((I'd like to thank Zerqyx for continuing to read and review. Yes, yes, I know Quinn is horrible, but if he wasn't, would he be with the D-cons? XD))
'Okay, now, what were the five 'D's of dodgeball? ' Quinn asked himself mentally as he ran away from a T-rex looking mech. 'Uh, um, Dodge.' He did just that as flames shot pass his right arm. "Holy shit!" he ran faster.
'Duck.' He ducked as more fire came his way, singing his already black hair. 'Um, dip? What the hell is dip?' he skidded to a halt, so the T-rex ran over him, and then back pedaled in the way they came. "Toy comes back! Grimlock want play with toy!"
'Hmm, charming. Next was dive.' He dived behind a tree, flattening his thin frame against the brick bark. 'Then…it was dodge again wasn't it! Oh, fuck me!'
Quinn screamed like a girl when the dinobot's head came into view.
Needless to say that was the last time Scrapper was permitted to 'borrow' the human.
It also went to say that the black haired teen was in a foul mood for the rest of the day. The occasional snickers from the large green and purple cycloptic mech were not helping, especially since he seemed to be the only one to hear them. Finally, the human snapped, and it was spectacular.
Slamming his fists onto his laptop keyboard, Quinn began his tantrum after Lugnut snickered one too many times. "What! You think it's funny you fat sack of scrap! Huh, do ya? I'll fragging stick my boot so far up your tailpipe your momma's gonna feel it! Come over here! I'll kick your aft you huge, stupid-" All the surrounding mecha gapped at the teen's outburst, which continued on for a good two and a half minutes, not once letting up on the insults he hurled at Lugnut. "- tie you to a radiator and leave you there for decades and decades to come!" The teen was nearly purple when he fell over and become unresponsive.
Lugnut decided then and there to annoy Quinn more often, since he had never seen a human pass out from lack of oxygen. It was very amusing.