MLP story idea #2
What I've got:
Slightly based on a story called Hail to the King, a brony wakes up to find himself in Sombra's body.
Set anytime after season 3 opener, but not before season 6 finale. (No pansy ass changlings here, only real ones)
Is he a dumbass? No not really. He will think things through, learn proper magic, etc.
Will he be evil? Sort of, idea is at some point(somehow), he captures the mane 6 and princesses, and shows himself to be good by following a 'how to' book on evil only everything he does isn't really evil. Like "commit an act of betrayal", he would give them raisin cookies but claim they're chocolate chip. Or "take a prisoner into your bed chambers and use them to satisfy your urges", he takes Fluttershy and cuddles with her to satisfy his cuddling urges.
Would have a heavier focus on background ponies for a period where he hides in ponyville under their noses, as the mane 6 search the country for him.
Lemons? Would have plenty, with variety (straight, gay, bisexual)
Other humans in pony bodies? Maybe a group of humans: one in Sombra, one in Nightmare Moon, one in Chrysalis (would still have original running around)
Other plot points: The group is held in Canterlot Castle, guards and some of mane 6 interact with them, a talk about who Sombra would shag in the mane 6 (all of them), an epic escape sequence, etc.
Possible jokes?: Celestia is creepily obsessed with Sombra and starts stalking him and acting like he's her husbando.
Luna tries to assassinate Nightmare Moon in a variety of ways.
Shining and Cadance become parinoid about being around 2 villains that almost ruined their lives.
The guards get actual personalities and funny lines/reactions. No completely emotionless robots.
Lyra gets to go completely insane when she discovers the group was human (im thinking panting like a dog, drooling, and acting strangely aroused)
The Mane 6 and possibly the princesses traveling cross country to find them, and the reaction they'd have when they were found in Ponyville.
