The Meat wars ( Nhaaa-na-na-naaa-na–Nhaaaa-na-na-naaa-na- star wars theme)
Disclaimer: if I did, Trigon would have a moustache!
Okay, last chapter guys, this is coming later than what I hoped for—but here it is!
The Meat Wars: The Side Splitting Finally!
Raven sat beside the silently weeping Starfire as the Meat War raged on. Pure fury boiled in Raven's stomach as she watched the idiots slap each other around with Salami and Mozzarella. How could they make Starfire cry like this? She angrily thought; then something hit her.
"Starfire, why are you crying? Not for yourself—is it?" Starfire sat there for a minete not saying anything, not even crying. Then…
"I'm crying for them Raven," Her eyes widened. She was crying for Beast boy, and Cyborg and all of those people fighting out on the park's field. This just pissed Raven off 10xs more. She stood up with determination, and she was ready for this madness to end. And then….. She was sprayed in the face with tofu milk. The horrifying stench leaked off of her, her eyes began to glow red as she stalked over the crowd and cowering veggie team member.
"You Morons!" she growled as she grew taller and taller; frightening the crowd so much they froze, even Slade who was wearing a bright, neon pink meat t-shirt over his armor stopped. A little oil tricked down Cyborg's leg which made every one step away from him in disgust. But all stared wide- eyed at Raven as she started he rant.
"Look at you! You have acted like complete douche bags all day! Because of this fucking meat war, you've wasted all this town's food, money and hard work! Plus, you made Star fire cry! And another thing—"As she continued trees, cars and people zoomed around in a black aura. Black tentacles shot out of her cloak sucking in a squirrel.
Beast boy fell to his knees and cried "!" Everyone, including Raven paused for a moment to stare with raised eye brows at him who just smiled sheepishly at them and shrugged his shoulders. Then Raven continued
"And what the heck is a wookie? And a 'spam can"? How originally, did you get that off the back of a cereal box? And did I say how much I hate American Idol? They sound like what wookies would sound like if they sang; if I knew what a wookie was!" By this time Raven's out of control powers were ripping patches of grass and street out of the ground.
Everyone was terrified when; because of a miracle; Beast Boy had an idea. It was a long shot, but he hoped it was enough. He walked up to the still ranting Raven, Jumped up, grabbed her by the shoulders and kissed her. Raven's eyes lost their glow and she automatically shrinked back to the ground; he lips were still locked with Beast Boy's. She flopped down on her butt as she broke away from Beast Boy and said in a matter-of fact tone
"I'll shut up now," Mean while every one else stood there in shock but Starfire was the first to shake the confusion from her little orange head.
"She is right," every one looked at her with question, "Not the wookie part." Every one let out a sigh of relief. "But it is true; the town has paid much for this supposedly wonderful day. Many chefs worked hard for this celebration." People slowly turned their heads around to find people weeping over cake and meat and Tofu. They looked down at their feet. "And look at this mess! It shall take a long time to clean up all of this; the park will not be free for children and pets to run freely in. Today in ruined."
She was crouched down next to Raven but then stood and walked over to a shamed Beast Boy and Cyborg with her hands behind her back. Raven saw what she was holding and her lips curled slightly upwards at the sight. 'Good girl,' Starfire seemed to tower over the two boys, even though Cyborg was much taller than her. Beast Boy and Cyborg stared down at their feet so, they had no way to know what was coming.
"So now, I only have one thing to say," The whole park held their breath, ready for the outburst of alien cussing. Instead, she quickly smacked them both on the top of their heads and the handfuls of tofu, meat and alien food oozed on their heads. "Food fight." Starfire finished with a smirk. Beast Boy and Cyborg's heads shot upwards as the screamed for the whole world to know,
"Food Fight!" They scooped up the mixture of food and chucked some at Starfire and Raven who returned fire at will. Then Starfire smacked Robin with food and then the whole team was tossing food at each other wildly. Everyone else in the park simply shrugged their shoulders and joined in. This was not so much a meat war anymore, more like a lets-see-who –can-wipeout-your-friends –first-with-this-stuff war.
In the middle of the fight, Robin and Starfire got pushed back to back as they fought off the others with this new breed of food.
"So, you're not too upset about today?" He whispered over his shoulder and into her ear.
"Actually, I am still quite, the pissed but I had to do something to make this day slightly glorious!" Robin smiled at her answer and the fact that he just nailed Beast boy in the face with tofu. He didn't expect what came next—she leaned over and very softly she gave Robin a kiss on the cheek; Robin turned as bright as his shirt and Starfire giggled
"I knew that this what help, "and with that she ran off too go drown Slade in meat. Robin sat there for a minute; in complete awe and shock he startled the park by screaming
"!" He went back to the fight but in the distance Starfire smiled happily as she poned everyone around her. Mean while Raven had taken to targeting Beast Boy, and they were now on the out skirts of the park; dodging and twirling, tossing and blocking they fought….. one might even say, playfully? They were both laughing, and as she stepped out the way of a clump of alien food she formed a plan.
With a smirk on her pale face she tossed a chunk of tofu at Beast Boy; by just missing slightly, she made Beast Boy jump right in front of her—in perfect position to be jumped on. Raven took that opening and flung herself on top of him, knocking them both to the green grass.
"Hi," Beast Boy smiled sheepishly because their faces were only inches apart. Raven skipped the flirting and kissed him; she sat there for a moment pursed on his lips. When she finally pulled back, she stared down on a dreamy Beast Boy and remarked
"That's for earlier." With that said, she got up, and strode back to the crowd, smiling as she heard rapid foot steps behind her. Mean while, meanwhile Bumble Bee sat alone on the stage, tired from all of the fighting.
"Hey, Bee," Bee smiled as she recognized the voice. "Hey, sparky." Cyborg sat down next to her and held out a untainted slice of pepperoni to her, which she accepted. They sat there for a moment, not saying a word and watching the scene before them; they heard Robin's "Woooooooooooooooooooooo!" and saw in the distance BB and Raven kissing, people being smacked with foods and laughter filled their ears. Cyborg's hand found Bee's and their fingers entwined.
"Happy Meat day, Sparky."
"Happy meat day, Bee."
Done! It is finished! Sorry to be late about this, but I just got a bombard ant of ideas that I plan to post soon! Review please; how did I handle the couples? I personally feel like I screwed up Cy and Bee. I could be right, I could be wrong, and that's why I need you to review!