"Fawkes!" I said, slowing my pace to thoroughly examine the red and orange blur that passed by only momentarily.
"He'll take you from here; you'll love the scenic route. Besides I have to park yeh..er... um this car before I can get to the first-years." Uncle Hagrid said, pulling on his beard. "I'm so close." Uncle Hagrid said, banging a fist on the steering wheel.
"Uncle, there's nothing wrong with the way you talk. Just wait until the day or even week of the dragon is over, I won't even know what the next creature will be until the next time wake up." I said, watching my fingers turn into sharp black claws. "Every time I look in the mirror it's laughing at me."
"Then laugh back even louder!" Uncle Hagrid bellowed, as he tossed a burlap pouch my way. "And you might as well have the energy to do it."
I opened the burlap pouch to find my favorite snacks of all time.
Ginger candy drenched in maple syrup!
Gross, saltwater taffy all the way!
Caramelized apples!
Caramelized frog eyes, yum.
Your a sick fuck...Ooooh, Barbecued butterfly wings!
Your the one to talk! Plus, my pussy is not sick by the way!
Pussy denied.
What was that?
Your pussy was denied.
Well I didn't offer it to you. Besides, you can't handle the shit I do.
That's because I'm not doing anyone's shit.
Piss off.
You were peeing the whole way?
F-U-C-K-S-P-A-C-E-Y-O-U.
Hey, I do not fuck space.
"Thank you uncle, I'll see you at the Sorting!" I said, before following Fawkes through the thick fog.
The sound of my wings flapping calmed my nerves, but when the fog started to thin the sight of students unloading by the bunch off the Hogwarts Express made my stomach churn.
" Remember to breathe." I told myself as I closed my eyes.
A light tap to my forehead made me open my eyes to Fawkes's giant brown eyes.
I leaned towards Fawkes to playfully knock my horns against his head, but as I proceeded to stick out my tongue blue flames jutted out of my mouth.
Fawkes retuned my awkward attempt of a friendly gesture by sticking his tongue at me before speeding up the pace.
Before I know it we were no longer flying in the sky, but soaring through the lengthy hallways of Hogwarts. We lazily maneuvered our way through the crowds of students who were dawning green, red, blue, and yellow robes.
Many students looked up in awe while the majority had shock written along their faces.
"Whoa, was that a dragon!"
"Why was it wearing a robe?"
"A new student, perhaps."
"Probably a potion gone bad."
"I wonder what house she's going to be in?"
"A dragon attending our school? Now that's preposterous."
"Don't get me started on your grades."
You think you can throw me in this juncture
Well I'll tell you my heart just punctured
It is slowly deflating
But my heart rate is escalating
Feel like I'm playing a game of spades
Been living my life like rounds of charades
Treating me like a game of poker
Well you messed up because I'm the joker
I'll show you who is the superior
While I wink at the card dealer
Too much you keep on distorting
My heart is barley supporting
On fading elation
Tainted news and hesitation
All of you I see is static
Standing next to you is just traumatic
I'm real not a delusion
I'm real just like an illusion
So much for the confusion
Did you come up with a conclusion
"Yes and no, I guess..." I said, lifting my head a little higher.