The Meat wars ( Nhaaa-na-na-naaa-na–Nhaaaa-na-na-naaa-na- star wars theme)
Disclaimer: if I did, Terra would come back with a mustache!
Sorry, I am later on this one than with the others, but between karate and typing up a story for my friend's birthday, I've been pretty busy! But do not fret, this a chapter! (duh!) There's pretty much only one more chapter after this, but this chapter is what the story is named for!
Chapter 4: the battle begins!
Last chapter….
"Now!" yelled a girl of fourteen and the crowd's roar interpreted by the ground shaking furiously. People started to scream at the shaking which seemed like 20 earth quakes together. Then the Ferris wheel rumbled and Beast Boy took cover laughing. As a hose emerged from the star in the middle of the wheel. It spurted a white liquid and everyone one instantly knew what it was from the smell.
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Cyborg especially wanted to blow chunks as the wave of liquid Tofu came down upon the park like the asteroids on the dinosaur. It patted like rain as it hit the ground. Raven's eye twitched and Robin's mask narrowed while Cyborg stood there dumbfound. Starfire winced at the smell, and gazed upon the crowd who also looked pretty shocked or just plain pissed. They all knew who the one who did the deed.
"Beast Boy!" Robin yelled and Beast Boy stuck out his head from behind the stage, completely untouched y tofu. His face was dominated (Look ma! Big words!) by a smirk.
"Yeeeees?"
"BB, you in some deep shit—I'm going to kill you! Look at all of the meat gone to waste!" Cyborg shrieked. Apparently he had snapped out of his shock and now was pointing to the giant meat tower which was completely covered by the tofu. All of the park started to inch towards Beast boy.
"Nope, because I think guys underestimate vegetarians. Rock on veggies!" Beast Boy pumped his hand into the air and on cue, a girl appeared in a tall oak at the back of the crowd. She had a kaki hat on that pushed her violet hair that was mostly in a ponytail over her eyes, blocking them from view. She wore an gorillaz t-shirt and jean-shorts with little Dc tennis shoes. She looked no older than 14 and her face had a small smirk on it. She hung to the tree wither her legs and an arm wrapped around it, and in her other hand was a huge squirt gun full of soy sauce.
"Chaaarge!" She cried and from what seems out of nowhere, people of every age and skin color popped up. They were all wearing bright neon green T-shirts with the words in big, bold and red letters said; Eat animals and I eat you! They all had various weapons of tofu in their hands; some with squirt guns with soft tofu in them, others with hard tofu lasers, and various with tofu shaped fire crackers, apples that were hard as diamonds, and tofu milk acid.
Everyone else in the park sweat dropped as the army charged towards the meat tent. But the meat lovers suddenly brought out weapons of their own from the untouched tents of meat. They carried sausage link nun chucks, and BBQ sauce cannons, Bacon bombs and salami roll light saber, and beef bone javelins and chicken leg tasers. They rushed to towards the vegetarian army.
"Booya! " Cyborg's sonic cannon filled up with BBQ sauce and he rushed away from his own meat army and towards Beast Boy who had a hard tofu laser. As they clashed with each other, Robin shrugged his shoulders ,picked up a fallen salami stick and joined the battle; leaving a very annoyed Raven and confused and worried Starfire.
From the stage they could see the sea of red meat lovers and green vegetarians. Their yells could be heard on the other side of town and were so various that the mayor his under a table with his hand over his eyes. Raven rolled her eyes at the scene as A tofu lover got wacked upside the head with a salami stick. The Vegetarians started to get the upper hand, so the Cyborg blocked a squirt of soft tofu and yelled
"Get the spam can!" Another rumbling shook the park, and the huge pot of alien food shook with it. A tank made out of spam cans rumbled into the crowd, scaring the vegetarians; forcing them to fall back. The tank smelled highly of salt as it began to shoot spam at the crowd, causing many screams and oofs. Tents began to fall and Robin back flipped laughing to avoid being hit.
And the battle went on and the pot of alien started to rock back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Over and over and over until the alien desert started to slosh over the sides. Starfire and Raven realized what was going to happen and flew and tried to stop the pot's rocking. But the pot's shadow grew over them as it began its decent to the ground.
Meanwhile Cyborg and Best Boy slashed at each other with a Pepperoni stick and hard Tofu stick and each time was blocked. Cyborg pushed his stick to Beast boy's and leaned into his face.
"Young Gar Skywalker, I have your grandmother!" He pulled away quickly and stepped to the side to reveal….. The old lady from Wal-Mart.
"Carl!" She screeched making everyone around her shiver. Beast Boy dropped his weapon and got down on his knees.
"Nooooooooooo—eeep!" A shadow grew over the bunch and Beast Boy pointed behind Cyborg and the old woman. They turned and were met face to face with Starfire's pink, alien desert. Everyone in the park was washed off their feet by the wave, and were now coated in Tofu, BBQ sauce and alien food. They all groaned as they got up and continued to fight again.
No one notice that Starfire stood next to the now empty park; also covered in Tofu, meat, alien and much more. Except on her cheeks where her tears carved to narrow paths. No one noticed when she bowed her head as BBQ sauce hit the back of head with a splat; and no one notice as she slowly walked over to the tree trunk, sit down and start to weep uncontrollably.
No one except Raven, as she walked over to Starfire and sat with as she wept.
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I felt pretty sad writing that. Only one more chapter, that is properly going to be long. Sorry, this chapter is short but I'm not really good at writing fight scenes yet; any tips? I'm going to write the sequel to Girl's night out before the chapter that's next. Got a lot planned, but I'm working my butt off for the finally!
KKA