Chapter 1 : "A Big Step"

"IZAYAAAA!"

"IZAYAA! COME BACK HERE YOU LOUSE!"

CRASH!

Ops! Oh, really! Shizu-chan really can't hold his strength.. Uhh, I'm so scared..

"No way, Shizu-chan! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"GRRRRRRRR! Shut the FUCK UP, FLEAAAAA!"

Akhh! No no no no! Shizu-chan! Stop throwing things! Aaaaa!

"Hahahahahahaha, watch your step, Shizu-chaaaaannn~"

"WHAT STEP YOU FUCKING—huh?"

CRASHH! BANG!

….Ah.. Iza-chan… Seriously…. Truck method again…? And why does Shizu-chan keep falling into that method again and again.. Really. Does Shizu-chan naturaly have that.. kind of brain?

But, thank God their chases has finally over.

Um, me?

Oh, hello! I'm Psyche, and I'm not related to this story, reaaalllly, reaaaallly not related in this at all~ But I'm here to tell you a story about them two! Ah, and I'm here with my friend, Tsugaru, but it's not his time yet, so he won't come out here with us, uh, quite lonely.. but it's okay!

Anyway, nice to meet you!


This night is the same as the other night in this little town of Ikebukuro~ Where people still busy with their own life and family. Well, you can see people rushing from their office, I think they're going home from their exhausting work time, euh, look at their faces, a zombie indeed! What a scenery… I better look into another scene, oh! There's so much teen hanging out! Um, they look bad, no no no, drift away your negative thinking Psyche! … But they still… HA! Iza-chan!

There's Iza-chan skipping happily to God-know-where even after having a crucial fight with Shizu-chan. Well, he seems to have his puffy right cheek cut by Shizu-chan's street sign attack.. It's not bad though, I hope I didn't hurt him too much. But, alas, he look as evil as usual so it should be fine. Haha~ Ah, but if you look closely, his… right arm seems to be bloody. He better be treated his wound to Shinra as fast as he can. Man, Iza-chan could be evilly reckless sometimes, but I know he's a strong man! I have faith in him!

Eh? He's continue his happy skip to a more deep area of Ikebukuro. Ah, I know this apartment! It's Shinra's! Yeah, yeah, yeah! This time he better treat his wounds well. Not like the last time Iza-chan come, when he wanted to have his wounds treated but he actually forgot where else his wounds are and ended up walking with a quite long cut in his left arm. Well, it's not that Shizu-chan's power is contagious, it's more like his body is really adapt to that kind of wound and sometimes he barely feel some wound that beginning to dried or whatsoever. Uh, I started to think Shizu-chan's power is really contagious.

"Oh, geez. It's worn out already? Shinra must've its dose leveled up~"

…Geez, Iza-chan… Do you… Oh, God, he's still drinking those pills?

Ah, for your information, Iza-chan was having a problem with his body lately. Even though I'd say that he barely feeling some random cuts or bruises lately, he's still can't over this kind of pain he's been restrained with those painkiller pills. Actually, I really don't like his idea of taking this pills continuously, but, it's Iza-chan we're talking about, Orihara Izaya, no matter what he must appear cheery, evil, and perfect in any occasion. Yes, everything he does is related to his job as an underground informant, and his job is related to what he called an obsession of human being, a love for his peons. As Iza-chan who called himself a 'GOD', appearing perfect with his usual carefree-evil-smirk is a must, well, he said that if he, himself showed his weak side or anything that below his perfect conditions, whoever it is and whatever it is could take some advantages from him. Maybe in a form of some addition information or maybe in a form of his own life, a.k.a Iza-chan being a dead corpse. And of course we don't want that to happen.

Ah, talking about dead thing is a curse, Psyche! Stop doing that..

Fiuhhh, well, ah, there he is, entering Shinra's apartment. Oh, he's walking slower right now. Um, maybe it's regarding due his ended period of painkiller. Be strong Iza-chan!

Ding dong!

"Wait a minutee~"

Ah, that… annoying voice, it must be Shinra. Hm? Ah, I don't know, even though Shinra is the one who create me, or maybe you could call him my father, his voice is still annoying in my ears. I don't know what does Tsugaru think about him since Shinra is also his father and Tsugaru is the one who love some peaceful moments. Oh, I hope Tsugaru doesn't hate him even though he's freakingly annoying even to me who's quite chatty.

Ding dong!

"….."

"… Geez, Shinra…."

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"Whoa, whoa! Take it easy mister!"

Well, Shinra, who could take it easy if you keep your guest waiting outside with a pain starting to strike your feet. Geeeezz! Oh? I haven't explained yet? Oh, sorry, then.. Uh, this is embarrassing for a narator.. Actually the pain is not attacking all over his body but only on his tibula bone, it's on his right feet. At first Iza-chan thought about it as a bruises or something but it doesn't have any mark on it, it looked exactly fine the way it was. But the pain still there and giving Iza-chan a bad feeling. But as stubborn as our Iza-chan could be, he refused to had a further examination and ask for a bunch of painkiller instead. As you know, Shinra had a really sick habits for examine almost everything he could, but not this time while Iza-chan is on the role and made him believe that he's 100% okay. Yeah, you know Iza-chan's theatrical ability.

But I think Shinra's believed in him because he's his friend although the suspicion of Iza-chan's leg is still going on on his head, playing many names of disease that related to Iza-chan's sign while hoping that he's okay. Well, I must admit that Shinra is really a good guy. That's why he created me and Tsugaru instead. Hehe~

"Finally, Shinraaaa~ What took you so long?"

"Sorry, sorry, Izaya, I was just taking over the dishes, haha~ Come come~"

"Geez, what a housewife~ Oh, please excuse me then~"

"Well, what brings you here? Oh, your arm! It's bleeding!"

"Huh? Oh, must got it from Shizu-chan earlier, hehe~"

Ah, I was right! It because of Shizu-chan! Geez, that blondy really needs to learn how to control his super power. Um, but I guess it's usual for them, right? And from the looks of it, Iza-chan seems to be happy, so it's fine.

"Oh? You look happy~"

Agreee~ Oh, and Shinra having his tools ready and start treating Izaya's arm. Fiuh, I almost forgot my main job here.

"Huh? What happy? I'm usually like this~"

"Yeah, like when you had a fight with Shizuo and you had him crushed by a truck or surrounded by thugs or having his beloved clothes teared, again. Right?"

"Pffftttt! What are you now, Shinra? A fortuneteller? Hahahhaa!"

"Nope, just a normal doctor who apparently know how you feel."

"Yeah, and not a normal one to begin with.."

Ah, Iza-chan and his famous smirk. And finally the wound is successfully treated oh the one on his cheek had actually done too. And then Izaya was asking for more stronger painkiller, despite the pain is getting stronger too even though it's still in that area of tibula and hasn't spread yet.

"More painkillers? Are you.. oh, don't tell me Izaya…"

"Well, what could I say, I keep them in my pocket in case the pain struck and for Hell's known many times, I keep swallowing those tiny things to prevent its pain in getting stronger and stronger. And those pills keeps me standing, Shinra. So I need them. Now."

"I'm sorry, Izaya, this is getting worse, I was just giving you a bottle contains of 30 painkillers a week ago and it's already empty?"

"Now, now, Shinra, listen here—"

"As your personal doctor, I can't allow you to—"

"Just give me the pills Shinra!"

"….Izaya.. Are you sure I don't need to examinate you…?"

"Yes, and I need the pill fast and stronger."

Iza-chan, you really are a stubborn person. I, too, became very worried of you. But even though Shinra was panicking in his head, he still bring him the pills, still warning him the dose and how many he could take every time he feels the pain. And Iza-chan just allowed to take one each time or he's going to poisoned his body, the worst thing's going to happen is.. over dosed.

"I could take care of myself, Shinra, you don't need to worry.."

"….."

"Hey, I'm not a child anymore~ Just relax, Shinraa~"

"…Still, Izaya… God, you really are.. Fine.. Call me for everything that's going to happen.."

"Heh, you're playing fortuneteller again, okay then, gotta go, Shizu-chan is going to come here soon~ See ya, Shinra! Thank you for everything!"

And by the end of his sentences, the door closed while Iza-chan taking his first pill from the new bottle of higher dose of painkiller. And later he found his strength back and sprint to his apartment. Satisfied that he could still have a catch and run with Shizu-chan, when he's already had his lifeline painkillers now.

And not to long after Iza-chan gone..

Ding dong!

"Comingggg~… Yes? Ah, Shizuo!"

"Yo, Shinra."

"... Who's playing fortuneteller now, Izaya...?"


Fuah, i remake the first chapter since i sucked really bad before. I hope it's better than before, hehe..

Sorry for so long updating (and when i update i was just remake the first chapter not getting anywhere)

but, please enjoy, thank you for reading~ 3