Dear FanFiction writers,
Let me tell you this now. I don't like Wendy in that way. She is my friend, and sometimes I hate her cause she can be a controlling bitch, but we're friends. Nothing more. Hell, I'd be surprised if we're even friends after I pointed a gun at her.
Either you pair me with her or I'm 'that slut that is friends with the main character but nothing more than a slut'. Sure, I date people just for money (or shoes, whatever) and I got way into the Stupid Spoiled Whore phase when I was a kid, but I am an intelligent girl when I want to be (despite being a blonde - fuck stereotypes) and I'm a good leader. Wendy can be more of a slag than me at times, but you all assume I grow up to be the drunken whore because I was the first to start puberty.
Surely you can come up with some kind of stories for me? Romance (you don't seem to care about the fact that I find Kyle's ass very attractive), action (hell-o I can use a fucking gun?)(it's be cool if I was in the mafia or something!), or WHATEVER.
But I suppose I am grateful for you including me as somewhat of an important character in many of your stories, even if I am a hoe. At least I know that I'm not unpopular or anything when I'm older. Thanks for not much, I guess.
Love Bebe x
A/N: I think next chapter will be the last. We all know who it's gonna be. I've also written chapters for Chef, Satan and Mrs. Cartman but they're kinda boring and I was gonna write chapters for all the other characters but none of them really have enough fanfiction and after a while it'll get really repetitive and boring. So yeah. But anyway thanks for the reviews from XMistressChaosX, Designer101, NattyMc, SparklesMakeMeHappy, lilykinz200, Loony-Luna-Lovegood-98, kylekennypiptweek, HappyNoodleGirl666, Soapy Tucker, ladylove1335 and alexdemyx :D