Explaining myself to Al, Scorp, Rose and my lovely readers.

Scorpius: *storms up to BlueRavenclawGirl* Come on! It's been three weeks! Why aren't Rose and I together yet? You haven't even bloody updated at all!

BlueRavenclawGirl: Don't pressure me! I'm trying to write a Christmas day with every single member of the Weasley family!

Rose: *scowls* it doesn't exactly take three weeks though does it?

Scorpius: *jumps in surprise* Rose? Um, how long have you been listening for?

Rose: *smirks* Long enough.

Scorpius: *gulps* I never meant for you to find out this way, but now I can tell you -

BlueRavenclawGirl: *waves hands frantically* no no no! You can't get together in an author's note! I have a whole romantic scene planned!

Rose: *turns to BlueRavenclawGirl and raises an eyebrow* Maybe you should get on with writing it then.

Scorpius: *looks annoyed at the interruption* Instead of listening in on private conversations.

BlueRavenclawGirl: Hey! Be quiet you, if it wasn't for me, you guys wouldn't be having this hilarious and romantic story!

Rose: And yet there has been no hilariousness or romance for 3 weeks has there?

BlueRavenclawGirl: *breaks down* I'm sorry okay? I've been so busy and have serious writers block for this Christmas scene!

Scorpius: *puts an arm around BlueRavenclawGirl and smiles encouragingly* There there, the inspiration will come eventually. I know you have it in you!

BlueRavenclawGirl: *becomes momentarily distracted by Scorpius's smile*

Rose: *frowns* Ahem, I'm still here you know.

BlueRavenclawGirl: *looks sheepish* Sorry Rose.

Albus: Hey what are you guys doing here? Are you trying to get BlueRavenclawGirl to update?

Scorpius: What the hell are you doing here?

Albus: *shrugs* It's a free country isn't it? *turns to BlueRavenclawGirl* Can you put me in the story more?

Scorpius: No!

Rose: *looks irritated* you're already in it far too much. It's supposed to be about Scorp and I.

Albus: *winks at BlueRavenclawGirl* I can't help it if I'm so funny and charming that I have to appear in every chapter can I?

BlueRavenclawGirl: *giggles*

Scorpius: *facepalms*

Rose: *sternly* Stop distracting her Al, or Scorpius and I will never go out with each other.

Albus: And why should I care about that?

Scorpius: *rolls his eyes* because you won't be making anymore "hilarious quips" as you like to call them either.

Albus: Okay, okay. *turns to BlueRavenclawGirl with a charming smile and twinkling green eyes* will you try to write the next scene? For me?

BlueRavenclawGirl: *nods dazedly before turning into a puddle of goo*

Albus: Done and done.

Scorpius and Rose: *eye roll*

BlueRavenclawGirl: *waves dazedly* See you on Thursday guys! *staggers off happily to finish the chapter for Albus and all her wonderful readers*