey and Matt will make an episode where South Park meets Dr Who (or if you don't like Dr Who then Harry Potter or Hunger Games or whatever you like)