The Meat wars ( Nhaaa-na-na-naaa-na–Nhaaaa-na-na-naaa-na- star wars theme)
Disclaimer: I don't own wal-mart or Teen Titans or Star wars or fudge monkeys or LOL c vats or…. Are you just trying to make me depressed?
Sorry about the such short chapters, but this one is a long one I swear!
Chapter 3:
Later, after much weeping from the guys, The Titans all piled into the car and set off early towards the meat fair. When They got there, there was a list in their usual parking space.
Titans, I need someone to test the Ferris wheel, set up the utensils tent, set up the microphones and sound system and for someone to go and buy extra paper plates.
-The Mayor
"Well, it looks like we were expected team. Raven, go set up the utensils tent, Cy set up the sound system and microphones, Beast Boy buys some plates and Me and Star will test out the Ferris wheel." Robin ordered.
"Dude! Why do you and Star get to go on the Ferris wheel?' Beast Boy whined, but with one glare from Raven, he shut up. "Aye, Aye sir!" Beast Boy and Cyborg ran off haistly to their jobs. Raven followed after them, grumbling.
"Come On Star!" Robin called and started to walk towards the humongo wheel.
"Robin," Starfire said softly, which made him stop and turn." I am afraid that I have to do a flavor for the mayor's wife and therefore cannot accompany you." Robin's hopes of telling Starfire how he felt towards her were crushed. He noticed her voice was sad, but he was too busy feeling rejected to do anything about it.
" It's favor Star and have fun…" Star nodded and flew off "I guess." As he turned to go to the Ferris Wheel, he didn't notice the saddened look sent to him by the alien.
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An eagle soared through the sky. He was majestic, powerful and green! It circled over Wal-Mart and then landed by the front doors. The eagle transformed into a green, teenage elf, other known as Beast Boy. Though he wasn't happy to be at Wal-Mart, it did give him an opportunity to get ammo for the oncoming battle at the park. He waltzed through the automatic doors and into the store. Usually Wal-Mart was crowed but today everyone was getting ready for the park, so the store was virtually empty (It's a miracle!). The store was full of shelves carrying every day things to stuff you didn't know existed that was lit by blinding lights.
" Kay, I need to get packages of paper plates, string, straws, a bowling ball, bowls, three gallons of water, some peanut butter, gum…" He recited his mental list as he turned into the paper plate isle. As he reached for the plates on the top shelf when he was wacked on the back of the head so hard that his head jerked forward and smashed into the shelf.
He crouched on the ground and cradled his head."What the hell!" Towering over him was an old lady. She had a death grip on her purse which had blood on it, (whose blood? Bwha ha ha!) and she had fire in her eyes.
"What is in that purse? A brick? A bowling ball? A refrigerator? " Beast Boy glared at the aged woman.
"Carl!" She screeched "You left me all those years ago pregnant and now a catch you kissing another woman?"
"Wha-"The old woman was glaring at the paper plates. She was crazy or blind, Beast Boy decided. "Um, yeah I'm not Carl, who ever that is. I don't even know you!" The lady dropped her purse and slowly pulled up the sleeves of her hand knitted sweater. She spun around and showed her razor-sharp, blood red nails. She pinned him up against a shelf and pointed it at his jugular.
"You abandon me in 63', then I find you 53 years later kissing a hag, and now you say you don't even know me? I- I…." Her face softened "I love you!" She pulled Beast Boy into a kiss. He screamed against the wrinkly gal's lips and turned into a mouse. Then her skittered towards the paper plates, turned into a vulture, scooped up the paper plates and zoomed away from her.
"Wait! Come back Carl!" She screamed and ran after him.
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Cyborg crouched behind the speakers with a box of tools and a bottle of oil next to him. The speakers were on a neon colored stage surrounded by soft, green grass, meat tents, and a bright blue sky sprinkled with clouds. The breeze blew softly as Cy rolled his shoulders and stood up. He had been working on the speakers for a while and had a Charlie horse in his butt.
"Stupid spikey haired freak, I'd like him to sit here and fix these speakers. I wish someone would help me…."
"Hey Sparky!" Cyborg screamed like a little girl, tripped and face planted. "Oww!"
"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you, "Bumble Bee stood over him and stuck out her hand "Didn't know you were such a fraidy cat." Cyborg took her hand and stood up. He glared at her and then smiled.
"Bee! What are you doing here?"
"Well, I heard bout' meat day and decided to check it out. Besides, I couldn't give up an opportunity to eat free meat!" Cyborg chuckled.
"It would be nice to have someone back me up about how good meat is against BB." Bee smiled at this. She always thought their squabbles were cute; especially Cyborg.
"Sure," She looked over Cyborg's shoulder with her eye brows raised. "Need help with the speakers?" It was like Cyborg's wish came true.
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Robin moped as he reached the top of the Ferris wheel. Up there was a beautiful view of the busy city, Emerald Park and red and purple meats tents. The sky was the shade of Safire but Robin was too deep in his thoughts to notice.
"Way, to go Boy Blunder. She properly didn't want to go with you because she doesn't like to hang around you." The sad Robin in his head said.
"Shut up, you big mopey Mary! He just was a big wimp!" The angry Robin replied " Be more assertive! You asked Babs out before several times before she said yes, do the same damn thing!"
" Don't listen to them, " Wise Robin corrected his glasses " Starfire likes you a lot, enough to call you a Best Friend. Also, she said she had to do something for the mayor's wife, and said sorry. This indicates that she wanted to go with you, I say."Wise Robin's words soothed the real Robin, because he knew that was properly the truth.
"Yeah Rob, though I don't think she sees you as a friend, but as soul mate!" Love Robin (who was dressed in pink much to the other's dismay) said to the real Robin and turned to Angry, sad, and wise Robin "Right guys?"
"Well—" Wise started but angry burst in.
"Hey! He was talking to me!" Wise got up in angry's face. "No, he was talking to me!" Angry round housed wise and got a swift kick in the stomach in return. They both pulled out their bow staffs and attacked each other with determination.
" No one talks to me!" sad moaned as the angry robin sacked the wise one. The real Robin on the Ferris wheel shook his head. Though he decided to believe in wise and maybe even in love.
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Raven slowly but swiftly used her powers to take forks, spoons, and knives out of their bags and placed them neatly on the table. She grumbled about taking the steak knives and shoving up BB and Cy's where the sun don't shines. She was still grumbling when over the radio a song started to play.
"(I miss you, I miss you)"
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue"
Raven unconsciously sighed dreamily. She always wished that Beast Boy would sing this to her. Then she wouldn't be so moody all the time.
"The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want"
Raven started to hum and spin around while still setting up the tent. If anyone else saw her she would have looked like a gothic Disney princess. As she did this she imagined beat Boy hugging her, kissing her tenderly….
"Where you can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends"
Raven's powers branched for her hands as she sang along. She was actually smiling. She twirled with her arms in the air.
"(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight"
Raven stopped and looked around her, she noticed all of her work was done. She laughed to herself and swayed to the music.
"Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Music covered the sounds of footsteps outside the tents and the "Duuuuuuuuuudddddddeeee!"
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
Raven finished singing and but was still full of a fluffy feeling and hope. Maybe today wasn't going to be so bad. Then Beast Boy rushed in screaming " Dude, Rae! Help me! I-" He stopped when he saw that raven was actually smiling and still swaying to the music that was at it's end. "What's wrong?" His eyes widened and he tottaly forgot the old lady who thought he was carl.
"Nothing, just got cut up in a song and don't call me Rae." Raven closed her eyes, frowning and blushing at the same time and put her hood up. She started to walk out of the tent but was stopped by Beast Boy's voice.
"You know, Rae you should smile more often. It's cute." Raven smiled from under her hood with her back still to him.
'Thanks," She looked over her shoulder "Beast Man." Beast Boy smiled warmly as she walked away. Then it him; today the vengeance against meat would be post poned until he did something no one with a brain dared to do. He was going to sing something to her. For her.
"Aaaaaand that was 'I miss you by blink-182…" The Radio anuccer said but then after wards his voice blocked out by Beast Boy.
"Yes!" he did a victory dance "Now if can just convince the band to play it…."
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Starfire strained to pick up the 50,097 pound bowl of alien food. Slowly she carried the pot over the city and the park.
"Whew!" She wiped the sweat off of her forehead. Then she heard the beep that signaled that all of the Titans were supposed to go onto the stage. She levitated of the ground and quickly clapped her hands together.
"Glorious!" She was quicker than the flash as she eagerly took off. The park now was flooding with meat lovers wearing meat t-shirts, shoes and even hats that looked like a KFC bucket. They were all cheering as they saw the Titans (Including Bumble Bee), the mayor and the mayor's wife all on stage.
"Titans, I here by present you with the sacred scissors of ceremony! Please, cut the ribbon to the Meat table of awesomeness!"
"You mean the ones that say that they were made in china?" Raven said in a flat monotone. The Mayor sweat dropped. Cyborg took the scissors and made his way up towards the huge red ribbon that guarded a huge tower of meat with chicken, steaks, burned ends, ribs, duck, platypus, goose, every kind of meat there was.
He opened the scissors and swiftly brought them to a close over the ribbon. It delicately broke in two and floated to the ground.
"Now!" yelled a girl of fourteen and the crowd's roar interpreted by the ground shaking furiously. People started to scream at the shaking which seemed like 20 earth quakes together. Then the Ferris wheel rumbled and Beast Boy took cover laughing. As a hose emerged from the star in the middle of the wheel. It spurted a white liquid and everyone one instantly knew what it was from the smell.
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Yes! Cliffhanger!
Sorry about being late with this chapter but it is really a long one! Also right now I have an upper repertory infection so I'm coughing so hard I shake the table when I do. It makes it hard to type I still managed it! The next chapter will arrive next week and maybe another Rae/BB one shot, I dunno.
Later alligators!
KKA