Harry Potter/GTA V (web shows as well kind of) story idea 1

Everyone has read or made a "Harry raised by _" story before. Well here is my idea.

On a trip to Los Santos to secure a business deal, the Dursleys are killed by none other than Vannoss and the crew. Discovering Harry afterwards, the group adopt him into their weird insane sort of family dynamic.

Would not exclusively take place in GTA V, it would include some GMOD stuff perhaps, it I could make it fit.

Maybe have them being wizards as well, explains how they can come back to life, and do other impossible crap.

He would probably replace Ron with Seamus, because he needs some Irish guy to mock. Mini Ladd would have a closer relationship with Harry cause both hail from England. Etc.

Romance: probably either Hermione (cause Harmony is great and she needs to embrace Chaos), or Luna cause she's strange enough to fit right in.

Warning this story would include some very spicy memes and lines taken from Vannos's videos.

Possible scene, from the Halloween house prop hunt video where they talk about the Lamborghini/Knowledge guy.

"We always do this shit man, we get an idea and we just roll with it!" Wildcat said, laughing as he did so.

"Just bought a new owl I've named Hoodini." Harry added to the ongoing conversation without missing a beat, a Snow White owl standing proudly on his shoulder.