The Meat wars ( Nhaaa-na-na-naaa-na–Nhaaaa-na-na-naaa-na- star wars theme)
Disclaimer: As much as I dream of it, I do not own The Teen Titans or Star wars. I'd be rich if that was the case and then I would own Teen Titans.
Chapter 2: A new Joke
The Titans were all in the living room. Starfire and Robin were chatting quietly, Raven was reading a dusty tome, Beast Boy was preparing some Tofu and Cyborg was pouring cake batter into a pan. The quiet was errie, without the usual yelling it freaked even Raven.
'What's up with Green Bean? He isn't saying anything about the milk in my pancakes. What's wrong? What is he planning?' Cyborg thought, looking over his shoulder at Beast Boy.
'Uh oh, Cy is giving me a hairy eyeball. I need to act normal and keep my guards up. Wait, am I talk- err… thinking to my self?' BB shook that thought off and asked
"Okay, why are ducks such good stand up comedians?" Everybody groaned.
"BB, that joke has gone Stale." Robin said, getting a confused look from Starfire.
"Stale? Like those crackers in the back of the cabinet?" She inquired. Robin shook his head with a warm smile.
"No, it means it's been used so much, that the joke isn't funny anymore." She smiled gratefully at him and he blushed against his own will.
"It was funny?" Raven raised an eyebrow but didn't look up from her book.
"Hey! Okay fine, I've used that one up but I've got others! What did the rich Apple say to the homeless grape?" No one answered" You should apple-ly for a job!" Then he laughed while everyone else rolled their eyes.
"Yo, that's not funny! Here's a good one! What do you call an amusement park full of Barbies?"He put his fresh, buttery, golden steaming blueberry pancakes on a paper plate.(A/N:Hungery yet?)
" Ditz-ney land!" Both guys fell on the floor laughing. They rolled around on the floor clutching their stomachs. Beast Boy banged up against the counter and Cy's pancakes fell off of the counter and hit the floor while the Tofu fell on Silkie.
Starfire quickly cleaned up her pet, trying not to gag as she did, while the boys still laughed. Ten minutes later they were still laughing and gasping for air. But they were cut off short by a wrathful Raven. She used her powers to put them in bubbles with air holes so they could hear.
"Here, I have a joke for you. Why did the idiots run across the street while bawling?" She said in a chafed tone and her eyes grew ruby red. Both Beast Boy and Cyborg gulped."To get to the trashed game station on the other side!"
There was an explosion in the next room and Raven then let them out of their bubbles. They both ran screaming in horror to their Game station that was now dust. Robin and Starfire cracked up.
"Best joke I've heard yet!"
"Yes, it was truly glorious!"Raven just muttered
"That's what they get." Then she scooped up her aspirin bottle and tome and went to her room. Starfire turned to Robin. "I am glad friend Raven did that! They certainly needed a new joke!"
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Me: (evil laughter) get it? New hope, new joke! Eh? Eh?
Readers: Boo!
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Me: well thanks for review all my chapters, I REALLY LOVE FEED BACK! I have my finals this week so I am having half days! I'm trying to squezze in as many chapters as possible until I go out of town next Friday! I know this chapter was short but really it was just for fun
Later alligators!
KKA